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Currently dying of boredom at work. Please save me 🥺
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double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image
#accidentally sending hole and pole to the billing department of this filtration company... my worst nightmare#teddyposting
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goddd i just know that tim never takes off that fucking necklace. and you know bear doesn't have that much money so tge necklace was kinda cheap and it wasn't anything the bear meant for tim to wear regularly it was just like a keepsake y'know? wear it on a date or a nice outing. maybe when they're both home together. but tim is practically feral over it. like straight up refuses to take it off. it's turning his neck green at this point and everybody is soo done.
#bruce who's allergic to anything under $10000000 breaks out into hives everytime he sees it#bruce trying not to gag: sweetheart what if we replaced it? bernard wouldn't even know!#tim: if you try to replace my necklace i will leak that video of you pole dancing at the penguin lounge#bruce who's had worse things leaked: do it#tim 'backup plans for my backup plans' drake: i will send talia a compilation of you drunkenly rambling about how much you love her#bruce: .... okay you win#dick gets it#your first gay relationship does that to you#bear is a little worried tho#🐻: you know you don't have to wear it right? you could take it off#tim trembling and shaking: you don't want mw to wear it? 😢#🐻 immediately caving: no no! wearit as long as you want!!#dude even ra's gets in on it#ra's going over his master plan: so you see detective i will then- what the fuck is going on with your neck#tim seething cause he can hear his siblings laughing at him over the comms: shut the fuck up#dc#bernard dowd#tim drake#timber#timbern#could not stop thinking about the ra's scenario yesterday. kept making myself laugh
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Toecuff Trapped 122
#trapped#barefoot#stuck#toes#bare soles#feet#chained#no escape#toecuffed#toecuffs#pole#pole dance#kept#captive#like wtf#send help#please help#help#I can’t get out
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If you feel like you need "permission" to do something in fandom, this post is for you!
Something I've noticed a lot of in this fandom is that people hesitate so much to do so many wonderful things they want to do because they feel like they need someone else's "permission" in order to do it.
Understandably, there was a HUGE history of people dog-piling, harassing, and bullying people for doing things that were not explicitly approved by either the creators or the fandom at large. I am so happy that the tumblr fandom in particular has moved away from that horrible time, but the effects it had on people still linger, even beyond things that "weren't allowed."
So if you need permission to do something you've been thinking of doing, I'm giving you permission. 💕
Do you have an idea for a fan event but you need someone to tell you that you can? I'm telling you right now that not only can you start that fan event, but you will do a great job AND people will love it.
Do you have an idea for a fanfiction but you're worried that people won't like it? I'm holding your face gently and promising you that there is an audience for everything and if absolutely nothing else, you deserve to make that fic.
Do you have a headcanon that directly conflicts with common headcanons in the fandom? I support you having that headcanon. YES, even if other people dislike or even hate that headcanon. YES, even if some people are upset about that headcanon. It's their job to avoid that headcanon then-- it's not your job not to have it.
You deserve a space to be heard, to make your creations, to hold you headcanons. Anything that brings you joy, amusement, euphoria, validation, healing, catharsis, anything that you find interesting or enjoyable, you deserve to engage with it.
I promise you are capable. I promise you are not doing anything wrong. I promise you are not hurting anything.
Whatever you thought about while reading this post? I am giving you permission to do it.
#I just saw another person on a discord saying they couldn't do something because they'd never done it before#You don't need to be good at something to try it#What you love doesn't need to be popular to be valid#If you still feel like you need permission to do something specific literally send me an ask and I will tell you you can do it#I love fandom *so much* it's by biggest hobby and biggest source of joy#it hurts my heart that people are afraid to be great.#We're all here because we're full of love. Your love is not worth less than anyone else's just because they're more talented or popular#idk if this post will even reach the people it needs to reach but just like.....#GAH!! FOR ME!! PLEASE!! Create that thing you wanted to make!!#I don't even care if I personally wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole!! I WANT you to make it!!!
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Oh. It’s 5:30am and I’ve not slept. Thanks for keeping me horny tumblr and not letting me go to bed
#I may have came but I’m still all horned up#🥴#please send through ✨art✨ for my morning wank when I wake up#I’m going to bed#but I’d like so much for my mouth when I wake#both ends#by the gods#send hole and pole#leaking or creaming even better#not strictly necessary but you know#👀#👅#time zones
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arrowmclaren throwing it back with the no. 6 retro tones. 🎨⏮️
#helmet too sexy#i’ll be thinking about her forever#callum ilott#indycar#arrow mclaren#indy 500 2024#*#we’ve got another practice session in about an hour#fast twelve at 3 est and then somebody gets bumped ☹️ and thennn we go for pole!#they didn’t send callum for another try yesterday so he’s starting p15 next weekend eeeep
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I hear this is what happens when you get into learning about ocean exploration: you start falling in love with ships
this post brought to you by fans of Arctic/Antarctic exploration ships the Erebus and the Terror
#experiencing it for myself#I love you Wikipedia#the terror#the way they both left their marks for better or for worse on both poles#the way their incredible success in the Antarctic doomed them to their horrific fate in the Arctic#the fact that the Antarctic voyage was done completely under sail and was the last exploration voyage to be done as such?#the way I want to draw irrational lines#between these missions and the hubris of refitting these ships with modern engine technology then sending them to their catastrophic fates
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Post pole!!!
I must not post pole… pole is the blog-killer…
I don’t even want to be blurred…
I could never face her again if I told her I got her big money picture blurred just to post pole…
#sheesh you top a guy oneeeee tiiiiiimmmmeeee… sir this is an ass blog we don’t serve pole here… mostly…#and turn the mirror inward where’s your schmeat!!!#I need reference material I can point to and be like not only could I take that but I took it with beauty and grace 😩✨#my personal pride as a bottom… anyways I’ll send you something eventually daddy is busy finishing persona 3 mwah mwah
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Look how cute and excited these two are for their boys-only fishing trip! Aren't they just darling?
#perry mason#paul drake#i love when we just get to see them driving around#the fishing poles sticking up behind paul are such a good touch#and his little finger point in the last gif sends me!#and y'all know i love unbuttoned perry#tcot scarlet scandal
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oh...that's not
#misha...#hes the one sending those emoji texts#🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick#it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole#and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy��🏼COCK=D💦?? S#youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve go#and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼
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Tetherball is a game played with a volleyball tethered to a pole by a length of rope. Two players stand on opposite sides of the pole, and try to wind the tether all the way around the pole by sending the ball in "their" direction- either clockwise or anticlockwise.
#there was one of these at the ymca when I was little#I never played it properly to me that pole is a weapon for sending a ball into someones face at mach fuck you#tetherball#playground games#ball games
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personally i'm obsessed with your headcanon that quint is a superfan of moby dick and i'd love to know more about why you think he connects to the story so much
It mostly started as kind of a joke when I read about a scrapped scene in Jaws (which never came to be filmed) of Quint watching Moby Dick in a theatre and laughing maniacally at Captain Ahab's speech. I thought it was a funny concept so I decided to incorporate it into my own personal Jaws lore. And then I actually took the time to read Moby Dick and went, "Huh. Neat."
If you think about it, Jaws is fairly reminiscent of Moby Dick. Not so much so that I would consider it a retelling, but just enough that it's obvious that Peter Benchley (and probably Steven Spielberg too to some extent) took inspiration from it. Quint himself is similar to Captain Ahab, and the ending of Jaws (particularly the novel) has a lot of similarities to the ending of Moby Dick.
All that being said, it just makes sense to me that Quint would relate to Moby Dick to some extent. Quint himself is a seafaring individual -- one that most likely came from a family of even more seafarers and was introduced to the book at a relatively young age (either through a family member or someone he knew growing up). It was definitely something that grew on him over time though, rather than immediately after his first reading of it. The more life fucked him up, the more Quint came to appreciate Moby Dick and understand it. I also have this moderately fucked up headcanon that Captain Ahab was initially Quint's least favorite character when he was young -- so much so that he was moderately terrified of him -- only for Quint to later end up becoming Captain Ahab in a way.
#this is not my best hc explanation at all whatsoever so if you still have any more questions about this or need any clarification#feel free to send it my way#but i hope this at least kind of(?) explains my thoughts on it#i also have a hc that brody likes moby dick as well mostly so that he and quint have another thing in common to talk about#like he won't touch large bodies of water with a 39 1/2 ft pole but he'll read about other men going in the water lmfao#jaws#jaws 1975#quint#quint jaws#headcanons#asks#skootur text post
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Heheheeh
“I’m a professional baby! I’m actually pretty good at it! It’s a great sport. And good for my job! But still have mad respect for the sport..wish i had time to actually join a championship.”
#hazbin hotel#angel dust#hazbin angel dust#roleplay#rp#rp request#rp finder#hazbin hotel ask blog#hazbin rp#send asks#pole dance#pole dancing sport
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havent watched tommys video in full yet but from everything ive seen i think he was incredibly based and deserves $100000 for every joke he makes at dr**ms expense
#moondrop.txt#tommyinnit#also . unfortunately#dreamwastaken#for the girlies who wouldnt touch this groomers name with a 10 foot pole#as an ex dream stan everything this man has done since the grooming allegations has been nothing but literal jokes#so it felt really cathartic to see tommy airing out the same sentiments as i had on this piece of shit ^_^#also for any dream stans who wants to send me threats of any sort . my anons are Not on ^_^#if you want me to kms youll say it to my face with your own fucking name attached ^_^
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RIP to everyone who's been sucking neilman's toes for the past,,, 6 years on twitter over him making a mostly-OK TV show and posting queerbait after the fact ig
#This is why i didnt want a TV show more popular than the book TBH I knew the franchise as a whole was just gonna#from then on out be irrevocably intertwined with the celebrities who made it n stuff and not.#well when it was book-only we had zonkers discourse but at least we weren't:#on 'let's look for reasons to discredit SA victims because we like a TV show' levels of fandom#stop idolizing the ppl who make things you like. im sorry#also this is why I thought it was a bad idea to make s2 banking on the fact that you'll get a s3. LMAO. sorry#Not turning on reblogs for this one chat LMAO#I look back over my shoulder at my legacy (the good omens fandom) and it turns to salt like Lot's wife#RIP guys not going near that fandom with a 10ft pole again. sorry. LMAO#if you're about to send me an overly aggressive anon for no reason. consider this: dont.
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