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intermundia · 8 months ago

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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

#the next line does call it 'the girder-shape of ecstacy' which is also bad but in a more abstract way than the pure horror of beef #wild that this is abt a 9yo's drug trip #children of dune #dune #speaking of how hard it is to write smut #cannot believe these sentences get published lol

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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post-graduation trip airport looks

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jujutsu kaisen fanart #these took ages but fr once i am choosing to forgive myself given th fact tht i was coming out of A State when i drew them #im normal now dw drawing the first years wearing merch of my comfort content fixed me #when in doubt play dress up. life hack #i am holding fast 2 my hc tht megumi is a fiend @ indie platformers and is a household name on the celeste speedrun leaderboards #argue with a wall this is my jujutsu kaisen #megumi designated Drink Runner also #alr in line at a cafe texts their gc 'what do you guys want' n gets mad @ nobara fr making him go to a Second shop 2 get her bubble tea #anyway theres not much 2 say abt these just bc i needed sth Light n Easy 2 get me out of my head #no lore to fashion pieces which is both a blessing and a curse but it Is what i needed #nobara serving looks fr a flight i love u so much. it's probably 8 in the morning n she is in a fully coordinated fit #its so criminal tht we don't have more alt hairstyle official art fr her???? iirc it's Just the lost in paradise mv with her in buns no????#robbed. i am fixing it immediately.#wonder where the 3 of them wld go on a trip

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ravenmccookies · 4 months ago

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Weird phenomenon I've seen on tumblr

#like i understand how frustrating it can be to make art and for it to get no attention #but that ain't an excuse to shame and threaten people into reblogging #some of y'all need to relearn some manners ffs #like christ #usually anything to guilt trip/shame ppl into reblogging does the opposite #because good god who the hell wants to spread the guilt tripping?!#anyways back to you regular tagging schedule #my art #doodles #rambles #comic #my sona #furry art #furry

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mod2amaryllis · 1 month ago

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adding something to my "adult advice that i had to discover for myself either because no one told me or when i saw adults do it as a kid i couldn't possibly understand," featuring such hits as "grill sandwiches with mayo" and "almost no quality matters more than flexibility," and it is:

clean your house before a vacation because returning to an already clean house is waaay better than sex

#i killed myself last week cleaning and doing tanks and now I'm wandering around the house with a pleasant white boy smile #like ahh...ahh! ooh! ahh. so nice. hooray :-)#m2a #maybe this is obvious but that's the point of my adult wisdom list #which also includes: driving faster on a road trip will make you get there sooner

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 2 months ago

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you’re kidding me, right?? 😭

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BEHOLD THE LATEST TWST MERCH… a toy truck?????? They made merch of the isekai truck?!?!?!!!!/j 💀

IS IT JUST ME OR???? It looks like the dorm leaders and Grim are tacked up missing people posters… or wanted posters…

#THIS IS A JOKE #is fellow honest the truck driver 😭#don’t get into the strange fox man’s truck if he offers you free apple candies and a trip to playful land #or is it Crowley… to isekai you #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst merch #twisted wonderland merch #notes from the writing raven #Grim #Riddle Rosehearts #Leona Kingscholar #Azul Ashengrotto #Kalim Al-Asim #Vil Schoenheit #Malleus Draconia #Idia Shroud

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raepliica · 10 months ago

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i think they should take turns cuddling for healing purposes

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jabesa0 · 7 months ago

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My Siren By The Seashore 🌊🐚

#mammon obey me #obey me #obey me shall we date #obm #obey me mammon #mammon #obey me fanart #obm mammon #you guys don’t even know #the trips I went thru for this one #but trust me girls get it done #I’m very happy with how he turned out :p #I love giving mammon a ton of accessories #no matter the au he’ll always go all out <33 #mermay #mermaid #mermay 2024

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coffeeanddaggers · 1 month ago

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I MEAN YEAH THIS IS ACCURATE AF!

#dragon age #dragon age veilguard #nico de riva #datv #mourn watch #emmrich volkarin #how i feel everytime i watch my sibling go on a date with Emmrich #where as in my play through im getting to go on spooky field trips with my gothic science teacher who is 200% into the the occult

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some-zer0 · 4 months ago

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Good luck on your road trip with the Archivist, Sam

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #samama khalid #tmagp 30 #tmagp spoilers #Tim and Peter had their kayak trip #Sam and the Archivist get their buddy duo road trip imo

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choccy-milky · 1 month ago

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@foundthatoldzeppelinshirt what did u do to me...what in the wattpad is this... i only planned to do a few doodles but then i kept getting more brainrotted and things got out of hand LMAOO (and ofc i HAD to draw hockey player seb at SOME POINT bc its my duty as a canadian citizen🫡🍁🍁 O CANADA!!!)

#my dad loves hockey and i grew up with him just yelling at the tv and saying WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS! OH DID YOU SEE THAT??#the only time i would watch/found it interesting was during shootouts or whenever fights broke out BAHAHA god... theres so much fighting #the amount of blood i put on seb isnt even an exaggeration or anything out of the ordinary if youve watched hockey LMFAO #tho something i always found super cute about hockey is that the players always give each other head pats on their helmets its ADORABLE #my dad always tried to get me into hockey and now i guess i finally did something hockey related LMAOO are u proud of me papa???#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy sebastian #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian x mc #clora clemons #choccyart #ask #i love drawing clora in white and blue she looks like a snow fairy #and idk if its just bc im in canada but we constantly went to the skating rink for field trips and stuff in elementary school #nothing like skating on freshly zamboni'd ice mmmm thats the STUFF #going to a christmas market today as well im excited i hope they have FOOD

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pangur-and-grim · 4 months ago

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I had to go to a different veterinary clinic this weekend because my usual place is only open weekdays, and the vet was so rough with Grim, for no reason 🥲 like Grim was purring and trying to headbutt this lady and doing cute little meows (despite being so ill that she was gagging and mouth-breathing), and then this lady SCRUFFS HER to get her onto the scale. and continues to use excessive force in pinning her down for the examination. I've been to 12 years worth of vets with Grim, and I've never seen someone act this way. it was so stressful.

on the bright side thought, this vet was obviously component in other areas, because the meds are already working. she's on antibiotics and something to help her airways open (because the throat infection triggered pre-existing asthma), and it's obvious she feels so much more comfortable.

#too many sick animals this year 😭#I guess it's just because Pangur and Grim are getting old #so they're a lot more vulnerable to stuff #though also neither of them would have gotten this sick if not for the week-long trip to my parent's place #travelling is super stressful for them

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hinamie · 13 days ago

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bw sketch practice before i leave on holiday !!

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #gojo satoru #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #jujutsu gojo #jujutsu kaisen art #jjk satoru #im not gna have access to my tablet until i get back so any drawing i Do manage to do will b good ol pen and paper babeyyyy #(pained voice)#but i figured might as well get myself used to the monochrome and make sure im not samefacing my most common subjects #i think we're good gdfhj #ill miss my cintiq ill miss painting n drawing in colour tho cries foreverrrr #i do have a few things drafted to post During my trip but it wont b as frequent unfortunately #itll b fine i hope pls bear with me and the quality drop #for now i leave u with this <3

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noodles-and-tea · 3 months ago

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For the twins in time AU, I genuinely wonder what kind of people the young twins grow up into because of Stan’s/Ford’s influence. Especially if it takes years for the portal to get fixed.

(Sorry if it seems like I already sent this question, I don’t know if it got sent the first time I asked)

I haven’t fully fleshed out how Ford grows up in the past but I do have thoughts on Stan presently

#he’s still his goofy brash self as well #but I do think he gets an outlet for all that through monster hunting and trips and stuff #he does get comfortable here though…#I’m thinking we have something play out that’s similar to the science fair #where they get close to being able to send him home and he breaks something or maybe even purposely sabotages it…#and I think he sneaks out a lot too #maybe he uses the secret identities in that way like when he’s in town he’ll pretend to be Pinley pinington #and that’s how he develops his scammy/improv skills #FORD ON THE OTHER HAND #I think he might actually be MORE emotionally stunted because Stan tries so hard to protect him #that it goes the other way #they kind of become reliant on each other in a really unhealthy way or maybe Stan sort of steers ford away from his smart stuff #to prevent the future from happening #not maliciously but yk #like I said I haven’t fleshed his story out as fully yet so I will get back to you #but there are some interesting possibilities #my art #ask #gravity falls #twins in time au #Stan pines #Stanley pines

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morganbritton132 · 6 months ago

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Eddie, posting to Tiktok at three in the morning: I think it’s perfectly okay if you’re a restless sleeper or you sleepwalk. That’s fine. I just think you should have goals…that’s not leaving my house.

Eddie: That makes it sound like I kidnapped someone. I didn’t. It’s just… My husband has been walking around in a circle for the last fifteen minutes

Eddie: And I want to go to bed but I can’t until he does because he has this bad habit of escaping and ending up at a hospital…or the woods.

Eddie: And yeah, I’m glad he’s not trying to break my ribs or- *flinches in surprise when a hand is suddenly shoved in front of his face*

Eddie, eyes flickering off screen: …yes?

Steve, after a long pause: Six dollar

Eddie, who adores sleeptalking Steve: For what?

Steve: Book fair

Eddie: …I have never wanted to live in your brain more than I do right now.

#Eddie watching Steve sleepwalk with a goal (pouring milk all over the counter): …great #Personally I think a trip to the scholastic book fair would fix all of us #I tried to googling when the scholastic book fair started and couldn’t find anything #so you get to decide if Steve is dreaming about being a kid or a teacher that wants to buy something from the book fair #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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dykepaldi · 3 months ago

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this image has been stuck in my head for days now

#doctor who #dw #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #twelveclara #my art #my beloved friend james put up with many raven flavoured vape jokes on our london trip #was gonna do motoe art i fear this is all ur getting

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p1nkshield · 4 months ago

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Jason: What is this??

Dick: it’s the flour and butter you asked me to buy?

Jason: No. No it’s not.

Dick: ye-

Jason: I asked for CAKE FLOUR and UNSALTED BUTTER.

Dick: but-

Jason: now am I just supposed to trust the salt content of this salted butter???? And this is BREAD FLOUR this has opposite qualities and PURPOSES! Does it look like I’m making bread to you??

Dick: I’m-

Alfred: it was a foolish decision to ask any of your siblings to purchase any sort of ingredients.

Dick: Hey!-

Jason: I know Alfie but you already do so much. I thought he could get two items without infecting it with WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE! *begins to fake sob into Alfred’s shoulder*

Dick: ???

Alfred: *patting Jason on the back reproachfully* A shame really… perhaps you should leave.

Dick: okay tragicwing I get it! I’m going back! Who taught you such dramatics?

Jason: You.

Dick: 😐… worst decision of my life.

#Jason and Alfred are partners in crime and conspire in the kitchen #Jason guilt trip Todd #dick grayson #jason todd #incorrect batfamily quotes #alfred pennyworth #bring the wrong cake ingredients and you get no cake

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