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Me every time I watch someone find the original source of any of America’s current political crisis:
How could one terrible man do so much damage lasting for so long???
#trickle down economics#military escalation#drug criminalization#aids crisis#orbital lasers???#thanks for that one Jacob Geller#we’ve had boomer presidents since Regan#deregulation of corporations#union disbandment#motherfucker did everything#I’m going to fist fight him in hell
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the moms are fighting
#my art#mine#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr himeko#hsr kafka#kafhime#motivating myself to draw more using bloody homoerotic scenes is working#i think himeko could win with enough prep time like batman#but it takes a while to aim the orbital space laser ya know#even if she does win one of these drawings kafka’ll still say something witty and flirty#thats just how she is#where’d himeko’s jacket go?#kafka sliced it up to show off her sword dexterity#himeko did not appreciate this#but now we get to see himeko’s big muscles so#oh well 🤷🏻♀️#(i did actually draw it but i wanted to stare at her biceps MORE than i wanted her to have a jacket on)
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“it’s not my job to educate you” is something you can say if you’re, like, just some random person of colour being put on the spot to explain why racism is bad. if you’re a Communist it is, in fact, your job to educate people. it should be your number one priority! lads this is literally what we are meant to be doing! if someone asks you a question and they seem to actually want to hear the answer, it is, in fact, your job to explain it to them! otherwise you’re a pretty shitty communist!
#i mean if someone is talking to you in bad faith or starting out from a confrontational place#then sometimes you just have to activate the orbital laser mode of communication#but a lot of people have genuine questions and if you know the answers the 1 thing you can do is give them!#anyone reading this feel free to dm or askbox me any questions you have about communism fr
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WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION - Sonne by Rammstein & Star Wars
#this video is about the death star / the violence of the empire /#the terror of fascism / the kyber crystal / the orbital laser as the bastardized kyber crystal#star wars#the empire#darth vader#jaigeye video#jaigeye art#leia organa#Andor#sw prequels
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if you beat amon in dead souls kiryu gets an orbital death laser. just so you know
#it’s so fucking FUNNY hdsjsgahxhsjh it’s WILD he just. he just presses a button on his little ipad thing and#DISINTEGRATES ZOMBIES ON SIGHT WITH A DEMONIC ENERGY BEAM FROM THE SKY#oh? oh you thought Ichiban in 2021 was the first yakuza character to get an orbital laser attack?#jokes on you DEAD SOULS did it first in fucking 2012#and in the funniest possible way. ie: adding it as a weapon you can only get if you complete all substories complete all subterranea#missions and defeat zombie/ghost/demon amon. and when you achieve those things there’s no fanfare. no gravitas. you just get a text from bob#that says. i have something for you. come to naomi’s.#and with zero explanation kiryu gets. an infinite-durability orbital death laser#you really don’t get this type of obscure silliness in the franchise these days#and dead souls is just. one of a fucking kind#ridiculous#kiryu#kazuma kiryu#yakuza#rgg#yakuza dead souls#dead souls#rambling
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As always, this story begins with paranoia – with the impending feeling of surveillance.
Hello again, friend of a friend... -- Legundo's involuntary trip through the multiverse has landed him in all sorts of predicaments, worlds with hidden dangers or unobvious threats. One thing has been constant, though - he has always been alone, with the exception of the ghosts of his past that h(a)unt him.
Technically, that hasn't changed. It's just gotten infinitely more obvious and infinitely less easy to negotiate with. With Legundo's usual ever-present time limit bearing down on both him and this new unknown, things seem set to unravel whether or not anyone wants them to.
#legundo#100 days multiverse#vikingpilot#yt#txt#art#solar scraps#solar scrawls#dominioners#hi everyone. orbital laser blarst.#bs!au
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Like sorry i stan Miquella harder after the dlc you can't show me a giant ephemeral effeminate man committing forbidden rites of necromancy and sacrilege and who cups my face in his hands and personally promises me a 1000 year era of kindness and think i'm not in his favor
#little miquella had pizzaz but Big Miquella could fix me#also yes he does nuke the tarnished with an orbital laser but that's tbh very slay of him#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree
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Pink today
#my face#not technically#trans girl#nonbinary#selfie#check out my fit#girlslikeus#if you they/them me i will target you with my orbital laser
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An invisible force grabs at your clothes and pulls you out of the way of a rouge artillery fire gone off course, bringing you to a soot covered Alice’s side.
“I think we’re all a bit too close for artillery right now, and if we start making more corpses we’re going to have trouble keeping track of him when the ghost starts hopping bodies again.”
@alice-lupine
You may be right, I'll fire ARCHIMEDES at them instead....
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idk if any creatures live near DH but the idea of her just unleashijg a flood of void fluid on the local wildlife is really funny to me
HEHE YEAH.. that's basically how it went down !!
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#free ascension for everybody!!#imagine being hit by hundreds of tons of void fluid from above. orbital laser type shit#also don't ask why i put effort into the background of a joke#sometimes you just wanna practice plants#ask#obligatory talk tag#oc - DH
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Man, I went into the Trails series with a WAY different idea of what they were like then what they actually were. Trails: "Welcome to Zemuria. Here, an industrial revolution based around the use of orbal energy is completely changing society. You can even use orbal energy to enhance your physical abilities via portable devices called orbments! They also allow you to use magical abilities called Arts." Me: "Oh, so this is how people are going to do crazy anime shit. Via fancy Arts and Orbments power. I can easily see how this system can be used for a clear and consistent power system, in an otherwise realistic and grounded setting." Trails: "Uhhhh" Me: "So this guy who uses the Shadow Clone no Jutsu is using a really fancy Art, right?" Trails: "No, he can just do that." Me: "Oh, o-okay" Trails: "One of your party members is a twelve-year-old girl with a gatling gun." Me: "What" Trails: "Your dad has a DBZ-esque power-up move and can go hand-to-hand with a giant robot. It's completely unrelated to any kind of Orbal enhancement." Me: "WHAT" Trails: "I haven't even mentioned the guy who's just The Joker With Superpowers yet"
#trails series#sora no kiseki#trails in the sky#cassius bright#tita russell#campanella#i like this series a lot so far#but i never know what to expect#technically campanella is introduced before cassius' boss fight#but it's funnier this way#funnily enough there's actually a bunch of geopolitics stuff that's really interesting#but it makes the giant robots and anime shit stand out even more#i already mentioned the child supersoldier with the gundam attempting to break up an international treaty in another post#it's crazy that tita's gatling gun is a thing that diagetically exists within the game world#not sure about her orbital laser#btw i've only made it up to halfway through Trails to Azure#i have no idea what awaits me in trails of cold steel
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A like-minded friend made this as an obvservation.
...It's not inaccurate.
#one punch man#credit goes to my buddy godnonon#he knows how i operate#do not dare look in my direction if you think fubuki and saitama are a romantically viable couple#i'll seriously fire an orbital laser at you#saibuki do not interact#all i want to see out of you saibuki “people” is your white flags desperately waving from the depths of your ember-strewn trenches#your cause is lost and i'm coming for you#damn you saibukiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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The new teaser has me extremely hyped, but my internet-addled brain has compared it to a generic thumbnail of a low-quality content-farm video (where they take popular characters and put them into squid games or among us or fortnite or something) and now i can't unsee it
i need you all to see my vision
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#super hyped#please don't fire your orbital laser at me for this; gooseworx
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some more silly little drawings, made while I keep practicing digital, slowly but surely getting there. also some of these were drawn on chemistry papers because I have only one sheet of drawing paper right now. ALSO also the gun face proot and the furred slugcat on the pole both belong to a friend okay byeeee
#slugcat#rainworld#oc#my artwrok#drawing#original art#illustration#protogen#hk hornet#hollow knight#paper drawing#traditional drawing#traditional art#orbital#laser#cannon
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Ough funky robot
#eye strain#eye contact#sorta#gun tw#caps tw#v1#v1 ultrakill#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#v1 fanart#jacob geller's orbital lasers video is really good btw#my art
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In Omegaze, Blaze is the she/they femme and Omega is the he/him butch. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
#omegaze#e-123 omega#blaze the cat#pride month#'but those aren't the right terms-' please shut up#terfs get shot by an orbital laser
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