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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

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Listen, I completely understand why it was an issue for some people, but I still think that naming the original release of Deltarune “SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe” was really really funny

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reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

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one of my fav types of tiktoks is 16 yo boys fucking around in their mom's closet when she isnt home

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“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

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I need more people to see the MelJayVik vision. Please. Polyamory won’t save them but it can make them so much worse.

What is romance if not two God-like beings and their loser mortal boyfriend?

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Hi gman

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i think we've all had that #relatable experience of being jumpscared by a mutual or generally someone we think is cool in our notifications and y'know im not that big of an artist/fandom person but i hope my presence scares people when i show up in their notifications because purely because i think it'd be funny.

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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which of my household appliances am i most closely related to

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i wanna talk about this shot

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yay water

time to drink water woo hoo yay

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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If Deltarune had tumblr

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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

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Congratulations to everyone else while waiting for Challenge 6! It's a pity that no one successfully solved the puzzle I tried to solve it but found that what I solved was completely wrong, Alas

The Cubes Creatosr: @nacora-najita @blockheadblog @itzhosya