#orange vents

[yet-another-orange]

Okay so they get to lash out in anger but I fucking can't? Okay, got it. Cool. I'm totally fine about that.

[gin-juice-tonic]

Week one of @stanuary here we come. The theme was Mystery.

We interviewed members of the shack to find out what the deal is behind Mr Mystery himself.

[romanisweird]

Hell yeah brother!

Because of recent news I drew this

It is very much inspired by this!

[rabbittongues]

[taralen]

Well, guys, it was FUN being sane for 72 hours! Enjoy this visual garbage I vomited while having an extremely intense psychosis episode. 👌

SOMEHOW DESPITE LOSING MY @#)$ I MADE SENSE OUT OF THIS.

[[My "LoveLetter" AU interpretation of Spamton's situation shortly after making "the deal" with the "phone entity."]]

It was 1992.

Spamton, still a White Addison, was shown proof of the phone entity's "Absolute Certainty," a power he claimed to possess that accurately predicted the future 100% of the time. He showed proof of this by telling Spamton to call a specific number to pitch an item to, and after following his exact instructions, the sale closed without a hitch. He chalked it up to coincidence, but after a similar success with an e-mail sale, Spamton could no longer deny that there was merit to this man's power... And so, Spamton signed the deal to have the phone entity work as a permanent advisor and business partner for absolutely no commission fee and with the promise of transforming him into a BIG SHOT, one the likes of which Cyber World had never seen before.

But fear consumed his SOUL. His coworkers congratulated him on his two big and successful sales and planned to celebrate at the local bar. However, as they made their way there, a massive wave of anxiety consumed Spamton. Thoughts swirled and blended into garbage noise, making it difficult for him to pay attention to whatever any of his friends were saying. Only the chill sting of hard liquor could completely pull him out of this anxious trance and snap him back to reality, allowing him, for at least this short time, to relish in his unexpected success.

[dark-dirty-daydreams]

Fuck peeling fruit. I'd do anything for you.

[selitoxicmoon]

WASTE OF TIME

I'm his favorite waste of time

Vent Art

[nyoomracer]

Moon tell me if i could send my heart up to you

My Love Mine All Mine, Mitski

[turkitty5]

closet sesh

[mkstrigidae]

Living in a crucial swing state is a fucking mess in the lead up to an election like i'm getting seven million texts a day, gotten FULLY stopped in traffic on three separate occasions this week because candidates are visiting (police cars everywhere, highways closed, etc), and you genuinely will need a snowplow to clear all the campaign signs once this thing is over plus I had to wait three hours in line to early vote last week BUT I DID IT

[wendig0ld]

The second impostor~

[rabbittongues]

[little-red-fool]

—“Rot ist die liebe, Rot ist das blut.”

Felt like drawing D in a cyberpunk setting.

[pixlokita]

You know you’re re tired when you leave your room half asleep and not wearing your glasses and you see your cat in the hallway but your brain makes him look like he’s AI generated and you feel a fear that hurts your stomach so bad you close the door again and hope you’re overthinking

[800-dick-pics]

as a bitch with arfid and hella allergies even EYE dont like cooking for picky eaters and if feel like that should be ok

yeah i only like certain foods make certain ways by certain people

but i also only wanna cook certain foods certain ways for certain people

i feel like white autistics/white disabled ppl get so insulted when someone doesn't like cooking for them or doesnt invite them out to eat

girl lets be 100% for fuckin real its not fun to cook for people (self included) when they have very ridgid requirements for eating (which i do)

im not cookin for anyone if its also not fun for me too

[touchlikethesun]

coworker asked how i was feeling about the election and when i said i was honestly more torn up about it then i was expecting to be, he looked baffled and was like "why? you're here aren't you?" and ?????????????

i'll admit i did start to lose my temper with him because sure i am "here" (i.e. not the states) for now, there's no guarantee that i'll be able to stay indefinitely tho, and regardless of where i am, i still have friends and people i care about that are stuck in the states, that will be directly subjected to the awfulness that's going to come from this, and even if i didn't know anyone personally, that's still major world power all but cementing itself as a fascist regime, clearly a net negative. and just the audacity to be like "why are you upset" like i'm sorry i am not even the person that brought it up wtaf