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bugwizard · 4 months
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marisatomay · 3 months
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hello can you post the Biden dropout spam text to be copiable I have many people to send that to
UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
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theyluvkarolina · 2 months
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౨ৎ APPLE OF MY EYE ౨ৎ
masterlist / rules / requests & talks with me!
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SUMMARY౨ৎ fernando loves his little girl. and he isn’t afraid to show that. from her first time in the garage, to her first ever football game. Best of all? Everyone loves girl-dad fernando!! (a smau compilation of fernando, you, and camila 🩵) requested!
PAIRING ౨ৎ Fernando Alonso x Wife!Reader
WARNINGS ౨ৎ none! super fluffy 🩵 (fernando types like a dad, i don’t make the rules) VERY SHORT!
A/N ౨ৎ little camila has been converted into a oc at this point?? i mean she’s been in not one but 2 fernando fics already. unintentionally created a oc haha
PART 1: `` ౨ৎ SECRET IS OUT ౨ৎ `` ,
EXTRA: `` ౨ৎSLIPPING THROUGH MY FINGERS౨ৎ ``
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TWITTER
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INSTAGRAM, DECEMBER 2023
y/n_l/n & fernandoalo_offical have made a new post!
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y/n_l/n a little someone is done cooking… welcome to the world Camila 🎀
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user1 OMG IT HAPPENED 🥹🥹
user2 CAMILA L/N-ALONSO HAS BEEN BORN
user3 project verstappen is a go.
→ user4 project verstappen??? more like project alonso 🗣️
→ user5 OOOHH FERNANDO ALONSO!!! 🗣️🔥
f1 ✔︎ the young rookie finally has his own young one! Congratulations you two! Can’t wait to see her in the garage! 🏁
francisca.cgomes ✔︎ AHHH SHE’S SO CUTE! CAN’T WAIT TO MEET HER 🩷
y/n_l/n all doors are open for you 😚
landonorris ✔︎ papaya fan in the making? 👀🍊
→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ no! 🎉 🎊 🎈
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ that’s a orange
→ landonorris ✔︎ no shit sherlock
astonmartinf1 ✔︎ Congratulations to our new crew member! 😊
→ y/n_l/n 💚
estebanocon ✔︎ glad to know that Lance didn’t spoil this one!
→ lance_stroll ✔︎ haha funny. 🫤
oscarpiastri ✔︎ seems i won’t be the youngest on the grid anymore 😅
→ y/n_l/n don’t worry oscar, you’re still my adopted son 🫂
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ good to know 🙃
→ landonorris ✔︎ what about me @ y/n_l/n??? 🤨
→ y/n_l/n you’ve been demoted since you helped lance leak my baby shower 😒
→ landonorris ✔︎ I SAID SORRY
→ y/n_l/n apology NOT accepted
maxverstappen1 ✔︎ …are toy donations still up for grabs?
→ kellypiquet ✔︎ …Max? 🤨
→ maxverstappen1 ✔︎ you saw nothing.
lilymunihe ✔︎ officially a milf???
→ y/n_l/n hell yeah 😍😍😋
TWITTER, 2026
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INSTAGRAM, FUTURE (2026)
fernandoalo_offical ✔︎
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fernandoalo_offical Camila’s first race! Everything's better with loved ones in the garage ❤️
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y/n_l/n @ landonorris why are you bribing my child with hats 🤨
→ landonorris ✔︎ those are very bold accusations you’re throwing Mrs. L/N-Alonso 🤔
→ y/n_l/n then why did she come home saying mclaren is the best??
→ landonorris ✔︎ ….ask oscar?
→ y/n_l/n you lost babysitting privileges.
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ gotta show her the better team 🤷
→ y/n_l/n YOU LOST THEM TOO. KIKA AND LILY ARE NOW IN CHARGE.
→ francisca.cgomes ✔︎ yes ma’am. 😳
→ lilymunihe ✔︎ yay!
→ lilyzneimer yay!
→ lilymunihe ✔︎ …🤨 @ lilyzneimer
→ lilyzneimer …🤨 @ lilymunihe
user6 MOM IS BACK IN THE PADDOCK!!
user7 i love how fernando just posts his family instead of anythin team related 😭
→ astionmartinf1 ✔︎ still waiting to be seen 😞👊
→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ the wife and camila come first ❤️
→ y/n_l/n as it should :)
fernandoalo_offical ✔︎
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y/n_l/n quick late summer break :)
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user8 DILF!! DILF!! DILF!! 📢‼🚨🚨📣🗣🗣⚠️
user9 my dilf senses are tingling 🤤
user10 PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT FERNANDO WHAT ABOUT CAMILA :(( SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY 🥹🩷
→ user11 THIS!! YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE GIRL IS LOVED BY HOW MUCH FERNANDO (FERNANDO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD) POSTS HER 🥹
→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ Ella es mi princesita, of course I post her ☺️
→ user12 “she’s my princess” IM GONNA CRY.
user13 ugh y/n is so classy.
→ user14 very classy very demure
francisca.cgomes ✔︎ she’s growing up so fast 🥹🥹
→ y/n_l/n I know! I still remember when she was just born 🩷
→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ and I still remember you screaming and crushing my hand 😅
→ y/n_l/n we agreed to keep this silent 😞
fernandoalo_offical ✔︎
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fernandoalonso father like daughter!
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user15 PROJECT VERSTAPPEN!!
→ user16 NO, PROJECT HAMILTON
→ user17 i say project schumacher 🙃
→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ everyone forgot about project alonso 😞
→ user18 look at what you guys did. you made grandpa sad.
lewishamilton ✔︎ already better than most people i knew of on the track! 🤩 🏁
→ nicorosberg ✔︎ …🤨
astonmartinf1 ✔︎ already preparing for that seat 👀
→ user19 yeah, if lance or fernando ever leave 😭
→ user20 LMAO
f1 ✔︎ Future World Champion in the making!
→ user21 a woman could be f1 champion 😂🤣
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ imagine bullying a little girl @ user21
→ landonorris ✔︎ imagine hating on a little girl that could kick your ass in karting @ user21
→ maxverstappen1 ✔︎ imagine feeling the need to say something out of your ass because your jealous she can be better than you @ user21
→ carlossainz55 ✔︎ imagine being such a lowlife @ user21
→ charles_leclerc ✔︎ imagine being such a piece of shit @ user21
→ lance_stroll ✔︎ imagine taking your anger on a girl who’s father loves her enough to put her into something she loves and you couldn’t because your father left for milk and never came home after 40+ years. @ user21
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→ user22 watching the grid defend camila and degrade this middle-aged man is the highlight of my day.
→ y/n_l/n couldn’t have asked for better friends 🥹
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y/n_l/n my babies ❤️
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oscarpiastri ✔︎ mama e papa
→ user23 NOT FERNANDO AND Y/N ADOPTING OSCAR AND LILY
→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ mi amor, you do know that oscar and lily aren’t our children right?
→ y/n_l/n what do you mean i literally birthed them out of my vagina??
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ wait wouldn’t that make her my sister and not… my girlfriend..? 😬
→ y/n_l/n i take it back i didn’t birth them out from inside of me
user24 the family we didn’t know we needed
user25 HER FLUFFY DRESS.
→ y/n_l/n alexandra picked it out! she taste in fashion is impeccable ❤️
→ alexandrasaintmleux ✔︎ always happy to help out! it was the best having camila with us during the ceremony 🩷
user26 the way she sat on Fernando’ss laop the whole time and clapped when everyone started clapping 😭
→ user27 AND WHEN SHE WOULD SAY HI TO THE DRIVERS ON THE STAGE WHEN THEY WERE CALLED UP
→ user28 everyone loves camila l/n-alonso
maxvertsappen1 ✔︎ stop she is so cute im crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹😞😞😓😓😔😔😔🫶🤌🥰
→ charles_leclerc ✔︎ max how drunk on alcohol are you right now?
→ maxvertsappen1 ✔︎ 5’11
→ landonorris ✔︎ HE SAID DRUNK NOT HIGH YOU MUPPET 💀
fernandoalo_offical ✔︎
🎵 Slipping Through My Fingers - ABBA
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fernandoalonso ¡Creciendo tan rápido! First day of school already! 🏫 Camila even got asked what she wanted to be when she grew up and said she’d like to be a engineer ❤️
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user29 THE SONG.
→ user30 NONONO I CAN’T DO THIS. NOT WITH THIS SONG :(
→ user31 “Schoolbag in hand, she leaves home in the early morning”
→ user32 “Waving goodbye with an absent-minded smile”
→ landonorris ✔︎ ENOUGH OF THIS YOU MONSTERS.
oscarpiastri ✔︎ i can you you crying from your hotel room @ landonorris
→ landonorris ✔︎ LEAVE ME ALONE LET ME CRY IN PEACE.
user33 mama mia core 😭
user34 i just watched a child grow up. i feel so old.
landonorris ✔︎ i swore she was just born 4 months ago
→ y/n_l/n and i swore i saw you bribbing her to be a mclaren fan not too long ago too! 😊
lance_stroll ✔︎ will miss seeing her in the garage 😞
→ y/n_l/n Camila says she’ll miss you too Lancey 💚
→ user37 MORE LACEY STROLLY AND CAMILA CONTENT 🗣️
user35 SHE 😭 WANTS 😭 TO 😭 BE 😭A 😭 ENGINEER
user36 mark my words she will be in f1 one way or another.
kellypiquet ✔︎ the absolute cutest. can’t wait for her a P to hang out again sometime soon!
♥️ liked by Author!
→ y/n_l/n planning the next play date already!
TWITTER, 204?
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INSTAGRAM, 204?
camila_y/nalonso has made a new post!
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camila_y/nalonso truly a honor for my dream to come true. from being a little girl watching everything happen, to finally working on everything happening. ¡Vamos, McLaren! (P.S Thank you Uncle Lando for getting me into McLaren 🧡 )
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fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ Esa es mi chica. ❤️ (That's my girl.)
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sarcastic-clapping · 3 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
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meepmoopmaap · 3 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
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chainemails · 3 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅
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cabinetwithcorpses · 3 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
EMMA😭😭 STOP
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aztarion · 3 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
CUMALA LOCKED IN
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myrrhdotcom · 3 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
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jacquesthepigeon · 3 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
-drunk anon
Why did you do this to me?
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autistic-and-bi · 2 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
(i saw this copypasta today and i just couldn’t pass up sending it to someone)
Um...
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npd-enigma · 2 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
world's most normal sentence you have ever sent me (its not)
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caljordan · 3 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
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heystephen · 3 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
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ibuprfn · 3 months
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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦
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kpopcookie0813 · 1 year
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Your/His Name In His/Your Phone (NCT 2020)
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Taeil His: Moon 🌙 💕 Yours: Sun☀️ 💕
Johnny His: Daddy😝❣️ Yours: Babygirl😏❣️
Taeyong His: Bubu❤️❤️ Yours: Baby😍
Yuta His: My Oppa🥰 Yours: Kitten😻
Kun His: Kun Mom😂💜 Yours: Jagi😶💜
Doyoung His: Bunny🐰🧡 Yours: Carrot🥕🧡
Ten His: 🔟🤣💖 Yours: My chocolate drop🍫💖
WinWin His: Baby Chick🐣🤍 Yours: Twix🤤🤍
Jaehyun His: Zaddy😘 Yours: Princess👸🏽💗
Jungwoo His: Puppy🐶💙 Yours: Angel😇💙
Lucas His: Giant😅💚 Yours: Tiny😁💚
Mark His: Mr. Possibilities🔒💛 Yours: Mrs. Lee🔐💛
Xiaojun His: Hubby🤵🏻‍♂️💘 Yours: Wifey👰🏽‍♀️💘
Hendery His: Prince Charming🤴🏻🖤 Yours: Baobei👩🏽‍🤝‍👨🏻🖤
Renjun His: Injunnie🦊🤎 Yours: Y/n-shi🦋🤎
Jeno His: No jam😶 Yours: Pabo😑
Haechan His: Pest🙄 Yours: Babe🤢
Jaemin His: Jae💞 Yours: Cuddle Mate💞
YangYang His: Annoying Orange😒🍊 Yours: Weirdo🤪
Shotaro His: Dance King🕺🏻👑 Yours: Dance Queen💃🏾👑
Sungchan His: Bambi🦌 Yours: Shorty😳
Chenle His: Dolphin Lele🐬 Yours: Sugar baby 👶🏽
Jisung His: Him👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Yours: Her👩🏽‍🤝‍👨🏻
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