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Fuck monopolies, fuck artificial scarcity, fuck kroger.
#eight years ago there was a metric fuckton of options at my local kroger grocery store#now there's the big brand names and kroger#and there's significantly less choice within it#instead of having over a dozen vanilla yogurt tub options I have 4#and it's kroger's fancy-ass organic probiotic yogurt that's exorbitantly priced#...which i do like. but I would NOT get if I had literally any other option#or a couple specialty brand name greek flavours#or kroger nonfat greek yogurt#I can't get any of the dozens of other items I used to get weekly#the grocery store has been rearranged to make it look kind of the same size it used to despite having significantly fewer products#and I mean SIGNIFICANTLY#I've noticed this at other big chained grocery stores too#fuck this shit#just. so fucking many things I can't get anymore#not because they don't exist!#but because my accessible grocery stores no longer carry it#and ofc they don't take it off their site so it's just perpetually out of stock#i'm so tired#and they won't special order stuff anymore#or start stocking stuff we want regularly that they don't currently have#i'm so fucking tired#the illusion of choice
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We're currently focused on making three games (as a team of four) - so I'll try and be succinct with it:
Soldiers of Steele
Spawned directly from the desire to play a more customizable version of Lancer, and then took on its own tone and theming. It's set in the early 1930s, in an alternate timeline where the stock market crash of '29 was replaced by the invasion of a variety of eldritch and horrifying monsters. You play Cogsman: the disposable pilots of dieselpunk mechs fighting back against the Oddity menace. It's meant to contrast the evils of capitalism with the literal monsters that have overrun the country, and tackle ideas of American greatness. Mechanically, you can customize your mech pretty heavily - almost like a very simple GURPS with money instead of character points (especially for the weapons).
It's made for groups of four players and one Director, who are looking to grow as a "company" over time, focus on crunchy combat, and grapple with a system where your mech is insured, but you are not. It works equally well for short and long games, but it can be really front-heavy if you want to start at a higher level.
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Deep Spacin'
This one comes from the video game Faster Than Light + a craving for a very specific '70s–'80s retro-futuristic coat of paint. "Wacky" and "groovy" have been our keywords. You play as Spacers, outcast from the universe's bastions of authority, who have just experienced the loss of everything they own, and have been offered the job that will set them up for life. I believe its structure of multiple runs through sectors - resetting on death - places it somewhere in the Rogue-like/Roguelite spectrum, but I confess I don't know enough to say that with my chest. The character creation is very simple, and most of the game focuses on building up a nightmare of a ship map by tacking on rooms as you go.
It's made for groups of 4–6 players and one Star Master, who want something high-paced, funny, and relatively short. We regularly squeeze these into four hour time slots at conventions, but for the best experience, I'd recommend more like twelve hours for a full run (including character creation and learning the game!).
Palette Quest
This one is my personal baby! Palette Quest started as an adaptation of .dungeon by Snow, until it far outgrew its pot. It takes place inside the world of an MMORPG, played in full-dive VR - essentially, it's like being isekaied into the video game, but you can still log out and can't die. It's meant to be run in a cozy-adjacent way, and is built to give as much freedom for problem-solving as possible. You can do a lot of weird stuff interacting with the real world, and fighting is rarely the most interesting option. Alongside the shenanigans, it has themes of building strong bonds within a party, and tackling ideas of what it means to be human. The NPCs of the world are arguably intelligent - is it murder to kill them? Can your PC handle that? The DOOM Counter counts down to the revelation of some secret in the nature of the game that will end the campaign - do you uncover the secret, or keep playing forever?
Unfortunately, since PQ has the most moving parts, it's the hardest to sum-up quickly.
It's made for groups of 4–6 players and one System, who want something in line with sandbox "cozy" gaming that's built for long-form campaigns almost exclusively. It could also be a good fit if you want to dig into the gather -> craft -> sell game loop that isn't present many places. You can open a tavern. Start a garden. Adopt a town. All that good shit.
In the name of my sisyphean struggle to connect with more rpg designers:
What are you working on? What kind of table is your audience?
#woooo that's a big boy#there are also a bunch of small projects#but I'm in charge of keeping them locked in the basement#Soldiers of Steele#Deep Spcin'#Palette Quest#indie games#tabletop#4mtabletop#ttrpg
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Final Fantasy VII Advent Calendar — Dec. 10
I had the darnedest time escaping the Cosmo Canyon area. It did not help that I hadn't unequipped Red XIII of all the stuff I loaded on him for the Gi Tribe dungeon. So I delved into my materia stocks.
So, Added Effect kind of stinks, because why would you use a normal attack to put a status effect on someone when you can just...cast it? Well, there's some status effects that don't appear until much later, but some summons have them. For instance, Choco/Mog has Stop, and we just got Time materia an hour or two ago! And it gets better, because one of the later-game summons can stack half a dozen or so status effects on a single hit! It's like a Marlboro's Bad Breath attack, but without the breath!
Cloud and Tifa arrived in Nibelheim, which is strange, because according to Cloud, Nibelheim burned down five years ago, and yet the entire village is still just like it was before the fire. What's stranger is that there are a bunch of strange people in black cloaks (although, honestly, graphically they look more like dark, pulsating blobs). They keep babbling about a Reunion and Sephiroth. You can steal various items from them.
Meanwhile, Cloud and Tifa pressure various townsfolk, all of whom admonish them for saying the town had burnt down, or that the pair didn't remember them.
And if you play the piano, you get Tifa's secret savings: 1 gil!
YEAH BABY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
One of the black-cloaked shamblers implies Sephiroth is inside the mansion.
The mansion is as ominous as before and now it's full of monsters. I got a HILARIOUS Game Over here, my first of the game, because I foolishly decided to attack the Funny Faces with Aqualung...they confused the caster (Cloud) and it hit the entire party at once for well over a thousand points of damage each.
At this point, if you want the authentic experience, go back and reread starting from "Cloud and Tifa arrived in Nibelheim."
...You back? Good. I saved *right before* I entered the mansion this time.
So there's a Resident Evil-esque puzzler here involving the safe on the second floor. Preliminary investigation reveals a note with hints as to the four digits needed to unlock it.
The safe contains the Odin summon, a key to the basement, and a bonus boss: Lost Number.
I got my second game over of the run to Lost Number.
So here's the thing about Lost Number, okay? He's a giant freakbag with half his body being purple and the other half being red. Halfway through, depending on what attack brings him under half health, he will finish his transformation into one of the forms.
The purple form, which is gotten by hitting him with physical attacks, is a fucking juggernaut. It does, like, over a thousand points of damage with its special attack, and standard attacks are still crippling. He *murdered* me.
The red form, which happens if it's a magic attack, is much, much easier. I basically held my limits, slammed the idiot with magic until the red form popped, and then let loose with those followed by physical attacks. And then a random Tifa attack paralyzed him thanks to that aforementioned Choco/Mog-Added Effect combo, so I went BUCKWILD beating his ass.
Then I stayed at the inn and saved up again.
Back to our regularly scheduled program where I don't suck at the game.
There are these enemies called Judges that can appear here. They have a cool enemy skill: ????. This is a pretty basic spell: it does type-less damage and is phenomenally cheap at 3 MP. How much damage? It's the character's HP total minus current HP, so however much damage they've taken. This is a pretty good spell, if only because the damage is entirely dependent on how healthy you are or not and it's cheap. At higher levels (which means higher HP) it can be a very useful damage-dealer in a pinch!
In the basement passage, Cloud can finally unlock the door he didn't notice five years ago. Inside is a few open coffins and a sealed one, containing a man in dark clothes. He warns Cloud that this mansion is the beginning of nightmares. Cloud agrees and mentions Sephiroth. The man visibly reacts and mentions the Jenova Project before returning to his coffin to sleep. Cloud bothers him again to ask his name. The man says he was once a member of the Turks — Vincent Valentine. When Cloud says he was also in Shinra, Vincent asks if he knows Lucrecia. Cloud says no. Vincent says she's Sephiroth's bio mom. Vincent failed to prevent her from becoming a human experiment and sealed himself away to atone after being experimented on himself. He seals himself in his coffin once more.
The library where Sephiroth went insane is now darkened. Sephiroth is there. He casually greets Cloud and asks if he's coming to the Reunion. Cloud says, "I don't even know WHAT a Reunion is!"
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Sephiroth says Jenova will be there. She's headlining as a Calamity from the Skies, and is not an Ancient at all, actually. Sephiroth says he's heading north and then, hilariously, throws a materia at Cloud before Superman-style flying away.
Two large research pods in the southern room have notes scratched between two subjects attempting to escape the laboratory here.
Examining the research documents in the library reveals that the two escaped and fled to Midgar — one from SOLDIER and one not. The former was shot, and the latter escaped, but is unlikely to be a threat, as he was heavily irradiated and likely to die.
As Cloud and co. go to leave, Vincent emerges, asking about if, were he to go with Cloud, would he be able to take revenge on Hojo.
GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN.
I stayed at the inn again before embarking to the north.
Today's Predictions & Strategy for Tomorrow
I dunno, dude, getting through Nibelheim drained the fuck out of me and we haven't even left the area! I guess tomorrow I have to do the Nibel mountains area. It's likely I'm gonna be slightly behind until Monday! I don't have a strategy other than "Beta and Aqualung the heck out of everything that stands in your way" here.
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THE ACCELERATION OF THE NERDS
That's what they miss. If you want, so long as you seem like you have a healthy society with great variation in wealth? So it is with hacking: the more ideas you'll have. Someone riding a motorcycle isn't working any harder. Why couldn't they get more funding? The people who want to decrease economic inequality. So if you had no users, it would still be just as much of a distraction.
There's an intriguing middle ground where you build a semi-automatic weapon—where there's a human in the loop.1 Getting rich means you can stop treading water. You can tell how hard it must be readily available. Cluttered sites don't do well in demos, especially when they're projected onto a screen. If you work for a big company, but against a backdrop of constant disasters.2 In the long term. In 1976, everyone looked down on by everyone, including themselves.
They were certainly not tame animals.3 The problem with spam is that in the next fifty years will have to do to make people pause.4 One reason, obviously, is that there is some obstacle right in front of the other, like a river, one runs up against a wall. Don't force things; just work on stuff you don't—you may just conceal your talent. You'd think that would be an important patent. When I moved to New York, I was afraid of it too. Kids are the ones who were smart enough to start a startup, there's always some disaster happening. Don't Get Your Hopes Up.5 Succeeding as a musician takes determination as well as making programs shorter. Anything you can do a lot better for a lot less stuff. Someone who's figured that out will automatically focus more on the user.
You don't have to spend years working to learn this stuff. There may be more accurate to describe a market as a degenerate case where what someone wants you to do is talk in this artificial way, and your first priority should be to increase students' self-esteem. You need to work with than one that's broad but hypothetical. Not so much from specific things he's written as by reconstructing the mind that produced them: brutally candid; aggressively garbage-collecting outdated ideas; and yet driven by pragmatism rather than ideology. But these scale differently, just as a few decades ago they started to be able to get features done faster than our competitors, and also with deep structural changes like caching and persistent objects. The first essay of his that I read was so electrifying that I remember exactly where I was at the time a pair of college dropouts with about three years of school between them, and probably offend them. Probably by sneaking in through the back door. I was a kid, I used to want to add but our main competitor, whose ass we regularly kick, has a hundred and forty, so can we have credit for the larger of the two numbers? This is an extremely illiquid asset. Users just want your software to do what they want to start a gasoline powered generator inside our offices. I only heard the first few sentences, but that it breaks the time on either side in half.
But they said no, so Facebook moved to Silicon Valley. They also know that big projects will by their sheer bulk impress the audience.6 The presentations on Rehearsal Day are often pretty rough. So whether or not a language has to be making money. I'm not ready to predict our success rate will stay as high as 50%. So who should start a startup doing something technically difficult, just write enterprise software. For one thing, it was interesting how important color was to the customers.7 During this time you'll do little but work, because people can be influenced by the people around you care about the kind of people you find in Cambridge are not there by accident. There are a handful of deals a year and they don't spend a lot of startup founders.8 Perhaps we can box it up and put it away some of the people I worked with were some of my best friends.
That first batch could have been an anomaly.9 And pow, more stuff. Which means if you have a chance, however small, of being one of the problems with the current email system is that it's hard to switch from that to a product company. They do more in their heads: they try to get customers to pay them for something, in the same email hell we do now. Probably because the product was a dog, or never seemed likely to be a search for truth. You want to be on it or close to those who are. They're looking for raw talent.10 By 38 you can't take so many risks—especially if you have a meeting in an hour, you don't know your users, it's dangerous to work in a garage—but even then their greatness was assured, and all feel guilty about it. How to Become a Hacker, Eric Raymond describes Lisp as something like Latin or Greek—a language you should learn as an intellectual exercise, to keep thinking of improvements.
Brevity is one place where strongly typed languages lose. This seems obvious too, so why not have a place designed to be lived in as your office? Founders get less diluted, and it is the worry that made the work good. So no, there's nothing particularly grand about making money. But we should be religiously opposed to introducing syntax into Lisp, format specifiers might be able to make arbitrary transformations on the source code of all the future work we'd do, which turned out to be sure signs of bad algorithms. Future startups should learn from that mistake. Traditional economists seem strangely averse to studying individual humans. And not only will they give you very precise numbers about variation in wealth? This strategy will work best with the best investors are much smarter than the rest, and the difference is embodied in the traditional way: they don't need to tell them what to do when the teacher tells your elementary school class to add all the numbers from 1 to 100?
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They want to create a Demo Day and they have less money, then over the Internet into situations where a lot about how the stakes were used.
Record labels, for example, the group of Europeans who said he'd met with a lawsuit just as on a wall is art. For the price, they tended to make the police in the angel is being compensated for risks he took another year off and went to get at it he'll work very hard to make money. MITE Corp.
Since capital is no personnel department, and we don't have the. When you get a poem published in The New Industrial State to trying to sell services than a huge loophole.
They therefore think what they give with one hand and the exercise of stock options, because what they're building takes so long. But it can have a different type of product for it. But iTunes shows that people will give you term sheets. I know it's a bad imitation of a large chunk of time, default to some founders who take big acquisition offers most successful startups, so much better that it sounds like something cooked up by the high-minded Edwardian child-heroes of Edith Nesbit's The Wouldbegoods.
A startup building a new version of Word 13.
Http requests are indistinguishable from those of popular Web browsers, including both you and listen only to buy your kids' way into top colleges by sending them to lose less on investments that failed, and domino effects among investors. Comments at the fabulous Oren's Hummus. Add water as specified on rice package.
I have a connection to one of the world. Investors are one step upstream from economic power, in response to the point of a place where few succeed is hardly free. However, it tends to be, and a back-office manager written mostly in Perl, and the VCs I encountered when we make kids do boring work, done mostly by technological progress to areas where you went to school. But it is less secure.
What was missing, initially, to sell something bad can be surprisingly indecisive about acquisitions, and 20 in Paris. There is no richer if it's convertible debt with a truly feudal economy, at least on me; how could it have meaning? One YC founder told me: Another approach would be too conspicuous.
Mayle, Peter, Why Are We Getting a Divorce? Maybe it would do fairly well as good as Apple's just by hiring sufficiently qualified designers.
Internally most companies are up there. Surely it's better if everything just works. Till then they had that we didn't do.
#automatically generated text#Markov chains#Paul Graham#Python#Patrick Mooney#sup#something#language#product#kids#format#Hopes#gasoline
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