#or was this a US Millennials thing?

[existennialmemes]

Attention Millennials:

If I have your consent, please move to a safe position, surrounded by soft pillows. Ready?

[glomps you] :3

[gumgumchomp]

to the people who said that the ratfish being unfunny was on purpose or that he'd be better once you got him talking on camera or that the main point of the ratfish being that guy specifically was that it was for the cast to be excited about in my post complaining about him. how does it feel to be so incredibly wrong

[tani-b-art]

Ava w/ her pink & orange jumbo super bouncy ball

Abbott Elementary S4E6: The Deli

[starlightvld]

my childhood in 6.5% alc/vol

[rimouskis]

okay not to whine after going to a vegan food festival but. why are restaurants increasingly becoming meat-oriented again.

[theia-eos]

[darlingpoppet]

Ｌｉｍｉｎａｌ Ｓｐａｃｅｓ — Chapter 1

Modern AU (College/University) | PZA | Explicit | Chapters: 1/4 | Words: 7,945

Summary: Inspired by the film The Dreamers. Zagreus is a university student who feels aimless in life. His girlfriend dumped him, things between him & his best friend are weird, and he lacks ambition in his studies, all while the optimistic visions of his generation’s future are becoming lost. Until one day, he falls into the orbit of Achilles & Patroclus―a charming, yet eccentric pair who completely alter Zagreus’ outlook on life & death, love & loss, past & future, and the transitions in between.

Excerpt:

“Can I ask you something? Who is that guy sitting over there? Do you know him?”

Achilles follows the direction of Zagreus’ gaze, turning to the young man reading. The man doesn’t seem to notice them talking about him, and he doesn’t look up from his book.

“Oh, him? That’s Patroclus,” Achilles says, turning back around.

“Oh, I see. Is he a friend of yours?”

Boyfriend, Zagreus’ mind supplies at once, unbidden, and he steels himself, even if he prays it isn’t the case.

“He’s my brother.”

“He is?” Zagreus’ inner self, still delusional beyond all reason, silently fist pumps in celebration.

Achilles nods. “Mm-hm. We’re twins.”

“Twins?”

Zagreus looks over again toward Patroclus, then back to Achilles, turning his head to one side as he considers them both. He tries not to let his skepticism show on his face; he has seen news stories before about miracle feats of genetics, in which natural-born twins of the same parents were nevertheless complete opposites in their complexions. Zagreus considers the possibility that perhaps these two are such a case, and he doesn’t want to be so carelessly ignorant as to dismiss them out of hand.

And indeed—the longer he studies them, the more they do appear to have a certain shared aura between them, though Zagreus can’t be sure if it’s the fundamental, physical shapes of their features, molded by shared blood, or if it’s more the intangible qualities in mannerism of two people who have shared everything—perhaps their whole lives—together. Even longtime couples, Zagreus reasons, who ostensibly look nothing alike, often seem as though they are two different versions of the same person.

“Do you want to meet him?” Achilles asks, apparently interpreting Zagreus’ questioning as interest in his brother. And at this point, Zagreus himself probably wouldn’t even consider it a misunderstanding.

“Sure.”

Achilles’ eyes gleam, as if this is a rare treat for him, and there is nothing in the whole world he would like more.

READ THE REST ON AO3!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57964459/chapters/147557824

[walkawaytall]

oh boy I can't wait to read about how my generation "killed" yet another thing due to not being able to afford it.

(I actually do have a guest room, but I fully understand why many people don't.)

(the article, to be fair, does mention cost as the reason. but I still hate the headline.)

[twotales]

Can people stop saying gen alpha is awful? my kid is four years old ffs and the oldest ones are fourteen - so maybe we could idk stop blaming them? - Because they're like, and I know this is a crazy concept, but they are CHILDREN

[araneitela]

Me staring at test results: It makes so much sense for her, but if I don't specify or elaborate, then we end up with the fanon take. Ugh, how do I easily explain that if you look at the word 'sex' through a much more old-fashioned lens instead of the modern one, that you'll get a vastly different picture of it?

/takes angycat.png typing to my tags

[gigantomachylesbian]

Guys. I did not know before now that writing could be painfully millennial in a full prose book but the pho*nix ke*per has proven me wrong and I have to complain about it in the tags

[angelmush]

our medicine cabinet fell off the wall in our bathroom so we r taking the opportunity to paint the walls and change things around a little and i’m just. rly rly excited

[sunspira]

the twee fandom is dying. all tweakers please share this post

[britneyshakespeare]

i love bratz as dolls but i fuckin hate mga as a brand. fuckin idiots

[justmeinadaze]

Me: "Why do I attach to angst so much?!"

Also me: *Watching top 20 tv episodes that made you cry; most from the 90s and 2000s*

Ah I see now lol

[thatpurpledudetrey]

acotar modern au but feysand and nessian relationship got ruined ever since rhysand and cassian started to binge watching skibidi toilet and scrolling through yt shorts