#or so my 6'4'' brother tells me

[pushing500]

Look, she's paralysed and won't really get in the way of Mechi's work around the colony. Mechi gets a psylink neuroformer, and Angst gets to spend nineteen days facing a bleak white wall in the corner of the laboratory. Win-win!

A distress signal? How curious. Archotechnology is always tempting...

Mechi went to investigate with Chief of Security Ratchet and Deputy Rocket, only to discover the place was crawling with gross flesh. They left with zero archotechnology and a renewed disgust for all things biological.

Finally, everyone meet Hummel, the newest wild man on the map. He looks like the world's most irate, washed-up foxboy. I love him.

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[eisforeidolon]

Question: So the first time I watched the show, I was mistaken and thought Jensen was really short.

Jared: Mistaken about what? {Jensen does an affected flat stare while Jared comically triple-takes at him]

Question: I know, I'm sorry Jensen. But I finally, after a couple seasons, I was like, oh, how tall is he and then I realized Jared's just really tall?

Jensen: Oddly, oddly tall. Oddly tall, we like to call it. Yeah, and then I go do another show where I played an older brother and it's to Justin Hartley who is, like 6'4" and I'm like, well, this is ridiculous. And now, now? I'm on a new show and - one of the actors I'm working with, who is like kinda my partner, so to speak, is, he's 6'6". Like, 265 rugby player, and I look, I look tiny next to him. I look like a little baby boy. And I'm getting sick of it.

[Jared then retells the story of his friend who was asked on a plane if she knew the short one or the one from 7th Heaven of the guys on Supernatural] But yes, Jensen is not short. Anyways, carry on.

Question: So the point of the question was, is there something you often see about yourself online that's either, like, just not correct or something about you that you wish more people knew about?

Jared: That became a really sweet, thoughtful question all of a sudden. Um, that's a good question. Nothing appearance-wise.

Jensen: I'm not that nice.

Jared: Yeah, we're not that nice.

Jensen: I'm not that nice. Okay, alright, that's not true. Dammit!

Audience member: You're not a good liar.

Jensen: I am not, ask my wife. I am not a good liar. That's one thing, I'm not a good liar.

Jared: That's right, yeah, yeah.

Jensen: Just 'cause I have an acting career does not make me a good liar in real life.

Jared: Right.

Jensen: You'd think I would be better. I am not.

Jared: The funny thing is, is that very rarely have I ever lied on camera. I've told, just, somebody else's truth. There are times when Sam lied, or there are times when Cordell Walker lied, or Dean - you know there are times when they lie on camera, but the majority of the time, they're telling the truth. And, you know, whatever you see for 30 seconds on camera, I've read for 30 hours to prepare how to tell that person's truth in that scene. Not 30 hours, but certainly hours and hours. Um, yeah, I don't think I'm a good liar.

Jensen: I know I'm not, 'cause I'm like, you know - she - Danneel just sees right through it. She's like, did you, did you do the thing I asked you to do? I'm like ... uh-huh!

Jared: Did I! That's a hell of a question!

Jensen: Uh-huh, yeah, I took care of that. Yeah? What was it? The thing. I did the thing, I got the, we're - it's fine, it's done. She's like, you have no idea what I'm talking about. Yes I do, I do. It was the -

Jared: It's off the list.

Jensen: It's fine, just check, you don't even have to worry about it. You don't have to - she's like, I already did it. And I'm like [dramatically throws his head back]. She's like, you're awful at that.

Jared: No, I was just saying it was done! I went to go do it and I noticed it was done, so I thought I must have done it!

Jensen: There's like this video, this guy? He's like, if you put - it's like, have you seen, it's like it's magic! If I put my laundry in this thing, the next day it's clean and in my closet. It's this magical thing. And she's like, yeah? Is that right? Tell me about it. I feel like that sometimes.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Am I the asshole if I pointed tell my dad, who chased me out of getting help in my teens, about an autoimmune disease that has a possibility of killing me and that part of it is his fault?

I'll make this short, my dad (58M, 6'4") has never believed that I (26F, 5'6") have anything wrong with me and that I am willfully lazy/forgetful/overexaggerate pain. To give you an idea, I have ASD and ADHD and my Dr's have been struggling to find the answers for my joints. To him, I was the "perfect" child and I couldn't have problems. I had to be the one to go to school, I had to be the one to do everything right. Between him and I, he was always right. If ever I felt hurt by him, he would spin the conversation around in a way so that it was always my fault. Even down to house chores, he would make everything my fault. For example, I didn't eat for a week and he filled the sink with his dishes and then screamed at me that they were mine. I have also dislocated a shoulder to my dominant arm and was in a sling. At this time, he told me to pick up a 40lb garbage bag and take it outside. I obviously couldn't do it with only one arm. It hurt and I was terrified of dislocating my other arm. I had a meltdown in garage about how I had to ask him for help because I couldn't do it. I knew he would yell at me to "get stronger" and that its my own fault. Lo and behold, that's exactly what happened when I went inside. I asked him if he wanted me to hurt myself. He responded by yelling at me that I already did. It's because of this constant abuse that I finally moved across the country and moved in with an online friend I'd had for many years who is now my fiancee. So for those worried, I am in a safe place with a man who cares so much about me. He supports me and understands how very real all my problems are. He takes good care of me. Which, he's also part of the reason I have been able to bring myself to go to the Dr to begin with.

Now, for the problem at hand. I have had joint pain starting in my hands since I was a teen. It got bad enough I had complained to my whole family until my grandmother told my dad to take me to the Dr. So I went to the Dr and then after three visits I had to stop because my dad verbally attacked me about "when I would be done" and that he couldn't afford it. So i stopped. Well, I didn't go back to get treated for anything until recently in my mid 20s. My pain has spread to my whole body over the last 10 years. I am in an ungodly amount of agony. I've dislocated bones repeatedly. My bones lock up and constantly crack and pop. Exercise is very difficult. It was never treated till I got insurance through my work in the last year. Well we have narrowed down what we think I have. It's an autoimmune disorder that deteriorates the joints and makes it very easy to dislocate my limbs. If I have a specific version of this disorder, this thing could possibly effect my heart and the muscles that make my heart beat. Aka, my heart could just *stop* in my 40s/50s. I'm going on vacation with my narcissistic father in a month and I want to sit him down with my eldest brother, who has always had my back, and explain to them the situation. I want my brother there to keep me safe during the conversation. I kind of want to drill into him that part of this problems expansion is his fault as he stopped me from going as a teen and he bullied me out of going to the Dr unless I thought it was "serious" and I was "dying." It's not just to hurt him but to give myself the satisfaction of telling him that all the times he told me I was a liar and overexaggerating my pain? My pain was real. I want him to know I've been hurting. Because the only one he would ever believe about my problems would be a Dr, that he'd not let me see or discouraged me from seeing. I was a broke kid who he then later dumped off of his insurance because I had to use it more than him. And despite him having all these problems requiring surgery in his own body, he believed I was lying about being unable to do the same things he can. If yall need more info and examples, I'd be down to add another ask. Just, would I be an asshole? Is it petty, or justice in finding my own peace? And if anyone has any advice, i would like to have ideas of how to go about this. Thank you all for reading.⭐️

What are these acronyms?

[angelsdevils]

Matching Tokyo Revengers to Bryce Savage's songs and their Ideal types: Pt. 1 ?

Disclaimer: These are just my opinions and these songs just remind me of them. Your opinions may be different. But when I hear these songs these are the faces that pop to my mind.

Hanma Shuji - My Type (Little Attitude) No one can tell me other wise that he would go for a girl that gives him attitude. My dude likes to have fun, and a girl giving him attitude... come on now. And he is 6'4, he would want someone smaller then him so it would be more fun to tease the, Lyrics: She's 5'5" with a little attitude. She likes guys, but she likes some girls too. Dark eyes and her hair matches her mood. She's my type, never will forget the view.

Wakasa Imaushi - Curiosity Wakasa is a pretty chill character, I can see him liking a good girl, but the catch is, that is only out in public. At night he brings out the bad girl in her. His type of girl would be curious about the dangers of Wakasa's life knowing he is part of the gang. Her parents would disapprove, but she always wanted to rebel against them anyway. And Wakasa helps her with that. Even though he is chill, he still brings a thrill to her life. Lyrics: She looks like a little angel, but at night's a different angle. Demon eyes looking fatal, got a mind, dirty and playful. She got naughty thoughts that she can't control. She don't wanna tell, she would rather show. Red little heart, black little soul. Teeth that are sharp, bite that is cold.

Ran Haitani - Slayer Ran I can see would be into a girl that could match his energy. If she has a record of being the heart breaker, this would catch Ran's attention. He would think he could play with her only to realize that she is the one playing with him. It would hurt his ego but he would be addicted a bit. Lyrics: Cause she's a heart breaker, dream taker, love faker. Yeah, you better watch out, cause, boy, you're headed straight for danger. Cause she's the player, you're the game, she's the slayer, you're the slayed.

Rindou Haitani - Narcotic Rindou would have a slight similar taste to his brother, and someone similar to Wakasa but someone who is different. He wants someone who is confident and can protect themselves. It's quite hard to describe his taste, but someone who wasn't sheltered growing up who has a past, and knows how dark the world can be. She knows how to be sweet yet dangerous at the same time.

Lyrics: She a little devil, so demonic, sharp eyes, looking so hypnotic. Don't know where she came from, she exotic. Body look good like she bought it. The way she wear black like she gothic. Anything she want, yeah she got it. Dark, little features like she haunted. I'm addicted, call her, "narcotic." She got a little crazy in her eyes, sweet on the surface with a dark, little side. She a different breed in the night. A little bit of freak hidden on the inside.

[dragon-queen21]

hii Mayliz, it's been awhile! Hope you're doing pretty well:] I've been into genshin impact for awhile now, and I can't help but ask-

What do you think about CG! wriothesley/big brother cg wriothesley?

The man is literally caregiver material I can't help myself

(I would send a gif but- yeah I can't unfortunately) BUT

I did a height comparison chart thing and if their wiki-heights tell the truth, Wriothesley is 6'4, while Aether is 5'4. (And if you wanted to know what that height may physically look like, Aether can barley reach his head over Wriothesley's shoulder blade)

Also another question!

do you have any options on scaramouche? I see him as a little personally, but many people hc him as a cg and yeah I get where they're coming from! But what is your opinion about that? 🤔 Maybe options of Scara in gen, etc. . .

🧸 that's all the questions I have, for now- but if you want me to ever just do height comparisons sign me up because I'd do that in a heartbeat. And if you need art requests lmk. I have a few ideas:]

+ just be aware I might show up in your inbox alot be because I have a lot of ideas with genshin impact sjsjjs

It has been awhile! Hello hello! :D

~First of all, I thought Wriothesley had wolf ears when I first saw him, and upon finding out this isn’t true, ‘my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined’ /ref

~Also, I have not met him technically. So I am going off of general vibes here and I am so sorry if I am off 😔 But you are so right, he just gives off over protective big brother vibes and I love it!

~Very much a no nonsense caregiver but still super soft and sweet when he wants to be

~The height comparison is too cute. Ahhh, tiny baby :3 I love Aether so much >.< I'm just imagining Aether being held for the first time by Wriothesley and instantly feeling so small, both physically and mentally and so very safe. The poor boy needs a break honestly.

~Okay, but imagine for a sec the most pouty, overtired baby who absolutely does not want to listen to his caregiver. Throws himself on the floor arms crossed, like 'ha, what are you going to do about it?’ And Wriothesley just barely blinks at the regressor's antics, and scoops Aether up like the Traveler is weightless. Instantly the tiniest little guy being held.

~Regarding Scaramouche. See, you can't give me a character with a traumatic childhood/backstory and expect me not to see him as a regressor /j

~He wouldn't have experienced a real childhood. Essentially cast out into the world on his own with no support. And for the longest time wouldn't even know what the feeling was when he's regressed. As the Wanderer the small floaty feeling that came on when he was feeling lost and overwhelmed only multiplied.

~I like to think that Nahida is his caregiver and the first one to explain what age regression is. Poor thing would probably have such trust issues when it comes to having a caregiver. He would be expecting her to act towards him like Ei did and just flat out ignore his needs while little so it takes him such a long time to open up to the idea of her actually caring about him.

~Random little headcanon: He would have a crow plush. Maybe wearing a tiny version of his own hat that was made especially for the little friend

~I can see him being a caregiver in the sense of trying and be better than the 'adults' around him, and the guilt of leaving someone behind when they are obviously distressed because that's what he always wanted someone to do for him. For who though I'm not sure. (My gut reaction is Aether but then again I just really like baby Aether so...)

Inbox is always open I shall do my best to respond to any ideas! This made me so happy to read! And besides it's nice to hear from you :D I would love if you did the height comparisons and shared them! I was doing that for awhile trying to figure out Aether's height compared to Diluc. Also, I will take any drawing requests you have, please. I have can always use ideas to give me inspiration.

[casquecest]

I know I'm nitpicking but does 'smaller' necessarily mean shorter? Sirius is not on the picture and Regulus is sitting down, so how would Harry be able to tell if Regulus is shorter than Sirius just by looking at some photo of Regulus sitting on a bench?

I'm not a native speaker but I've always thought that Harry describes Regulus as smaller and slighter because he is built like a Seeker (light and skinny), not because he can estimate how tall he looks compared to Sirius. And apparently the person who translated the book to my native language thought the same because the translation says 'Regulus was skinnier and considerably less handsome than Sirius' and that's it.

Anyway, Regulus died at 17 or 18, so he might as well grow taller in an AU.

I don't think Sirius is short. I just think Regulus is slightly taller 😤 (in case it doesn't translate well, I'm not mad or anything, this is just my light-hearted take!)

The fact that, in English, 'smaller' is followed by 'slighter' as a descriptor for Regulus suggests to me that 'smaller" is meant to suggest being shorter, as the 'slighter' suggests Regulus is leaner than Sirius, or has a narrower build (so 'skinnier' as it's been translated).

Even sitting, if Regulus looks shorter than his teammates (or even if Regulus doesn't look shorter compared to them, but is not noticeably taller), Harry could reason that Regulus was likely shorter than Sirius because Sirius is described as being tall often enough in Harry's narration that Sirius's height is noticeable and likely considerable. Most people are likely shorter than Sirius is, canonically speaking.

While Regulus could have got taller than he was at 17/18 had he lived, the story that prompted my post was set during Sirius's sixth year, so I doubt a 15-year-old Regulus is going to have 'several inches' (as was written in the fic) over his nearly 17-year-old brother, who was already quite tall by his own fifth year, as evidenced by the picture of MWPP in his bedroom.

There's just nothing, in canon, that suggests to me that Regulus was taller than Sirius.

To be honest, the only people in canon I can see as being around Sirius's height or taller are Kingsley, Voldemort, and Dumbledore.

Thanks for the ask!

(I personally headcanon Regulus being around 5'10" (~1.78 metres) when he died, and having had the potential of reaching 6'0" (1.83) if he hadn't, while Sirius is around 6'3" or 6'4" (1.91-1.93))

[viviae]

All the drama about the boxing and refusing to mix contact sports makes me laugh because my 25 year old ex boyfriend who has been doing mma his entire life got his whole ass handed to him by a 15 year old girl once because they were the same weight class.

My 6'4 brother who does mma his instructor was a 4'11 woman who was like 150 pounds of unadulterated beef who kicked him so bad his cracked his rib.

But yeah tell me about how women are too fragile to fight

[just-emis-blog]

OC Interview Tag~

Thank you to @agirlandherquill @leahnardo-da-veggieand @drchenquill for the triple threat tag! ✨🌻

I'll be using Cai Park (the youngest [but biggest] brother of Bernard) from Artificial Bonds

Were you named after anyone?

During the process of adopting us, mother encouraged us to choose names for ourselves, since we were going by serial numbers at the time. My siblings were enthused, but I thought the entire endeavor tedious and unnecessary, so in an effort to be done with it faster I spat out the first couple of letters from one of the objects in my line of vision. Mother was pleased, but Lysander and Bernard knew exactly what I had done and were disappointed and moronically amused respectively. Lysander, being the most sensible of the two as usual, convinced me to change the spelling and pronunciation as an exercise in expressing my opinion and creativity. To this day, however, Bernard still calls me "Cayenne Pepper" whenever he wants to get a rise out of me. It works.

When was the last time you cried?

I do not engage in such frivolous activities.

[It was when a mother duck was ushering one of her lagging babies across a busy highway]

Do you have any kids?

I do have one child. There are those who might mistakenly call her a pet, simply because of the unimportant fact that she is a Komodo Dragon named Jessica. But let me ask you this; would a mere pet have access to three floors of the apartment building that you own? Of course not. Now, I know some might have opinions about parents who provide housing or other monetary aid for their adult children. But to them I say the job market is not nearly as lucrative nor secure as it was for previous generations. Basic needs like gas and rusa deer are already set at astronomical prices! Are we expect our youth to be able to afford their own housing as well? There is no shame in supporting your kids until they can stand on their own feet.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I see no point in playing verbal games. So what you mean, or rot.

What is the first thing you notice about people?

Their readiness for battle. Mind, your average person does not display the typical tells of being an experienced fighter or if their armed, but it is the first thing I check for during any interaction.

What is your eye color?

Dark brown. Nothing to write home about.

Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings. They seem to be a prevalent theme in all of the Barbie and Magical Girl OVAs that I watch, and I enjoy those.

Any special talents?

I do...many of which I am not very proud of. The one talent I have cultivated outside of my...time...before I was adopted, is building miniature dollhouses and furniture. It is a both lucrative and enjoyable practice, and necessitates little to no violence.

Where were you born?

Born is the incorrect term. Regardless, I do not know the location. That time in my life is...blurry.

Do you have any pets?

No. But I do have a child. Please see the above question pertaining to children.

What sort of sports do you play?

Contact sports were too risky to indulge in, but I was on our school's competitive Hula Hooping team. We won two years in a row and during my last year of school we competed in the National Hula League. I am certain that it was due to all of our team's efforts, but my colleague's are convinced that we made it so far due to me being the first human being to ever look intimidating while hula hooping.

How tall are you?

6'4". A perfectly respectful, not comparable to any of the AoT Titans, height. Bernard.

What was your favorite subject in school?

Art class, specifically ceramics.

What is your dream job?

My dream job was anything as separated from fighting as physically possible. Not because I fear I will be overcome with a thirst for violence, or that I have no control over myself. If I or my loved ones are threatened I will act accordingly.

In the past I was told that fighting was all I would be capable of doing. So, I suppose I have always wanted my career to be the exact opposite of that out of spite.

And I cannot think of anything more opposite than selling a multitude of tiny wares specifically for hamsters on Etsy. Nor more satisfying.

Tagging for funsies: @dyrewrites @the-golden-comet @the-ellia-west @mr-orion

[mashiee]

Arlo family lore plspls its beneficial to my health

OKAY SO

so i got another ask specifically about [REDACTED] so im gonna talk abt that in a separate ask

BUT i will tell u abt my ocs for arlos fam (almost exclusively on his dads/valeries side, havent thought abt mom much) and general stuff for them and their relationships w eachother and arlo specifically

OKAY SO

i gave Arlo four older siblings because why the hell not and i can (i will get to the parents later)

also while im thinking abt it, im unsure abt Arlo's last name but im thinking Kingston right now

OKAY ANYWAY

also i just wanna say that when made character names i usually just smash sound together until i find something i like and hope it isnt a slur in another language

so what im saying is none of the names have any relevance or importance i just like their sounds and how they look

the first oc is Mammi (pronounced like ma'am-ee)

hes the oldest of the five of them, as of current uno time hes 25

he/him

amab cismasc

haven't decided sexuality. probably gay bc im gay and i self project too much

anyway he currently works with the authorities and is in a relatively high ranking position

but surprise surprise hes a spy for [ERROR]

(a secret organization :) also has a whole Thing that would require a separate post. a lot of new characters and also some world building. plus it also kind of plays into my bod au/rei fic)

but unfortunately the authorities are all fucking idiots and no one would even think of suspecting him

Valeire is the only one who does (she basically Knows) bc their father (her brother) was against a lot of the things the authorities did

but she has absolutely no proof so she cant do anything :)

fun fact Mammi and the entirety of Arlo's sibling except for Arlo himself all Loathe Valerie

2 of them want her dead

one would actively make an attempt on her life themselves if they ever saw her again

pst psst Mammi is the former

anyway Mammi is Tall (TM)

atm his height is fluctuating between 6'5 and 6'6 bc i cant choose

i just think itd be hysterical if Arlo's entire family on his dad's side were all giants

speaking of that let me take this time to tell you that Arlo is the youngest in his family aside from his mom and Valerie because i thought it'd be really funny

bc Mammi is in the authorities he often wears a suit and let me tell you this man looks fine as hell

not all men can work a suit but this one can

i still havent drawn any of the siblings except for a bit of the next one so my visuals of them are all p vague and could absolutely change but as of now

Mammi has long straight blond hair that roughly reaches his waist

its usually in a low ponytail

he has gold eyes :)

not sure what i want his ability to be yet (obviously a shield variant but what exactly) or how powerful

now for the lovely sister of the family

so the next one is Luss (pronounced how it's spelled)

shes 24 :)

she/her pronouns trans woman

6'4

lesbian

a model who travels quite a lot

long curly hair and gold eyes

always wearing red lipstick

a bit mischievous

her ability is... well its honestly kind of useless on its own

she can make shields that are full orbs but theyre only about the size of a fist

she did find out that they hurt if u throw them at ppl tho, esp if u put stuff in them

not sure what level yet. maybe a flat 6.0 . or maybe even like a 5.9 if i wanna get angsty and make like her family disappointed in her for not being a god tier or smth

very caring about her family

very forgiving person to a fault

strongly believes in second chances

Luss is the closest to Mammi

but she doesn't really feel like she has anyone close to her

(which ends up being a huge bonding point between her and Arlo)

tries her best to keep their family together but it's pretty futile

tries to be optimistic and cheerful and such but it's all an act

would do anything for her family, especially her siblings

sees herself a lot in Arlo for what little she's seen of him

and then we have the twins

as stated above, theyre twins

the older one is Sade, and Kallo is idk like two mins younger or smth

theyre both 21

Sade uses they/them pronouns and is nonbinary

Kallo uses he/they and like. he knows he's masculine but he isnt like a man or male

hes keeping his gender unlabeled but sometimes says its homeboy bc he thinks its funny

tbh im not sure what assigned gender at birth i want either of them to be so im just not gonna choose 🤷

both are 6'4 1/2 or sth

the twins are very separated from the rest of the family they want nothing to do w them

they both dont like Mammi

and hate Valerie

Sade wants her dead and if Kallo ever saw her again he'd lunge

they tolerate Luss and don't dislike her but it's not their favorite to be around her

they don't have any feelings towards Arlo

Sade is a fashion designer and occasionally works with Luss, occasionally

Kallo is a mechanic

originally i had him as a surfer dude but i decided not to

the twins live a long long way away from Wellston and the rest of the family and have no intention of ever going back

theyre both closest to eachother obviously

they both have a lot of trust issues (all of them do) and only really trust eachother

again not sure about abilities

might want Kallo to have some variation of his mom's rather than their dads tho, or maybe a combo of both

i think ill keep Sade w a shield variant

also dk abt sexuality 🤷

i feel like at least one of them would be aro or ace tho. maybe like one is aro and the other is ace lol

ok so now that im done w the siblings

mr dad man's name is Vickaius. hes Valerie's brother. not sure if i want him to be older or younger.

he has long yellow hair (usually up in a pony tail) and gold eyes

yes im terrible and am making him an attractive dilf you cant stop me i have no self control

if it makes u feel any better i'll probably make the mom a milf too

anyway

i kinda wanna give him a scar or two and/or an eyepatch

def a god tier. some type of shield ability. i think i want him to be like a 7.1

he/him or he/she not sure what i want

tbh probably bisexual but thinks he's straight for whatever reason

6'5-7 or smth

fun fact he's currently in jail :)

the moms name is Ariella and she has curly hair and blue eyes. im not sure if i want her to have blonde or brown hair

i dont have much to say abt her tbh. not bc i dont care abt her but like. in my arlo fam plot while she is relevant and important she isnt like. you dont need to know about her. if that makes sense

i do know that i want her to be exactly a whole foot shorter than Vickaius bc i think its hilarious

context for post: arlo hcs

other related stuff: [REDACTED]

[wandagcre]

I’m a listener fr but at the same time I’m a professional yapper, I had to cut this down! Like what goes on a dating application!?!? Why am I about to tell you my life story 😭 ADHD brain! Born to call forced to text

Anyways the obsessive 5'10 was me 🫶 I'm also the one turning 21 in February!!

Tallest girl out of my siblings but still shorter than my brothers (I hate them, no man deserves to be 6'4)

I've got a few piercings, only 2 tattoos, and I have plans for more that are based on my favorite shows! Just have to design them!! I love like everything art related ALL FORMS Idc!! And If I could play an instrument I would! But it's so hard like- THE KEYBOARD is kicking my ass

I’m not an animal person but I do have a cat, it’s complicated. We love each other though

And my friends swear I'm funny but anytime we play games like cards against humanity none of mine are picked 🧍 AND I can't play video games to save my life!! Especially not horror games, the screams I've let out?! I'm a sims player through and through

If we were to break up it'll take me at least 2-3 years to get over it, so if you were to "happy birthday" me it would work!! 100% no self respect

this is a cute girlfriend application WAITTT 😭

a listener and a yapper who loves art? and you plan on designing your next tattoos? that is such a good trait for me! and you're so right for saying that men don't deserve shit... you get a bonus point for that hdjshfjs and a keyboard player, wow. was i right tho that you're an aquarius?

the not animal lover but has a cat situation sounds funny to me. it's like being a parent by force? 😭 that's good that you love your cat tho 😾

horror games are so much fun but i understand you with not getting through them. sims is also a classic! do you have a gay couple there?

i respect the honesty with that last line. being an obsessive gf who's down terribly bad would also make me crumble like that...

[calibabii21]

I saw a guy I recently went to college with backpacking through Japan and I miss him? like I was pining after this guy and I realized now that I wanted him so badly and I don't know why because he wasn't very interesting and he obviously didn't like me back but I think I made up this idea of him in my head and when he came up on Instagram (we're still mutuals) I felt that old feeling? idk it's weird plus he's 6'4 and I'm a height whore but like i don't know why I feel like I never really got over him even though there was nothing really to get over. like his birthday had came and went and he didn't tell me or invite me to celebrate and the two times we did hang out, I initiated it. like I really was never that special to him and despite the fact that I didn't really know him I was so taken by him and I feel stupid for it.

honestly every time I hear what a fool believes by the doobie brothers, I think of him. I'm the fool and he's never thought twice about me :/

(think this is from the anonymous confession post I reblogged??)

first off- The Doobie Brothers = automatic banger, but do not beat yourself up.

secondly, honestly dood, we cannot help who our feelings, eyes, brains, and hearts are drawn to. there are so many levels and variants of these things.

there are crushes, there are infatuations, there are unrequited loves that can be products of both.

there are first loves, there are obsessions, there are simply attachments, and the most dangerous one is nostalgic love (or whatever level of feeling it is)- we can't even logically explain or pinpoint why/how/when it all kicked off but it's there.

so point is, allow yourself to feel it, but try not to make decisions reactive to those feelings. if we base *all* our decision making on emotion(s) we will more often than not find ourselves in a pattern of failure.

that's not to say it ends up that way all the time, because sometimes it is necessary- but that is also where wisdom and discernment come into play :))

[the-firebird69]

Watch "Elysium (2013) - Max vs. Kruger Scene (8/10) | Movieclips" on YouTube

His head came off yeah he was inside the robot and it's kind of stupid he wants his brother blow up and then he went to blow them up you can see him blowing up his head comes off again they're in low gravity basically because they're wimps and they don't know how to run it correctly and my husband says you bring a weight with you and you can gauge it with the mechanical scale and that's how you can do it. There are a few more things happening that this is one of the biggest I think my husband and I had something to do with it or JC did or both and the clones went after it or ghwb ran it and they have questions they need answered they're going up there and they're not really playing as that much. Some of the old places are left and all the infrastructure and it has five cameras and spy cameras and we're aware of it and we need it out and we don't need information now that's one reason why they're going up there the other is they want to see what it was for no they want to know if it's real.

Another news he wants me to announce it there's one glass slipper it's really made out of a diamond there's a matching glass slipper and if someone's wearing them and they're the right size and pretty much the same weight and clicks the heels will open a secret chamber in Disneyland and it is for women and it will make a certain sound because of bone density and other things and people don't know about it no they know now and apparently you have to be wearing the tiara. It was reserved for her and he left no she left one shoe to make a point out of what it's really all about and with them they're competing for their lives and with my husband and I we are part of each other and that's what it means it's hard to tell the difference it looks like he took it and he did and she's mad about it and it would look like he's holding part of it because I'm his and he's mine is my little baby. I was a bit bigger when I was calling him baby about 6'4 and he started laughing in space and I said you better stop it and he did and it was funny he's got a sense of humor about it and it looks like a baby lately cuz he's fatter and Ken looks like a real baby and said you regressed and he said how am I going to get out of this ridiculous and everybody started laughing and said this is terrible so the copy what he says and it's fun but for real people are trying to get up there and can't it looks like it's about Mexico but it's really sadly Arabia the place is a disaster already it's Saudi Arabia and Jason is going out there and boy what a dick he is today was awful these people suck so bad they're going to get they're going to get their asses kicked and their number is going to be greatly greatly reduced they're going after all these small ships and they're going to get pummeled and the clones seem to be ready no they're going after them they got a few of them but they have to hold on to them and it's a war now and they're going to be entrenched and it's going to be giving but at least you're going to be fighting them all the time maybe they'll turn a new leaf we don't think so

Hera

We tried to turn a new leaf when we can't this won't help it really we have no evidence about what's they're saying if and we're fighting over the small ships and sure it's going to entrance and we're going to be at war with these clones for real and forever it's because they won't let us have them won't let us arm them and won't let us supply them and they're fighting over them very fiercely for real and hopefully will change our state of mind which is terrible

Trump

We have this dumb s*** routine and it's awful it does nothing and we're wiggling ours away and right now we're getting ready to go attack some buildings of ours it might be a place that we can easily take over by just being there and that's what we like to do

Sarah and yeah just like Britain it just kind of rolled in and people rolled out and they're castles have something to do with programming too one of them has to be the ucaf and he says yeah it's probably the secondary rulership building it says they're all from the same place and it's true but there's a place where they were ordering things to happen and for the air so probably more like towers but the towers also represent the center of the central area because you have lookouts and you have lookouts on the inside so you can see immediately around it

This is actually true and as soon as right too there's an area where they're running aerial stuff and those towers look pretty tall but they're not the tallest in the castle or the highest place they're looking for those now

Thor Freya

And next door to see his son Quincy finds it it's probably true sunk once they find it and it's probably true

Olympus

[thrill-seeker-vn]

Ok, I have a personal question. What are your favourite ROs in other WIPs and why?

Here's the post with my top five:

You can kind of see... a type. I didn't explain why earlier, so I'll explain now :-)

Raelan isn't usually my type. I do like the puppy dog type, but I like the cat type more, you know? It's someone who's incredibly cunning and holds themselves with grace. But Raelan is only a puppy dog type as a front. And it was really fun seeing him turn into such a bastard.

For Damon... he looks super punchable and I love that. It seems a bit of my type is guys that are pretty insufferable. Also, eyebrow scar?? And he loves cats??? Also, black hair?????????? He's irresistable.

D has nice hands and is deathly pale, loves flirting, and it seems like we bicker a lot. Another Damon situation.

Ian... I like confident guys. And he likes art, I mean, and he's supposedly goot at singing, and he has TATTOOS-- how could I resist him. Especially because he calls MC darling????? AND WE HAVE A STRANGE PAST AND HE ADORES ME??? Of course I would fall for him, it was inevitable.

For the Oliver Chen thing... I actually had a crush on a guy with the last name Chen a while ago. He was a year older than me, very tall, very muscular, and he went to my gym. But he had a really stoic attitude, a quite deep voice, and he was quite TALL. And I especially liked him because he was kind without really saying anything... like he would help out the kids, break up fights, and check up on the fighters with food and a small smile. And his SMILE??? since he was usually very stoic, it was always my goal to make him smile or laugh, so I started to crack jokes with him and the fact that when he smiled he crinkled his eyes-- im simping okay forget it. We started flirting and we almost went out, but I thought he was out of my league, and he thought he was out of mine, so I never got the courage to ask him out before he moved to France. He reminds me a lot of Oliver.

[bigwishes]

Hey I am in dire need for some help!

I'm a 6'4 handsome jock, big beefy muscles, a deep baritone voice and got every guy on the team begging to suck my 8.5-incher.

I know this al sounds amazing and fuck yeah it is.. but the last few days I felt weak, not like I was sick or anything, but like my strength started leaving me. I heard a lot about your wishes where people drain their bullies or the jocks of their school. I'm an upstanding person, I have helped go up against bullying even from my teammates, I've helped my younger brother in the gym when he didn't know what he needed to do, even coach thinks I have everything he needs to become state champion this year.

So please save me from loosing all my hard worked size, I don't even know who is doing this to me.

Oh no you're losing muscle?!?!?! well we can't have that. The truth is mate I know exactly what is going on and who is doing it to you. A new student at the college gym always wanted to work out but his parent's never let him, worried it might stunt his growth. He desperately wanted to catch up and asked if I could put everyone in the gym's gains on him for the next week. Nobody noticed but you've got a keen eye and seem to notice what's going on so I tell you what I'll stop this guys wish, tell him to wish for something new and as a reward for being so perceptive I'll make you the new focus of the wish. Get you your gains back from the past few days and give you the gains of everyone who goes to the gym for the next week.

Day 1 was dope as fuck, your muscle felt pumped again, you were no longer tired after lifting and you felt incredibly solid after a workout. You were happy to be yourself again, working towards you goals. As much as you had prided yourself on hard work and being natural you were low key excited for a little magical boost, just a couple pounds of muscle from magic surely would still make you natural, after all the gains being sent your way are still gains worked for, just not gains worked for by you.

Day 2 was even better, whole fuck you were pumped all the time, you probably didn't even need to go to the gym but you wanted to, you loved the gym and didn't want to take the week off because you were getting free gains. After all it was like working double time getting swole, you were excited for the state championships in a few months and to go home and see your brother and show off your gains. The Christmas dinner keeps running in your head of him asking you how you got massive and you just saying diet and exercise. the thought of entering a bodybuilding comp crossed your mind, you were getting huge and its not like you could test positive for roids, and you'd never be tempted by them either.

Day 3 was different, you woke up at 12:01am on the dot and felt an insane pump, it wasn't slow and every lasting like how day 2 was this was fast, like a flood of blood throughout your whole body, like you were being pumped up like a balloon,

You struggled on your bed feeling more and more mass being added to your frame. The growth finally subsided and you passed out.

You struggled driving your car to the campas gym, the seat was uncomfortable and your thighs and swollen up so big you gym shorts felt like they were cutting off the circulation to your legs, maybe you should take the rest of the week off....or maybe ask for the growth to stop now....

Day 4 was a struggle, you had another growth surge in the middle of the night and it really set in just how much mass hundreds of people using the 24 hour gym daily can make. You would be fine to be like this, it'd be awesome and absolute easy win at state championships followed by sponsorships, you could drop out and be paid by supplement companies to simply pose with their products, but you couldn't get bigger than this, anymore size and you wouldn't even be able to get in your car anymore, no, you had to text the genie and ask for it to end early.

Day 5 was hell, you had a growth spurt in the middle of the gym changing room, bringing a whole new meaning to the words "Changing Room" not a single person in there noticed, like the magic was just making everyone thing you were always this big. Your coach had commented on how genetically gifted you were, apparently you had been made to do a random roid test several times and always come back clean, something you had no memory of. Going through old social media posts you saw you were much bigger in high school then you actually were, like the past was changing to accommodate for all this new found size.

Still after today you knew you didn't want anymore, even your best friend stood next to you as your posed your hulking frame in the mirror.

"bro, there is such a thing as too large, slim down for a few months or you'll be off the team for being too slow"

He was right, the new size was impacting your ability to play, one strong and fast you were now just strong, a brick wall no one could get by sure but what was the point it you couldn't chase a guy down or move your arms properly to catch the ball.

Day 6 was spent messaging the genie all day different combinations of "I wish to be smaller" or "please stop the growth now" any phrase you could think of to try to get the genie's attention to stop the growth. What your young mind thought would be cool t first turned into your biggest nightmare, you had outgrown your car and you couldn't even sell it for a new one as last time you got out of it you completely caved in the drivers side by simply shutting the door. You spent an hour walking to the gym, the only thing to clear your mind was lifting weights. During a rest your daily does of growth kicked in, your pecs and traps were swelling so close to your neck you could barely turn your head anymore.

Day 7, the final day of growth. You had become a fucking monster. Lost your place on the team from barely being able to move. You were staving all the time and spent most of your day now shovelling food down your throat as simply waling down the dorm room stairs caused you to burn a whole day's work of calories for any normal guy. You were anxiously awaiting today's growth and spent the whole day locked in your room. Everything around you was destroyed, unable to handle all the strength you had busted most things you touched and your furniture had all collapsed. Cheap college budget furniture could barely hold your weight how you were before all this but now it was just scrap wood and metal on the floor, you couldn't even bend down to pick it up. The whole day passed you buy and you saw the time 11:30pm...any moment now your final growth would happen and then you could figure out how to reverse it, or live with it. You tried to think positively, how awesome it would be to be an absolute monster, how much action you'd get. A deluded lie you told yourself, the truth was after what you did to your care you were terrified to go on a date or out for a hook up, every time you thought about it you could only think about accidently breaking the guys spine, but you'll finally get to figure all this out in just a few minutes, after tonight no more growth, just learning to live with the size. A message appear on your phone, from the genie, maybe he had finally seen your messages, maybe he'll shrink you back to how you were a few days ago, maybe you'd get punished for turning away the gift and turned into a twink....but being a twink would be better than this.

"hey bro, hope you are enjoying all the mass from the guys in the gym, today is gonna be a bit different. I explained what was going on to the original wish maker and he felt shitty and made a new wish, he wanted the nicest guy in the gym to triple in size and well I have decided you're nicest guy! you've been great carrying your team and just being a nice guy in the gym so I dunno how big you are now mate but I hope you always dreamed to be massive. If you've gotten too big from this tell me now and Ill stop the wish but after 11:59pm thats it, it goes through and nothing I can do about it"

You laughed loudly, this was your chance, to get the body from a few days ago, be a massive goliath but not be too big. Thank god. 11:45, still heaps of time. You excitedly went to message back but your phone slipped out you massive hands. Instinctively you went to catch it before it landed on the floor *CRUNCH...you opened your hand to see bits of crushed aluminium and glass slip out your fingers and on to the floor. You stopped, in shock you simply got off your bed and walked to the bathroom mirror. No one had gotten shell shock from breaking their phone before but you just stood in your bathroom, barely big enough for you to fit in and stared at yourself in the mirror. You thought you had become a monster, no, you were a freak, a massive freak of nature but in just a few more minutes, then, then you'd truly become a monster and there was no way for you to stop it now.

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[lolawassad]

The new guys

Part One Part Two

Also please tell me how you feel about the way this fic went, its angsty and idk if u guys like it, if u guys r like boo angst i wont do alot of angst again!!

Five is 5'11 and void is 6'4 (five draco and mattheo are 19 and reader and pansy are 18 and void is 20 like the other boys pansy reader five are 4th years and the rest are 5th years. Yes i know ages and years are supposed to match but this is my story guyss:() h/b is hot beverage bc not everyone is into coffee

Also void his name is stiles and he is Mieczyslaw's twin brother:)

MINORS DNI smut haha mommy kink go brrrr, fluff and angst angst angst

Slytherin gang x reader

3rd pov

After spending a night cuddling with your not offical partners, you get out of bed early because Dumbledore has requested your presence at his office

You get dressed quietly but mattheo still wakes up "y-you leaving us?" he asks softly with a heartbroken tone "you cant fucking leave us, you will never find anyone even close to us" he says with a stern tone

You give him a kiss "i gotta go see dumbledore" you tell him making him sigh in relief "thank fuck, be a good girl put on one of our tops, preferably a sweater its cold" he tells you still whispering and pointing at the clothing pile on your desk, it got hot before you all went to sleep so they took of their clothes leaving them in their underwear

You smile and take off the shirt you had put on and grab the pink sweater pansy had on earlier, you grab a tank top and put it on then the sweater on top tucking both into your skirt, mattheo gives you a thumbs up before pointing at his lips

You walk over and give him a peck before he slaps your ass softly and shoos you off

You walk out of the hufflepuff common room with a smile on your face, when you reach dumbledores office you find two tall guys standing outside it arguing

"lemon drops" you says with a yawn making the doors open, the boys turn to you with wide jaws, their eyes scanning your chubby frame and thick thighs

"morning headmaster" you say while entering the office, he pours you a cup of h/b "goodmorning dear, five, stiles you may enter" professor dumbledore says with sparkles in his eyes

You take a sip of the not too hot beverage and smile "are they new?" you ask making dumbledore nod "yes they are to be sorted today, and they need to be shown around i thought maybe you could do that?" he asks making you nod

"ofcourse i can" you reply "you boys ready to get sorted?" dumbledore asks the boys making them nod

They smirk before walking up to dumbledore who is now holding the sorting hat "five hargreeves" he calls out

The shorter boy of the two sits down "SLYTHERIN" the hat yells out immediately, five smiles

"stiles stilinski" he calls out next, the taller boy sits down the hat starts speaking and you can see stiles talking back "SLYTHERIN" it calls out again

Dumbledore smiles and nods at you "thank you for agreeing to showing them around my dear"

You beam at him before turning to the boys "well lets go!" you say before walking to the door of the office, you go to open it but it opens already

"ah hey princess, what a coincidence" theo says with a smile, the rest of the gang standing behind him all looking smug

Stiles and five walk up behind you "you know we didnt catch your name" five says

"pretty sure she didnt throw it buddy" mattheo spits out

You just ignore the commotion and walk out of dumbledores office "i gotta show them around, be nice, im y/n l/n, im a 4th year hufflepuff" you say with a smile

"if you follow me i can show you the classes, then the way to every common room" you offer, before starting to walk away

"i think the one with the nose scar didnt particularly like us" five speaks up "thats mattheo, he doesnt really like new people" you tell them

After you showed them around you lead them to the great hall, thats now open for breakfast "you can sit with me if you want" you offer the boys

They look at eachother with a smirk "we would love to" stiles answers for both of them

You sit down at the hufflepuff table, the two of them sitting next to you before your seven partners join too

"i see you made some friends" draco says spitting the last word, blaise slaps his shoulder before leaning over the table "hey babydoll" he greets you and pecks your lips "after breakfast wanna meet me in the room of requirements?" he asks making you nod

You introduce everyone and they start talking, you squirming in your seat while blaise keeps staring at you with a smirk

"so.. How does this actually work?" stiles asks looking at the poly couple

Tom smirks "well we are all dating, except fuck face and me, he is my little brother" he says flicking mattheo's forehead making him snarl "ill fucking cuck you if you dont watch out" he spits making pansy giggle "ill cuck you both if you keep snarling"

You bury you're head in your arms "guys public" you squeek out making everyone coo

"i mean ill give it to you guys, very impressive being able to handle a eight person relationship" five says

"oh i mean its just us seven" theo says making your heart drop, ofcourse they didnt actually want you, they only want the sex

You feel someone tap your head and you look up blaise looks at you with smirk before holding a strawberry to your lips "gotta atleast eat something" he says "just be a good girl and eat the damn strawberry, or you'll go over my knee" he says when you just stare at him, you open your mouth and take a bite of the strawberry

Blaise smiles "good girl" he praises before swiping some juice off your lips with his thumb and putting it into your mouth, making you lightly suck on it, before remembering you arent alone and pushing his hand away

"y/n and i are gonna leave" blaise says before walking a bit to the end of the table and then walking up to you, offering his hand to you "byebye guys" you say with a shy smile and grabbing blaises hand

He starts fast walking to the room of requirements, when the door opens he pulls you in quickly

The room is just one big matress cube, he wraps his arms around you and falls down, pulling you with him on top of him

One of his hands settle on the back of your thigh, the other goes to your cheek and he your face down to kiss him

Its then the door opens and blaise stops kissing you sitting up, he places his hand on the back of your head pushing it into the crook of his neck

In walk the others and the new guys, blaise scoffs "was gonna fuck my girl in here but yeah sure just come right in" he says before getting up, his hands on your ass and your legs around his waist

The room changes, on the left side is a bed going from the wall to the other wall, in the middle is a big couch a coffee table and a fire place, on the right there is a kitchen

Blaise rolls his eyes before he starts walking to the couch, he sits on the end of it and makes you straddle him "fuck did you guys want huh?" blaise says annoyed when they join them on the couch

"if you wanna get your dick wet so badly you can just do it, we dont mind" void says with a smirk, his arm wrapped around five

Blaise laughs "and let you see my girl? Dont think so mate"

Draco clears his throat "our girl" he corrects blaise, you burry your head deeper into his neck making blaise coo softly

" 'need you" you whine softly, blaise looks at the others who are now deep im conversation, he slides your panties to the side and unzips his pants, he takes out his cock before sliding you down onto him

"that enough babydoll? You need more?" he asks before softly grabbing your hair and pulling you to face him, your eyes are glossy "how you feeling?" he asks "fuzzy" you confess

The interaction causes the attention to shift to you both "yeah? You want me to make you not fuzzy sweetheart?" he asks before kissing your cheek, you nod your head

He lets out a tsk when he notices everyone staring "what even was it you guys came here for again?"

"some guy with a scar was talking about the little cutie so your partners got pissed off, blondie told him 'hey pottah why dont you screw off before i give you another scar, just like first year'" five says with a laugh "he was scared shitless, anyways he got us kicked out of the greathall"

Blaise scoffs again before he gets up, cock still filling your cunt making you moan, he walks up to the bed before pulling out, he takes off his shoes and then yours before he lays on top of you

He slides back in and starts moving his hips "as much as i love your sounds you gotta stay quiet babydoll, i dont want them to hear your moans"

The others start talking again but pansy gets up and jumps on the bed, she starts kissing you to help you keep quiet knowing blaise is very strict and will have you over his knee if you make any sounds

Blaise his hand goes to your chubby tummy and he starts pounding into you harder, five squirms in his seat making void look at him, void notices his boyfriend sporting a boner and whispers to him "dont worry ill let you play later" making five glare at him "you wish, we both know im more dom then you are"

Lorenzo looks over at his partners on the bed "you should start kissing her throat too, she had a soft spot where her jaw meets her throat" he says while casually palming himself, not caring about the new guys

Tom scoffs and slaps his hand from his cock "babyboy you didnt ask premission, you wanna go over my knee?"

Lorenzo scoffs "they didnt ask premission either" he whines "oh no he asked if he could fuck her this morning when you guys where still sleeping, could him he could if he sucked me off" mattheo says with a smirk, blaisr chuckles "gave him the best blowjob he has ever had" he says before hitting your g-spot

You gasp into pansy's mouth "gotta cum gotta cum" you chant making pansy pull away "gotta ask him if you can"

"s-sir please gotta cum" you moan out softly "go ahead" he says giving you premission, pansy's hand reaches down to play with your clit which resulted into blaise slapping her ass "gotta ask me for premission you fucking brat" he says making her smirk

Her fingers move tight circles onto your clit making your legs shake, you grab onto the sheet and grip them tightly "so good so good, thank you" you mewl before letting go, cumming all over blaises cock

"such a good girl" he praises you before leaning down and kissing your lips softly "can i cum in you babydoll?" he asks, his thrusts getting sloppy

"oh god yes! Fill me up please, stuff me sir" you say making him groan before he shoots his cum into you, pansy removes her hand and kisses both of you

Blaise lifts you up, cock still inside before he sits back on the couch, you cockwarming him

Blaise glares at the new guys seeing both of them sporting boners "you liked watching my girl get fucked?" he spits making you slap his chest "b' nice, sir" you say

"hey hey, im not sir, im blaise yeah?" he asks making you look at him "you there y/n?" he asks making you whine "yes"

Mattheo gets up and stands behind blaise, his hand going to your cheek "daddy" you say excitedly "no baby, im mattheo" he says "come back to us"

The room changes again, the beds gone and now has a big bathtub standing there "lets go take a bath okay baby?" blaise asks making you nod

"you two look the fuck away" mattheo snarls to five and void, they both lift up their hands in defense and look away, blaise quickly undresses you and puts you in the already filled bath before undressing too and getting in

Mattheo scoffs before taking off his suit and folding it up, then getting naked and getting in too, one of his hands immediately goes into your hair pulling you to his chest and caressing your hair, before he pulls blaise into him too "both did so good" mattheo coos

One of blaises hands goes to grope your tits while the other goes back to your cunt, sliding a finger in

Mattheo scolds him "hey, babyboy, shes still sensitive be nice" he says making tom laugh "oh yeah like you didnt fuck her in the tub after taking her"

"hey i knew she could give me one more and she did" mattheo snaps back before licking his lips, his hand grabs yours and places it on blaises cock making you move it up and down

Five starts squirming in his seat again making void roll his eyes and unzip five's pants, and pulling out his cock, pansy subtly watches as void starts touching fives cock

Pansy pulls on theo's sleeve and nods to the two boys. Theo smirks as he and void make eye contact, they break eye contact when they hear a loud gasp

"no no 's too much, sir" you gasp out trying to push blaise's hands away but mattheo grabs your wrists and holds them behind your back "hey, be nice, hes making you feel good" he scolds you, he uses his other hand to tightly grab your hair yanking your head back "let them hear you so they know who you belong to" he whispers in your ear

You mewl "thank you, thank you so much" you say making blaise smile "your welcome babydoll" he says while curling his fingers up into you, hitting your g-spot making you throw your head back even more and your mouth opens in a silent moan

Void is still jerking his boyfriend who is watching the bathtub scene "im gonna fucking cum" he grits out before grabbing void by the hair and pulling his head down to his cock, void opens his mouth and lets five fuck his face "fucking swallow every bit" five demands void before cumming down his throat

Five lets go of voids hair and the elder boy removes his mouth from his boyfriends cock before swallowing and wiping his mouth "such a good boy" void coos making five roll his eyes "ur the good boy"

Your legs start shaking and you come all over blaise's fingers "cant anymore cant anymore" you yelp out making blaise pull away, mattheo softly drops his hands making you fall into him, head nuzzling his chest

"that was so hot" lorenzo says with a smirk "next time you should overstimulate her" he continues resulting in you whining "please dont do that"

Before realising that you arent alone with your partners, you slap blaise his chest and go to speak but he shushes you "they didnt mind, they enjoyed the show, dont worry about it babydoll, i mean look at them" he says before pulling you to face void who is now being sucked off by five

Pansy is sitting next to them looking while theo plays with her cunt, mattheo scoffs "who the fuck said you four could do that? You stop sucking him, you stop touching her" he scolds making pansy and theo shoot apart, but five keeps bobbing his head

"fuck you gonna do about it little boy?" void asks mattheo challenging him, blaise pulls you out of the tub, shielding your body with his and pulls his sweater onto you before he puts on his pants, he lifts you up and sits with you between his legs next to pansy and theo

Mattheo gets out of the tub too wearing a smirk, he walks over fully naked to void and grabs his hair "you really wanna be a fucking brat?" he asks making void smirk aswell "im not a brat, but nice try babyboy" void says grabbing ahold of mattheos hair

You look over at pansy who scoffs quietly, she pulls you up going unnoticed by everyone but blaise who just keeps watching mattheo and void

Pansy pulls you infront of the first before pulling you between her legs, your back against her front, your head falls back onto her shoulder "they probably think they are alpha males" pansy whispers to you making you giggle "totally"

Pansy all of a sudden grabs your legs and spreads them over hers "nono i cant anymore" you say "if you really cant anymore just say red okay baby?" she says

Void bucks his hips up into fives throat and cums, shooting his load down his throat while holding eyecontact with mattheo, when five pulls away he swallows which recieves praise from void

"okay mommy" you say making her bite your neck "good girl" one of her hand goes to your cunt while the other goes under blaise's sweater, pansy rubs her finger through your folds before sliding a finger into your hole making you gasp

The attention turns to the two girls, tom tsks "really? You again didnt ask premission pansy.. Why you being such a brat?" he asks

Pansy sticks out her tongue "im just making mommy's good girl feel even better" she tells tom, theo's eyebrow shoots up "mommy? You have a mommy kink, you never told us that" he says confused

Pansy looks down in shame "yeah well i didnt know until now, little hufflepuff here is the one with parent issues not me" she says making you frown "also werent you guys punishing them? Turn your attention back to them"

A switch flicks in your mind and you push pansy's hand away, you rush to grab your shorts and slide them. On before grabbing your other clothes, then slytherins make sounds of confusion and ask what you are doing but you ignore them to run to your dorm

Five grabs void and jumps infront of you, you have just reached your dorm when they appear making you yelp and almost fall down the stairs but void catches you

"you okay?" he asks making you shake your head "whats wrong?" five asks you

You go to push past them but void tightens his grip on you "talk to us please" he begs you shake your head again before hearing people enter the common room, void lets go off you and you walk to your dorm

The two guys also enter before looking at you expectedly "its just" you start but are cut off by a knock on the door "why the hell is the door locked? Come on y/n please let us in"

"i dont have parents, and pansy saying that made me sad and i like running away from my feelings, also they just use me for sex" you tell them, the knocking continues

You dont reply and just dive into your bed, face first into the pillow "open the door please" pansy begs, void and five look at eachother while biting their lips and sitting down next to you

"we dont have parents either" five confesses "well i mean basically i have a dad and a mom but my mom is a robot and my dad only wanted me and my siblings because we have these powers and he tried to make us into heros, but i ran away, he wasnt a real dad"

"i dont have parents either, i had a dad but he only cared for my geeky twin brother Mieczyslaw, who was daddy's favorite so i just left, five helped me get over the feeling of being lonely, we are here for you" void says before pulling you up and into his chest, five joins the hug

The door slams open by the use of a spell and in storm the slytherin gang, noticing your shaking frame between the two new guys "sweets, i didnt know that would upset you" pansy says sounding upset

You just shake your head before a sob gets out, void's grip on you tightens "dont cry, dont cry" he coos "please dont cry" he begs softly with tears in his eyes too

Five kisses void's forehead and starts swaying them both left to right softly "i got you" he tells you both

The slytherin gang stands there looking helplessly as these guys confort their girl, they feel a weird feeling blossom in their chests

Void and five hold onto you until you fall asleep, five softly lays you down on your bed and tucks you in before kissing your forehead, he takes void back into his arms and glares at the other slytherins "shes your girl but you guys dont know shit about her do you? I mean did you guys even ask her to join your relationship? Bet you guys didnt, what you just stringing the little cutie along for sex?"

"i think you need to leave" void says voice laced with venom "we arent going to let you hurt her like this anymore" he says while five lets go of him and they grab their wands pointing it to the other slytherins

They look at your sleeping form before they walk out, leaving you with void and five "i know we promised we wouldnt do this again" void says "i know.. But its different this time, look at her, she needs us" five says before pulling void into a kiss "we can just be her friends, we dont have to repeat what happened with dolores" five tells void thinking back on the last time they fell for someone else

"i wanna cuddle her so bad" void confesses "cuddles?" they hear you sleepily mumble "yeah cuddles, would you like some, love?" five asks making you sleepily nod

Void gets in behind you and spoons you, five softly pulls your head on his chest before muttering a spell to fix the door

The next day

You are awoken by the door slamming open and yelling, you can feel void get up and five pulls you closer, you then hear void start yelling to and five's hands go over your ears

"shes ours" mattheo yells out "but she isnt because you guys are just using her for sex, i mean you call her your girl and then dont fucking ask her to be your girlfriend? Fuck is wrong with you guys" void yells at him

You bury your head deeper into fives chest and whimper softly, the sound makes everyone stop and turn to you only to notice you and five are gone, they turn to void who just glares at them

Five has teleported you into his and voids dorm, you still cuddled up to him, you are now softly sobbing while five strokes your hair "the sweater smells like them" you mutter out before taking if off

Five covers his eyes before blindly reaching into his unpacked open bag and throwing a sweater at you which you quickly put on

"you covered again doll?" he asks, his hand still over his eyes, you lay your head down on his chest again and nod, his hands both go to your waist and he pulls you to lay on top of him, his arms wrapping around your waist

"i got you" he says pulling you closer, the door softly opens and void walks in being followed by the of the gang

"fuck are they doing here" five demands, void frowns at fives words "sorry, i didnt mean it like that, bub" he says noticing the frown

Void just shakes his head "is all good, bug" he says before also getting in the bed, laying down next to you two

"y/n we are very sorry, we just thought we already where dating cause we sleep in the same bed and we have sex, we care about you okay? And we are sorry for the poor communication, but you shouldve fucking spoken up instead of just running away like a pathetic bitch" mattheo spits out before tom slaps him "dude, no" he says but the damage is already done

You grip fives shirt tightly before tears escape your eyes again. "whatever this was is over" you tell them making them look at eachother "y/n i didnt mean that" mattheo says

"GET THE FUCK OUT" void yells at them, they look at you but you just bury your face into fives chest, they glare at mattheo and walk out

Void jumps up and closes the door

"im so sorry they did that y/n, you arent pathetic" void says while getting on the bed again, his lips connecting to your forehead "you can stay with us for a bit if you want? Its not like we have any classes for a while" five offers making you nod

In the slytherin gang's dorm

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT" tom yells at mattheo, the latter whimpers "did you see how he was holding her? Thats how we are supposed to hold her, not some random little boy, i just snapped" mattheo says

Draco scoffs "i get that, i was jealous too but i didnt call her a pathetic bitch"

"you better make it up to her man" blaise says "i dont wanna lose her just because you ran your mouth"

The next day

You woke up feeling something hard poke your side "is she dead?" void asks while poking you with his magic wand

Five walks out of the bathroom and slaps his hand away "be nice to doll, she is going through shit, keep poking her and ill pull you over my knee" he turns to you and kisses your forehead "its three am, dumbass here gets snacky at that time, is there like a kitchen we can go to?" five asks making you nod

You go to get up but void lifts you bridal style "where is it at?" he asks "fruit painting near the hufflepuff common room, you gotta tickle the pear" you tell them sleepily

Five grabs voids arm and teleports the three of you there, he tickles the pear and the door opens to reveal the slytherin gang "stay here" five says pushing you and void out of sight

"is our girl okay?" theo asks five when he walks in but he ignores him "hi uh can i just have like a picnic basket filled with junk food? And a large jar of black coffee, and some coke?" five asks while squatting infront of a house elf, the house elf smiles and nods before going to make the food

"just.. Just tell us if she's okay please" lorenzo asks, his voice breaking making five melt "she's fine, she's gonna be fine for as long as she sticks with me and void until you guys fix your shit" he snarls

When the house elf hands the basket to him he smiles "thank you, have a nice rest of the night" he says before walking out, mattheo follows him "just tell her im sorry please" he begs making void scoff

"you need to learn to just keep your mouth shut" he snarls before five teleports them away, when you get back into the dorm void drops you onto the bed before he dives into the picnic basket "oh hell yeah twister fries"

Five snickers "fucking fatass" he says affectionately

You giggle at their actions before taking a can of coke, you turn to void "can you open for me? I can never do it" you say with a pout making him laugh "haha so useless" he says jokingly

You gasp offendedly "how rude" you say before the three of you burst out in laughter

Later that day when the slytherin gang walls past the dorm they can hear their girls laugh mixed with the other guys laughter

"we gotta win her back, i dont care if she wants to also date them, she needs to be ours again" tom says

Wanna buy me a coffee?

[hxdonist]

"Better man than me, I rather enjoy complaining to the distinctive lack of anyone listening." It's how he cuts BTs, too, a conversation to dead air that helps mitigate the suffocating silence of his apartment. It used to be conversational, but that almost seemed stranger than bitching and moaning. The other man insists that there's not much looks can tell him about Ikarus- or anyone about anyone else, for that matter, and typically, Ikarus is inclined to agree with him- His appearance is a carefully crafted farce, after all, a sloppy, life-worn ex-corpo in last night's clothes hiding the truth just beneath. He's usually wearing the same amount of neon though, to be fair. "Aw, come on, they had like, 2 good albums before they went mainstream and started courting the adult alt-radio play market." He looks down, tugging the fabric of his shirt forward, a shower of ash cascading from his cigarette to the hem right at that moment. "I also don't remember buying this shirt." Which means he stole it from someone, a common occurrence given the way the Nano Zillas treat Nara Dreamland like a communal house. He shrugs.

It fits, and the holes are minimal. Sometimes that's all that matters.

He's thankful, perhaps, when Malcolm seems to ease up on the 'tough guy' pressure. Ikarus isn't particularly strong, all 6'4 of him smattered with wiry muscle and his talents best suited for sitting around in a netrunning chair. And given the lack of exploitable cyberware any sort of physical scrap was going to end with Ikarus' ass soundly kicked- and that would only make tonight worse. Being forthcoming had its benefits... sometimes. "See I conduct my business in an apartment like, fifteen minutes from here, and do not make a habit of advertising my services in places you can get the same experience without bothering me, but sometimes, an idiot with more money than sense and a very niche fetish decides he's going to inconvenience several people in one day. Me, You, himself, once I get my fidgety fucking hands on 'im." Malcolm looks momentarily stunned to silence, and if Ikarus hadn't just scanned him, he'd assume for a split second that yes, in fact, the other man had suddenly encountered a processing error.

Hell, maybe he technically had.

"Like I said, it's weird shit, of an origin that is clearly homemade, but nothing I should have had to drag myself out of the house for. And if I owe any apologies or favors to the higher ups for this shit, I'll pay my dues." He's good for his word and services, after all- he wouldn't get away with half the shit he gets up to otherwise.

"If I had it my way, I wouldn't be doing this deal here. Trust me. I might not think ahead most of the time, but even I know this was a stupid decision." It gets easier to lie, the more you do it. playing stupid is an artform. A hand meets his own, and Ikarus nods. "Pretty sure I've burned out in the same bar as your brother, here and there. In any case, Thanks for the spark up- and not immediately trying to turn me into a vaguely technicolor pavement smear." His ocular scanner flicks on, sending a particularly angry message to his client for making him wait- before he sighs, throwing his hand up. "Fuck it." He snuffs his cigarette under one well worn boot. "I'm going in at the bare minimum for a drink. I don't like owing people either."

And so the offer's made. "Trade you a round for the light?"

❝ not often. ❞ the answer to the question is just as flat as it is swift and anyone who didn't know malcolm ( such as the gentleman standing opposite him now ) might assume him a liar for how abruptly he shuts down the notion. but the honest to goodness truth? he really doesn't. see, malcolm is about as much of an open book as the audubon — you may get a glimpse beyond the surface, sure, but only one that has been chosen for you. pre-selected. he keeps his details sealed away, locked and guarded. beyond the occasional gripe to his brother — more often than not, about his own behavior — malcolm seldom shares his complaints. but particularly not with strangers ; what are they meant to do with his burdens? his expression does not falter even a twitch at the younger man's incredulous reaction to his reminder. malcolm stands by what he said. ❝ i've been 'round the block enough now t'know ye canny assume to judge anybody on looks alone. what's yer outfit got to tell me yer capable of, outside o' maybe listenin' to trash bands? ❞

the fact that ikarus bothers to explain himself at all is enough to encourage malcolm to cool it on the offensive a bit ; he's still wary as he would be of anybody else loitering outside of the club, but he takes a step back, spares enough attention to his cigarette to flick away several centimeters' worth of smoldering ash he's wasted. a long drag fills lungs with the deliciously acrid burn of nicotine. malcolm blinks at icarus through a cloud of smoke. ❝ isnae conductin' yer business directly outside of — and still on the property of, mind you — another establishment exactly the definition' of solicitin' anyhow? ❞ there's a brief pause and, for a moment, one could almost be convinced the enforcer had his own cyberware enhancements for the nearly visible gears turning behind a slate gaze. he chooses to ignore the morbid images evoked by a casual comment ( violence may run hot in his veins, but that doesn't mean he enjoys when it is gratuitous ) but — ❝ pool toys and toes? ❞

malcolm shakes his head. ❝ already told ye my thoughts on yer looks, it don't matter. listen, i've seen ye 'round here, ikarus, i know yer not startin' any trouble— ❞ just as much a statement as it is a warning, but there's no real heat behind it. he suspects there doesn't need to be. ❝ ―but would ye be so kind as t'keep yer dealin' with the degenerates from the deep end away from this particular doorstep in the future? canny be good for business ― for the hens, ye figure, their peace o' mind ― having creeps treat it like a porn post box. ❞ and look, malcolm understands the irony of his statement given the very pleasure heaven's night purveys, but he'll argue there's a difference between that and kinky bootleg braintrips. ❝ yer clown's got a problem with it, ye can tell 'im mac said so. ❞ there's another pause as malcolm takes a drag from his cigarette ; longer this time, he begins exhaling the smoke through flared nostrils partway through as he reaches for the other's hand. ❝ i'm mac. ❞