#or on the other hand you think u r getting destieled

[wienners]

love and light and peace on earth but did you guys actually think grimmons was going to be canon like fr

[river-bottom-nightmare]

relationship dynamics

because i felt like it

Birdflash: Their relationship dynamic is like the cutest thing ever. “I’ve noticed that we’ve slowly begun to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance.” Have done the spiderman kiss and will continue to do the spiderman kiss. SO. MANY. PUNS. They’re CONSTANTLY in a pun war. In a drive thru: “Hey can you tell the guy in the car behind me that he’s cute and I’ll pay for his drink?” “Um….okay sir.” “Your total is $10.59. Also the guy in front of you said, um, he said to tell you that he thinks you’re cute and he’ll pay for your drink.” “*rolls eyes with a fond smile* that’s my husband, he thinks he’s romantic,” but the best part is that it works for either one of them. Birdflash Culture is the word “babe.” If you don’t think they had a bubble machine at their wedding then you’re lying to yourself. Eating junk food whenever and wherever they want,. “Oh my god just get in the fucking blanket fort already.” Where you go, I go. SO MUCH FOOD OH MY GOD ALL THE FOOD SO MUCH FRIGGIN FOOD. Police/crime lab aesthetic bc I have a headcanon that they’ both work with the police department (Dick’s a detective, Wally’s the lead CSI). Photo booth strips. Them being impressed by each other all the time. F R E C K L E S. Stopping halfway through the middle of sex because they just realized something about Star Trek season 3 episode 8 and they really need to pull it up on the tv to make sure they’re right. Re-enacting fight scenes from martial arts movies in the living room of a tiny apartment. Have i mentioned the babe thing because they toss around the word babe all the friggin time, not baby that’s gross, just plain babe along with bro and dude those three are interchangeable. “I called shotgun infinity when I was twelve.” The glass is always half full. Them playing video games at home eating pizza counts as a “date” but also they’ve been doing the same thing for years.

Jayroy: “don’t worry I know what I’m doing” “not even god knows what you’re doing.” Sharing cigarettes. Desperate messy kisses. Constant fast paced insult war that you can’t keep up with if you’re not quick witted enough. “My family had to put up with me but you? You’re the idiot who chose me as a best friend.” pet names galore but like edgy ones not gross sweet ones (my personal favorite is jaybird bc it’s awesome and also canon), very very kinky sex, will murder rapists and drug lords in the most painful way possible without giving a solitary fuck but will go to a nursing home the next morning and be as respectful as possible to the elderly. Tattooossss. Baseball hats. Say “fuck you” as “I love you.” Hair ties everywhere. m u s c l e s.

Timkon:  Classic love story. Like, switch one of their genders and you’ve got a old school romance movie in the making. Photo shoots with a pride flag and merch. Pictures in frames of kisses on cheeks. Tim wearing Kon’s clothes to the point where practically his entire wardrobe except for his fancy clothes and red robin suit consists solely of Kon’s stuff. The Neighborhood vibes. Holding hands on a date at the carnival. Pride bracelets and pins. 90s vibes. Kind of the type of Destiel feeling where you can’t really have Destiel without also having Sam being the overenthusiastic shipper/supportive brother? That but with the rest of the Core Four. Polaroid pictures. Gay and Tired. Flannel + Leather + Denim. they go on dates with other people (before they realize they’re in love) and spend the entire time talking about their other half. Skateboards. A high school romance.

Damijon (aged up obviously):  constant constant constant bickering and arguing, like we’re surpassing married couple status here. “I’m older” “I’m taller” starts out as a biting insult, falls into teasing joke, then becomes something they say with a mischievous fondness and an inside-joke smile. Country + Pop Taylor swift songs. Wandering together through the city. "Be kind to animals or I’ll kill you.” Sitting on the roof together. Kryptonite blades that Jon trusts no one except Damian to wield. “I hate you” “happy to hear it” turning into another inside joke. Sleepovers. Never growing up. “I trust you with my life unconditionally but I do not trust you to get my order right remember the time you betrayed me and everything I ever stood for?” “Oh my god dami I forgot the sauce onCE.” Don’t lie to yourself, habibi is totally a thing. Damian wearing Jon’s varsity football jacket over dark colored/black turtleneck shirts. Damian sketching Jon either late at night in the light of the moon or early in the morning by the light of the sun. Classic dark vs Light. Running down the street tugging the other behind you while holding hands. Red converse + Combat boots. TEAMWORK. “Clark, your son is annoying, loud, clumsy, entirely too tall, hopelessly optimistic, and way too naive. I trust him with every cell in my body.”

[perlukafarinn]

Ooh! Love your work! What about soul mates, time loop, & misunderstanding for Destiel?

The alarm rings and it takes a moment for Dean to orient himself. He sits up, rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand as he blearily takes in the room. They’re in a motel just outside of Alamosa, on their way back home after working a case. Sam’s sleeping in the next bed over and Cas…

Cas is nowhere to be seen.

Dean sits up and checks his phone. No messages. He shoots off a quick ‘where r u’ at Cas and gets up, looking around the room. No notes or anything to indicate where Cas might have gone.

“Sam,” Dean says.

Sam turns over in the bed and grunts in acknowledgment.

“Did you see Cas leave?”

Sam opens one eye. “No. He’s gone?”

Dean looks down at his phone again, as if he might have received a message in the past minute without noticing. “Yeah.”

“Maybe he went out for breakfast?”

That’s a possibility but Dean still doesn’t like that he left without letting them know. Cas has been better lately about checking in and not leaving without so much as saying goodbye. He’d been planning on going back to the bunker with them. Dean was gonna take him out to play pool and he’d been excited about it.

Dean sighs. Cas probably has gone out for breakfast and he’s worrying over nothing. Still, to be sure, he decides to call.

Cas picks up on the second ring. “I’m on my way.”

He hangs up before Dean can get a word in. He looks at his phone, annoyed and a little offended.

“Everything okay?” Sam asks.

“…I guess so.”

Dean stares at the phone for a couple of seconds more, then puts it down and heads to the bathroom for a shower. 

They go through their morning routine and both are up and dressed by the time Cas shows up, looking a little grumpy but otherwise fine.

“Where were you?” Dean asks as soon as he walks through the door, even though he promised himself not to make a bigger deal out of it than he already has.

“I was taking care of something,” Cas answers without looking at him.

Dean waits a beat. “…Wanna elaborate?”

“A witch and a cherub.”

Dean blinks. He looks over at Sam, who seems as surprised as he feels. “Wait, what? You found a case here? We’ve been in town for like ten hours!”

“We’ve been here thirty-two days,” Cas says, as if that makes any kind of sense. Dean wracks his brain but nope, all he can remember is arriving in town late last night and heading straight for the motel.

Sam is quicker on the uptake. “We were stuck in a time loop? Like-”

“Like the one Gabriel trapped you in, yes,” Cas says, with the weary air of someone repeating themselves for the fiftieth time. Or thirty-second, as the case may be. “It wasn’t targeted at us. A witch cast a powerful spell in order to prevent her soulmate from dying, with the assistance of the cherub who brought them together.”

“And that took us thirty-two days to figure out?” Dean can’t help asking.

Cas grimaces. “The cherub was under the witch’s protection, I couldn’t sense him. And once we were on his trail he… distracted us quite successfully.”

Dean snorts. “Meaning someone got an ass full of arrows?”

“Yes,” Cas says, looking at him for the first time since he entered. “You did. Multiple times.”

Oh. Dean feels his cheeks grow warm, not helped when he sees that Cas is also blushing. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened which is good, because Dean is apparently enough of an idiot to let a freaking cherub get the drop on him.

Dean clearly got hit by the cherub’s magic and went straight for Cas. It’s a lot of work to make a person fall in love after all, but if someone’s head over heels already then it wouldn’t take more than a nudge. In Dean’s case, he feels like a light breeze blowing in the right direction might have been enough.

“I didn’t… do anything weird?” Dean asks, by which he means ‘tell me I didn’t try to molest you’.

“…No,” Cas lies, unconvincingly.

Dean doesn’t wanna call him out on it. He feels sick thinking about all the things he could have done that he doesn’t remember, everything he might have said to Cas.

“Well, I’m sure you’re itching to get out of here,” he says, shooting Cas a half-hearted smile that he doesn’t see because he’s once again looking anywhere but at Dean. “Let’s hit the road.”

Dean expects the next few days to be awkward. What he doesn’t expect is for Cas to avoid him altogether, so successfully that even though they’re both in the bunker they don’t run into each other once in over a week.

First, Dean is relieved. Cas keeping his distance means he doesn’t have to keep being reminded that he may or may not have molested his best friend while under a love spell.

Then, he’s pissed. Whatever happened didn’t actually really happen, so Dean shouldn’t be getting punished for something he never even did. 

Finally, he’s hurt. Is Cas gonna keep avoiding him forever? Was whatever Dean did so bad that it has irreparably damaged their relationship? Would there be anything Dean could say to make things better, even if Cas did stick around to listen?

He goes back to being pissed. It’s easier to handle.

About three weeks later, Dean finally manages to corner Cas in the library late one night.

“How long were you planning on avoiding me?”

Cas’ shoulders go stiff. He returns his book to the shelf, turning around to face Dean with a contrite expression. He’s still not looking Dean in the eye, though.

“Dean, I-”

“Because it’s bullshit! If I did something, then just tell me and I’ll apologize and we can get over it.” Dean crosses his arms. “But I didn’t even do anything in the first place, so letting me stew like this is really crappy.”

“I didn’t mean to… let you stew,” Cas says. “What happened wasn’t your fault.”

“Then why the disappearing act?”

Cas stares off to the side for a while. Dean watches him silently, waiting for the answer. He’s not gonna let Cas get away with not talking here; he can do this all night if he needs to.

“I didn’t want you to hate me,” Cas finally says, voice small.

Dean blinks, confusion cutting through his anger. “What - why would I hate you?”

“I’m sorry.” At long last, Cas actually looks at him, eyes big and sad, and Dean finds himself wishing he hadn’t. “You deserve to know.”

He raises one hand, bringing it to Dean’s temple. Dean draws in a sharp breath, hit with vertigo as his surroundings change in a flash. They’re back in that motel room in Alamosa, and Dean startles when he sees another Cas standing by one of the beds. He looks over at the Cas next to him, but he’s surveying the scene with a stormy expression.

Suddenly, another Dean enters as well. The other Cas turns to him.

“Dean, what is it? You asked me to meet you here, but-”

That’s all other Cas gets out before other Dean is on him, kissing him like a man possessed. Dean averts his eyes uncomfortably, feeling like an asshole for pressuring Cas on this. If this is what he had to deal with, multiple times, it’s no wonder he doesn’t wanna be around Dean anymore.

He’s about to apologize when a noise catches his attention. It’s a muffled groan, low but unmistakable, and Dean turns his attention back to the scene unfolding before them in shock as the other Cas starts kissing other Dean back, grabbing his jacket and hauling him in even closer.

“Dean,” other Cas breathes as they part. “What…”

“I love you,” other Dean says, easy as anything, and Dean’s chest hurts to hear it. He can count on one hand the number of times he’s said those words and it’s never been easy, not like this. 

Other Cas is staring at him like he’s never seen anything so wonderful. “Dean. I love you, of course I-”

Other Dean cuts him off with a kiss, and suddenly they’re frozen. Dean turns back to Cas, who gives him a wry look.

“It went on for a while before I figured out what had happened,” he explains.

“Cas…”

“I’m not done.”

The scene changes. They’re still in the motel room, but Cas is again the only person actually there. Dean watches himself enter again, watches himself kiss Cas and tell him he loves him.

He watches as Cas lets him do it all, even knowing that he’s under a spell. He stops after one kiss this time, knocking Dean out with a finger to his forehead and placing him gently down on the bed.

The scene rewinds.

Dean enters again, Cas looks ready for him this time. He still lets Dean kiss him, lets him tell him he loves him before knocking him out again.

Rewind.

Enter. Kiss. I love you. Lights out.

Rewind.

Dean looks over at Cas, who is staring at their doubles with a pained kind of longing in his expression.

“Stop it,” Dean says. “Please.”

The memory fades away, and they’re back in the bunker.

“You didn’t do anything wrong,” Cas tells him. “I was the one - I violated you. I knew you wouldn’t have done that in your right mind but I let you anyway because I wanted to believe-” He cuts himself off, looking angry. “There’s no excuse.”

Dean swallows. “It was just a kiss,” he says weakly.

“I should have told you, but I was weak. I didn’t want you to hate me.”

And Dean knows maybe he shouldn’t be, considering how upset Cas looks, but he’s so fucking relieved. 

“You’re a moron,” he says.

Cas look sharply at him. “What?”

Dean leans in, cupping Cas’ cheek and tugging him in for a kiss. Cas goes stiff against him, letting out a sound that almost sounds wounded. When Dean pulls away, he can see that he’s raised one hand but kept it at bay, as if he wants to touch but is afraid he isn’t allowed.

“There.” Dean smiles, looking Cas right in the eyes and hoping that he can pick up on everything Dean can’t bring himself to say. “A kiss for a kiss. We’re even.”

Cas stares at him, eyes wide. He doesn’t respond for a long moment, and Dean is beginning to think he made a mistake when he finally talks.

“It was twelve kisses.”

He sounds hesitant and hopeful all at once, and Dean feels the last knot of tension loosen in his stomach. He steps closer, bringing their bodies flush together, a shiver running down his spine when Cas tentatively puts a hand on his hip.

“Is that so?” he asks, warm and low. “Guess I’d better get on that.”

Cas meets him in the middle this time.

[justanotherboyinblue]

Greek Myth Asks

by @wonderbreadwoman and @spidcrsman

GODS: Life

Zeus: What’s your name or nickname?            Knox, which gives you K and Knoxy ig lmao

Hera: Where are you from?            Michigan born and raised, unfortunately

Athena: How old are you?                 No<3

Hephaestus: When is your birthday?                        February 26th

Aphrodite: What’s your relationship status?                   Complicated. I’m polyamorous so...available? lol

Poseidon: What are your pronouns?                    he/him

Dionysus: Are you and extrovert or an introvert?                   ambivert 

Demeter: Do you have any pets?                   oh Boy do i. one dog and nine cats

Apollo: What kind of music are you into?              absolutely everything. corpse and rare americans are my favs

Artemis: What do you first notice about new people?                 appearance wise, hair, otherwise it’s body language i suppose, what your pose is/are you using your hands to talk/do you look relaxed

Hades: What’s a big fear of yours?                physical? spiders. hate em. otherwise abandonment, neither unique 

Ares: What’s a big pet peeve of yours?             Crumpled Dollars I Hate Them So Much

Hestia: Where do you consider home?               for the longest time it was in my church basement, where youth group is held but right now i don’t suppose i have one

CREATURES: Lasts

Pegasus: Last movie you watched?                   baby driver, 100/10 would recommend 

Mermaid: Last tv show you finished?                  ooo good question, i think legend of korra? 

Centaur: Last book you read?                 the body in the library by Agatha Christie, it was So boring

Siren: Last song you listened to?             currently listening to time adventure by Rebecca Sugar on loop 

Gorgon: Last thing you ate?                apple fritter 

Cyclops: Last time you cried?                  like teared up or Cried cried. 1 is at the poem i reblogged and 2 is two nights ago because people Suck<3

Minotaur: Last time you were truly happy?                  uh. shit. two nights ago before things went south 

Sphynx: Last text you sent?                making fun of my friend for going to public school 

Chimera: Last call you made?                  i genuinely Cannot remember i dont make calls almost ever 

Griffin: Last thing you did before going to sleep last night?              drank water? i think

Nymph: Last dream you remember?                last night and it was a Destiel dream. it was adorable

Satyr: Last time you couldn’t stop laughing?             it’s been a long time since i laughed like that, i dont remember 

HEROES: Experiences

Heracles: Have you ever had a dream come true?                   literally or figuratively Be Specific With These Questions Op also idk

Theseus: What is your worst regret?                  i was 13 and i felt so alone and i did really stupid things to feel loved

Perseus: Have you ever been arrested?                  nope

Cadmus: Have you ever had your heart broken?                 HAH                  ..yeah

Achilles: Have you ever had to be hospitalized?                 nope

Actaeon: Tell about a memory you wish to forget.                   omegle video chat. need i say more

Bellerophon: Have you ever passed out?                          nope. im very boring lmao

Agamemnon: What is an achievement you’re proud of?                         moving forward 

Oedipus: Have you ever been in love?                 many times. some more than others

Jason: Have you ever travelled abroad? Where?              oh jeez no

Atlanta: Have you ever stood up for someone else?               every chance i get

Hippolytus: Tell an experience you will never forget.                       love. true love. i’d never felt like that and i don’t think i will again                         i miss them, even after this long. i still love them and ill never stop

MAGICAL ITEMS: Favorites  

Trident: Who are your favorite people?                 i only have one real friend honestly, A. love her to death

Lightning Bolt: What are your top three favorite movies?                            the dark knight, the losers, and the a-team

Sun Chariot: What is your favorite mythological creature?                        how dare you make me pick a favorite child.......dragons

Lyre: What are your top three favorite songs?            u h the soulmate song by Carson James Argenna, time adventure by Rebecca Sugar, andddd miss you by corpse. for now anyway

Caduceus: What is your favorite color?                     soft warm yellows, cool pale blues, purple almost as dark as black

Aegis: What is your favorite book or series?             the fnaf og series or the o’malley series

Scythe: What is your favorite tv show?                 fuckkkkk idk man im really diggin hannibal rn

Bident: What is your favorite way to spend free time?                 music and art

Harpe: What are your top 3 favorite places?               any water. literally anything. please i miss swimming

Cornucopia: What is your favorite place to eat?                        deluca’s omg their seafood pizza is to Die for

Winged Sandals: What is your favorite thing to do when you hangout with your friends?                             laugh

Golden Fleece: What is your favorite animal?                             any and all cats ever

PLACES: Goals and Wishes

Olympus: Describe your dream job.                   recently i’ve been really thinking about tattoo artist. idk man

Tartarus: What’s a short term goal you hope to achieve?                  having a bf. that’s it. im lonely. 

Underworld: Describe your dream vacation.                       W a t e r

Styx: How would you like your life to look like in 10 years?          happy. warm. preferably with a cat and someone i love away from here

Athuna: If you could live anywhere in the world for the rest of your life, where would it be?                 Not In America

Sparta: Do you have a bucket list? If so, what’s on it?              i reeeeeeeeeeeally want to see a krampus run at Least once. germany here i come babey

Elysium: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?                 earthbending. that would be Awesome. or shapeshifting bc obvi

Ogygia: Describe your dream husband/wife/life partner?                kind

Troja: What is the craziest thing you wanna do before you die?             i’d love to sit in the passenger seat of a racecar on the track

The Labyrinth: Have you ever died and came back to life as a vampire?                           hahahah what no ofc not what a weird question

Delphi: Are you currently doing anything to pursue your dreams?              im trying to draw everyday, and just hang in there honestly

[demonsofhunting]

"An angel's wings" aka a very fluffy destiel one shot

Summary: ( if such a short thing even needs one XD ) Cas is worried about showing Dean his wings and Dean tells him otherwise by being incredibly cute.

Warnings: fluffy fluff, comfort, just Cas being insecure about his wings

Words: about 1400

A/N: There it is! It's just a little one shot but I had so much fun writing it and I hope you guys will like it and it's not that bad! <3 Enjoy!

Every angel has wings. Big feathery wings, glowing and strangely beautiful. Surreal. Sometimes they're just like a creeping shadow that seems to come out of the dark behind the back of the vessel, sometimes they unfold with such an explosion that thunder is rumbling and lightning flashes over the sky. Even when the angles die, their wings are beautiful. Unfolded and spread around their dead body, some lovely feathers still falling to the ground.

It's magical.

It's unique.

And sometimes it's pretty intimidating.

Cas always loved flying. He loved the way it feels when he's diving into clouds and the wind blows through his hair. He loved to play with his brothers and sisters when he was young, too. They always used to chase each other over the sky.

But now everything is gone. Cas doesn't fly anymore. He can't.

His wings are broken and damaged, but they're still there. He always watches out not to step on them when he has to walk on his feet now, and in the beginning of his time as a fallen angel it was pretty rough for him not to tip anything over. Sometimes he still has some issues with it, but he tries his best. He's happy to be down here, even if he sometimes misses heaven and the other angels so much that it hurts. But he found his new family, disfunctional, broken and small but beautiful in its own way. A family that accepts him with all his flaws and isn't constantly trying to change him. It feels so damn good.

The Winchesters, they love him.

Dean loves him.

When Cas is with the elder Winchester, everything is okay. He knows that it was the right decision to give up on his full powers. His family is worth to lose his wings. Dean is worth it, oh he's more than just worth it.

Cas just loves it to be close to Dean in any way that's possible. He shows his affection and care with little soft touches that must feel like the wind blowing over a wide, wide field. When Dean is hurt, he rests his hand slowly on the wound, taking them both the time they need. He touches him with his wings often too. Whenever he walks past the green - eyed hunter, his angel wings are flowing gently along his side. Cas doesn't know if Dean notices, but sometimes he could bet he does. There's something about the way his face shows first confusion and then the adorable smirk that Cas loves so much.

Until now Cas was too afraid to ask him about it. To be honest, he's kinda embarrassed.

The only times Dean saw his wings they were either full of rage and anger or the dead cold wings of a dying angel.

Dean normally can't see them anyway. Humans can't see them in general, even though Cas sometimes wishes that they could - that Dean could - just to show them some affection. It feels like hiding something from his boyfriend, and that's a strange feeling which confuses Cas, but he doesn't want to push it. Their romantic relationship is still new to both of them, and they don't have to rush. He knows that.

So it comes that he is surprised as Dean simply asks him about it. It's around midnight and Cas is sitting on his bed, just staring at the pillows and thinking about all and nothing at the same time, his hands playing nervously with the textile of his trench coat. Suddenly, his head flows up when he sees a familiar silhouette at the open door frame.

"Cas, you're awake?" a deep voice asks carefully. Cas nods first, then he realises that the other one can't see him doing that in the dark.

"Hello, Dean. Yes, I'm awake. I don't need sleep, you remember?" he answers with a mild smile and a little tilt of his head.

Dean runs his hand through his hair. He looks down to his feet and chuckles.

"What?" Cas asks, confused.

"Nothing. It's just...I love you Cas, you know? I don't have to explain why I want to be at my boyfriend's at night."

This must be some human term. Cas nods even if he has no clue what Dean is talking about. Sometimes he's talking a lot of weird stuff. He calls that 'telling jokes' or 'making puns,' and Cas is working hard on it. One day he'll get them for sure. He only needs practice, Dean always says.

"Come in,"he tells Dean with a kinda awkward wave to his side. Dean steps inside and sits down next to Cas on the bed. The angel can feel his warmth through the material of his trench coat, and suddenly it's like he forgot how to breathe correctly.

"What were you doing?" the hunter asks, looking straight into Cas' eyes. Cas could count all the freckles on Dean's cheeks from this perspective. He's so beautiful.

"Nothing," Cas tilts his head a little, "I was just thinking...about you."

There it is. The grin.

"Really?" The elder Winchester licks his lips and strokes his fingers gently over Cas' face.

Cas doesn't answer. Instead he just leans forth and gives Dean a long and passionate kiss. Dean kisses back, his hands running trough Cas hair.

They feel safe around each other. Loved. It's wonderful, and Cas never wants it to stop, although it's him, who pulls away after a couple of time. They're breathing heavily, and Dean can't stop grinning: "I love it when you do that, hot stuff."

Cas smiles. "I know you do."

Then he kisses him again. This time it's Dean who interrupts their kiss and whispers in Cas ear: "I want to see your wings, Cas. Please."

Cas freezes, his heart is beating like it wants to jump out of his chest.

"What?" he stutters.

"Your wings," Dean repeats, his eyes soft and full of love for his angel,

"Can I see them?"

Cas looks back at his wings, which are unfolded and are almost touching the ceiling of the bedroom. He's nervous, and they're vibrating because of the stress that comes with it.

"Sure," he says but his eyes are full of worries. Dean notices it and grabs his hand softly. "Hey, it's alright, you hear me? I won't freak out. I love your wings like I love every inch of you. You're an angel, Cas. I know that. I'm not afraid, to be honest, it's hella awesome to have a boyfriend that I can call 'angel' while actually telling the truth with that. That's a great bonus. Makes me love you even more."

Cas chuckles, but he's still kind of insecure. Dean looks at him, patient and curious. Cas breathes in and out, deeply. He closes his eyes.

Then he reveals his wings.

Now that they're visible, feathers are flying down from above their head and are landing softly on the bed around them. One of them falls on Dean's head, and they both laugh as he pulls it out if his locks.

Dean's face is lighten up from pure excitement, his eyes are wide and bright. "Whoa, Cas," he blurts out, "They're awesome!" What a compliment!

Cas cheeks immediately turn red, and he tries to hide behind one of his wings without hitting Dean in the face with it. "Thank you, Dean," he mutters flattered.

"You don't need to thank me for pointing out facts, love," his boyfriend says, a cute smile on his lips, "Your wings are fucking spectacular! Nothing to worry about. I would love to see them more often."

"R - really?" the angel stutters, pulling his wings slowly away from his body and lifting them over their heads. Now it looks like they're both under a pavillion, feathers in the colour of fine snow falling down. It's strangely romantic as Dean kisses Cas again, touching the tips of the angel's wings next to him carefully.

"Really," Dean mutters between two kisses, his hands playing with some of Cas' soft feathers.

"I love you, Dean," Cas says as they are lying in each other's arms the next morning after a long night full of cuddling and kissing, Cas' wings wrapped around them, spending them warmth and comfort.

"Love ya too, Cas," Dean says and snuggles closer to his boyfriend.

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Aaaand that's it! Thank you so much for reading and if you would like to leave a comment or reblog this shit I will love you forever! <3

Feel free to tell me if you found mistakes, too. I know that this is far from perfect. :D

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14x03 commentary

A/N: NOW WITH @waywardbaby 

14x03 “THE SCAR”

zeta: The intro finished. Hush

- not gonna lie.... I’m not excited for this. I’m still salty over the Micheal lasting 2 ep thing.

- THE BEARD JOKE JFC

zeta: it’s just a beard, Duck dynasty called.

- this was the cutest okay?!?!

- S:  Well someone like Sam like that okay? you are just jealous.

zeta: Innocent child

-MMBLREGH! SHARING FEELINGS TIME

zeta: “Michael bailed”

Dean be lying

Sam be knowning

Sam: I know you are lying.

Dean: I know you know.

Sam: I know you know that I know

Dean: Isn’t it nice to be back?

- D “ aaaah it’s nice to be back h- *record scratch*

D : the fuck?! 

zeta: Home?! Wtf  . The shirt and the vest tho.

zeta: Chief?

zeta: Dad is back. Jack is happy

[ENTERS CASTIEL] 

* audience whistle*

zeta: And there’s the happy husband

[COMMENCE THE STARING]

*audience awwwwing*

- D: still okay, I promise”

zeta : still okay

- S, J and C looking at each other : He’s lying 

Us: he’s lying

- I’M SORRY....DID Y’ALL JUST LOSE THAT DAMAGED PERSON WITH SATANIC HEAVY LUGGAGE AND PTSD?!?

- C “why would Micheal just give up his vessel like that “ 

yeah...exactly....waiting for the weak ass explanation

- [ commence Dean’s face melting and feels cooking up]

zeta: Right

zeta: Oh hello

-welp there it is

zeta: Second scar. Tag your porn ffs

- that fucking scar is bullshit ok??

- D” yeah I can handle Cass that “ 

 C “ Dean...”

 D “ Cass...come on...hit me “   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

 S “ i’m so tired “

zeta: drag it out of me  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Can....can I just ...

YES GRIP THAT ARM TIGHT 

..ok sorry *screams into a pillow*

- AAAANYWAY.... fucking Kaya huh?! 

zeta : I need the other sherif tho

Zeta my god down girl

- AAAW CLAIRE 

-This episode is Sam huh huhing 

zeta : Petition for Sam to never shave off the beard

-aww that little push was cute like 

S: Dude come on talk to mom#2

- DUN DUUUUN MONSTER CASE

- Cass doing his hunter backpack IS CLEANING MY SKIN, AND MY CROPS ARE THRIVING

- [enters Jack] ....oh no

- D: “ You are barely an 100 pounds soaking wet “ ...  my EU ass :

- Jack : Damn I wish I went with my dad and got that laser sword tho

- D: “I didn’t mean to be a dick”

- THOSE ARE SOME GOOD AF EYELASHES EXTENSION  I want mine done again *whines*

- Castiel’s hand.....BRUUUUUUUUUUUH GIMMIE 

- “UUUH this might take a while .... you two...go bla bla bla I’ll catch up “

zeta: Both Dads on the same page

- Aww Dean driving how nice.

zeta: Hello, the roar of Baby

- “ Cass can handle it “

yes yes he can ...

- oh wait it the brother in the Impala so....FEELING TIME

- “I didn’t know if you were alive I- “   “I just need you to talk to me “

OOOOOH MY BABY LOOK AT HIS EYEEEEES JARED JFC

zeta: Give Sam a fucking hug. Somebody

- Jody looking like a snac tho

zeta: jODY SMILING JUST CURED MY ALLERGIES

-EXCUSE YOU JENSEN WHAT IS THAT , just kill me while you are at it Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ.

zeta: She likes the beard, in your face Dean

- “Claire is still.....Claire”

- Sam : 

- That smug face OMG

-Dean is like....NO TIME WASTING KIDS

-jack WAT R U DOING YOUNG MAN YOU R ON THIN FUCKING ICE OKAY?

zeta: WTF is Jack doing?

me: being a terrible child

- Oh I love Castiel with books

- “Like sleeping beauty “ ..... ok your cute ass is forgiven for now.

zeta: like sleeping beauty,... seriously

zeta Are you going somewhere

- Please don’t ever cut Sam’s beard , it’s doing things to me. (lol zeta)

- ....and thing tied around Dean’s thigh are doing god’s work. 

zeta: Those bow legs, Is this the time to mention the knife on Dean’s thigh? 

( lol Zeta#2)

 I should be commenting on the plot too sometimes ( lol who am I kidding right?). Anyway...I think Dean’s is remembering the place.

The directors are loving close ups.....and I’m definitely not complaining .

- Heads on a pike ....yikes.

zeta: what....Kaya?

- Kaya owning three hunter’s asses is life.

- aaaand that is not-Jensen landing on not-Jared. I mean....that’s a not-Jared belly.

zeta: those close ups give me life

- Castiel searching stuff around the bunker with his power ....can you imagine not having to look for the keys anymore??? 10/10 would marry.

- Marked “ Gross stuff” . Dean marked it I fucking swear.

zeta: gross stuff

zeta:” Is that your dad?”    “one of them”

- Yo....Jack needs to stop breaking my heart.

- Ok even before finishing the ep I fucking new that damn pendant had something to do with the spell and shit 

- YAS SAM IS SO SMART UUUUGH

- Bearded Bitchface yaaas

zeta: Sam just wants to punch him in the face

me... with love

...

I’m sorry I need to do this I’ve been laughing for hours

- me to Castiel : Speak Latin to me 

- Well that didn’t work      zeta: that didn’t go well

- “FIRST LOVE STRIKES QUICK “

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh heck yeak

zeta: I need Kaya’s coat

zeta: Right in the face

- Yeeeeah...Dean’s in that autopilot state that he was when Jack let them see Mary alive and being tortured.

- “....and weak “

zeta: Sassy. “you are much weaker£

Bitch the fuck

- Okay I know that SPN is not famous for the special effect and shit...but those prosthetics are wack

- “ ..you let her die “ .... why is jack testing me so much ?!?!?

zeta: poor baby jack

- Seeing Castiel feeling pain seeing his son in pain is giving me pain STAPH IT

-Yas Jack baby use that smart af brain your other dad gave you

- D: “We need to break her, right here right now”

  Jody:  Wha

 D: “I’m gonna do whatever it takes”

mmmmm flashbacks and deja vu

- oooooh damn Dean mad is kinky tho , proofs follows:

- sorry I need to go change now.

zeta: the fucking close ups

--- I NEED A PAUSE OKAY?? ---

zeta: Holy fucking yes, clever baby jack

- LIKE....THAT PROUD DAD FACE CASTIEL IS WEARING IS ILLEGAL

zeta: Proud father

- [flashback]  seee I told ya

- evil Kaya: “ You are scared...and you are weak “ oh boi

zeta: I’ve sensed you

- Michael with his damn hat and suit“ I’m here to make you an offer “    

  my italian ass : 

[fight]

Micheal not using his friggin’ archangel’s powers with a...like...a kid

zeta: Yeah I should not like this so much

- Well that was underwhelming anyway ( still hot tho). 

- Y’all I wanna see how they intent to explain all of * gesture* that.

- also that fight with the bad special effect teeth werewolf was disappointing ....I mean wow....ok.....

zeta: They are getting their ass kicked

- #stopbreakingJodysbones2k18

- Kaya yeeting out this bad writing is mood 

zeta: she fucking bailed----or not

- JUST GiVE THEM THAT DAMN SPEAR

-” Dean Winchester you have nothing to apologize for” Jody is the better Mom

- “I just fear that I’ve already lost before I could even begin “.... wow ok thank Jody. Also I’ve read how someone saw Bobo’s mourning over wayward sisters and I AGREE *slams fists on the table with tears in my eyes*

zeta: just dreading those consequences

- “The mind of a hunter and the heart of a hunter “  *sobs*  “Maybe we could go on a hunting trip “ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS JFC CASTIEL YOU ABSOLUTE ANGEL DAD I CAN’T.

zeta: Cas smiling....rare

- Jack coughing “ I’m fine “ 

zeta: What is wrong with baby jack?

me : OH LOOK that’s another thing he got from his dads,

- D : “ You were right...”   S: wha

  D:” I don’t want to look at it, what Micheal used me for”    “ and it wasn’t a blink “

Oh FUCKING GREAT I KNEW IT

“I remember most of what Micheal did with me” 

OH

“...drowning , and that I remember. I felt every second of it, clawing , fighting for air “

zeta: Drowning FUCK

“ ...and it’s all on me man “

SAM: 

JFC JARED you are killing me this season

zeta: If they kill Jack I’m rioting

- ......HMMMMMM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?!?!?

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WELP I’M TIRED , SAD AND AROUSED . So nothing new here right?

I DON’T KNOW WHO TO TAG, send an ask HERE if you want or a smoke signal, idk whatever I’m tired af.

TAGS: @supernatural-teamfreewillpage @destiel-honeypie @mariekoukie6661 @dragontamerm  @closetspngirl 

[deanstits]

AU Fic Rec, Part 4

Modern AU

Buckle the fuck in children, this is going to be long and uhhhhhhhhh long.

Modern AU - Anything set in current day, but not in the SPN universe. A lot of the BDSM/sex worker fics fit into this category but obviously??? They belong on the ever important BDSM list. Duh.

Let’s get fuckin ready.

Part One - BDSM

Part Two - Sci-FI/Fantasy

Part Three - Historical Setting

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1. The Last Great Race - Kicking it off with a bang. Cas is a reporter, he goes to Alaska to cover the Iditarod - the dog sled race. Dean is participating and so is Sam and there are so many huskies and also romance. It has a prequel time stamp. It is lovely and I love it and read this right now.

2.  Pies and Prejudice - This is on my Top 8, but it’s a Pride and Prejudice Great British Bake Off Modern AU Fusion. Dean is Liz and Cas is Darcy. Please read this it’s wonderful and also cake is involved.

3. Between The Lines - Fam, Okay, I thought this was going to be Garbage but it’s not. Environmentalist Cas gets in a twitter feud(!!!!) with Western Actor Dean and they make a bet to live in off the land for a week and it’s. Amazing. Enemies 2 frends 2 luvrs. Trust me.

4. And Then You Destroy Yourself - The only Non-BDSM College AU worth reading. Cas is a freshman, he joins the College Newspaper, there is drama and mystery and intrigue. And Gay. The underage drinking is bit cringe but it’s very in character for college students, so what r u gonna do.

5. Love In The Wild - This is a hilaaaaarious Reality Show AU. Dean goes on a dating show and does challenges and meets the luv of his life, u kno? What more do you need. There is sex.

6. Through Basin And Range - Yeee buddy, Road Trip Fic!!!!! Dean and Cas are there but have broken up and it’s rough, and Sam is there also but he is sexting Kevin for some reason. Cas is spending the summer working on a thesis for his Geology Masters (master of rocks), and Sam n Dean tag along. This story really is lovey. It’s only on LJ though, so. :/

7. Unintended - Lawyer Cas bids for Fire Fighter Dean in a date auction and honestly. The sex in this is so good, like I lost this fic for three years but still remembered The Scene (You’ll know the one, that shit is hardly ever seen outside of PWP). This fic is so slept on. You need to read it. I think they live in Washinton or something. Maybe NYC. I forget, I’m busy thinking about The Scene.

8. Your Heart Makes - Ok so there are Three Disney Land AUs in this fandom that I know of. One of them is garbage, one of them is pretty good, and the last is incredible and it’s ur lucky day because the incredible one is this one. Castiel suffers from pretty bad depression, and is just trying to get through life, day by day. Insert Dean w/ a heart condition. There’s love, there’s slow build, there’s disney ride hand jobs. It’s a good time.

9. Any Little Heartbreak - I just reread this one recently! Heart Surgeon Dean! Surgery Nurse Cas! Enemies to FWB to Lovers! It’s like Scrubs meets... some sort of medical drama. Whatever, it’s a trip, and Meg is so fun.

10. Bearing Point - This fic is lovely and fun and it’s construction Dean + restoration expert Cas. I have beef with this fic, in that the author made Dean gay, instead of bi or pan and for me, a huge bisexual with strong emotional ties to Dean’s bisexuality, it kind of grated on me a bit and ruined the immersion. But, if you’re not a big baby like me, this fic is lovely and wonderful and they literally build homes together and also get nasty.

11. For All You Young Hockey Players Out There, Pay Attention - SPORTS AU. I don’t like sports but SPORTS AU. Dean is a hockey person. Something something NHL. Dean plays the sports with his brother. They get a new player from russia, but Dean is >:( bc they traded out his bff so Cas is The Enemy. Enemies to grudging friends to lovers. Coming out. Homophobic confusion. This fic is wonderful and lovely and sports. If you love destiel and you love Check Please, then this is the AU for U.

12.  Fourth Time’s the Charm - Ooooooooh, age gap fic. Cas is a comic book artist, Dean is a fan who goes to conventions. He’s also a virgin. :) Here is a direct quote from the summary: ‘Dean shyly fumbles his way through his first real relationship.’ Literally what more do you need? Literally?

13. If At First You Don’t Succeed (Destroy All Evidence That You Ever Tried) - lmao this fic is ridiculous. Inspired by the HIMYM episode, the three days rule, Dean replaces his number in Castiel’s phone to test he’s not being too eager when he meets girls. sexting ensues and Dean is !!!!! Gay Panicked. I love it, read it now, it’s sexy.

14.  Prosopagnosia -  This one is Teen and Up, I know, I am shocked that I’ve included it too. But it’s such a sweet story. Castiel works in a Gas n’ Sip and he has a cognitive disorder that means he’s face blind. He can’t recognize anyone, which makes his blossoming relationship with Dean a bit complicated. But they work around it. The Impala plays an important role.

15. Run Boy Run - FAM OK FAM PLS. Blind! Dean wants to compete in the Boston Marathon, but he needs a guide people to help him navigate obstacles and the other contestants. Castiel’s brother signs him up and he’s reluctant, but then he meets Dean and uhhhhhhh it all works out. It’s so sweet. Read it. Teen and Up again??? I’m srry, but it’s really good.

16. Yellow - Here’s another I haven’t read yet, but. It’s Elizabeth1985 and also it’s Cas in Witness protection and the excerpt I read places it firmly on my favourites list. Ex-mobster Cas, They are bartenders, there is falling in love, there is also fucking yeaaaa buddy, back on the sexy bandwagon.

17. Rough Seas - Dean is a Lieutenant Commander who moves home with a toddler and he’s involved with the Coast Guard, and he used to know Cas but there was gay panic and so things are tense and angsty and wonderful and this fic is amazing. SLOW BUILD. LOVERS TO ENEMIES TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS. Literally the best. There is a sequel which is almost as long. This fic is so lovely.

18. Asunder - This fic my guys, this fic. Please send help. Social Worker Dean. Recovering Heroin addicts Sam and Ruby who are getting married. They go to Bobby’s for the wedding. I forget how Cas fits in but he’s there and it’s lovely and so well written and wonderful and honestly? A Classic. If you read anything from this list, read this fic.

19. Satin and Sawdust - Lmao u guys u know me. Dean in panties love story. It’s on my Top 8. There’s capentry, there’s gay panic Cas, there’s satin and lace and soft cotton and also Dean has two cats. Read this right now.

20. Living In Agony - THIS FIC MY GUYS. I had three people read it from my Top 8 and they all died and met me in heaven bc i also died when I read it bc it is so. Lovely. Angst, mental illness, teachers Cas and Dean, Gabriel and Charlie are there also, Jess is a delight, Sam is in love with green smoothies, the sex is ridiculous (there is one line that helped shape me as a person and you will know which it is and you can blame this fic for all of the absolute filth that comes out of my brain. Read this right now.

21. Inevitable Homoeroticism in Spanish Romantic Heroes - :) Okay so Dean is a Grad student and Cas is a professor and it’s academic and sexy and not really a college au and I read it like four years ago and I still think about it. I suggest it very highly!!!

22. Get Some - Dean is in college and needs a place to live. He goes to live with Castiel, at the stoner house. Gay Panic happens and there are drugs and loads of casual sex and it’s honestly a good time. A bit angsty but mostly thumbs up muy bueno.

23.  That Summer - Short and sweet, lost love, this fic is so lovely and wonderful. It does feature an age gap with underage Dean so, if that’s not your bag... He is 17 at the time. Farmer Cas! Love and exploring sexuality!

24. Rvr Ro11435 - Destiel works at Nasa!!! Neither are astronauts but they are smart cookies who help send people to space. It’s tagged as an office romance. It’s cute.

25. The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through Chlamydia - One night stand. Dean gets an STD. Has to find his boo and tell ‘em about the STD. There’s fun sex and love and one of them is a baker and the love is so sweet and I love this fic. And I’m psure Cas gets a cat.

26.  Say a Prayer and Light a Candle - College AU where Cas struggles with dating agnostic Dean bc he is very Jewish, and it’s important to him and his family. This fic is special, and really culturally rich. I love it. Little bit of Angst, mostly love and sweetness.

27. Painted Angels - Fuck u this one is hurt of my heart. The Angst is Unreal. Dean is an artist. Or, he was an Artist. Lost Love, which gets found again. Cas returning to town a decade later. All the good shit.

28. Small Town Charmer - SMALL TOWNS! DEAN AND CAS! THEY RUN BUSINESSES AND FALL IN LOVE! Errrrrrr OTHER STUFF HAPPENS! This fic is lovely and great and if you don’t read it then u a dum dum.

29. Summer Holds a Song (We Might Sing Forever) - :) Age difference. Body worship. Dean Winchester described as a Greek God. The fucking is so hot. The love is so sweet. It’s short, but you gotta read this.

30. The Great Escapist - This fic is so sweet. College roommates Dean and Cas spend the summer together and fall in love. I don’t remember if there is Gay panic but like... I’m pretty sure.

Okay! 30 seems like enough. Maybe in the future I will do a part five. We’ll see. :)

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[sarahpatrick67]

Destiel FanFic

Dean and Sam r fighting some dumb monster thing when (BAM) *everything goes white* D: "SAM!? CAS?" (Turns around and is in an apartment) D HELLO?? *pulls out gun and starts to check out the house when he hears a shower going and then hears the shower turn off* Dean slowly looks around the corner wth his gun drawn and he notices a picture on the nightstand of him and cas cheek to cheek Confused dean lowers his gun a little only for the door to open and cas to come out in a towel and covered in water Dean looks him up and down and suddenly feels very hot when looking at cas' ripped body C: woah why is the gun out *puts hands up a backs away* D Sry I..I thought I heard something C awww that's alright baby I love it when u get protective of me *winks* Dean, baffled stubbles away from cas D: where is Sam??? C: Sam? Ur brother ? Idk u haven't really talked to him since the wedding... D WEDDING? What wedding? C ours assbutt Dean thinking: son of a fucking bitch ....I'm in another alternate reality thug C: stop acting so weird and get ready our reservation is in half and hour -----later----at restaurant (Dean is going along with cas cause he has no idea what's going on) They r sitting at the table when cas puts his hand on deans thigh D Cas what the hell r u doing C what r u talking about D (pushing his hand off his thigh and going on a rant) i don't know why ur doing this but u need to wake up from this dream or whatever cause I'm getting so confused. Sam isn't picking up the phone and my impala is gone and I can't find any off my hunting gear and bobby is not picking up and there aren't any stories on the news of monsters and demons and the apocalypse and it's scaring me and THEN THERE IS THE FACT THAT WE R MARRIED AND IM ODLY ATTRACTED TO YOU.. C (interrupting dean) woah woah calm down what r u talking about (looking very confused and concerned) D I need ur help cas I don't know what to do (tears in eyes) C let's go home and figure this out ----back at their house----- They walk inside and go into the bed room Dean : cas I don't think I can do this I don't know how to escape and I need u to use ur angel powers and let's leave Cas: OHHHHHH I get it nowww ur oral playing ur fantasy that I'm a gay"angel" and ur the straight "hunter" that I love and we hunt demons and then i make u change ur ways for me (giving a sexy smile) Dean (heart beating very fast suddenly realized how close cas is) cas no what r u doing C it's ok dean don't fight it (pushes dean against the door and winking since he thinks this is part of the game) Suddenly dean realizes that he does in fact feel something for cas and looks him in the eyes and only sees love and care and lust. Unable to think of anything else dean starts to give in Both Breathing heavily and looking at each other's lips. Dean starts to lean in and just at their lips brush together ..... (BAM) dean is back with Sam in his world and now and forever has VERY STRONG AND CONFUSED feelings for cas THE END

[ain-t-bovvered]

14x07 Commentary

Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.

Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.

1 2  3  4  5  6

14x07 Unhuman nature

Y’all still alive after Thanksgiving? good ok here some more pain.

-ugh niCK , I think he gone psycho

Zeta: the Devil going to the shrink

-Nah, he’s murderous, I feel that , look at that face.

N: “Feel so good”

.....see?

Zeta : A priest is gonna die....oh yeah

- FUCKING TOLD YA, shit.

-LOL hang in there

Zeta: dAMN

- Cass....Cas babe , baby, my sweet angel, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FACE PLEASE U R KILLING ME

I don’t know why but I love how they made the light shine there. It looks so ....peaceful and pure. Also....you can see the cable of whatever they use for the ligh effect around Misha’s wrist. Still....beautiful effect .

-MY SON! MY BABY omg omg omg

Zeta : oh Cas.....fuck

-NAAAAAAH look at them worried parents.

Zeta : Have those plaid shirts got smaller?

me: Yes, they have heard my prayers from the last commentary.

-Look how worried they are omg, DAAAAAADS

- Oh...nice Darcy’s move Dean. If you are obsessed with pride and prejudice in general you know what I’m talking about.

-”I don’t know what’s wrong with him” he’s so frustrated (Castiel)

Zeta : fucking hell

- Help I’m hurting 

-Hello, american health care

-...oh...oh I hoped they would have said “Winchester” as last name. Glad they didn’t or I would have died

Zeta : me too

- How quick Sam answer “May 18th” and the look on Dean’s face. Imma think it’s because he erased that day because 1. Cass and 2. Mom.

-” Stabbed through the heart and he exploded”

Zeta : Look how tiny the nurse is

-”We are right here”

3 giant men

Zeta : look at them

- uuugh nICk

Zeta : I don’t like him....at all.

- idk, we don’t know much. And his damage BUT, I doubt there is much of the real Nick in there.

-DAMN MUSIC

Zeta : next victim

... “Kellogg” ...

me: corn flakes.

Zeta : Though of that too

-Aaaaargh Knew it, fucking knew it. 

-What if like the human part can’t live without the angel one.

- ....AAAAARGH THE TRENCH

Zeta :his ass hanging out. And look at Cass, he’s fucking naked.

YUM *slapping my own wrist* tis not the time Giulia!

- I love when the two fuckers are in sync again. How long until one dies, one betrays, one lies,one does something stupid? 

Zeta : ROWENAAAA

-my god how I missed that Scottish lilt . “How sick is Dean?”

Zeta : Samuel              SAMUEL

- Mom’s voice

- Lucifer’s son .

Zeta : aaaaaaaaand

Rowena : Yeeeeeet

Cute bumble bee appears

Rowena: * SQUINTS* 

Zeta : poor kid

-Look at that precious bean

Zeta :Bollocks

Rowena: Damn I love him already .

-He already won Roweena

-Concerning parents #2

-me looking at Castiel offering his grace without even batting an eye

-TOLD YA. OMG.

Zeta : W     T       F

-No what what. WHAT.  Are we finally going to see what the fuck happened to that other egomaniac bitch?

Zeta : Psycho killer

-Be safe with Nick. SURE

Zeta : bitch you didn’t

-Oh come on!

Zeta : run bitch

Zeta : Go to Vegas.

- THE MILK . ( honestly you know who drinks milk during a meal? newborns babies and from a tit....yall americans are nasty ok)

Zeta: “I’m done being special”, use a spoon for my heart Jack.

-NO U R NOT BABY

Zeta : Take him on a fucking road trip

-We all know Dean doesn’t disagree tho.

Zeta :Air quotes

-”There is a wee nephilim” 

- NO WHAT IS HAPPENING. NO.

-Castiel: EXCUSE ME YOUNG MAN

Zeta : Don’t fuck with the oldest dad.

Zeta : Baby for some exercise

-My heart hurts so much

Zeta : HE’S GIVEN HIM THE KEYS

-”OH boy” omg ahahahahahahah IM CRYING 

Zeta :Why am I looking at his hands

This is becoming one of my favorites scenes .

- *tiny animal noises*

-Well...ok now Dean has experienced giving driving lessons to his son. I CAN DIE HAPPY.

Zeta :”Let it ride” bitch

“It’s like I’m you”

“nO IT’S NOT”

THE FUCKING ARM OMG

-AHAHAHAHAAH I CAN’T 

Zeta :  i’M DYING               

-no I AM DYING , I’M DEAD. NOBODY TALK TO ME

Zeta : I’m typing from the grave

- C: “ I feel the need to do something”

- S:”I know he hasn’t forgiven himself”

oh whAT A SURPRISE

-Jared and his friggin’ eyes

Zeta : Can someone please make Sam stop hurting?!!?

- “losing a .....son”

-He cALlEd hIM SoN

SON

Zeta :bow fucking legs

-look at dem legs

Zeta : “High on hook up potential”, taking both father and son to the dent of iniquity.

-DEAN NO

cut to Lucif- Nick beating a bitch

Zeta : FISHING

- that’s the Jensen insta pic.

Zeta : “I can tell”, he’s hurting so much

- OH SHUT UP. LOOK . AT. HIS. FACE. 

- y’all heard Dean’s voice crack a bit there, right?

Zeta : “I’ve had a good life Dean”

-Don’t fucking look at me like that Jack 

- LOL IS THAT MISHA’S CAR, WHAT THE FUCK

- steps out the car into a holy fire ring

- No I look hot af.

- * rolls over laughing because puffs and me: SAME*

-he’s so cute, I wanna smother him.

Zeta : down bitch

- me *foaming from mouth* Never for Castiel

- “I wouldn’t call Ketch STELLAR”

- “His name is Jack”

Zeta : rebooting like a computer, unplug Jack.

- HaVe yOU TrieD TO tuRn iT Off aND oN 

Zeta : Vintage from Gabriel

- I DON’T TRUST HIM *squints* HE HAS ‘KETCHY’ EYES

- Winchesters owing you one, can you imagine?

- “Then what is it that you want” said it like that by Castiel....umpf yas

Zeta :Bloody hands

- But what is the purpose of Nick’s arc tho?

Zeta :there has to be some connection

to what??

Zeta : no fucking clue

-The fuck is he

Zeta : What the fuck is that?

-idk, ...oh he got possessed. Oh there it is , he’s gonna kill him anyway I just know it....or cut his hand.

Zeta : nail him

-NAIL HIM, BITCH

Zeta : sorry, I had to.

-ouch

- Ooooh he likes it.  What is this music wtf.

Zeta :Tired af

-They are all so tired

Zeta : Why am I holding my breath?

-bitch same

Zeta : please

-OMG please save my baby.

Zeta : YES

- yaaaaaaas YAS

Zeta : OH MY GOD. Don’t let this turn out like Michael.

- THE PAT

Zeta : Fuck it did

- THE PAT TO CASS

- jACK CHOKES

Zeta : trial and error

- “the son of an archangel of the lord”

Zeta : castiel’s nostrils. He’s pissed.

-THE SNAAAAARL. 

“I will find you”

...hot

Zeta : I will burn you to ash

-HOW DARE. The fuck does he thinks he’s doing

-NICK....oh he looks like Luci.

Zeta : He’s deranged

Zeta : WHAT

- ooooooh the Empty....of course....who is he

Zeta : Lucifer.

- ....OF COURSE

Zeta :fUCKING dADDY dEAN

- “You made him happy” 

Zeta : as he dies?!?!

-NO U SHUT YOUR WITCH MOUTH

Zeta :NOOOOOOO

- I have goosebumps

Zeta  No ...I do not accept this

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