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suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’

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There's two kinds of crows that visit our yard.

Funky little guy on his stupid walk for his stupid mental health.

And

I HAVE SEEN EMPIRES RISE AND FALL AND YOURS IS NO DIFFERENT

And we love them both.

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slowly approaching bear

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

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design credits me, @boltmoonvic , @puppyrelp soapyysoda, @woffiecocoa, chloefandomarts

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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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very important illustration of the saddest most pathetic scavenger you've ever seen, found by @peacherweasel

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Im gonna eat him

What will they draw

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Going to a seder at a family friend's place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I'm just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive.

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doodles about six being an artist because i think about it a lot

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Reblog to give an ancient spirit lurking in your room a nice hot bowl of soup

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