#charlespeaks

[charleslovemustdie]

i first started wtnv in 2016 and caught up to what was out at the time then sort of forgot to get back into it. then i restarted it in 2021 but still have yet to get past somewhere around episode 130. but one day i will i SWEAR

[charleslovemustdie]

WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE THE ONES THAT HAD TO COME TRUE

me, @lokisboyfriendowenwilson and @variantspurpose have a google doc of theories going and out of all the bizarre concepts we've come up with i really did not think this was gonna be one to come true and yet

[lokigear]

We used our new Loki VersaCuffs on a recent 10th Mountain Hut trip to Peter Estin, Prospect Peak and Charles Peak. We loved The fast warmth and access to finger tips, always at the end of your sleeve, impossible to drop. #charlespeak #prospectpeak #eaglecolorado #coloradoclothing #lokilogo #westslopebestslope #versacuff #loki #lokigear #lokitribe #lokilove #lokimotion (at Peter Estin Hut (Near Charles Peak))

[charleslovemustdie]

i have so many thoughts on the way mobius, from his point of view, doesn't even know who this guy ranting to him is

but he still holds his hands out, still tries to be a comforting presence to him

mobius is just nice. he's just a nice person. it ruins me

[charleslovemustdie]

HE'S SO JEALOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

mobius’s reaction to loki caring about sylvie really was like you were gone for an HOUR my time how did you CHEAT ON ME

[charleslovemustdie]

i hate loki x sylvie as a ship as much as the next guy HOWEVER mobius being extremely jealous of them is the funniest thing that has EVER happened

[charleslovemustdie]

loki initiating the hug even though mobius only reached his hand out for a handshake is going to be the only thing on my mind for weeks

[charleslovemustdie]

can we all just agree that that was the most purposefully awkward kiss we've ever seen or

like that was fully just a distraction to betray him. there is nothing more to it

[charleslovemustdie]

the choice to have loki initiate the hug, to initiate a hug at all, is absolutely reeling in my mind

if mobius had reached for the hug, it would've been an easier choice for loki to just comply to it

with mobius actually just reaching out his hand, it would've been easier for loki to comply to that, to choose not to be vulnerable and shake mobius' hand like he's inviting him to

but mobius reached out his hand for a handshake. and loki went out of his way to hug him anyway.

loki wanted to hug mobius. and by god did he do it.

[charleslovemustdie]

*whispers* the mcu had a pseudo-incest couple before any same sex ones

i really need the people who call us biphobic for hating sylki to remember the fact that in over a decade of movies, they have not had a single gay relationship. not even one. not even one.

they finally have their first out bisexual characters (the same person but as two characters, as well) and then have them only acknowledge it once and then have them selfcest kiss. im exhausted. as a bi person. as a person in general. im literally exhausted HFJSJDJDJDJDJ

[charleslovemustdie]

now that he knows his hypnosis doesn't work on guillermo i need a moment in s4 where nandor says something sweet/so so cheesy to him and then goes "bleurgh. that felt wrong. you will forget i sai- shit."

[charleslovemustdie]

lokis most gnc look is in thor 2 when hes dying in jail no shut up im right u know im right

i am one bad day away from being him

[charleslovemustdie]

i haven't known a day of peace since i saw a theory that the only reason nandor refuses to hug guillermo is to make sure he doesn't hurt him because his blood is too tempting, and that once nandor turns him they're going to be affectionate more often

[charleslovemustdie]

coulson got to be more fruity in the loki episode of What if...? than loki did in the entirety of Loki season 1 lmaooo

[charleslovemustdie]

lestat, every chance he gets: i am the vampire lestat i'm six feet tall i have muscles and legs for DAYS my hair is luscious and blonde and a little curly my waistline is invisible my dick is massive and everyone wants to fuck me . i miss louis

it's so funny to me that a lot of people only know the vampire chronicles books by the TVL intro. like those books do have a lot of things to criticize but the general prose is good lestat is just like . that

[charleslovemustdie]

the fact that mobius wasn't allowed to interview sylvie, so her knowledge of his theory about the nexus event, as well as whatever inspired her to tell loki that mobius cares about him, probably all happened within the confines of the conversation in the car

what i would pay to see those missing in-between scenes, oh my god.