#or well submission

[reactionimagesdaily]

[official-penis-posts]

This sign.

The text is Czech and translates to Water Temperature.

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Official Nice Weather For It Post

[todaysbird]

Today's bird is this Kookaburra taken by my friend

[cod-dump]

Gaz: Hang on, gotta use the loo before we head back to base.

Alex: Oh, sure. Want me to hold your stuff?

Gaz: What stuff?

Alex: You know, your uh... oh.

Gaz: Bruv, you good?

Alex: I've been away for too long.

Gaz: What is happening?

Alex: With the ULF, I always hold the ladies' purses when they go to the bathroom so they don't have to worry about it.

Alex, covering his face: It was reflex, I'm so sorry.

Gaz: You need some bloke time.

Alex: I really do.

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

I love when people are in tune

Iconic quote aparently

Mumbo: I stood there for 10 minutes thinking about pipes

[dailyhatsune]

Thought you would like to see this elf on the shelf style Miku I made for a buddy during last year's secret Santa in our friend group. Her hair is posable also :3

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submitted by @pseudospectre! she sees you when you’re sleeping

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I love my gen alpha niece and put a lot of care and effort into psychically attacking her with outdated memes on her birthday ❤😇🤗 ft. the practice/font decision paper lmao

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submitted by @sudden-biscuit-attack

awwwwwwww

[nartothelar]

suspiciously big joltik

[krysmcscience]

Don't mind me, just slacking on a big Billford comic by making other far more ridiculous Billford comics and also some AU art (please excuse my slapdash human!Bill thank you please, also before anyone asks the art style is messy and all over the place because idgaf LOL)

This started out as an excuse to design a Bill Cipher-inspired "wedding" dress, but then spiraled wildly out of control. Various rambles and a bunch more human!Bill arts under the cut, including another silly little comic at the end! (Feel free to skip the rambles, I won't be offended. I know I'm bad at shutting up. XD)

I may or may not write some comedy stuff for this AU, which I'm calling 'For Better Or Worse (But Mostly Worse)'. While Ford DOES remember getting sloshed enough for one thing to lead to making out with another after karaoke, neither he nor Bill remember this wedding, At All. The Love God did nothing to dissuade them from going hog wild on their marriage spending, either, so it got...uh. Exorbitantly Expensive. As in, the grand total could probably buy the entire fucking MOON sort of expensive. (It's fine, don't worry, Bill's good enough at crime to be able to afford it.) Also, because the logic of this AU is mostly dictated by Rule of Funny, the Love God's powers are close to unlimited when it comes to matters of romance, but ONLY when it comes to matters of romance. (Like weddings!)

Want an empty human vessel to smash the soul of a triangle into for date nights or when it's convenient, or perhaps even when it's NOT convenient? Easy peasy! Want the marriage to be recognized in every corner of the multiverse from now until the end of time, thus making any potential future divorce nigh-on impossible? Can do! Want to buy an entire beach for the ceremony and honeymoon and in general, and totally not at all because it would be Super Hilarious to prevent any specific movies from being made on that very same beach in the future? Fine, whatever, it's not his finances he's ruining!

Does the Love God also provide special rings that just so happen to turn incorporeal as long as the "happy couple" doesn't remember that they barged into his dreams to bully him into presiding over their marriage? ...No comment!

He spends the next thirty years trying and failing to get in touch with either of them for payment. This is why you should always demand half the money up front, my guy!

Also it's absolutely a traditional Jewish wedding, because I like the idea of Bill demanding all the keepsakes from the marriage that he paid for, and being completely confused when one of the things he's handed is a fancy container full of broken glass. He gets it later, but in the moment, he thinks the Love God is just fucking with him some more.

Ramble over! Here's the full dress that caused the comic to happen, along with what Ford wound up wearing at the wedding (and begrudgingly agreeing to put on again later for Reasons), aaaaand also a close-up of Bill's ring:

I may have forgotten to draw Bill's hair floofier when drawing the back of the dress, lmao

Since double ring ceremonies have been leaking over into Jewish wedding customs for a while now, Ford also has a ring, but his is the much more traditional plain gold band. There's definitely a message engraved on the inside - embarrassing, cringe, or incriminating somehow - but I haven't decided what it is yet, so use your imagination for now. XD Bill, on the other hand, saw the phrase 'traditional plain gold band' and said "No Thank You" before proceeding to embellish his ring to his liking. And because he's a secret sap who adores Ford's extra fingers, the triangle points add up to twelve, as do the engraved stars. Yes, they're stars, not dots, I just got lazy. There's also six lashes on the eye gem, and probably an eye engraving on the inside with another six lashes. (Bill's got it BAD, okay? We all know this.)

Here are the initial scribbles of Bill's custom vessel in more casual attire, please ignore the wonky anatomy and the fact that I flat out refuse to ever draw him with a proper top hat:

He does actually need a cane in this vessel; since Bill tends to possess men and especially Ford more often than not, he's used to having a higher center of gravity when in a human body, so his ability to balance is pretty garbage. (He may or may not topple over with concerning regularity.) As for his empty eye socket, his bangs don't do much to hide it since he's so high-energy (dude is constantly on the move), and he also refuses to wear a patch over it, because 1.) why bother, and 2.) it's more fun to freak people out.

To better align with Ford's attraction towards the strange, the vessel was designed with super minor shapeshifting ability - Bill can look like a perfectly normal human, but he can also make the teeth and fingers sharper whenever he likes (which is mostly just when he's angry or being more of a menace than usual), as well as slit down the pupils or outright ditch the irises altogether. He can also have whatever he wants in the downstairs department, just because I'm an indecisive bitch on that front, lmao. Maybe he can have boobs if he wants them, too, but I ain't drawin' tits on no triangle, nuh-uh, no sir. His powers are otherwise limited down to what humans can do, because for some reason, the Love God doesn't trust Bill to not snap into Immediate Apocalypse Mode if he's given a physical form that's actually all his and no one else's.

Due to the body being all his and no one else's, it's also not really a standard possession so much as it is just...Bill being temporarily human. He's a lot more aware of and in tune with his human body's senses than he ever was with his "puppets", which makes things like pain a lot more intense. (He is mostly fine with this, because he's a fukken masochist.)

A bit more fashion stuff, including beach and party attire~

The beach outfit was mostly me trying and failing to nail down his body shape, which is still not bottom-heavy enough. I then decided to slap a bikini on it, before making it supremely unsexy with a pair of fugly shorts, because Bill's fashion choices are not allowed to be conventionally attractive. Meanwhile, the party outfit was mostly me looking at the casual attire I designed, asking 'how would Bill make this Worse', and then drawing the result. The mismatched thigh-highs are killing me inside! :D

No, his vessel can't actually summon fire, I just drew it for funzies before I decided on said vessel's limitations. Yes, the gold brick tattoos are absolutely a reference to the fic 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' - I simply could not resist.

I also HAD to draw Bill in one of his canonical(?) shirts, just made tank-top'd:

He is absolutely about to over-correct and fall backwards after this. USE YOUR CANE, GOOFBALL!!! (I meant to draw Bill closer to this degree of bottom-heavy in the other images, but. Alas. I am bad at anatomy, LOL)

And, last but not least before More Comic Time, I attempted to draw him closer to Gravity Falls style:

Jury's out on whether or not I succeeded, but - hey. I tried. Now have some Handyman Bill AU, but with my goofy human design, instead:

Hey, it's a 'mystery snack', and the guy wanted A BITE to eat - the joke was right there, guys!!! (Based on this post, because it just screamed BILL CIPHER to me.)

whoops i forgor bills ring and cracks ahaha too late now

I WILL SHUT UP AND STOP RAMBLING NOW K THX BYYYYYE

[biweeklydavekat]

she dave on my kat till i biweekly

day 245

[deerspherestudios]

I colored Mycheal!! Here’s what I imagine if he found the MC’s kitty!

I kind of based it off how he carried his little chickens :3

[carouselunique]

You've been visited by the inbox gremlin. Happy belated birthday <3

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GASP! THE INBOX GREMLIN GIVETH THE BEST PRESENTS! Thank you so much look at Minuette she's PERFECT!!!

[outofcontextdiscord]

[pinceauarcenciel]

Hooky fanart I did for a contest last month... I love Míriam Bonastre works so much! Go check her webtoons you won't regret it!! >O<

※ Fanart: Hooky © Míriam Bonastre Tur / Webtoon

[sm-baby]

Oops my hand slipped

I thought this would be funny. Clothes will be patched in soon.

I!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! YOU!!!! I HAVENT EVEN STARTED ON MY SIDE OF THE ART TRADE YET TOT!!!! CRAFT OH MY GOD YOU SPOIL ME SO MUCH WAAHHHH thats her!! thats her thats her thats herrr!! SHE'S AN ACTUAL LIL DOLL NOOOWWW <33 HOW I LOVE HER

the attention to detail with the corset and petticoat??? HELLO??? WOAHH THATS DEDICATION!! THATS REALLY DAMN GOOD, CRAFT!!

Craft, you proceed to be SO COOL!!! I LOVE YOUR WORK MAN

[cod-dump]

Gaz: How high do you think that'll blow?

Price: We're not taking bets on this.

Ghost: One hundred metres at least. It's some of Johnny's best rigging to date, he'll want to show it off.

Price: ... I say fifty-two metres.