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DCA Y/Ns and they're given a "short/average" height compared to these 7-9 foot jester robots
baby, we can get shorter cause i'm 5 foot on a good day. they think im fun sized.
#short ass mf squad do you get me#i always think its funny when seeing a Y/N given a specific height and i struggle to imagine it for myself#or DCA headcanons/aus and they're plenty tall enough to punt me#or to squash me like a bug#the difference always kinda crazy when i consider my actual height and even the y/n towers over me before i think about DCA /silly#dca fandom#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#my height was allocated so i could be sassy as fuck#also hi again tumblr i didnt forget you <3#pingyappathon
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I want his 6'0 ass to stomp on me.
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it’s them! they’re the dreadful little polycule!
#click for quality :)#beatles#beatles fanart#george harrison#john lennon#paul mccartney#ringo starr#the beatles#j + p + g + r#not sure which beatles villain is saying ‘you haven’t seen the last of me’#maybe the mainstream press#maybe it’s pete planning revenge#sound off with ur answers in the notes#got struck with the urge to draw them from a top down angle idk why it just gripped me#also the urge to draw their campy little maimi beach shorts because i think they’re funny#i lobve them :D#bugs under a rock :3 will you squash them or pick them up gently !!!#mentally im destroyed every time i remember the quotes about the four of them sneaking off to sit in bathrooms together to avoid everyone#poking round the door like in midas man except i made it early mop top bois to fit the theme !!!!#say what u want about that movie but I LOVED IT because they got the boys silly little attitudes just right#also pint sized john amused me 👍
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huuruughghhh Peri-weri
#fop#fairly oddparents#peri fairywinkle cosma#peri fop#hes like a bug to me i want to squash him under my shoe#fanart#doodles
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I should find Ultron scary but he's just too sexy I'm afraid. I'm sorry, a modern day Frankensteins monster with a god complex who builds himself into the most ideal vision of himself he can muster, intent on saving the world but only on his terms which are terrible? With a snatched waist? And cute little metal horns? Red eyes?!? ARTICULATE👏 KISSABLE👏MOUTH👏?!?!?
#i can fix him#lol no not really he can fix himself we've seen it#he'd squash me like a bug but I'd welcome it#ultron#age of ultron#marvel#marvel rivals#i'll be real i was mad at tony and everyone for not rushing to help him when he shambled into their party in the movie#i was like listen hes saying terrifying things yes but you could still offer to idk help this being that just came to life???#even if he stuck with his crazy logic at least try and reason with him before you just attack because THAT set him off even more???#its always bothered me it just seemed like a way too quick attack now and ask questions later meathead response#anyway
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bugs. gross, disgusting bugs
#im putting rex in the hydraulic press you cant stop me#iw ant to squash him like a bug#i want to put him in a jar and leave him in direct sunlight#hes so gross#go fucking shower you idiot#madkiska art tag#ms paint#the lego movie#the lego movie 2#rex dangervest#emmet brickowski#good cop bad cop#gcbc#scribble cop#tlm#tlm2
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50 dollars for the gay one
#i need this twink dealt with immediately!!!#squash that thing like a bug#he’s been on my mind since i saw this movie#and his brother too ig…#i don’t know what it is about him but he’s captivated me#gladiator 2#gladiator ii#emperor caracalla#i drawd this#low effort rendering SORRY
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fic idea that's def been done before: rui dreams of tsukasa dying and is super put off by it, but brushes it off. kind of. he's clingier than normal to tsukasa, and when tsukasa is like "?" he's like "i had an awful dream where we were both bugs and i saw you get stepped on, sob sob, comfort me tsukasa" tsukasa is super annoyed at first but he quickly realizes that rui 1) is not being completely transparent 2) does want some kind of comfort, even if he has to put up fronts about it 3) never clings Like This. it"s out of character of him. so tsukasa just sighs and lets him cling. nene watches this whole thing disturbed, confused, and eventually concerned about rui
bonus if rui is shaken up because it's some time travel shenanigans. the "dream" actually happened, he actually saw tks die. also he knows he's being clingier than normal but indulges himself (however, he is unaware that the "dream" is a burden on his psyche. nor that he's actually kind of worrying his friends with how distant he looks)
#txt#tw death#killing tks again bc hes ugly. what else is new#rui twisting the truth like 'we were both boy bugs but you got squashed :(' when he saw tks die in the most brutal way possible-#is very funny. to me at least
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Saw a comment describe killugon as 'born to be brothers, forced to be best friends'.
And I just have to say that, out of all the things that have never happened, that has never happened the most.
#if y'all look at your siblings that are within your age group with THIS level of heart eyes know that im actually concerned#i say within your age group because i totally get being 'smitten' with your baby sibling#im six and a half years older than the little fucker contaminating my room and i too look at him with pure adoration sometimes#but that's beside the point#because even then trust that i do not refer to him as my light nor do i wear a lovesick expression every time he crosses my mind#most of the time actually he's an annoying bug i want to squash. like when he greets me with 'hello you stupid piece of trash'.#like boy don't you doubt my willingness to beat you up if you don't behave yourself istg#okay enough my little brother has taken over my sacred tags#anyway what im saying is that these bitches are head over heals in love. they have the fattest crushes on each other.#you know how i know? because i WATCHED THE SHOW#their relationship is so far from brotherly it's insane how you even came to this conclusion#real talk though#obviously yall can interpret aspects of a story like characters themes relationships etc differently and ofc your opinion is valid#blah blah blah#all that crap#but don't expect me to take anyone who says this with their whole chest too seriously#because if you look at kg aka two adolescents that invented the term puppy love but also im-wholeheartedly-devoted-to-you and see brotherly#then i can't help you atp bro you're on your own with this one 😭#killugon#killua zoldyck#gon freecss#hxh#hunter x hunter#my little brother#gotta add him he played a key role in these tags
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A WORK OF ARTIFICE, as read by ocean, who is clearly only talking about others, and has nothing in common itself.
wip/fave details
#posting a slightly diff version everywhere. my artists moods. Choose ur fave .#sayer podcast#my lovely art#sayerposting#the paint bug bit me ive been working on this for days#Unintentional but i like how the text boxes squash down into the corner.... its being trapped#luv how much you can completely redo with paint too. just like digital art...
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what if boy jerry was turned into an andriod call that bot jerry. am i right
#boy jerry#definite's ted talks#definitely something#im thinkign aboit him but in thw qay where i cant form coherent sentences. theres something wrong with the way he is#his existence is a plight to me. hes like a bug. can i put him in a terrarium i promise i'll feed him and water him and walk him#and squash him and kill him sometimes. for enrichment#i need to draw him inneed to draw him i need to draw him#shitty phone doodles incoming#emdroid universe & bot jerry is there & he marries girl jeri and theyre happy#stoner boy jerry. call that pot jerry#toy zone employee boy jerry call that toy jerry#i dont tthink sitting still for four hours was a good idea
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He may be half orc, but he is more orc sized than human.
#Bg3#Baldur’s gate 3#His name is Joral but we call him orc daddy#Astarion#half orc#tav#tav bg3#He is an absolute unit and his heart is just as big#But he will squash you like a bug if needed#baldur’s gate iii#Is it just me or is tumblr messing up image quality#my art
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For the ask bingo, the Stunticons, minus Breakdown LOL
OI what did I do to deserve this 😔
Love them tho hehe. All of these checked tiles and no bingo... Sigh...
#i would have highlighted squashing them like a bug (affectionate) but i do not squash bugs and i treat my Stunticon figures like babies#however i treat them terribly in my fics which feels equal to squashing them like a bug#thank you for asking lol the breakdown exclusion made me laugh#stunticons#transformers#asks#ask game
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does this to whoever pisses me off 😩
#this made me remember of when i was a kid and would bite all the kids that would squash a bug in front of me#there was a boy i sorta liked and when he wanted to destroy a bird nest i showed him i was so disappointed that i bit his arm#which prompted his entire family to go on a witch hunt after me but i hid in some pretty secluded park from where i could also watch them#sometimes i still feel like biting people who annoy me#faputa#made in abyss#i find it so funny how my friend who recommended me this anime said that i'll surely relate to riko#meanwhile me#jk riko did make me remember of my childhood and certain parts of my personality but so did faputa
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Human Snowball design + some doodles of him
spent the whole night drawing his stupid ass i love him so much
i gave him man boobs sorry i just love boobs
i wonder if he likes dogs
#animal farm#george orwell#animal farm fanart#animal farm snowball#animal FART mwahaha#i love you snowball#hes so me#I NEED to squash him like a bug (affectionate)#blocky beats productions
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yeah this is all i got take it.
#featuring ugly ass old paper bg bc blank white bg’s make me nervous!!#overcompensating hi!!!#anyways. i love gravity falls and i wanna squash him like the stink bug.#bill cipher#gravity falls#if you peak you’ll see hints of billford but they’re solely comedic#also srry mooties ik me reblogging gf hasnt been for everyone😭#my art <3
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