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popillia 1 year ago
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My attempt at making an Amazing Digital Circus oc 馃
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official-penis-posts 4 months ago
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adding to previous anon (knee length dick) how the hell does it fit in his pants. Like what does it look like. Does it look like he stuffed a cucumber into his pants leg???? I'm scared honestly
Best hope he鈥檚 not a grower!
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futturmangamez 6 months ago
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I wish I had a pet kirby!
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firedragon1321 3 months ago
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OP don't think you can just shove this in the corner and get away with it.
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Light answers a tough question
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pocketss 1 month ago
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a sluge 馃様
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skipppppy 3 months ago
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So there鈥檚 a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i鈥檓 from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here鈥檚 bri鈥檌sh Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It鈥檚 chewsday innit
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edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it鈥檚 the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 馃様馃挃
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blorbocedes 2 months ago
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Bi-donna you moved me
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climbingthefloors 2 months ago
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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world
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andisupreme 2 months ago
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
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puppyeared 3 months ago
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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siorca 3 months ago
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this is so fucking funny I love sharks
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sabrebash 6 months ago
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The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)
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inbabylontheywept 4 months ago
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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cordspaghetti 5 months ago
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
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kurocrow 3 months ago
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for that Miku trend on twitter! lets go india 馃敟馃敟
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