Hello! My name is Oakland, my pronouns are he/him, and I am over 20. Orchidsexual. If Kosa passes I will be leaving the internet, so if I dissapear that's why.
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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great
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some sasha doodles bc i cant commit to drawing him rendered💔
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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?
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why are yall not talking about the information yall don’t know? yall fake
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realized id never shared thsi on here... so here u go!
i drew thsi at midnight like a month ago after getting really into ac new leaf :]
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when the. psychonauts. DAMN!!!!!!!! Who taught him that.
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sasha losing at candy crush tragic sad sorrowful tear jerking moment tear running down face
from the magma the other day :]
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also this one from todays magma !
this might be the best piece of art i've ever made not being dramatic
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I just accidentally made un-tea?????
I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????
It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-
I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation
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HEHEHEH THE CLEMMMMM
(November 1 - November 27, 2024)
Things from the eleventh month. I hope you'll enjoy them.
Oh, Elka. What's got you so upset?
I wasn't sure about posting these, but my friends seemed to like them so here we go.
Миша
Clem and Crystal but if they were drawn by my 16 y/o self.
We are lonely, we are all we've got.
Everyone has a character that they treat like a Barbie doll. So cute, right? Almost makes you forget she canonically wants to kill herself.
She has to burn that ribbon now.
Hello, Kitty
Shout-out to @meepmoopmaap
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Thinking about this tweet every time I see/hear about the Harris vs. Trump polls being close.
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In other news, kids are so awesome and respectful they ask before petting my dog.
Old people will just straight up go for it and this one old lady had a dog twice mine’s size talking about how it’s friendly when it was growling and barking at Booker Bear. I told her mine wasn’t and she puts her hand RIGHT IN HIS FACE and goes “oh he’s not mean.” I had to pick him up to get him away from her dog and push the lady’s hand away like no, he’s sensitive around his face and ears, he might actual bite you.
Don’t touch my dog unless you ask. Kids ask. Old people just touch without asking.
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Leftist infighting right now is especially not needed
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