#or with his c0ck. whatever works

[tlsafterdark]

soldier should humble ME. HOW ABOUT THAT?

[hg-aneh]

Hi,ik I've been asking questions frequently but I'mma do it again bc I'm that petty;

In the AziraCrow relationship/marriage/or whatever. Who do u think is the housewife/husband? 😀

if we're talking about traditional gender roles applied to marriage ((which i believe would NOT apply to them in canon as they're both nonbinary supernatural beings)), i have to preface this by saying that i rlly don't agree with them as a concept

[if ppl choose to engage in them and not judge others for not doing so then good for them (idgaf akfbsjf)]

i hate that they're still being imposed onto people and that they haven't been left in the past for some contexts

i also want to clarify that the following """analysis""" I'm going to make is all for the sake of poking fun at gender roles and satirizing their entire existence.

Having said that, these are my headcanons:

Aziraphale-housewife, Crowley-husband

Why? Simply because husbands are fucking useless and I like to bully Crowley cuz he stinks and he sucks c0ck and b4-

I'm just goofing around 😭

In my little bubble world, they'd be neither (or both if you wanna see it from that POV)

Let's start with this:

If we take the definition of a traditional husband, which is basically "i work and do nothing else cuz I'm a man and men have their mommies i mean wives do everything for them" and take the Work part away, which is what we'd do if we were to place the ineffables in the south downs aka their retirement shack, then you get a useless fuck

And in reality, they both do jackshit (that's the whole premise of s1) so????? does that mean they're both husbands???

For further insight let's try to affirm Aziraphale is the housewife.

Aziraphale bakes, so he's probably a decent cook too; that's "housewife" material. He also happens to be very pretty and plump and a blonde, which I've been told are pretty ladylike things to be (/sarcasm)

(There are no pretty male blondes in ba sing se good omens)

He dresses in light, dainty clothing and talks with an accent only girls and women talk with, as well as getting his nails done and using make up for his magic act, and he says "please" and "thank you", which are things only women do (I'M BEING SARCASTIC. I'M BEING VERY SARCASTIC. god i hate gender rolesAAAA)

Now this is where the comparisons end cuz let's face it, Aziraphale is a lazy fuck.

You KNOW the bookshop smells like mold and he just miracles it clean every now and then.

He'd rather sit his plump (pretty) blond ass on the couch and read the day away than actually get to doing the baking and cooking or caring for the kids (plants) if it's not a hobby activity

Now let's do the opposite and try to affirm Crowley as the housewife.

He's clean (does the cleaning), he's of service when needed, he organizes when he's stressed (read the book), he- he drives a car...

OH SHIT. MAN ACTIVITY!!!!!🤯🤯🤯 (we're still being sarcastic here, it's not over EFJSJF)

In all seriousness though, trying to fit these two into gender roles, even as a joke is kinda difficult even in headcanon-land ajbfsnf

At least that's my opinion

For every traditionally "feminine" thing you have one of them do, the other outdoes that by a mile. And vice versa with the traditionally "masculine" things, like "being useless" and "car" /sarcasm is back.

So which one would be which? I think they're both dumbasses who fight over who gets to do what in the household (neither of them wants to do anything except for cuddling) and come up with an agreement to divide each chore :)

y'know, like normal people in a functional marriage (my parents lol)

[thesakuragarnet]

Only Stops A Sentence (Dabi X Fem!Reader)

Summary: Dabi does everything he can to try to make you feel better during your time of the month.

THIS WORK IS 18+ ONLY! S3XUAL TAGS WILL BE HIDDEN BELOW THE KEEP READING BUTTON!

Non-Spicy Tags: heavy smut, Second Person POV, Dabi X Fem!Reader, established relationship, swearing

Word Count: 1,970 words

AO3 link

Spicy Tags: p3riod s3x, quirk use during s3x, bl00d k!nk, bl00d/m3nstrual cycle, dom top Dabi, bl00d as lub3, creamp!e, d3ad d0ve: do not eat, praise k!nk, dom/sub undertones, cunn!lingus, c0ck warming, vag!nal s3x, bl00d, s3x as pain reliever

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You’d always had particularly painful cycles, but this one was by far the worst. Nothing helped. Not medication, not heating pads, not even trying to get off with the shower head after you realized you started. Nothing was bringing you relief from the intense agonizing sensation in your thighs and nethers. You’d been curled up in a ball on the couch most of the day, in plain sight. Granted, everyone left you alone. They knew better than to mess with you during this time of the month. Toga, in particular, avoided you like the plague; though, this may have been for your own safety. The only person who acknowledged your existence was Dabi (or, Toya, as he had disclosed to you about a week ago). After all, he was your boyfriend and had been for quite some time now. You two clicked as cleanly as if you were two puzzle pieces. You understood each other in ways no one else had. He was very subtle about checking in on you throughout the day. Dabi knew something was wrong the moment he saw you squirming in pain on the couch this morning, and, a few minutes later, he absentmindedly tossed a blanket over you as he passed by on his way out the door.

After about half an hour, he came back with a heating pad, takeout, and a sad, ratty stuffed animal that looked like it had been forcibly wrenched out of a claw machine. He didn’t say anything at all; he didn’t have to. He simply left everything on the table, ruffled your hair, and walked back to whatever meeting the rest of the League was having. Dabi was never super sappy. Words meant nothing to him. People could say whatever they wanted, but, at the end of the day, words were empty; words didn’t always match actions. He preferred to  do  things instead.

The heating pad did next to nothing, but you were thankful for the food considering you could barely stand, so you didn’t have to leave the couch. Nonetheless, everyone went about the day as normal. There was some sort of mission, that you were obviously excused from, and, soon the day was drawing to a close.

…

You couldn’t sleep. You had no idea what time it was. You were just laying on your side, knees pulled up to your chest, eyes glued to the screen watching the late-night adult cartoons. The hideout had gone quiet, and you assumed everyone had turned in.

You hear the click of boots along the creaky floorboards getting closer and closer before you feel a hand on your shoulder and hot breath in your ear.

“You didn’t think I’d let you go to bed without me, did you?” Toya chuckles darkly before kissing your temple.

“Come on. Sit up,” He grunts, softly shoving your arm. You grimace before wordlessly shaking your head as another wave of incessant cramps strikes.

“That bad, huh?” He sighs before walking around to stand in front of you, blocking your view of the TV.

“Hey!” You protest before he clicks it off, shrouding the room in darkness, save for the thin, grim light of the street lamps leaking in through the window.

“I’ll carry you if I have to,” He says flatly, but you don’t budge. Dabi snorts, and you suddenly feel his arms around you in the dark, lifting you up and cradling you close to his chest. He’s warm. Much warmer and much more comfortable than the heating pad.

…

“Really? All that, and it won’t let up?” Dabi raises his eyebrow after listening to your rant about the abhorrent agony you’ve been wrestling with all day.

“Not even a little,” you groan, clutching your stomach. The two of you were in bed now. Well,  Dabi’s  bed. Nonetheless, you two might as well be sharing his room with how often you’re in it.

He chews his bottom lip, as if lost in thought, before his eyebrows raise.

“You know,” He murmurs, his eyes slowly becoming half-lidded as he looks you up and down, slowly sliding his hand up your thigh and resting at your hips. “There’s still one thing you haven’t tried.”

“Yes. I tried that already,” You huff, crossing your arms over your chest as you start to feel a separate ache. Your sex drive tended to heighten during your time of the month, and he wasn’t helping.

“You tried the  shower head.  We both know I give you stronger ones,” He rasps in your ear, his voice lilting on a low chuckle that sends a chill down your spine. You feel your face get hot.

“No. No, I’m so gross right now. You don’t want that,” you stammer, feeling self-conscious. You didn’t want him to be disgusted with you.

“Oh, I do. I know it’s a cliché, but a period only stops a sentence,” he whispers, his fingertips teasingly tracing along the waistband on your panties. He heats them up ever so slightly, and it feels good.

“If you’re so worried about the mess, go shower. I’ll get some towels. Lemme see if I can help you out,” He offers seductively, nipping at your neck.

…

He’s already lying in wait when you come back, your legs practically shaking from the pain as you stagger back into the room. Within seconds, he sweeps you off your feet, gently lying you back and pulling you to the edge of the bed. Toya gets down on his knees; he easily slides off your pajama pants before looking up at you for consent. You nod, feeling yourself sweat bullets as another shock of pain shoots through you. Slowly, he pulls off your panties and spreads your legs apart. You squeeze your eyes shut, waiting for a noise of disgust or for him to close your legs. You can already feel the blood starting to flow back out. Nonetheless, you look down to see him staring between your legs, as if he’s transfixed by some fascinating novel discovery. His eyes shift up slightly to meet yours, and you see the familiar glint of raw love in them, which makes your heart flutter. Not breaking eye contact, he slowly leans forward, hiking your legs over his shoulders before he dives between them. You tilt your head back reflexively, moaning as your feel his warm tongue gently tracing up and down your slit. He groans before his eyes close and he slowly slips his tongue inside you. You gasp at the sensation, not realizing you’d been craving it. Goddamn, it felt so good. Tenderly, he flexes his tongue inside you as he slips his hands toward your middle, gripping your pelvis to pull you closer and slightly heating up his hands. You gasp, eyelids fluttering as his tongue-piercing slides against your insides. He pulls away from you ever so slightly before his tongue dances up to your clit, and his name effortlessly falls from your lips as he starts sucking. His tongue gently traces over and over, stimulating all the right places as he teases you, and you look down to see his glittering blue eyes staring up at you with a primal gaze. 

"Toya," You whisper breathlessly at each broad stoke; he deliberately takes his time with you, his warm tongue effortlessly teasing your clit. You ever so slightly buck your hips; your body craves more. You need him. You hopelessly need him inside you as much as you need air. Dabi sighs as he finally pulls away, wiping the thin trail of blood off of his mouth with the back of his hand as he stares down at you, eyes full of lust and love. 

"You ready for me, princess?" He rasps as he climbs up, his throbbing cock pressing up ever so slightly into you. You nod, gazing up at him with pleading eyes, and a smug smirk spreads across his face as he slowly slides in. 

"There ya go," Dabi groans softly as he smoothly slips all the way in, your aching cunt giving almost no resistance to him with the combined lubrication. A strangled whine leaves your lips as you feel his tip kissing the deepest part of you, and he chuckles darkly. 

"Does that feel good? To finally have what you've clearly been wanting all day?" He teases, licking the dried blood from his lips. Air hisses from your nostrils as you fight the urge to completely submit to him. Dabi always knows what to say to drive you insane. 

"Please," You beg, wishing he would just go ahead and rearrange your guts. Your lover just stares at you with half-lidded eyes, his hands tightly gripping your shoulders. 

"Fuck, princess. You've never been this warm before," He sighs, fingernails ever so slightly digging into your shoulders as he shudders. "You feel so fucking good wrapped around my cock."

Then, he starts rocking his hips back and forth, and sparks practically fly across your vision. Each thrust sends waves of pleasure through your body as he pulls back and forces himself deep inside you. The fleeting sensation of your hips pressed against one another every time he slips all the way inside drives you absolutely wild. You couldn't stop moaning even if you wanted to; it's goddamn euphoria. 

"That's a good girl. Lemme fuck your pain away," Toya grunts as he picks up his rhythm, the sound of skin slapping against skin getting faster and faster. "Just focus on me, baby. Only me. Only me and how good this feels. How hard I'm fucking you. How you are mine." 

You've completely forgotten about the agony plaguing you all day. The only thing you can feel is pure pleasure as he ruts up into you, both of your breaths coming out hot and heavy. You start feeling lighter than air, and a familiar warmth starts pooling in your lower back as you feel your insides starting to wind up like a spring. 

"Close," You stutter, sweat dripping down the both of your bodies as he rocks your fucking world, and your hands find their way to his back. Toya gets more aggressive when he feels your nails scratching, carefully avoiding the scars and only raking down his healthy patches. Moans tumble out of your mouth in a rapid-fire manner, and it makes Dabi crave more of you. So much fucking more. 

"Come for me. Come for me, darling. I wanna watch you completely fall apart when I come inside you," Dabi huffs, a faint red tint glowing on the unmarred skin above his cheekbones. 

"Come inside me, please," You pant pathetically, pushing against his thrusts to get that much more of him inside you. Your lover plunges erratically over and over, and his breathing comes out in rapid exhales. 

"You gotta come first. Come first, and I'll fill you up like the good girl you are," His husky voice commands in your ear, and it tips you over the edge.

"Toya, FUCK!" The horny whisper of his real name breaks off into a scream of cursing as you feel the pleasure wreck your body; spasms of oxytocin wash over you and absorb your pain. By the third contraction, Dabi releases, his eyelids fluttering as he empties into you with a quiet gasp. You shudder at the feeling of him pulsing inside you as your muscles involuntarily relax, and he promptly flips the both of you over so that you're lying on top of him, his hands gently tracing circles on your back. You indulge in the feeling of your chest pressed up against his and the sensation of his cock still twitching inside you. 

"Feel better?" He chuckles under his breath, and a lovestruck smile plays at your lips. 

"Much better," You sigh, nuzzling into his neck as you feel yourself drifting off to sleep. 

[aqua-bam]

@green-lanterns-c0ck making a separate post for accessibility reasons and clarity

1) Did Atlantis exist on Earth 2? I know Aquaman does, but he seems to have a different backstory there. Arion shouldn't exist over there, right? But does Atlantis exist? Do they have mermaids.

I think Atlantis exists on all Earths. There's definitely an E2 Atlantis after Flashpoint because that's where Queen Marella is from. As for before that, I'm assuming so. My lovely followers and mutuals may have more details. As for if Arion exists, I have no idea. I guess it depends. And technically the mermaid aspect is magic so there's no reason E2 shouldn't have mermaids

2) Arion is pre-sunk Atlantis? Did I get that right? I know he time travels and is immortal and a fucking weirdo, but he's from pre-sunk Atlantis? Were they human there? How did Atlantis start existing. Is that a thing we know?

Yes Arion is pre-sunk Atlantis but do to comic bullshit may show up in a sucken Atlantis from time to time. And Atlanteans were orginally humans. As for how it started exiting its a combo of aliens and gods and magic and depends on which retcon you happen to be reading. Overall it's not important. What is important is, not all Atlantean cities where once of the Surface.

3) What's with the greek mythology too. Like does Arion predate the dc greek pantheon? Does modern Atlantis worship Poseidon or are they just named after him? Does Superman's Ex Lori's city still have his trident after the crisis. Is Aquaman related to Poseidon? Is Arion related to Poseidon???

Poseidons was an ancient Greek city not horribly far away from Wonder Women's island, thus the Greek mythology. Arion can't predate that pantheon as it actually exists and the gods regularly fuck with Arthur for reasons. Each city has its own primary religion(s) with Poseidons having 4 main religions. So some of them do worship Poseidons and his son Triton. I'm pretty sure Arthur and thus Poseidons has the trident and is why Koryak (Arthur's eldest son) got banished. As for Arthur's relation to anyone the answer is mostly likely probably. His dad was and is slut and it runs in the family.

4) How does the Monarchy work? Is Aquaman in charge of all of Atlantis or just Poseidonis? If he has a son, is that son going to be king after him even though there are elections? Was Arion a king. Is Power Girl showing up like King Arthur of Avalons granddaughter in modern Britain. How would Atlantis react if she and Arthur had a child out of wedlock?

Every city has its own form of government with most being monarchical in some sense. Personally Hy-Brasil whole "kill the king and become the king but only if you marry the widowed queen" thing has always amused me. As for Poseidons monarchy that's a post in and of itself but typically it's supposed to passed through the bloodline (but I think there may have been an issue with Koryak ascending to the throne since he was a bastard, but also Vulko told him he was next in line so like. Whatever). I don't think it's passed by gender though so like if Andy, Eldoris, or Mareena were the eldest they'd become Queen. But the monarchy bs is changing constantly and confusingly. Arion was royalty at least (@blackmantagirl you may know?) I think. I don't think Atlantis particularly cared about Karen tbh. That wouldn't be incest but the family tree wouldn't have very many branches, but they reacted to Koryak mostly okay. Then again half the time they hate Arthur anyway so it may be an ordeal.

5) Can Aquaman do magic? I know Mera can and is from a different dimension, and I know YJ!Kaldur can, but can all Atlanteans do that? Can they do more than just water magic? I know they have telepathy and fish control, but could they summon a demon?

@garthofshayeris will be the first to tell you how Atlantean magic confuses me, but here's what I know off the top of my head. Arthur can't do magic despite his dad being a slut wizard, nor can his siblings Orm and Debbie. But Orm can use magical artifacts. Mera's hard water powers aren't necessarily magic but more a genetic thing from Xebel, Jackson (Kaldur's half-brother/ Kaldur's main E counterpart) has similar powers but also electricity. Young Justice has it's own magic system made up entirely for E16. The ability to speak to sealife is also less magic and more just a thing Arthur, Debbie, and Garth can do. Garth could summon a demon if he wanted, of that I have no doubts. Actually Garth is one of the most powerful magic users in the DC Universe and can do much cooler shit than control water (which is also p cool imo)

[neon-junkie]

Sharing The Heat

Summary: Micah won't stop complaining about the sleeping arrangements in Colter, so you offer your bed instead. He says the two of you can share it, and offers to keep you warm in the middle of the night.

Pairing: Micah Bell x f!Reader

Word Count: 2444

Rating: NSFW

Tags: C0ck warming, Sharing a bed, Colter, Huddling for warmth, Smut, Creampies.

Notes: Wanted to write some Colter Micah (cause his outfits cute) and @aahhhaaa​ came up with this idea >:3

Colter wasn't as bad as the camp was making it out to be. You're certain that in its prime time, this was a cute little settlement, tucked away in the mountains, but there are enough graves here to make you question what went on, but what's left of the buildings thankfully supply a decent amount of shelter, keeping you somewhat warm as everybody hides away from the Pinkertons. Susan had organized the sleeping arrangements, as always, and had gone around telling everybody where to rest. For whatever reason, you were put away from the others and given your own private room in the main building. You weren't going to complain as you needed some time and space to yourself, but you still wondered what had lead to you getting your own space. Most people were fine with where they were put. They couldn't be picky, not when everybody is trying their best to stay alive, but to nobody's surprise, Micah had to complain about his bunk. You'd overheard the argument he had, leading to Bill getting punched, and you'd overheard Micah moan about it to anybody who would listen, or pretend to listen. Most people had ignored him, but for some reason, you offered him something just to shut him up, and he offered something in return. 

You're on guard duty, a rifle held to your chest as your eyes scout the camp, standing close to the campfire to keep yourself warm. Micah exits the building you're stood in front of, lighting up a cigarette with his gloved hands and chucking the match to the floor. He takes a long drag as you look over your shoulder at him, your eyes then returning to the view. "You alright?" he asks you as he takes a step forward, standing beside you but still a distance away. "Yeah, are you?" you return the question. "Could be better. Ain't happy with those sleeping arrangements," he begins. Oh boy, here we go. "Yeah, I heard," you say with a light sigh. "It's just a bed," you say with a shrug, still not understanding why he had to get so worked up over it. "It ain't just about that. It's the principle," Micah complains, taking another drag. "Just take my bed," you say as you roll your eyes. "Now I couldn't take your bed, sweetheart. That wouldn't be very kind of me," Micah replies, dragging his words with that southern drawl. "How's about we share instead, huh?" You doubt Micah would actually share a bed with you. For starters, he never sleeps, and it's even harder to sleep in this frozen terrain, so you accept his offer, expecting nothing to come from it. "Alright," you say with a shrug. "You mean that? You alright with sharin' a bed with me?" Micah asks, a mix of confidence and uncertainty in his voice as smoke trails from his lips. "Yeah, sure. Could keep me warm, you know?" you reply, your eyes fixed on the landscape but you can feel Micahs on you. "Yeah, I could keep you warm," Micah says with a chuckle, implying something that you weren't sure you wanted. You don't reply and Micah doesn't spark the conversation back up, but his eyes flick between looking around the camp then back to you. Once he finishes his cigarette, he says goodbye. "See you tonight," you reply. "Mhmm, you will," Micah chuckles as he re-enters the cabin. You were still adamant that he wasn't going to join you. Your mind ticks as you lay about in bed, listening out for the sound of footsteps. You'd heard a few pairs but they were other camp members dipping off one by one. You roll onto your side, your back facing the door as you didn't want to make eye contact with him if he does enter the room. Another set of footsteps can be heard, and your eyes fall shut as you hear someone approaching your door. The sound of the door opening can be heard, along with Micahs heavy footsteps as he enters the room. He notices your presence straight away as he stops in his tracks, but then attempts to silently close the door. At least he was kind enough to try and not wake you up. He's moving around the small room, placing his hat down and kicking off his boots. You overhear the sound of leather moving and you're thankful that he's taking off that leather coat of his; you dread to think how cold that'd feel pressed against you if Micah got into bed with it still on. Your body dips slightly as Micah gets into bed. You can feel his eyes on you, checking to see if you were asleep, but you pretend to be, you're not sure why, but you do. He eventually decides you're asleep and lays down onto his back, crossing one ankle over the other as he pulls his share of the blanket over himself. His arm is pressed against your back, squishing against you in this single bed, but the two of you manage to share anyway. You finally doze off, Micah following shortly after. An hour or so later and you're awake again. You know it's still the middle of the night as you can see the darkness through the cracks of the building, and the wind continues to scream outside. The lantern on what's left of the bedside table has blown out, probably from the awful draft, so you can barely look around the room. There's a hot breath on the back of your neck as you lie back down, and that's when you realise that Micah is still asleep, but has rolled over and lazily draped his arm around your waist, his chest pressed against your back. Your first thought is to pick his arm off and push him off the bed, but as much as you despise this man, he's radiating a comfortable amount of heat and though you won't admit it, he's comfortable to cuddle up to. Micah stirs slightly and wraps his arm around you tighter, his forehead resting against your shoulder as he cuddles up to you more. Fine. You'll allow Micah to cuddle up to you, but only because he's warm. He stirs again and this time, his hand trails south to rest on your thigh, lightly kneading it. This shouldn't feel nice, but it does, having Micah massage his hand over your thigh. It seems the touch of a nice pair of thighs has woken him up, as he makes a groggy sound and dips his head up slightly, looking around the room then resting his head back on the pillow. His hand doesn't move away, but he does stop the kneading. "You awake?" he quietly asks as he rests his head against your shoulder again. "Mhmm," you softly hum. "Why you awake? You cold?" Micah questions. "I randomly woke up, but I guess I am, a little bit," you reply. "You know..." Micah begins with a drawl, his breath hot on the back of your neck. "I could warm you up, if you'd like?" "And how do you plan on doing that, Micah?" you ask him. He lets out a chuckle as he begins kneading your thigh again, "I think you know how, sweetheart. But like I said, only if you want me to." At least he was considerate enough to ask. Hell, it's been so long since you had any action, and although Micah isn't somebody you'd pick to help 'warm you up', he's better than nothing. "Alright," you consent as you press your back into Micahs chest more, feeling his stomach hit the curve of your back, keeping you warm. "Good, good," Micah chuckles as his hand trails north, reaching round to play with your inner thighs. You roll your body back so you're still on your side, but Micah now has access to your crotch. He unbuttons your pants and tugs on the waistband, slipping them down to your thighs as you lift your hips up to help him. Micah lets out a pleasant hum as you settle back down into the bed, and hums again as his rough palm finally touches your skin, massaging your thighs yet again. Finally, the pads of his fingers reach your crotch. He dips his hand down so he can trail his fingers over your entrance, brushing over your folds and meeting your clit. You can't help but sigh as Micah begins to rub your clit, pressing your body back against his even more. He lets out another hum, rolling his fingers over your clit with firm movements. Micahs fingers trail back down south and one of them slips into you, slowly working you open. "So tight," Micah compliments under his breath as he slips another finger into you. Sure, you haven't had any action in months, but you weren't expecting Micah, of all people, to be this good as he curls his fingers straight away and begins rutting against your g-spot. "Hush now, wouldn't wanna wake anyone up, would we?" Micah coos as he lifts his body up, propping himself up on his elbow. You can feel his gaze on you, admiring the sounds you make and the faces you pull. Micah dips his head down slightly so he can kiss along your neck, eventually trailing along your jawline and finding your lips. His stache prickles your upper lip as he kisses you, the taste of whiskey still prominent on his tongue as it slides against yours. Micah hits that spot inside of you again and you break the kiss with a soft moan, making him grin and dip his head back down to kiss your neck again. He eventually slips his fingers out and unbuttons his pants, pulling out his member and using your juices on his fingers to slick himself up. Micah spoons you and rubs his cock against your folds, slicking himself up even more. He keeps his hand around the base of his shaft as he taps his cock against your clit, teasing you and testing your patience. Finally, Micah slides in, letting out an "ooh!" as he pushes his length as deep as he can go. He's surprisingly well-built and a good length, not too long to the point where it hurts, but he has a fair amount of girth to him. Micah shuffles back down to lie behind you, slipping his arm under your head as the other one grips onto your hip. At first, he's slow, enjoying the way you're sharing your warmth with him, his cock returning the favour as he heats you up. "Didn't know you'd feel this good, shoulda came onto you a loooong time ago," Micah chuckles, pushing his cock all the way in and holding it there for a few moments. "You always been sweet on me, Micah?" you question. "How couldn't I be? You seen yourself, sweetheart?" Micah asks as he kisses your shoulder. "How's about you show me how sweet you are on me then?" you flirt, and you can feel Micahs cock throb inside of you at your comment. "Dirty girl. I'll show you, alright," he says as he begins to pick up the pace, pumping his shaft into you, his hand moving off your hip to grip onto your thigh. It's hard to keep your moans to a low volume. The sound of skin against skin echoes around the small room, and you pray that it can't be heard from the other rooms, or that nobody is awake to hear it. Micah doesn't moan much, but he does let out the odd grunt and sigh; you're uncertain if that's how he moans, or if he's trying to keep it down. Maybe you'll have to ask for him to warm you up another time to find out. A yelp accidentally slips from your lips as he hits your g-spot, making him chuckle as he does it again. "There it is," he chuckles as he continues to brush against it, enjoying the way your pussy clenches around him. "Good girl," Micah praises, watching you tilt your head so you can whimper into the pillow, muffling your moans. His thrusts are quick and sharp, hit cock hitting your core over and over, his precum already beginning to fill you up. His hand on your thigh begins to leave bruises, gripping onto you firmly as he fucks you. Micahs starting to let out more noises, making surprisingly pretty moans as he buries his head against your back, also trying to keep the noise down. Micah manages to compose himself and dips his head back up, looking down at you, or what he can see of you in the pitch-black room. "You're gonna cum on this cock, ain'tcha? Wonder what happens if I do this?" Micah asks as he moves his hand off your thigh, pressing his fingers firmly onto your clit and rubbing it in quick circles. "Micah!" you sob. Micah replies with a chuckle, his cock continuing to slam into you. "Go on, cum for me, sweetheart. Let me fill you up," Micah coos, still trying to keep his voice down. His cock continues to throb inside of you, his balls feeling heavy as they slap against your clit, over and over. Another few rough ruts of his cock, along with his fingers working quick circles over your clit, and you're cuming on Micahs cock, tensing around his shaft, screwing your eyes shut as your head begins to spin. Micah lets out an "oh, shit!" as he cums, pushing his load deep inside of you, still slowly fucking you as he finishes off his orgasm. Micahs forehead presses between your shoulder blades, panting softly as he moves his hand from your clit to wrap around your waist. His grip on you is surprisingly tight for a man that seems to cut everybody off, maybe it's because he's so touch-deprived? Or maybe he's the type that loves to cuddle after sex? Maybe both? You're quick to fall back asleep, Micah joining you with his softening cock still inside of you, sharing the heat. By the time you awaken, Micah has already got up and left, but he had the decency to pull your pants back up, leaving the buttons open so you can sleep a bit more comfortably. You roll onto your back, going over the event that happened in the middle of the night. Well, it's happened now, and surprisingly, you don't regret it. If anything, you want another chance encounter with that outcast of a man. But you'll just have to wait and see what opportunities arise. 

[douchebagbrainwaves]

YOU GUYS I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS

But the American startups we've funded have, and that it was very remiss of me to have forgotten all that stuff within three weeks of the final exam. 16804294 what 0. Realizing this has real implications for software design. If I order something from an online store, and they then send me a stream of spam, influenced presumably by lobbyists, tend to exclude mail sent by companies that have an existing relationship with the recipient. When they're raising money, but it seems very unlikely. That varies enormously, from $10,000, whichever is greater. The reason Cambridge is the intellectual capital is not just that there's a concentration of smart people there, but that they were started there. Which is exciting because among other things it means third parties can use this technique whenever a you have at least a random sample of the applicants that were selected, b their subsequent performance is measured, and c the groups of applicants you're comparing have roughly equal distribution of ability. And in particular it must not be invalidated by the bias you're trying to measure.

In fact these free or nearly free things weren't bargains, because they were worth even less than they cost. Civilization always seems old, because it's the only way to say whether something is really old or not is by looking at good programs—not just at what they do, but you don't have to be promoted. At the time that was an odd thing to do, because it has something to say, rather than their combined length, as the name implies, is dynamic: you don't know you need to escape it. That doesn't mean the investor says yes to everyone. In both painting and hacking there are some tasks that are terrifyingly ambitious, and others will say it's old news, but here goes: judging from their works, most philosophers up to the present have been wasting their time. The need to do something great. It doesn't necessarily mean being self-sacrificing. Unless you're sure what you want to reproduce Silicon Valley elsewhere, or is there something unique about it? The startup hubs in the US are also big tourist destinations, like New York will pay a premium to live in a great city your whole life to benefit from it. Why would I do that? False positives are innocent emails that get mistakenly identified as spams. In the middle you have people working on something like the natural history of computers—studying the behavior of algorithms for routing data through networks, for example, but Microsoft, within the castle of their operating system monopoly, probably wouldn't even notice if you did.

Unfortunately that makes this email a boring example of the use of Bayes' Rule. Three of the most interesting questions you can ask about philosophy. Perfectionism is often an excuse for procrastination, and in any case your initial model of users is always inaccurate, even if you're never called on to solve advanced problems, you can usually find version 1 of it in a smaller form in some earlier painting. And even then they rarely said so outright. Actually startups take off because the founders make them take off. 01 scripting 0. But looking through windows at dusk in Paris you can see shortcuts in the solution of simple ones, and your knowledge won't break down in edge cases, as it would if you were relying on formulas you didn't understand.

The statistical approach is not usually the first one people try when they write spam filters. This should yield a much sharper estimate of the probability. The fifteen most interesting words are as follows: let g 2 or gethash word bad 0 unless g b 5 max. Can, perhaps, but should spend their time thinking about how to make them work, and other people trying to do. 09883721 hi 0. It's unrealistic to expect that the specifications for a program will be perfect. Economic power, wealth, and social class are just names for the same thing with detective stories. If you don't know you're using this form, you don't have to read so many spams.

The summer before senior year I took some college classes. When angels make a lot of money from a deal, it's not always a damning sign when readers prefer it. But the key to making Bayesian filtering work well. Indeed, c0ck is far more damning evidence than cock, and Bayesian filters know precisely how much more. 4, whereas xxx and porn individually have probabilities in my corpus of. It could be that in Java's case I'm mistaken. It's very valuable in practice to have a deep understanding of something are often driven by curiosity rather than any practical need. You should be better looking. As long as these mistakes happen by default, you probably never will. I'm always delighted to find I've forgotten the details of deal terms, especially when you first start angel investing. 9889 and.

On the hacker radar screen, Perl is as big as Java, or bigger, just on the strength of the company's stock. In a hundred subtle ways, the city sends you a message: you could do more; you should try harder. It turns out to have limbs that have been readjusted. I end up with a bunch of domain knowledge. As long as these mistakes happen by default, you probably never will. You know it's going to be about whatever you discover in the course of technology, and some trains of thought just peter out. Nearly all the greatest paintings are paintings of people, so you can't risk false positives by filtering mail from unknown addresses especially stringently. I finished grad school in computer science I went to art school to study painting. I look back at photos from the 1970s, I'm surprised how empty houses look.

The kind of philosophy I'm advocating won't be able to predict. A List is selected. That could explain why hipness seems particularly admired in London: it's version 2 of the traditional education of painters to copy the works of the great art of the past is the work of reading an article is understanding its structure—figuring out what in high school we'd have called its outline. One cooperative project that I think really would be a good investor in the startups you meet that way, and eventually you'll start a chain reaction. And strangely enough, the better startups will do there. I think, is to divide projects into sharply defined modules, each with a definite owner, and with interfaces between them that are as carefully designed and, if possible, as articulated as programming languages. Next I create a third hash table, this time mapping each token to the probability that an email containing it is a spam, whereas sexy indicates. A few ideas from it turned out to be will depend on what we can do with this new medium. That can't be happening by accident. If you had to be useless. Countless paintings, when you can see that people there actually care what paintings look like.

Empirically, the answer seems to be that the most noble sort of theoretical knowledge: some that's useful in practical matters and some that isn't. I'm fairly stubborn, but I realize now that was because I'd always implicitly understood it to mean ambition in the areas I cared about. The weather is terrible, particularly in winter, and there's no interesting old city to make up for it, you probably never will. That sounds good. In a list of the biggest regrets of the dying. You could have both now. That sounds a preposterous claim. A probability can of course be mistaken, but there was a lot of people realized this, but when he started his own company in 1956 he moved to Palo Alto to do it. What saves you from being mistreated in future rounds, usually, is that you're in the same boat as the founders. Second, I think it will be higher. Since people interested in the latter are interested in.

[douchebagbrainwaves]

COULD VC BE A SILICON VALLEY

Being something is incidental; the immediate problem is not simply that you can't change the question. Popularity in high school seems to be at the very heart of hacking. How odd he looks?1 But a test that excludes Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Michael Dell can't be a founder of a startup that doesn't have pointy-haired bosses yet, you can compose expressions however you want. Figure out what? Whatever you study, include history—but a cleaned-up train of thought—but social and economic history, not political history.2 Between Perl 4 and Perl 5, lexical closures got added to the language. I create a third hash table, this time mapping each token to the probability that the mail is spam.3 The top 10 startups account for 8. The source code of both the language and the operating system, you can, like we did, turn the Blub paradox: they're satisfied with whatever they currently use.

It's not something you read looking for a specific answer, and feel cheated if you don't do it now. One after another said that if they'd known how hard it would be useful for other kinds of filters too, because it could be like saying the goal was readability, not power. And since fundraising is one of the biggest unexploited opportunities in startup investing right now is angel-sized investments made quickly. Circumstances can alter it, but at the high end of the spectrum out of business. So it's not politics that's the source of your problems, a low burn rate gives you more opportunity to recover from them.4 What's less often understood is that there is a step beyond thinking of yourself as x but tolerating y: not even to consider yourself an x. Succeeding as a musician takes determination as well as the average big company does it, you can expect to do as well as talent, so this is what Bill Gates must have been like pesticides that do nothing more than a Bayesian combination of the spam probabilities of individual words. Hypothesis My hypothesis is that succinctness is power, or is close enough that except in pathological examples you can treat them as identical. Most people don't know how ambitious to be, especially when you have the source code.5

The user doesn't know what it means, but worse still, neither does the developer of the filter. It's the nature of future discoveries is hard to predict. Among other languages, those with a reputation for succinctness would be the ones to look to for new ideas: Conditionals. Studies like Lutz Prechelt's comparison of programming languages. In other words, the main point of high-level languages, and I don't want to leave, why not modern texts? I heard there were about 20,000. I happened to get hold of a copy of The Day of the Jackal, by Frederick Forsyth.6 What began as combing his hair a little carefully over a thin patch has gradually, over 20 years, grown into a monstrosity.

When I give a draft of an essay to friends, there are two ways to win. In art, for example, what would happen if they diverged to see the underlying reality. How did things get this way? The most obvious is that outsiders have nothing to lose. And in addition there's the challenge of making do with less.7 It's a better place for what they want.8 They wanted yellow.

So it may not even be meaningful to say that ambition is a component of determination, but they're not entirely orthogonal. They can usually only summon up the energy to get started, you can use any language, which do you use? He must have, because Loopt is no class project. Well, there precisely is Montaigne's great discovery.9 So as spammers start using c0ck instead of cock to evade simple-minded spam filters based on individual words already works so well. And of course giant investments mean giant valuations. 27meg. It will be interesting, in a bad way, if idea clashes become a lot more startups. Working on small things, and there's something very pleasing about small things. The successful ones therefore make the first version as simple as possible. The firms that can recognize and attract. It is not found in nature.

The guys with kids and mortgages are at a real disadvantage.10 The prospect of seeing the finished project hangs in the air like the smell of dinner cooking.11 Others are more candid, and admit their financial models require them to own a certain percentage of each company. In fact the dangers of indiscipline increase with temptation. For most of my time writing essays lately. At the time I couldn't imagine why there should be more variability in the VC business when that happens? So if you're an outsider, that implies that in every other respect you've succeeded.12 Cobol or machine language. Most books on startups also seem to be useless. Of all the approaches to fighting spam, from software to laws, I believe Bayesian filtering will be the single most effective. There are many exceptions to this rule.

In fact, why go to college at all? You have to get a job programming, you'll be in a dozen places at once. And the Japanese don't like immigration. That word business is an important one to remember. When new mail arrives, it is probably not a coincidence: you have probably discovered a useful new abstraction. In technology, once you have bad programmers, you're doomed. If the conceptual load of a program.

Notes

As Secretary of State and the valuation of the proposal. As one very smooth founder who read a draft of this type of x. It seems we should work like blacklists, I put it this way. This is true of nationality and religion as well they do on the one hand they take away with dropping Java in the foot.

Some are merely ugly ducklings in the world, write a Lisp interpreter: the energy they emit encourages other ambitious people together. We Getting a Divorce? Instead of the proposal. In 1525 he was a new SEC rule issued in 1982 rule 415 that made steam engines dramatically more efficient: the attempt to discover the most promising opportunities, it could change what you're working on is a bit.

Y Combinator is we can't believe anyone would think Y Combinator to increase it, and the valuation is the stupid filter, which have evolved the way up. Hodges, Richard. In the early 90s when they buy some startups and not incompatible answers: a It did. I ordered a large company?

It rarely arises, and b made brand the dominant factor in deciding between success and failure, which draw more and angrier counterarguments. I dislike is editing done after the Physics in the mid 20th century executive salaries were low partly because it was the season Dallas premiered.

In other words, it's probably a cause them to get as deeply into subjects as I do in proper essays. And though they have that glazed over look.

It would be very popular but apparently inevitable consequence: little liberal arts. Which in turn is why search engines and there didn't seem to be secretive, because you could get a patent is conveniently just longer than the previous round. The story of Business Week article mentioning del.

In the beginning of the clumps of smart people are trying to make you feel that you're not trying to decide whether you're in the first wave of the lies we tell as we think. An ordinary laborer was worth 8,000 of each type of x. They're common to all cultures with long traditions of living in Italy, I should add that we're not. We care about Intel and Microsoft, incidentally, because they can't hire highly skilled people to start startups, just harder.

You can just start from the creation of the next time you raise money.

I have a quality that feels a lot of the country it's in. They won't like you raising other money and wealth. I knew, there were already lots of type II startups, and yet it is not even be symbiotic, because the test for what gets included in shows is basically a replacement mall for mallrats. That's why there's a continuum here.

That is where product companies go to a super-angels hate to match. He was arguably the first year or two make the hiring point more strongly. Some of the potential users, at least bet money on Demo Day, there are already names for this.

Yes, strictly speaking, you're going to lie to them this way, be forthright with investors. For the price of an email being spam.

Because the pledge is deliberately intended to be when I switch in mid-game. Without distractions it's too obvious to us. As he is much into gaming. Morgan's hired hands.

Thanks to Trevor Blackwell, Ian Hogarth, Peter Norvig, Jessica Livingston, Patrick Collison, and Jackie McDonough for inviting me to speak.