#oranges are so mid
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Oranges are so…I don’t like em. They’re a mid fruit that you have to work for and orange juice is just bitter and gross for me. Like my food opinions can be weird, I get that. I would prefer to have a grapefruit or just a straight up lemon than an orange slice. Fricken they’re not that good guys!! I will concede that orange peel covered in chocolate is pretty good. But I do not like oranges. Especially orange juice. Like even when I was younger, my mom said I would only eat blood oranges lol. And I went out of my way to ask for cranberry juice when we went out for breakfast. Out of the aj, oj, cj breakfast juice trinity, cranberry juice is my favorite. Like apple juice is good too…but orange juice is so not good!!! AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE FACT THAT YOU CAN HAVE PULP WOTH THE OJ, WHY DO YOU WANT TO ADD TEXTURE TO YOUR DRINK?! And also! Kiwis are just the. Superior vitamin c giver. During freshman year of college, they had kiwis in the cafeteria and I almost cried cause of how happy I was. I posted about it on my instagram stories. Oranges are my enemy and a sure fire way to ruin a fruit salad. If I had to eat an orange to survive, ok yeah I’d eat it, but I wouldn’t be happy about it.
#my friend asked for my opinions on orange juice#yeah#you guys can read my inner thoughts#if you want#idk#fruit rant#oranges are so mid
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*shoots your doomed yaoi with a doomed yuri beam*
Sailor Trigun at ALA!!!
#I’m so happy with how these cosplays came out they look just like my concept sketches#and I’m genuinely surprised so many ppl realized what we were!#most ppl thought it was just fem vashwood but a lot of ppl knew it was magical girls specifically I’m v happy#hopefully will have milly Meryl photos from ala to show soon#patiently waiting on those from the photographer#bunny sewed me a new longer cape with a better collar and I remade my undershirt for her#ala changed their prop weapon rules mid con tho which was v sad bc I hand painted and made customized stickers for her milly gun all week#and then they stopped allowing any prop guns that weren’t 50% orange :(#we were able to bring it to the Trigun meetup luckily bc it was outdoors but not to our shoot#next time ig!!!#my cosplay#Trigun#sailor moon#pgsm#vashwood#sailor Trigun#magical girls#vash the stampede#Nicholas d wolfwood#what did I name these au guys#sailor gunsmoke#sailor hopeland#???#i think#Trigun maximum#Trimax#cosplay#au#ala 2024#anime los angeles
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their relationship dynamic is literally that one ‘shikimori’s not just a cutie’ meme
/also last art post of this year before I get completely wasted and forget about it
/also master is half oc half self insert and is just here for the memes, ships and accidental saving of the world ig
#fate grand order#fgo#antonio salieri#edmond dantes#believe me this shit works other way around sometimes they purposefully meme about it#lets say it’s some singularity or smth at this point salieri is always with bloody misericordia#tfw when your french boyfriend is so cool he makes you blush mid fight#me be drinking and snacking on oranges while eating edsali new year jp fics like a treat#which it is
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Oral allergy syndrome is fucking crazy like I'm allergic to 90% of raw fruits and vegetables (and some nuts) and I didn't even know it existed til maybe a year ago. Everyone I've spoken to ALSO had no clue it existed. And apparently everyone who has hay-fever has it to some degree???
#fires posts#ramblings#I have all my veggies cooked anyway but I just?? Never ate fruit??#“Your body's not used to it” is all I ever got told growing up#and I just??? Accepted that fruit was going to make my throat and stomach hurt whenever I ate it?? Bc I didn't eat enough???#anyway I am trying to clean up my diet bc I can't keep living on biscuits and chocolate for lunch breaks#So any cooked fruit recipe (ideally without extra carbs) is very much appreciated lads#The only fruit ik i dont like is watermelon and oranges are pretty mid (which is so fucking annoying bc they dont trigger my OAS)
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talking about a fascist government and setting their elections on the day of diwali and basing ur lead on hanuman…. Dev Patel I’m so proud of u ??????
#dev patel#monkey man#FYI: India is having their election right now & a fascist government might come into power again#we genuinely do not think another election will take place if these assholes win#the red flags in the movie initially were orange to mirror the current political party and had to be COLOR CORRECTED to avoid more issues#this movie will also not be releasing in India most likely and if it does it’ll be post May-mid because elections will be done then#THE SHIT HES DOING RN IS BALLSY AS FUCK I AM SO IN AWE OF HIM#we cannot make movies that criticise our government overtly in India btw like that’s just not gonna fly :D the censor board bans it#please go read about what’s happening with Modi and India if you liked this movie#will give you one mythological story in return <3
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#i wasnt sure if i was gonna post these but since i already made them and i just think this sequence is hilarious#also if you saw me earlier this week freak out about chuck taking kip backstage mid match for like ten minutes#(and them most likely just being there smooching)#yeah this was it lmao#chuck just manhandling him around like mmMMM#(also the moments leading up to this were so funny cause the camera didnt catch any of them#and then you suddenly just see chuck literally jumping kip and its like. oh OKAY. while both oc and penny are like what why)#also honey PLEASE get more fitting jeans my mind is so compromised here--#wrestling#kip sabian#orange cassidy#penelope ford#best friends#wrestlingedit#night gifs#kip in a box#sweet little clementine#vampire wife#chuck taylor#my beloved#sweetest sweet boy
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Scaramouche: “Fine. In light of what you did today, you can hug me for four-to-five seconds.”
Tartaglia: “FOURTY FIVE SECONDS!?!?!”
Scaramouche: “NO.”
Tartaglia, already smothering Scaramouche: “No backsies!”
#I don’t like either of them and this is the only acceptable ship with either of them impo#I was doing scaramouche’s questline bit and my game station overheated mid boss fight#I *just* want to roll nahida all for getting a finally complete god squad#I’ve had klee as a stand in for another archon for so long long before nahida came out#I’ve sure someone has done this before with them#but I you know have stuff of especially the orange one blacklisted so I don’t see them#sorry anyone who likes them I just very much don’t! but I think this ship is valid af#genshin impact#scaramouche#the wanderer#wanderer#tartaglia x scaramouche#childe x scaramouche#chiscara#tartamouche#tartaglia#childe
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i still think the funniest dream i've ever had was the one where it was like. making fun of the dreams i'd have as a kid. where i always without fail died in the end. and it had me sitting on my doorstep and i saw a delivery van with "dog." printed on it and i went "haha what's up dog" and the man inside gave me the craziest death glare i have ever seen before driving away. and i was giggling and went inside and when i looked out the window the dog car was back again and was driving into our fence and backing up and driving into my house (which was also a staple of my childhood nightmares) and i was being so chill about this. but then the guy gets out of his fucked up car and walks up to my doorstep and enters my house and Stares at me. i'm still laughing and i go "what are you gonna do? shoot me?" (another staple of my childhood nightmares, 8/10 times the Dying At The End was me getting shot) and then this guy does in fact pull out a gun and shoot me. and i die. all because i said what's up dog. most normal dying dream i've ever had
#benny.txt#actually maybe the funniest i've ever had was the fever dream i had at like 8 years old where i met lightning mcqueen#in a harrowing orange eternal mid-sunset deserted prairie landscape#and when i went home my family were husks of their former selves#and somehow i ended up encountering Scary Goo. it was a hairspray type bottle that would make you Scary if it was sprayed on you#and the Scary Goo killed me. of course#this was in fact one of the scariest nightmares i ever had as a child sometimes the memory of the scary goo actually keeps me up at night#but the fact that all of this was preceded by me meeting lightning mcqueen in the most ominous location ever#genuinely so fucking funny
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was going to reread kotlc this summer 😔 looks like that didnt happen
#summer ends for me like mid august. so theres still maybe time? would have to get my shit together though#overall!! ive had a girl failure summer. did not accomplish nearly as much as i hoped to but.#its okay!!#did reread some of my nancy drew books..#moss covered mansion more insane than i remembered#someone sent explosives hidden inside oranges to nasa??#some guy had a boiling pool in his house guarded by wild animals in case of intruders??#imagine the heating bill???#also larkspur lane.. insane book
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every day i regret being a balance main because why do I have to wear this ugly shade of brown. with like. orange and pink.
blah blah stitching but white and red are the school colors. what is this
if necromancy is most hated by ambrose, sorcery is most hated by the shopkeepers i tell you
THIS IS SO INCHRESTING because in my playthrough experience in terms of balance colors it's either the pretty maroon/crimson/gold palette, the orange/brown/sand/pale palette, or like what this ask just said and it looks like your sorcerer lost a paintball fight
the easiest solution to this. since balance is supposed to be all of the schools, make it all of the colors. all balance wizards ✨🌈 G R A D I E N T /j
#brown orange and pink together really uh. rewlly is a choice#IT CAN BE PRETTY cuz those arent the most outrageous colors to be found together but thats in like nature. not in your battle robes of armor#idk im not an art student JSLSBSJSK#the white and red gear is also a choice. it also depends on what gear it is and how the colors are utilized#plot twist: ambrose hates necromancers because of the limited color palette /j#other than black and white what other color have we seen in death clothes and imagery#i think maybe green? some blue? purple? cant remember#but this is coming from The Guy who thinks purple and yellow fit together. so please dont listen to me#“yeah balance and death colors kinda mid” (blinds people with my bright yellows and purples storm gear)#wizard101#wiz101#w101#asks#anonymous
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Going to ask this question on Tumblr because people here are more chill than on twitter Which game is more fitting for October: Twilight Princess or Majora’s Mask?
#I ask this because i have something in the works..........#you can probably guess#MM cannonically takes place in summer#the fireworks and masks give off summer festival vibes as well#but it's also spooky so perfect for halloween#but TP has the ultimate mid autumn vibes#the PUMPKINS#and the all-around cozy vibes of Ordon#also the orange theme in general#thoughts?#delete later
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So no one was gonna tell me Kai got DLC? I just had to find out from the steam library page after booting the game up for the first time in months?
#100% orange juice#kai (hero)#100% oj#the low ponytail. the turtleneck. the jacket slipping off his shoulders. an icon#AND hes a father. hes come so far#AND HES CRACKED. ABSOLUTELY DISASTROUS ABILITIES#like yes old man go old man#its ok that you look mid 20s at latest move it move it
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i desperately need to see what would happen if you put these two in a room together
#ash rambles 💚#mask off 🎭#balls out ⚽️⚽️#ash's two little shit criminals that are very pretty and also in their mid 20s and thus significantly younger than the main cast#of their respective y.akuza games and also dye their hair some shade of orange/brown and also lie to you for a good chunk of the game about#what they're really up to#... the only difference being that s.ugiura is actually a good liar LMAAAAOOO k.ido was shady as fuck!!#but he looked handsome when he committing the atrocities so it's ok!!#i wonder if they'd be friends..?#hm. guess we'll never know. SINCE THEY NEVER BROUGHT K.IDO BACK-#ahem#It's been like 14 years since y.akuza 4 came out.. where is he..
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guess who just went to the library and DIDNT bring home any books at all!! even though i specifically went around looking at books despite my better judgement!! amazing what we’re capable of <3
#quil’s unholy underworld#also saw someone returning a bunch of keeper books on my way out and I literally stopped mid step to do a double take#so. if that’s was you. in the blue (s) shirt with bright orange/white sneakers. talking about someone who was being tested for COVID? hi#*(?)#books in a suitcase putting them on the rolly thing while you chatted with the librarian#anyway#i think the universe specifically kept me from checking out books#because there were three different series I probably would’ve grabbed#but each one I was interested in the first book wasn’t there#so. decided that meant maybe I should quit while I was ahead and just leave#because i have so many books to read already#but anyway!#love libraries and the librarians all know me on sight peace and love <3#also the local used bookstore knows me and my family on sight#so. clearly we’re doing something right and yeah I might be bragging a little. for fun
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my immense disappointment when tasting the brisk tea flavor blood orange expecting heavenly ambrosia only to learn its just fucking okay is cartoonish, really
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"you will be judged"
quick sketch i got sick of drawing because FUCK perspective and whoever invented it i wish i existed on a 2d plane
it's the batter from off, mimicking his in game talk sprite and frisk from above (ish)
#my art#off game#batter off#frisk undertale#if i was a better artist this would be the coolest piece i ever amde#i'll have to settle for mid bc the idea still kinda gets across#also the orange in the caption is because of that poem i wrote about off and undertale#i didn't use names only pronouns so i used color to hel[p differentiate#the batter was orange cuz the X in the title screen of off is orange#maybe when i feel less hatred towards my art i'll redraw and color it and it'll look good
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