#orche

[ilcovodelbikersgrunf]

Antropocene Horror è il dossier di Nocturno n.250, novembre 2023. La sorgente di tutto è stata un libro: Antropocene Horror – Mostri Virus e Mutazioni: il Cinema dell’Orrore nell’Era della Clisi Climatica. Fabio Malagnini, 2023, Odoya Editore. Da qui siamo partiti per costruire uno speciale che ci sembra epocale, nel senso che attiene alla nostra epoca, la fissa, la riguarda.

Orche all’attacco. In gruppi familiari, al largo di Gibilterra, a dar di muso alle chiglie di yacht dal prezzo criminale. Alcuni dei mammiferi marini colti in fragranza da watercam stereoscopiche, mentre addentano timoni in carbon style. E poi, orsi di montagna. Plantigradi autoctoni, o figli di ripopolamento, che vengono via dalle magliette delle Pro Loco e sferrano attacchi ferali, imprevedibili predatori di runner con calzature sgargianti e plantari idrogel. Correre nei boschi fa male alla salute, meglio sfrecciare in megavan elettrici ecosostenibili, ma attenzione a schivare gli ungulati, centinaia di cinghiali por la carretera. Nemmeno il tempo di porgere l’altro guanciale, che i letti dell’intero Occidente vengono infestati da cimici bio-nike, invincibili, non debellabili, all’attacco del PIL francese e del turismo globale. Ci vorrebbe Guy Montag, a lavare albergoni ostelli AirBnB col fuoco; quello stesso fuoco che annichilisce senza distinzione di latitudine e longitudine, senza sapere quando, passando per Maui da Rodi fino al Québec, cercando te. Te, uomo gatto, catman o meglio Stalking Cat, così ti chiamano, che hai speso migliaia di dollari in chirurgia plastica estrema. Volevi felinizzarti, poi il suicidio ha suggellato la tua storia da freak, me lo hanno detto su Tik Tok.

[some-pers0n]

Kinda really still miffed that the false DoD are just permanently seen as "terrible and annoying bad kids" by the books when really they're just incredibly traumatized children who are dealing with their horrible circumstances. Really wish we got a winglet of like...Flame or Fatespeaker or anybody to show off the terrible situation better.

[orchidshroomgardenselfships]

Lets play a little game hehehe

I wanna interact with more selfshippers so ummm!

So! Here’s the deal! Reblog this with a picture of an F/o or a self insert, and I’ll give you a picture of a plush that I think fits their vibes!

*Proship dni*

[orchuris]

genuinely seeing rainworld posts about ‘I can’t love this community anymore’ ‘I can’t post here anymore’ is driving me a little crazy to see While I don’t like engaging in drama I think that whether or not pansear is actually everything the screenshots have claimed (I’m not decided either or yet considering how sketchy either party is being) I think that ‘leaving the entire fandom’ is a bit much. pansear is a singular person. ONE person out of millions enjoying Rain World. Sure their art was popular but for GODS SAKE don’t let it ruin your enjoyment of the funny scug game. Someone else will take their place. Someone else the community idolizes or clowns upon. Hell for all I know it’s someone reading this post right now. Yall put WAY too much effort into drama instead of just focusing on what drew you here in the first place; enjoying what the community had to offer. And despite what some posts ive seen say; the community is STILL HERE. I can look in a thousand places and see the community I love, the shitposting, yuri-making, crazyass (/aff) artists, meme-makers, writers, animators, rebloggers- *you get the point.* I’m not saying that if someone did something truly disgusting, they should be forgiven immediately. That’s hardly true- and if it turns out someone is as horrible a person as the claims say, then. Do with that what you will. But please, for your own happiness. *Don’t throw away something you love over someone else’s bullshit.* Thanks for reading.

[azelmaandeponine]

I've come across this video "analysis" on Ford's character, and all of this is just...eugh. Exactly all of the talking points that Ford haters use when trying to justify their hatred for him.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4qoKkpc9kY0&pp=ygUYY2hlc3RudXQgdGFudWtpIGlzIHdyb25n

I tried to watch it but couldn't even get through one minute. I lost it when they unironically called Ford "a bad person" and left a comment pointing out that Weirdmageddon is Bill's fault and that they are literally demonizing an autistic-coded abuse victim.

The comments are a mess, too. One of the top ones said something about how it doesn't matter how intelligent you are, if you're not emotionally intelligent you can't live a "fulfilling life" or something like that. And most people were blaming Ford for Weirdmageddon as if Bill Cipher didn't exist.

Ford haters either stop being ableist and learn compassion for abuse victims or shut the fuck up challenge.

[theneworchestra2]

The fact that it's not even "THE Minecraft Movie", it's just "A Minecraft Movie"...

...that tells you everything you need to know right from the get-go.

[ashtxrie]

me dedicating my entire academic career to jungwon, who was literally class president for 5 years, an honor student, and had nearly perfect attendence on top of his busy schedule and being the leader of enhypen and ranking first in iland…. thank you to my man 🙏

[epicconductingphotos]

Congratulations to Klaus Mäkelä on his recent appointment to the Chicago Symphony 😍

[orchurisarts]

I keep forgetting I’m allowed to *post art* on the *art blog* whoops

I promise ill get better at this yall LMAO

(AT with @inv-kob )

[orchideon]

Added regretevator and phighting! to my list of stuff you can request from! <:

[quicksillver]

guys i'm real mad i can't flip the canvas or cut and paste the eye to move it in real life 😭

[orchidshroomgardenselfships]

For my selfshippers who struggle with executive dysfunction, and adhd paralysis, your f/o sees you. They see you’re trying, and they’re proud of you. They don’t think you’re lazy, and when you complete a task you have to do, no matter how small, they’re proud of you. They’re right there by your side, cheering you on every step of the way.

*Proship Dni*

[orchuris]

having a well known au is good and all but i present:

au where only you and like 4 or 5 friends know what the fuck is happening

[edgepunk]

it's actually insane to me that shows like SU and S/he-Ra caused so much rancid discourse on here rather than Bre/aking Ba/d

[c4ys18l]

@orchuris

[sluttybibuck]

saw illinoise on broadway tonight umm how am i supposed to go on after this i feel like my whole life just changed