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What a shame for y’all I’m just gunna have to repost all 3000 selfies from my deleted blog
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST BFFLT PLATONIC SOULMATE A VOID COULD EVER ASK OR HOPE OR DREAM FOR
you're my sunshine and all you're getting right now is this stupid post (by fall out boy) we're sending out your gifts soon!! it's just expensive to mail and also i want to make sure you get at least a tiny fraction of the wonderful things you deserve ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@deanspillowprincess
#i'm rushing to get to church but my phone reminded me its your birthday (memory of a cheese slice over here)#and i of course HAD to at LEAST wish you the happiest birthday immediately#i hope today rocks your socks off#or on#whichever you prefer#hey rachel#tinysquidrachel
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honestly most of the time i’m not even horny enough to cum myself i just wanna be a fleshlight for you to use and cum in
#or on#doesn’t matter either way i have an iud#like i don’t care if you finish me off or not i’m here for the feeling of being a toy
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scar is streaming and im in class and my phone wont load. tragedy
#im so upset#wont even load off school wifi#or on#aaaaaaa#scar could u have waited maybe another hr or two pls pls
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just realized i had anon off, sorry if anyone wanted to send any asks and got scared off by the lack of privacy bdhdhdjfjfjf
#non#charlespeaks#i just assumed it was on automatically cause its not an option on mobile settings to turn it off#or on#and like i literally only use tumblr mobile
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If theres ever gonna be a live action Princess and the Frog, Denee Benton should play Tiana!
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I like to think that when the judges on Chopped are faced with douche-canoe pretentious chefs they secretly talk shit about them during deliberations
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When @blondevsworld mentions offering a challenge and flying the winner out to work out with her. Um YES SIGN ME UP.
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I just wanted to light this candle and then push up my glasses. What a failure on all fronts.
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A little chunkier now (but no serious complaints, whatever-- enjoying my donuts and feeling chunkily body positive) and not the same shorts (dont even fit, gave them to the 9yr old sister)...but ayyyy for the little bit of extra sitting cushion.
#butt butt butt#sorry for all the butt pics#worked my butt off#or on#no money or injections required#skinny and broke chicks rejoice!#unless you like being skinny ayyy#but i want to look like a human centaur thx#build your curves!
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No art today but i do have this screen cap.
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The cats are laying on the bed with me and it's raining p hard This is nice
#although i hear something in the roof#or on#scurrying#idk if theres a rodent friend in the apaartments
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