#or notice: oh hey i don't like that fandom i guess i'll leave i guess

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

I feel tumblr deleting their profile pictures for anyone but the OP and for a reblogger who actually adds text...

Taps into something in my brain psycologically.

Like...

Tumblr legit said

"Remember: You have abandonment issues, people leaving you and the fear of being forgotten."

And I'm like.

Yeah. Wow. Thanks Tumblr.

Put that on blast by deleting Profile Pictures and see how well I cope.

: D

[jesswritesthat]

Osamu Miya: Numbers

Fandom: Haikyuu!! — [ Masterlist ]

Summary: ~1.5k, fluff, slight angst

• When your work bestie gets a crush on Osamu, you start to realise that it might be too late for you.

Warnings: None

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In honesty setting up a work convention wasn’t where you’d expect to meet a potential partner, but it seemed your favourite confident colleague didn’t share that view.

"Woah..."

"Hm? What are you looking at?" You ceased your distraction task, scanning to match your colleagues’ line of sight.

"Mister tall dark and handsome over there."

"Who? Where?" Admittedly there was a hint of excitement bubbling inside you at the prospect but soon dispersed when Mai pointed him out.

"The guy fixing the stand, god what he could do with those hands. Who is that? He looks strong, I bet he's strong." Ramblings of an instant crush you noted, but since you knew said suspect personally you were obligated to shed some light (since you were also the one who called him here to help out in the first place).

"Oh? That's Miya Osamu, and yeah I guess he's strong. Lifting the bags of rice for his onigiri business helps I suppose."

With that, you went back to what you were doing - at least until Mai had giddily grabbed your arm filled with dire questions.

"Miya Osamu huh, is he single?"

"Um, yeah, he is."

"A business owner and he cooks too. What kind of lover does he like?"

"Ones who eat? I dunno, I'm not sure what Osamus' taste in people is." You were uninterested now, something churning deep within you, but apparently she hadn’t noticed.

"Maybe it'll be me, he's so hot though, I wouldn't know where to start."

"He has a brother!" Why did you say that?! It was the most left field tangent imaginable, a diversion almost.

"What?"

This feeling, a hint of embarrassment and a plummet in your stomach. Too late to stop now.

"Yeah, a twin brother who's more outgoing. He should be around here somewhere for you to meet." Where is Atsumu the one time you freaking need his annoying ass?

"But Osamu is—"

"—is not a famous athlete. No no, Miya Atsumu on the other hand - ooof, gorgeous specimen and... incredibly passionate too." You’d charismatically tried, as if becoming a wingman for him.

"Wow sounds like you've got a thing for him~"

That wasn't your intention, not that you're certain of the direction you were headed in the first place but convincing Mai you fancied Atsumu wasn't it.

"Hey lil' Jackal~ Ya talkin' bout me?" Speak of the devil and he shall appear, an arm slung over your shoulder in usual greeting.

"Sort of - also get off me Atsumu!"

"Ya never normally mind, is it 'cause yer all dressed up and incredibly stunnin'?"

"No I— you what? No—" Flicking between a smirking Mai and complimentary Atsumu you desperately attempted to get them to talk.

"I mean it, yer look really nice. M' sure 'Samu will agree. Have ya seen him yet?”

"Wait I want you to meet—" Too late, she’d began backing toward her desire, waving to you both with a wiggle of her eyebrows.

"I'll leave you two together, I'll catch you in a minute~"

"Mai— dammit."

"Did I miss somethin'? Seems like she's set us up and got an eye on my brother." The blonde overlooked how she’d floated over to Osamu, hand tenderly placed on his bicep to get his attention.

"It's that obvious? Do you think 'Samu will like her too?" You muttered with a hint of discomfort, eyeing the pair alongside the Setter.

"Ah, don't think so. I think his heart lies elsewhere..."

"You're right. Nothing stands in the way of Osamu and food." You confidently affirmed, Atsumu flicking to you baffled.

"Not what I was gettin' at considerin' yer the one he—"

"Especially delicious rice dishes.” You cut the blonde off with your addition, the man boredly rolling his eyes.

“Why do I even bother?”

“Don’t worry, I know your favourite food too Atsumu. It’s fatty tuna.”

“Wanna get some? This is making me sick.” Atsumu jutted his chin toward the scene of Mai flirting with his twin, and you found yourself wanting to rid the image from your mind (and heart) too.

“I second that.”

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It was the following evening after work that you’d entered Onigiri Miya near closing time, Osamu brightening upon your arrival.

"Your usual?"

"Yeah, to go please."

Osamu paused momentarily due to this unforeseen change in routine, had he missed something? An event you'd mentioned that he'd forgotten about?

"Hey so I feel a little weird talking to you about this, but it's you and—"

"—and you've probably said worse."

"Yeah..." An embarrassed laugh and then you cleared your throat. "Anyway, Mai caught me yesterday, she's one of my colleagues from work."

"I know who she is." Clear and confident, of course he knew and you felt your tone lighten in pitch and speed. Were you nervous?

"Oh good, good. I guess that's because I saw you guys talking alone, and it looked pretty private so you probably found out then."

"Uh huh, where ya goin' with this?" Osamu raised a sceptical brow, slowing on preparing your order.

"She mentioned beforehand that you didn't y'know, make her want to throw up or whatever, so I figured that you two might've made date plans and that just feels kinda weird to me." That was putting it harshly, she’d spoken non-stop about how attractive he was all freaking day.

"Weird how?" Considering he was quite perceptive, you’d hoped he’d get what you were implying without so many questions but knowing him, this was for his own benefit.

"I mean if you did date, since I work with her, I'd hear things - and I don't know... I'd like my personal and work life not to crossover and ruin my perceptions of people."

He stared at you, awaiting whatever request you were trying to ask alongside these awkward descriptions.

"So if there's any way you could not date her, that would be really great."

"Y'got some nerve, 'm a grown man - ya can't tell me who to date."

"I'm not telling you who to date, I'm suggesting who not to date."

"Well ya can't tell me that either!" Was his adamant response, the atmosphere now bordering on defensive compared the one beforehand.

"I know I have no right but—"

"No you don't, and if you don't like what you might hear then don't listen." Osamu shot back as a proposal to your problem, leaving you to truly speak your subdued feelings in the matter - one’s he hadn’t thought you’d felt.

"I just thought that if something was going to affect our friendship, then you might care about it, because if the situation was reversed then I would care Osamu."

With that he diverted his attention solely toward your order with a hum, you on the other hand felt ridiculous. Maybe you were being petty, and just because the thought of constantly hearing how Osamu loves from Mai everyday would be heartbreaking, you could endure it if he was happy. You’d force yourself to, it might even help you get over this stupid romantic liking you’d recently discovered. In that case, you’ll have to brighten this damp mood.

"Okay you’re right. Go ahead then, date her, marry her, and make her Mrs Salmon Sushi Roll, live happily ever after for all I care. I hope you'll be delighted." You crossed your arms and turned away with a small huff escaping you once finishing your embellished claim whilst Miya blinked at you with mild bemusement.

It remained quiet for moment as he digested your words, soon enough breaking the lightened silence himself.

"By the way, I was telling Mai 'bout Volleyball serves. Dead romantic." It was spoken sarcastically, but also in a way to match your prior energy. "Said strong spike serves are harder to properly receive than floaters. Hot stuff I know, and then she asked for my number."

"That's so typical of you!" Came your slightly raised voice, spinning back to him with an accusing tone.

"What?"

"Everyone knows that jump floaters are far more effective at throwing off opponents because of their unpredictability. Everybody knows that 'Samu, everyone except you apparently, now goodbye." Knowing Mai had made her move was clarification enough - hence your volleyball tangent and strive toward the exit with your flourishing farewell.

"Yer food."

You fell still at the door after his victorious reminder, a few seconds passing as you thought about crawling back for the food or just abandoning it for the sake of pride.

"..."

Screw pride, you’re hungry.

But also you might’ve wanted to know one more thing, voice quietly asking for it once you’d reproached the counter and accepted the takeout bag he tauntingly held out for you to collect.

"Did you give her your number?"

"Yeah." Osamu smiled, one of relief and sincerity. "Seemed disappointed with the Onigiri Miya menu though."

You didn’t know if you’d managed to hide the brief feeling of melancholy well but you mirrored his smile all the same.

“Yeah, I would’ve been disappointed too.”

"Why? I make ya 'not want to throw up' too?" Came his mocking retort of your previous statement, leaving you to wittily respond as per usual.

"Shut up! I might gag, but otherwise no because you’re quite pretty. Besides I’ve had your number for years so I don’t need it."

“Knew ya liked me for more than my cooking, speaking of, there’s new menu items so take a look will ya?” Rolling his eyes with a scoff, he slid a menu over the counter which you gladly took and offered your goodbyes for the night.

—

After finishing your meal at home, your fingers lingered on the menu with mild curiosity, eyes skimming over it whilst hovering over the bin.

There were a few new appetiser additions, leading you to flip to the alternate side and almost drop it out of shock.

You traced the additional pen indentations with both your fingertips and eyes like precious scripture - a sentimental smile blooming at his charming stupidity.

Yer pretty too, call me later (Y/n),

(xxx-xxxx-xxxx)

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[ Masterlist ]

[berrypass-de-murdler]

2 - 4 A Locked-Room Mystery

You telling me I have to WAIT for new designs you kidding???

I have some 'neat plans' for MOTLE, idk might include New Fucked-Up Lore because what else is the cartoon for?? But I'll have to see

DON'T READ THE EPISODES WITHOUT READING THE BOOKS!!

Little Logico wanders outside, and is immediately grabbed!!

LOGICO: OH FUCK NO, I AM NOT A STUFFED ANIMAL!

As charming as that is, that’s not why the people picked him up. He’s under arrest! He’s thrown in a little jail cell - this is NOT the luxury prison Gico is used to. 

COPPER: THERE you are you little PRICK! LOGICO: OH GOOD GOD!

Yep, she’s here, alongside Champagne and Bluski. 

BLUSKI: Hey. CHAMPAGNE: Hi. LOGICO: Of course, of COURSE the usual suspects are following me. WHY AM I HERE?? PERSON: A prisoner has been murdered and you’re the murder person. LOGICO: Good to know. I blame Officer Copper. COPPER: Chillax, my brother. I’m not a psycho cop anymore. Heh, around here, if they thought I looked at a guy wrong they’d put me down as a ‘bad dog’. LOGICO: Right.

In what appears to be a miniature theater for watching interrogations, Logico digs a scrap of paper from under a beautiful couch.

“In a street fight, ten people always beat one.”

Champ checks the passage.

CHAMPAGNE: This is from the Big Red Book. Major Red wrote this. LOGICO: Do you know who that is? CHAMPAGNE: Heh. Yeah. Don’t wanna get yourself in with him. [walks away] LOGICO: ...Care to share ANYTHING else??

Logi explores a phrase Irratino always whispered to him - the tallest suspect has the cheapest pen. Now just by looking at them, Champagne is the tallest guy in the room, but by legal standards, Bluski is supposed to be taller, so his pen is very cheap.

LOGICO: It- It makes sense if you look it up.

Seeing that Logico ‘caught’ his pen trick, Bluski heads to the elevator and travels way up.

LOGICO: How big is this station? CHAMPAGNE: 25 stories. Final floor, they’ve been known to throw people out the window.  LOGICO: This is horrific. I’m starting to miss the luxury prison. CHAMPAGNE: We all do mate.

Irratino is back home, asleep. He is dreaming of a human police woman wearing boots. I guess something different happens in the dream, and he shifts and giggles. But don’t worry, Logico got the clue somehow. This obviously means Copper kicked the prisoner to death! She shakes her head madly and spits all over the place.

COPPER: HOW CAN IT BE ILLEGAL IF A COP DOES IT???? LOGICO: I hate you so much. COPPER: NO, YOU HAVE TO SAVE ME! I’M A ‘BAD DOG’! I’M- LOGICO: Oh. OH, YOU MEANT LIKE THAT- PERSON: No, no.

A couple humans walk over and start creepily petting and patting Copper.

PERSON: There is no need for a consequence - it was only a prisoner. COPPER: Huh. Kinda like these guys~ LOGICO: I hATE this so much. Can I leave now?!?! COPPER: Whatever, man.

Logico tears away. He needs to get to the violet isles as soon as possible… for some reason.

The end!

Let's try to ignore Copper flirting with some background humans

(ok slight rant but I've saved it for the end so as to not ward people off, you can skip it)

I know it sounds petty but like I swear to god if anyone posts a murdle artwork, the entire tumblr fandom will notice (which is great btw!), but then if I post an artwork it's only the same three or so people who might look at it and it's just...

is it really THAT bad?? like... what am I doing wrong... ngl it's starting to feel less like the art quality and more personal...

but um... yea. i'm trying my best i guess

Uh chonkers jumpscare

The power of Goat Lord compels you!

See you next time murdlers!

[multiverse-imagines]

um… so I literally just binged read all your Vash fics. Planning on watching the anime on Saturday.

but I’m even tho I’m a newcomer……

can I get a Vash x Reader, where maybe homeboy gets her pregnant.

👉👈

he’s already taking over my life…

A/N: so I'm not typically comfortable with writing this kind of thing, but for specifically you, (and Vash) just this once, I'll indulge a pregnancy fic request. It gave me a chance to think about things I don't want to write in the future. It's my fault for not putting it in my pinned post. I will say this was one of the cutest things I've written in Vash's pov, and probably how I would react if I got told I was gonna be a dad. I do appreciate getting out of my comfort zone sometimes. ^-^

On the lighter notes, I'm so excited for you to be joining the Trigun cult we've amassed on Tumblr! Give the manga a read too if you can! Don't worry about being a newcomer. I've only been in this fandom for a year. (Where has he been all my life?) It's never too late to start a new series!!! If you want someone to gush about the series with, hit me up!

I've only had Vash for a year, and in my head we've already been married for 10. xD

Sprout

I carried a box of donuts, sandwiches, and a couple of sodas towards City Hall, where she worked. She, My Lovely Mayfly, worked there as a volunteer coordinator. I decided to surprise her with lunch. She always works herself too hard, and sometimes forgets to eat. I entered the main lobby, quickly finding the office she worked in. It was empty. I came in early enough where she wouldn't have gone to lunch with anyone else. The hairs on my neck stood on end as I thought of the worst. Making my way back to the front desk, I asked the receptionist where she was.

"Oh, She went out for a bit. She said she had a doctor's appointment. Said she'd hopefully be back by lunch." The receptionist took a sip of his coffee. A doctor's appointment? She hadn't said anything about an appointment this week. Before I could make my way back to her office to wait, a chime of the front door revealed someone entering City Hall. I turned around to see her, My Mayfly. She almost seemed troubled, looking at the ground, not quite noticing me yet.

"Hey, Mayfly!" I cheerily greeted her as always. She seemed to stiffen up, but was immediately happy to see me.

"H-hey, Angel. Is everything okay?"

"Yeah, I brought us some lunch! How was your appointment?" She stiffened up again at this.

"Why don't we eat lunch!" She seemed to panic as she dragged me into her office, shutting the door, almost too quickly. She leaned against the door with a sigh. She was acting strange, well, more so than usual.

"Mayfly, is something wrong?" I let my voice drop to a concerned tone. Her breath hitched, and the facade of being around other people faded. Her face was almost… scared. Vulnerable, Worry, such things I never wanted to see on her face.

"Do you remember when I said sometime last week that I was feeling kinda funny?"

"Y-yeah, I thought it was the burger from the bar."

"Well, it wasn't the burger, I guess…"

"You didn't get sick, did you? You're not dying are you?" I began to worry. Humans didn't live too long on this planet. Taking a chance with her as my partner was a struggle for me. I often distance myself from others where I can, even though it doesn't ease the pain when they die. We had spoken on this topic a few times when I tried to deny her advances, even though every fiber of my being wanted her. What if she really was dying? I couldn't take her with me as I continued to run from bounty hunters and the like.

"Vash." My name leaving her lips broke my panic, and I hadn't even noticed she had taken my hands, "I'm not dying. I…." She took a deep breath, "I'm pregnant."

"P-pregnant." I repeated back to her, "wh…what?" My face relaxed from panic to surprise as my gaze drifted to her hips, "I.. I didn't think that was even possible." A wave of emotion was flowing through me all at once. How was my DNA compatible with human DNA? How was I supposed to keep the two of them safe? Raising a child on the run? What if Knives targeted them? What if I died before I could see the kid go to school? Or get married? Oh, Rem, help me. What if they died young? What if I lost Mayfly during the birthing process? What if I lost both of them?

My body moved on its own as I leaned down to press a kiss to her lips. I rested one hand on her back, the other rested on her cheek. I allowed my mind to clear as I lost myself in her kiss.

I whispered her name when I parted from her lips. Holding her chin to keep intimate eye contact.

"I love you. Let's have a family together." I found myself laughing a little bit as a smile came across my face. The laughter spread as I pressed more little kisses to her lips, "I'm gonna be a dad." I toyed with the idea of teaching the little sprout how to color, ride a Tomas, reading them bedtime stories, falling asleep with them cradled into my chest on our ragged couch, and even teaching them good morals if I could help it.

"I'll keep you both safe. I promise."

[superspoonie24]

Anna: *is neglected and abandoned for majority of her life, starting at like age 5*

Anna: *runs into someone who actually sees Her and notices Her and doesn't act like she's invisible or a burden for the first time in over a decade*

Anna: hey sister I desperately want to notice me and will accept even the tiniest bit of attention from, here is a man I just met that is, *checks notes*, actually talking to me. I'm going to marry him.

Elsa: that's ridiculous! You just met him.

Anna: ~~yeah and in the few hours I've been with him he has talked to me more than you (or anyone else really) have in like 13 ish years~~ Oh haha yeah but like... I Know him and he's a prince!

Elsa: No. I don't approve.

Anna: ~~who the hell are you to approve??? You. Don't. Talk. To. Me.~~ Oh. Uh. Well can we talk about it? (Definitely is not desperate and terrified to lose the tiniest shred of a shred of a relationship she has with her sister) *Reaches out for the attention and affection she is so starved of*

Elsa: *freaks out, reveals giant secret, runs away*

Anna: holy *shit*... I gotta go make sure she's okay!! ~~I gotta make sure I don't lose her.~~

Anna: *goes after Elsa and gets shamed by another stranger for A going after her and B 'falling for a man she just met'*

Elsa: *rejects her more and tells Anna she is better off without her*

Anna: *heartbroken cause the last member of her family, the person she idolizes and so desperately wants love from, Keeps Rejecting Her.*

Anna: *leaves heart broken ~~and heart frozen~~ to go back to the only person this whole night who has shown her undivided 'love', attention, care, affection*

Hans: *is an asshole out of no where????*

Anna: *heartbroken AGAIN because she really can't trust anyone and maybe it's her own fault she's so unlovable.*

Elsa: *Is gonna be killed*

Anna: *is on the brink of literal death and when it comes to going after the stranger who is actually pretty nice and kind and likes her for her and treats her with respect vs the person who she has longed for her entire life even though she keeps pushing her away, she goes after her sister because despite it all she still wants Her love, hell just her Attention above anything else.*

The movie: This is true love 🥰

Me, definitely not projecting my own life onto this at twelve: Hold up this hurts a lot and I relate to these characters wait-

My sister: This movie is mine and only I get to sing and only I get to love it cause it's mine. But if you sing it perfectly and never mess up any of the words or notes I guess I'll let you watch with me.

Me: Really???? 😍🥺🥰🥺😍

...

Okay so this was going to be a critique about how Anna is seen as naive and dumb and it is used against her the entire movie without ever acknowledging *why* she's like that. And how a lot of fans don't see it either. But then it really just turned into me trauma dumping lmao.

But seriously. I feel like most of the neglect and abuse talk ends up being towards Elsa cause she visibly struggles more. And Anna hides it because she has to. Her parents were so worried about elsa that they didnt have time for her pain too. So it's hidden. But it is most definitely there. And it deserves to be mentioned and talked about.

Also this is a very common situation for emotionally neglected people to find themselves in. They cling onto someone showing the slightest bit of decency and believe it's good and amazing cause when you're starved, you'll eat poison if it might help for just a moment. Cause something is better than nothing. And when the something is bad and hurting, the pain of going back to nothing is worse. So you're stuck with a Hans believing it's what you deserve because of years of neglect and abuse.

But yeah. Anna is just dumb and naive. Definitely no trauma on her end.

Bottom line:

Anna deserves better. In canon and from fandom. And ESPECIALLY from Disney.

[randoimago]

Day 26 - Crime AU

Fandom: AI: The Somnium Files

Character(s): Momo Kumakura

Type of Request: 31 Days of Oc-Trope-R

Note(s): From what I remember, the requester wanted the Reader to be a member of ABIS which I can do!

"Uh oh, looks like the pigs are here." You hear Moma's teasing voice before you see him. The other two Kumakuras step back as you enter and give a small smile, trying to appear pleasant.

"Technically, I'm in a different department than the usual cops," you tell him. You and Moma have an... interesting relationship. You're not friends, but he has worked with Date on a few things before and you definitely have worked with Date. So you guess he's a friend of a friend?

"That prick still owes me a handshake with Tessa," Moma grumbles but looks over at you. "So, what are you going to bust me for? I have done nothing wrong." There's a smile on his face that tells you he's lying, but you don't have the proof in front of you to confront him about it. Which is a bit annoying since you'd like to wipe his smug smile off his face a bit. But you have another way to do it.

"Need you to be my date," you say and the three men in the room all look like they shut down at your words.

"Huh?"

"With the boss?"

"Hey!" Moma snaps out of it at the confusion of the other two, not seeming to appreciate their tone of voice. "Look, sweetheart, you're cute sure but if you haven't noticed-"

"Noticed what? You said yourself that you haven't done anything wrong." It's your turn to be smug as you wait to see if he's going to admit being a gang member or something to give you permission to arrest him.

Moma stares at you and chuckles, smirking a bit in amusement. "Yeah yeah, why the date?" He asks, seeming to give up on arguing and going along with it.

"Ex-Kumakura member suspected of killing someone and hiding evidence of another planned murder. I figured if you showed up then he'd recognize you and might see if you'd accept him back or something."

"See if he'll try to get some protection because of his good service." Moma fills in and you nod. He sighs and shrugs. "Don't know. Sure, some people have left on good behavior, but some not so much," he hums as he thinks and drums his fingers on the table.

"Why do you have to date the boss for it?" One of his goons questions. "Could send him in as bait."

"I'm not bait!" Moma frowns before looking to you. "But good question, why's it a date? Can't imagine a wanted murderer would be at a fancy restaurant or something."

You give him a smile and easily say, "Oh he's not. He has an apartment he hides out at but only returns to it at a certain time of day. I get hungry on stake outs, so I figured we'd get something to eat while waiting," you explain and Moma just stares at you.

"Are you bribing me with a date so I can confront this guy for you?" He asks and you shrug.

"Maybe. You did admit that I'm cute and I guess you're attractive or whatever." He looked a tad amused by your nonchalance. "I'll make sure you get a handshake from A-Set."

"Sold." You felt a bit annoyed that he immediately agreed when you brought up the idol. But beggars can't be choosers.

"Great, you're buying. You probably make more cash as a mafia leader than I do." You don't give him time to protest as you leave the office, containing your excitement that you got a date with him. Even if you had to lie about the stakeout to do it... Oh well, the handshake is good enough for an apology.

[herbs-and-spices-and-flowers]

Youtube Fanfic Comment; with Scarlett P.

@scarlettparker1528

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  Oh. I still like them.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  So do I. That's why I write fanfictions.

@scarlettparker1528

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  gaaaaaasp I also write fanfiction! I got a list of 28 different fandoms I am reading fanfiction for, and several of which I am also writing fanfiction for. What kinds of fanfiction do you write?

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  Well. there's last kids on earth if they had a faerie poet. TMNT if they had a magic little sister. If Harry Potter had a twin. Loads and loads of crossovers and of coarse, if Dr Phantom had a clone, if Charlie had a blind student and if those two kids had a faerie friend who freezes things.

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  (static)

(No can't show you guys right now) @scarlettparker1528

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  Also-ly, I am pleased to hear someone else knows about the Last Kids on Earth fandom (books and Netflix series).

 @scarlettparker1528  so cool. I've got others too.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  Cool.

Lucy Potter: "How did you get here, Malfoy?"

Draco: "Oh. I guessed your password. And since you didn't change it, I've been coming here ever since." Harry: "Do I know what your password is?"

Lucy: "Nev is awesome 3 2 1. Same since he first stood up to us.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

@scarlettparker1528

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  Well, dang, now I've spit out my water.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

BBH: "Ok kiddos. Just stay there, and I'll be right back with the muffins." Skeppy: "Hey kids. I have a challenge for you!" BBH: "Skeppy, I did not take these children under my wing so that you can have them hunt down Techno." Techno didn't get killed obv. But he did get some ideas from them.

@scarlettparker1528

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  I shouldn't be surprised there's a fanfiction collection for Dream SMP, but somehow I am. I should totally read some.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  Ok. Here's my list of things I make fanfictions about. Last Kids on Earth Shiloh and Bros DSMP TMNT The things we found on Youtube LMK Amulet FNAF Anything MatPat covers Chronicles of Narnia Harry Potter And I can't think of what else.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  I also made this other fanfiction where Techno, Wilbur and Tommy were off to civil war. So Phil would wander the seashore to think and one day he finds an unconscious boy on the shore. He takes him in and when the boy wakes up, he freaks out because his seal coat is gone. Phil tries to calm him down, but the kid insists that he can't go home without his seal coat. Phil learns that the kid's name is Siegel, and that he was "from the sea". Phil notices some strange behavior with Siegel. One, he is always searching for his seal coat. Two, he goes out to the shore at night to sing and insists there's a choir signing with him and hoping for his return home. Third, two seals were killed and Siegel wept for them, saying they were his brothers, Gaelic and Teir. Many people suspected that the kid was a selkie. But Phil did not believe in selkies until he saw Siegel turn into one after getting his seal coat back and jumping into the water.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  Technoblade: "I've heard of nations that fought over a queen. But a nation that is fighting over a group of children? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!"

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

BBH: "Everyone says I'm a demon." One of the 3 kids: "You're not a demon. Demons are bad spirits who demand worship. You're too nice and modest."

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 @scarlettparker1528  When Lillith Afton gets hit with an elf spear. Elf Guard: "How come you're not dead?" Lillith: removes spear from chest and laughs Elf Guard: freaks out and leaves Lillith: "What's wrong? Don't you want your spear back? Don't you want your spear back?! DON'T YOU WANT YOUR SPEAR BACK?!"

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@scarlettparker1528  Ok.....Hmmmmm........ Emily: "How many dead people are there?" Lillith: "Well. There's me and my siblings." Amber(Corpse child): "There's me too." Emily: "Ok. So five. Unless there are more people dead and here still."

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 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  O mah goodness these are gold

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 @scarlettparker1528  I'm glad I made you happy.

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 @scarlettparker1528  When there's an explosion in the lab. Dr. Phantom: "......Look. This is a mistake a lot of scientists make. No shame in that, but." Then he puts his hands on Bluefire and Blackwater's heads. Dr. Phantom: "There is one mistake you DID make that very few scientists make. Very few." The two clones: "What?" Dr. Phantom: "You forgot your safety goggles, silly!"

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Shiloh and Bros Crossover! A meeting gets called The crewmates: "Where?" Shiloh: "Somebody took the flower pots and dumped it all over the floor!" Everyone: GASP Dr. Phantom: "What is going on here?" Charlie: "I am as confused as you are."

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 @scarlettparker1528  Charlie: "Look we like kids, but we're looking for help." Peter: "But we're the help." Charlie: "ok. How are you going to help?" Peter: takes out his sword Charlie: "Eh, you don't want to do that, kid." Peter: "Ok. Edmund, you have a shot at this."

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 @scarlettparker1528  Jack: "There is always a bright side to zombie apocalypses! Hey, Anni. You have unique and colorfully ideas. Why do don't you come up with one." Annike: "Abortion won't be a thing anymore because the population went down. So a; abortion won't be a good idea, and b; there will be less people who insist on it." Jack: "How was this in your head?" Annike: "People thought abortion was a good idea. With zombie reborn," Jack: "Ok, one ,say apocalypse. Apocalypse. Is that hard to say? And two, you tend to think of evil things." Annike: "Ok, I think I'm catching a hint that you're getting uncomfortable from this. Want me to stop?" Jack: "Yes. Please." Annike: "And as for your other question, I don't like it when words get misused. Society ruins the English language for me. Apocalypse means revelation. This may be a revelation, but it's also the world being reborn if you think about it."

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When Sun and Rose decide to Annoy Moon Both: Oh are you sleeping, Moony! Oh are you sleeping, Moony! It's funny because it's Moon's job to put people to sleep.

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When Dr. Phantom is Chasing Judah Nelson Judah: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Dr. Phantom: "Hey, get back here! I'm going turn you into an experiment!" Judah: "NEVER! Take my anti ghost spray!" squirt squirt Dr. Phantom: "What was that stuff?!" Judah: "Oh. That was actually cologne." Dr. Phantom: "That stuff is chemically dangerous in a lab. I'm confiscating that!" Judah: "NEVER! YOU'RE A GHOST! I CAN'T LISTEN TO THE GHOST WHO'S GIONG TO THROW ME OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The chase continues.

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Stop talking about Lady Catherine De'bourg or draw 25

Mr. Collins:

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A/N - based off of this sinful photograph

Suggested listening - Wildside by Normani and Kiss It Better by Rihanna

Wildside

Pairing - Lewis Hamilton x Reader (fem!littlemix!reader)

Fandom - F1

Summary - You've been on tour for a while, and you miss your loverboy. But when he surprises you on tour, its bound to get spicy.

Warnings - smut (not well written)

The snap of hips. The soft groans and moans. The sound of pants. The sound of Rihanna's 'Kiss It Better' blaring through the walls. The bed knocking against the wall as Lewis's hands squeezed your hips, the intensity of the thrust pushing the bed against the wall. The high pitched moan that left your mouth as you reached your high, eyes closing as stars exploded behind your eyelids, as your boyfriend came right after you, your walls clenching as he came. Even after reaching your high, you didn't want to open your eyes, far too consumed in the earth shattering pleasure that was coursing through your veins, until a soft hand reached to pull your chin up, soft brown eyes looking into your own, clouded with lust and euphoria.

Pulling your mouth into his in a heated kiss, Lewis moved his hand to rest on your bare stomach, squeezing your tummy softly as he deepened the kiss. Pulling away he let his head droop onto your bare chest. "That was.." he began, far too blissed out to think of an adjective. "Godly" you said, chest rising and falling rapidly, trying to come to terms with the intensity of your orgasm. Laughing he leaned back up to kiss your nose, before standing up and walking to the bathroom. You heard the tap running, and the sound of the dustbin opening and closing. You closed your eyes again, the aftershocks still coursing through your body.

Opening them again slowly, you saw Lewis walk towards you, towel in hand, and a lazy smile on his face. He gently cleaned your thighs, finishing with kisses on both of them. He reached up and wiped your torso, which was gleaming with a thin layer of sweat, before running the towel over your nose, cheeks, eyes and mouth. He dropped the towel in the clothes hamper near the bathroom door, pulling on his boxer shorts and and pulling out one of his t shirts from the cupboard. "What about the clothes on the floor" you piped up, finally beginning to wake up from your post pleasure state. "When did it get so messy?" He said, spotting 5 different clothing items in 5 different corners of the room. "When you decided to run your hand up my dress in a restraunt" you replied, throwing him a fake glare.

"You liked it" was his cocky reply, smirk spreading over his face as you flushed and ran a hand through your hair. "I did not" you lied, watching as he raised his eyebrows. "Oh really ? Thats not what you were saying 5 minutes ago- oh wait, you weren't saying anything at all. You were too busy moaning my name to say anything else-" "OKAY fine I loved it. Now shut up and bring your fine ass back for cuddles"

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That was a month ago. Now you've been away for nearly one and half months, away with the girls on the LM5 tour. You loved touring, it was the best part of being a singer, getting to see the music you girls made together come to life on a stage in front of thousands and thousands of screaming fans. It was a thrill like no other. The only problem was that you were away from home. Distance was never an issue for the two of you, after all, he was a Formula 1 driver. It was very rare that he was home, except during the breaks and the gaps till race weekend, but ever since you two had started dating, he tried to be with you whenever you could. Sometimes, your shows would be in places where the races were too, and then he'd definitely turn up. But it was a difficult thing to do all the time, and some nights on tour were spent pulling all nighters as you talked to each other on the phone, till one of you eventually fell asleep.

But you knew when you started dating him, this wouldn't exactly be a regular relationship. The two of you were doing your dream jobs, and they were both extraordinary. And you were willing to put in the work you had to put in to make the relationship work, and you did. Yet here you were in Madrid, feeling heartbroken and desperately wanting your boyfriend by your side. It had been a rough couple of weeks, you were jet lagged and tired, and although this was the second leg of the tour, and you had had a break, it was tiring. It was hard going to bed every night alone, when all you wanted was to cuddle your boyfriend.

Little did you know, Lewis was feeling the same. In fact he had missed you so much, he had told Angela and his publicist to cancel all events for a week, while he flew out to Madrid to see you. He had missed you, he had missed you more than he could put into words. But he also wanted to surprise you. Pulling out his phone, he scrolled down to Leigh Anne's contact, and sent her a text.

Lewis, Leigh Anne

Hey. Is Y/N asleep ?

Hey! No, she's in an outfit fitting.

Okay that's good. I need your help with something.

Sure how can I help ?

I want to surprise her by coming to see you guys in Madrid.

Oh thats wonderful ! She's been a little down in the dumps. I think she misses you.

I miss her too.

Let me know when, and I'll send a car to pick you up.

I'll be there on Saturday. Landing at 3:15 and I should be at the hotel by 4:30. Then I can get ready and surprise her at the show.

Okay done. I'll send the car around 5:30,so you can rest for a bit. You should be here by 6. The show's at 6:15.

Thank you! Can't wait : )

I'm so happy youre coming to see her ! I'll let the girls know.

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As soon as he had finished texting, Lewis decided to start packing, the prospect of seeing you again sending a buzz of happiness running along his veins. God, he had missed you a lot. He turned to Roscoe, the dog sitting by his feet, looking up at his dad with his head cocked to one side. "I'm going to go see Mumma, Roscoe" he explained, smiling as the doggo barked in response. He wouldn't be able to take him to Madrid, he'd have to leave him with a dog sitter, but he couldn't feel too bad about it, since he had had Roscoe with him even when you were gone. And besides, Roscoe enjoyed the dog creche. He couldn't wait for Saturday.

Later in the evening, he sat down with a glass of wine, while the ringtone of your FaceTime rang through the empty house. After a few more seconds of ringing, the call was picked up, your tired face coming into view. "Hi darling" he said, noticing the tiredness in your eyes, and how much you were struggling to keep them open. "Hi bubs. Did you finish eating?" You asked, rubbing your eyes. "No, I've ordered soup" (did anyone get the reference ;) "Oh okay" was the reply. "What about you? What time is it?" "Its 9:20 AM" you replied, gently rubbing your eyes again, forcing yourself to stay awake.

"9:20? Thats pretty late baby. Why are you still sleepy?" "We were recording till 4 AM, so Im functioning on like 5 hours sleep right now" "Oh damn. Go back to sleep then baby" "Can't, rehearsal" was you reply, making him furrow his eyebrows. "Okay I guess. But don't tire yourself out" "I won't" "I love you" he said, smiling at you. "I love you"

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The Madrid show was always a fun one. The fans were loud and you loved it. They were one of the best crowds you girls ever played for, and the show had its own adrenaline and excitement. But it was difficult to give a 100% when you were tired, but you really tried, you did. During Power, you hit highnotes you didnt think you could, during Woman Like Me you danced like there was no tomorrow. During Wasabi, you brought your sass level up to a 1000. It was during Bounce Back that you caught sight of a very familiar face in the audience. Unable to actually grasp if you had actually seen Lewis, you turned to Jade, who was on your side, and looked back at the crowd and back to her, asking for confirmation.

The smirk she gave you was answer enough. After that, focusing on giving an excellent performance increased tenfold. Every swirl of your hips, every flip of your hair, every wink you threw at the audience, it was all five times sexier. In the crowd, your boyfriend was well aware of what you were doing, and it was fair to say that you were succeeding at it. He could feel an uncomfortable sensation around his pants region, as his cock twitched uncomfortably in his pants. He couldn't wait till the show was over, and you two could have a show of your own.

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"That was amazing darling!" Lewis said, spotting the 5 of you in your dressing room. "Oh look its Mr. Loverboy!" Perrie said, cackling as you rolled your eyes at her, before running up to your lover and jumping into his arms. "Hiya Bub! I missed you!" "I missed you too love. That's why I surprised you. I couldn't stand another day without you at home" he said, wrapping his arms around your waist to keep you stable as you jumped into his arms. A chorus of "awws" echoed throughout the room, as the girls watched your cute little interaction. What wasn't cute however was the comment Lewis made in your ear, hiding his face in your ear so that the girls couldn't see. "I can't wait to get back to the hotel. I saw the performance you were putting on for me baby. You have no idea how hard I got, how uncomfortable I was standing in front of so many people when all I really wanted to do was fuck you"

You could feel your mouth become dry, and your heartbeat quicken, and you could feel the area between your thighs become wet. You tightened your grip around him, letting your crotch rub against his very softly. "I think it's time to go" you mumbled against his ear. "Okay girls, as lovely as it was to see you, I think it's time we go back to the hotel. I'm pretty worn out from travelling as well" "Yeah I'm pretty tired too" you replied, faking a large yawn. "Alright then, we'll see you guys tomorrow!" Leigh Anne said, leaning forward to give you a hug. After you finished hugging all the girls, the two of you made your way to the car, eagerly waiting to get back home.

The car ride home was tense. The tension was apparent in the air, reverberating through the air, choking you in a way you revelled in. The air was thick with tension, and it was suffocating you in the best way possible. It was almost too much to take. When the hotel came into sight, you practically leapt out of the car, and rushed to the door, an equally ruffled Lewis beside you. But he was not going to give in to you so easily. He enjoyed seeing you flustered. And he was not a person that gave someone what they wanted when they asked for it,no. He was going to have you desperate for it. Smirking to himself, he made his way to the reception, grabbing you by the waist as he went.

Throwing him a confused look you followed, slightly frustrated. "Hello sir, how can I help you?" the man at the reception asked, eyes going slightly wide as he recognized the two of you. "Hi! I just wanted to ask, till what time is your pool and spa open?" He asked, sliding his hand down to the back of your dress. "The pool closes at 10 pm sir, and the spa at 9 pm. We open the pool at 7 am and the spa at 11pm"he replied, struggling to maintain his professionalism as he spoke to one of the best drivers in Formula 1. "Alright thank you. And what time does breakfast start?" Lewis asked, hand pressing down on your ass, ever so discreetly. "Breakfast is from 6-10 am sir" "Thank you so much"

Next to him, you were fuming. Of course he was going to ask questions to which he already knew the answers to. A painful throb between your legs made you let out a small whimper, and the man at the reception looked at you with concern in his eyes. "Ma'am are you alright?" He asked, eyeing your stiff posture and tense state. "Yes, just tired, thank you" you replied, a little stiffly, but it was hard to concentrate when Lewis's promise of fucking you senseless kept replaying in your mind. "Alright then, good night" Lewis said, biting back a smirk at your flustered state. He knew getting you all riled up would lead to some seriously earth shattering sex, and he couldn't wait. But first, he definitely wanted to tease you, to push you over the edge, just a little more.

Your room was on the 16th floor, and as the two of you made your way into the elevator, he eyed you up and down, eyes lingering on the curve of your breasts. The minute the door shut, he pushed you against the wall, capturing your lips in a steamy kiss you'd be remembering the next day. His hands moved to your ass, squeezing hard, eliciting a moan from your lips. The moment your lips parted, he was pushing his tongue into yours, his other hand coming up to pull on your hair roughly, relishing in the gasp that left your lips. As suddenly as he started, he stopped, pulling back and standing almost nonchalantly against the wall.

Trying to wrap your head around what happened, you gripped the wall with your hand, feeling your legs grow weak to a point where you felt like you couldn't stand on your own. You could feel your wetness dripping, threatening to run down your thighs, as the throbbing became even more painfully exciting. You looked down at the floor, eyes closing as your frustration grew more and more by the second. Finally, with a little 'ding', the elevator stopped at the 16th floor. The moment the door opened you stepped out on wobbly legs, trying your best to walk properly. But of course, that wasn't going to happen. As you turned one long corridor, Lewis suddenly grabbed your waist, pushing you against the wall again, to reach down and suck on your neck. You let out a gasp, and tried to run your crotch against his, but the retaliated with a slap to your ass, smirking when a high pitched moan left your lips. Lifting you up against the wall, he mumbled against your ear "the key card" your clouded mind was unable to process the words, too consumed by slight relief you were getting. "Get the key card baby" he repeated. This time you noted it, reaching down to his pants pocket to pull out the key card. You couldn't resist running your hand over his cock, feeling how rock hard he was. The thought of him fucking you senseless returned, and you let out a groan.

Grabbing the card from your hand, he opened the door, propping you up against the door in your bedroom. His eyes were filled with a raw, animal desire, as he dropped the card on the floor and reached up to unzip your dress. He ripped the zipper down, your dress falling to the floor in a crumpled heap. He locked his eyes on your heaving chest, hand reaching up to grab your chin, pulling you in for a searing kiss. His hand slid up your torso, reaching behind to unhook the red lacy bra you were wearing, letting it drop to the floor as he took in the glorious sight in front of him. You waited, wanting him to just touch you, but he just stared, eyes looking into yours, clearly saying "beg for it"

You couldn't help the soft "please" that left your lips, too desperate for some sort of touch. "Please what?' Lewis said, tightening his grip on your waist. "Please" was all you could say again, nearly whimpering again at the rough look in his eyes. "Use your words baby. Now, please what?" "Please just touch me!" You finally gasped out, moaning loudly when he licked a stripe down your chest before taking your right tit into his mouth. His hand fondled the left one, running his thumb over your erect nipple, the rough pad of his thumb sending shockwaves of pleasure through your body. His mouth sucked on the skin of your tit, before moving down to bite down on your nipple. You gasped again, pain and pleasure coursing through your body as his tongue ran over your nipple over and over till it nearly felt raw. He switched his actions, moving his mouth to your left tit instead, letting his hand harshly fondle the other. He continued the same process of biting, licking and sucking, till he was satisfied with himself. "I fucking love this baby. Seeing you all wet and needy for me. So what do you want? My mouth? My fingers? My cock? Or does my baby want them all ?" He asked, watching as your pupils dilated and you let out a strangled moan.

You let your crotch rub against his thigh, gasping when the friction went straight to your core. "Look at you darling. I asked you what you what you wanted, and you picked my thighs? Well, I want to see you dripping. I want to see you cum on my fingers, my mouth, my thighs and especially on my cock. I'm going to make you cum over and over and over again till you can't even stand on your own fucking legs. I want your thighs to be shaking around my head. I want to see you moan and groan and scream my name so loud, by tomorrow everyone in this hotel will know my name, because you'll spend all night screaming it" you moaned again, his words going straight to your core."Please Lewis, God, just make me cum please!" The desperation of your cry was enough for him to carry you to the bed, dropping your body onto the soft mattress.

He pulled of shirt, unbuttoning every button so you could see him do it. He could see your eyes grow dark, as his compass tattoo came into sight. You had told him it was one of your favourites, and he had used it against you ever since you had told him that. Smirking at you, he climbed onto the bed, lying down between your legs. You pushed yourself up against the headboard, spreading your legs wide for him. His eyes grew dark, as your core came into his view, shimmering with your juices. A near animalistic growl left his mouth, the sound hitting your core. He moved so that he was situated right in front of your core. He let his eyes take in the sight of you in front of him, snapping back to reality when you let out a groan of frustration. Throwing you a devilishly reassuring smile, he inched neared and nearer, till his nose was nearly touching your clit. Then he just lay there. Not moving. You could feel your heartbeat hammering against your chest, chest heaving up and down, an alarming intense feeling growing in your tummy. Finally, when it became too much you let out a small scream of frustration "Oh for fucks sake Lewis please just fuck me!" Your outburst brought a smile to his face. "Oh I will. Just not yet" and with that, he ran a finger along your slit, before finally slipping it into you. You let out a moan, finally getting the friction you had been desperate for. His fingers circled your clit, thumb gently pressing down, before he removed it,only to slam it back down on your sensitive clit, earning a scream of pleasure from you.

He slipped a second finger into you, scissoring around your clit, as your desperate cries of "oh, oh baby! Fuck, fuck lewis-" were lost in the heat of the moment. He leaned his head down to your core, letting his tongue run along your slit too, before licking around it, collecting your wetness on his tongue, before letting it harshly circle your clit. You bucked up into his mouth, feeling his tongue wrap around your clit. He sucked the nub harshly, his fingers still moving in and out of you. "Oh God, Oh GOD, Lew-I- oh! Oh God!" Your broken moans were music to his ears as he sucked your clit into his mouth. You could feel a strange intensity growing in your stomach, feeling a lot stronger than your usual orgasm. The band in your tummy was threatening to snap, but you needed that something more to help it snap. That something more came when Lewis sucked your clit into his mouth, letting it rest in between his teeth, before flicking it with his tongue.

With a cry of "Oh fucking hell, Lew-" you camr gushing into his mouth, your juices coating his fingers and gushing onto his tongue, as he let you ride out your orgasm on his deadly skilled tongue. Well, he had got his wish. Your thighs were shaking around his head, as your body tried to come to terms with the intensity of the pleasure coursing through your body. Looking down, you saw him with his painfully hard cock, grinding down on the sheet, as he let out a moan at the relief the bedsheets gave him. Raising an eyebrow, you patted your thigh, signaling him to come over to you. "You loved on me so well bubs. But I can see how hard you are. Do you want to use me to get off?" You asked, watching the effect you had on him. All he could do was nod, as you sat up on your knees. "Stand up" you ordered, getting up from the bed as well.

You walked over to the wall, letting your body rest against it. Somewhat confused, Lewis followed you, standing in the space between your legs. "I tried to get off using your thighs didn't I? I think you'll enjoy it as much as I did. So use me. Use my thigh. Get off" looking at you in pure shock, your boyfriend moved forward, groaning when you pushed your leg against his throbbing cock. He relished in the friction, slowly beginning to move against your leg, moaning when he began to rub against your leg. He began to hump your leg faster, as the pleasure began to build up in his body, before you reached your hand down to cup his length in your hands, moaning when you realized your fingers didn't quite meet. You ran your fingers along his length. You pumped him, letting your thumb circle his sensitive tip, eliciting a soft whine from him. You circled faster, moving down to your knees, and letting your tongue run up his shaft very softly. Above you, Lewis slammed his hands against the wall, groaning when you took him into your mouth.

But a part of him still wanted to cum inside when he was fucking you (in a condom, because wrap it before you tap it) so he pulled you back up, smirking when you whined. "I know baby, but I just really wanna fuck you now. Back on the bed please, unless you want me to take you here against this wall" practically running, you clambered onto the bed. You watched as Lewis pulled out a condom, ripping the packet open before climbing back on top of you. He let his hand rest on your hip, eyes temporarily losing some of the animalistic need that had been present in them. Leaning down, he connected your lips together in a kiss, a searing, intense kiss that took your breath away. "Ready love?" He asked, looking into your eyes, looking to see if there was even a slight hint that you didn't want this. But you did.

With a sudden jolt, he thrust himself into you, groaning when your warm walls clamped down on him. His hips thrust into you, starting off slow, letting you adjust to his massive length. "My sweet baby,taking me so well. Does it feel good?" You couldn't even respond, mouth agape, as his the pace of his thrusts increased. "Answer me" he said, suddenly stopping. Almost crying out at the loss of pleasure, you looked at him with desperation. "Yes yes, fuck it feels so good, please don't stop!" "Thats all you had to say baby" he said, before pushing in again, slowly. Then, he pulled back out. Looking at him in confusion, you gasped when he slammed back into you, a high pitched moan of "Lewis!" leaving your lips. He moved so that he had a better hold of your hips, rocking the both of you back and forth, the intensity of his thrusts was so much that the bed knocked back against the wall. What he wasn't expecting was for you to take his left thumb up to your mouth, running your tongue over it before sucking on it.

Moaning, he started thrusting into you even harder, shifting so that he was directly hitting your g spot. "Oh, God ! Oh fuck, Baby that feels so good please keep going keep-oh!" The cry that left your lips was so loud, you were sure Perrie in the room next to yours had heard you. "Fuck baby, you take me so well" Lewis said, as he nearly hammered your g spot. He was so, so damn close to cumming, and when you leant up and bit a sensitive spot on his neck, he came, gushing into the guard between you two, but he wanted you to cum to, so he reached down to pinch and rub your clit, still riding out his orgasm in you, moaning when you came with a scream. He winced when your core spasmed on his sensitive cock, and he pulled out slowly, before collapsing next to you. Panting, you curled up to him, letting your hand rest on his compass tattoo. "Okay that was Godlike" you said, earning a tired laugh from your lover.

"Yeah it really was. I missed you" he said, allowing you to nuzzle into his neck, leaning down to press a kiss to your forehead. "I missed you too" you replied, kissing the tattoo. "I love you too" As you lay there together, still revelling in the moment, your phone buzzed. Reaching over to check it, you saw your groupchat with the girls flooding with messages.

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Perrie 🧚🏻‍♀️ - Y/N, I'm filing a noise complaint. 🍆

Jade ✨ - Pez 😂 let them be. It's been a while for her.

Leigh 🦋- She really got some tonight huh? 😏

Perrie 🧚🏻‍♀️- LOL she did !! And it was obviously some goooood 'some' *wink wink*

Jade ✨- I could hear em too, and Im on the other end of the hall.

Leigh 🦋 - I know I did too! Must be some damn good sex. 😏

Perrie 🧚🏻‍♀️ - Go Y/N !!

Jade ✨ - Can't wait till she reads this.

Perrie 🧚🏻‍♀️ - Are they still going?!

Leigh 🦋 - No 😂 she's reading the messages. Y/N!! Yoohoo!

You - yes I'm here 🖕🏽

Jade ✨ - Did you have fun babe 😏

You - ..... yes

Perrie 🧚🏻‍♀️ - babe you can't really say no because we heard you

You- Im not saying I didn't have fun. But you guys need to calm down.

Leigh 🦋 - But its funnn

You - okay byeeee ❤

Perrie 🧚🏻‍♀️ - Going for a round 2 😏?

You - okay I said bye.

Leigh 🦋 - she is !!

Jade ✨ - Go babe !

You - I need to leave this group.

Perrie 🧚🏻‍♀️ - No we love you !! ❤

Leigh 🦋 - Yeah don't leave us ❤

Jade ✨- Don't leave meee ! ❤

You - Haha I'd never leave you girls ❤ now bye.

Jade ✨ - bye babe !

Perrie 🧚🏻‍♀️ - bye you sexy minx 😏

Leigh - bye hun 💙

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Smiling to yourself, you put your phone away, to see Lewis looking at you with a raised eyebrow. "Who was it?" "Just the girls" you said, cuddling back up to him. "What did they say?" Giggling, you looked up to him and kissed his neck. "They said they're going to file a noise complaint. And they asked me if we were going for a round two" "Were we really that loud?" He asked, looking at you in surprise. "Yeah, even Leigh heard us and she's at the end of the hall!" "Damn" Lewis said laughing. "Well," he said, looking at you again, with a cheeky look in his eye, "they were right about one thing" "And what is that?" You asked, smiling at him mischievously. "We are going for a round two"

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@maxverstappenx @grandestrategia (because you are worth it 🦋💙)

[procrastinatorimagines]

Off Limits

Fandom: Chicago Fire

Series: One Shot

Pairing/s: Severide x Reader

Warning/s: None

Word Count: 1179

Summary: Hey, would you do a one-shot where the Reader is Otis' best friend and comes visiting the station pretty often. So it happens that you catch the attention of Kelly and he tries getting in touch with you which catches the attention of Otis who gets protective. But as he sees how great you and Kelly act together he supports Kelly in asking you out. Hope it's not weird 😊

You lived pretty close to Firehouse 51, and with your work hours you were often home when your old friend Otis was on shift, bringing him food and keeping him company when you could.

Kelly noticed you straight away the first time you walked through the doors, but out of respect for Otis he kept his distance. That is, until you arrived at the firehouse when Truck, Engine and 61 were on call.

Kelly had been sitting at the Squad table when you arrived, noticing you looking around for people before catching sight of him waving and wandering over, a bright smile on your face.

Sorry Otis, he thought to himself, unable to keep his distance from you any longer.

"Hey Y/N," he smiled, pushing out a chair for you to sit on.

"Hey Kelly, where is everyone?" You asked, taking the seat with thanks and putting down the box of cookies you were carrying.

"You just missed them on a call, not sure when they'll be back," he told you, eyeing the food.

"Help yourself," you said, noticing his gaze, "had some neighbours over yesterday and we had leftovers, so I figured I'd bring them here."

He took one gratefully and smiled as he took a bite, "you make these? They're amazing."

You blushed a little and tucked your hair behind your ear as you nodded, cursing yourself for your schoolgirl crush on the lieutenant in front of you. Otis would blow a fuse if he knew.

"You bake often? I hadn't realised you made a lot of the stuff you brought," Kelly continued, and so it went on.

You hadn't had a proper conversation with Kelly without Otis stepping in, and it was a nice change of pace. You relaxed a lot more with him as the time ticked on, usually quite nervous around him.

The engines are still out by the time your phone buzzes, reminding you you have your own shift starting soon and you need to get home. "Wow, is that the time already?" You laughed.

Kelly checks his watch, "I guess so, time really did fly," he smiled then added, "thanks for keeping me company."

"Any time," you replied, trying to sound casual as you stood.

"I'll let Otis know you stopped by, it was good to see you Y/N," he said.

"You too Kelly," you told him, preparing to leave when he stopped you.

"Hey, if you want, I can text you when he gets back, just to, you know, let you know he's alright," Kelly stumbled through the words a little.

"That'd be good, thanks," you paused for a moment, then added with a realisation, "oh, right, you'd probably need my number for that."

"Yeah, if that's okay, I could just get Otis to text you too..." He began.

"No, I don't mind," you fished your phone out your purse and gave him your number, waving to him as you left with a bit of a spring in your step.

Kelly definitely hadn't needed to ask for your number, but you weren't going to complain.

You smiled when you got his text later, and continued to smile over the next week when you began texting back and forth, little things at first, you offering to bring some food to the firehouse but checking what people liked, him mentioning something funny that had happened to Otis... but then more generally, about your days, your interests, your lives really.

Otis found out pretty soon, though. Kelly had left his phone on the Squad table to help Boden with something and Otis had walked by, seeing your name and message pop up on the screen.

Oh no you don't, Otis thought, jaw clenching. He made his way into the common room, still thinking about you and Kelly, when he rounded the corner and bumped into Severide coming from Boden's office.

"Watch where you're going," Otis snapped, harsher than he had intended. But Kelly... Kelly knew you were Otis' friend, one of his best friends, you were like a sister, yeah, that's what it was, it was like his friend and his sister were sneaking around behind his back.

"Geez, sorry," Kelly replied watching as Otis shouldered past him without another word. Kelly looked to the others in the room, matching Cruz's confused look before he turned to where Otis was stopped by the fridge.

"Is something going on?" Kelly asked, making his way towards him. He might not be Otis' lieutenant, but he was still his superior officer, and a friend, and he had no idea what he'd done to deserve the literal cold shoulder.

"You tell me," Otis turned back around and met Kelly's puzzled look, "I know about you and Y/N."

Kelly's confusion fell and he shook his head, "okay, and what about me and Y/N?"

"What are your intentions?" Otis asked, getting protective.

"My intentions?" Kelly let out a short laugh, "Otis, I like her, I like talking to her, and I'd like to spend time with her, what are you getting angry about?"

Otis rolled his eyes, "I'm angry, because I care about her, and I don't want her to be another one of your girls, whose hearts you break when you get bored and leave them."

"Wow, back up a second, you don't get to talk to me like that, you have literally dated my sister Otis, I didn't think you'd have a problem with me dating your friend," Kelly added, not appreciating Otis' tone.

"Well-" Okay, Otis thought, Kelly did have a point, but- "you still should have told me."

"I don't need your permission Otis," Kelly shot back.

The others in the room were listening intently, not sure whether to intervene, though Cruz was looking like he was about to.

"Hey guys," a small voice cut through the tension, your voice, standing in the doorway with a box in your hand, looking cautiously around the room, wondering what was going on.

The anger building up in Kelly and Otis both evaporated when they say you. Otis noticed it, the look on Kelly's face when he took you in, and he softened, realising that maybe he had been a little quick to judge.

"Okay fine, I'm not happy about it but," he sighed as Kelly turned back to face him; Otis stood as tall as he could to try and meet Kelly in the eyes, rising onto his toes a bit, "just don't hurt her, you may be bigger than me, but I will make you pay if you do."

Kelly laughed, "good to know." He turned back to face you, wandering over when he saw you were still unsure whether it was safe to go in.

"Everything okay?" You asked, well aware of who had just been arguing and worried you might have been the cause.

"Never better, you want to grab dinner tonight?" He asked suddenly.

You blinked, but smiled, "yeah, sure, definitely."

"Hey!" Otis called, getting both of your attentions, "you better be a perfect gentleman."

"Cross my heart," Kelly promised, and you all laughed.

[pinkrelish]

whens the next chapter of The White Wolf of the Woods coming out? cant wait to see where it goes! love the new blog theme btw <3

sorry for answering this a few days late; i kept meaning to get to it when i was on my desktop and forgot.

i guess this'll work as an update for that fic: i haven't abandoned it. i'm 13k words deep on the last chapter, i just got really burnt out writing the same story since january 1st and needed a break.

more person stuff under the cut

i have ocd (along with other stuff) and it got really bad while writing chapter 4. not like a piece of fanfiction will be my magnum opus, but my perfectionist tendencies ramped up to 100 after the first chapter. i do more editing than writing, and editing 20k+ word chapters is a real slog. i'm so aware of reused words and phrases that i would sit there for hours and make sure i don't repeat the word hand twice in within the same scene. fucking hand. and don't get me started on eyes/gaze/looked/watched.

i was going through a scene in chapter 4 and thought "oh hey i haven't used rein in his/her emotions, yet, have i?" i checked chapter 3 and not only did i use it three times and didn't catch it when editing aforementioned 20k+ words, i spelled rein/reign wrong every single time. then i noticed i used some form of "his chest collapsed with a breath" twice 16k words apart. i sat in bed a cried because i felt fucking stupid and like i'll never get anywhere in life because i can't even write a single comprehensible story without rudimentary errors i'm convinced everyone saw and laughed at because they're better than me. i hardly graduated high school, couldn't afford college, i live in poverty. i'm a fucking loser.

uh, yeah, so that wasn't healthy.

writing for an entirely different fandom and character has had it's own stressors, but giving myself a break and just.. allowing myself to use the word "walked" twice in a single chapter and still having people like/kudos and leave comments telling me they're enjoying the plot has been.. freeing.

i'll get back to White Wolf and Obito in general eventually, but right now i just need a hit of serotonin.

[hacked-by-jake]

Hey hbj! :)

I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you for creating this blog. Thank you for always showing understanding. Thank you for giving the little bloggers a chance too. What I mean by that, I'm glad to have found this blog. I don't know how to explain this without sounding crazy. I feel so incredibly comfortable on your blog. There is no hate here, only love. It's so fun to read what you write, from your craziest theories to your most beautiful stories. I love that you also share the theories that are obviously not possible, but credit the writer behind for coming up with something like that in the first place. I don't know you personally, but from what I've gotten to know so far I can only say that you are a wonderful person. You give out so much love that I just want to give you some of it back. I could go on writing for hours.

In summary; Thank you for being here. ❤️

No, I won't say who I am. You can only guess. Yes, we know each other a little. Yes, I'm too shy to say that in person. No, I'm not obsessed with you. I just wanted to leave a little love here. I could give another tip, but then I'll give myself away. 😂

Goodbye, my dear! Have a good day/evening/night, whenever you read this. ❤️

First of all: Hey Ho!

Second: NOOOOO I'M CRYING. 😭

Oh my lord, these are such incredibly beautiful words, I can’t believe it, thank you so much! Another first of all: No, you don’t sound crazy, please don’t say that, you sound really wonderful! There’s nothing crazy about that. 🥺

I can’t believe you took so much time to write down and share all these beautiful words. I feel incredibly honored for that alone and it really means everything in the world to me.

And even if a thank you is absolutely not necessary, and also not the notice of things, I am incredibly grateful to you that you have listed all this and therefore have written these words. Everything I do here, I do from the heart and with joy, there is no reason to thank for it at all, really, it is not necessary. Yet I am incredibly touched that you appreciate it. I do this with love but it’s nice to see for myself what I seem to be doing here. I myself do not notice all these things so much, so I feel very honored that you have apparently noticed this matter and you have even taken the time to address this.🥺

Without all of you, this blog would not be what it is, I am thrilled every day by how wonderful everyone is here. How much love is shared and how everyone supports everyone. I am so glad that there is no hate here and that this has really become a family with which you only have contact via the Internet. This fandom is so amazing and actually I am the person who has to thank you.

Because if you wouldn’t share your thoughts with me, whether personally or via duskwood, theories, incorrect quotes, imagines, headcanons and fanfictions, all this would not be possible. Sometimes it is really hard for me to believe that somewhere in the world people sit who want to share something with me and do so. Sometimes it’s hard to believe that someone really thinks "I’m sending hbj this ask now" this is really incredible for me and I’m so grateful for it. It’s so nice to see that people here seem to want to get in touch with me in some way. By asks, as anon or not, by messages etc.

I am so happy that you feel comfortable on my blog and you seem to like it here. That’s what means the most to me. That there is something I can make others a little bit happy with. I’m very happy that you like my theories and especially my stories. Wow. ❤️

Tbh, to have to "reject" a theory, to say that it is actually not possible and I doubt it, is always so incredibly difficult for me and I would really not like to do it. It’s really hard for me to say that I don’t think it is. But to think of something wrong would make no sense, which is why I always try to consider all possibilities. And even if the theory may not really fit, I find it so interesting to see what thoughts you have and we have come to these thoughts. Even if it may not fit with the information we have from the game, the most important and impressive thing is that you really make these thoughts. And also that you share this with me.Every thought is special and above all creative. Because such things do not suddenly occur to you just as an apple falls from the tree. It has to do with thinking and creativity and that definitely has to be appreciated and above all I really appreciate it. Especially because you have to constantly endure my crazy theories where I sometimes feel a bit like a crazy professor. xD

And again, a thank you or giving something back is really not necessary, even if I appreciate it incredibly. I am so happy that my blog has become a place for many to feel comfortable and get away from hate and stress. The internet is so full of negative things and that’s why it is especially important to me to have here only the mostly good but without any truths or so distort why I try to deal with sometimes more serious topics.

And finally, I have a hunch who you could be, anything I won’t say because I don’t know if you’re okay with it. And besides, I would be sorry for the person who wrote it if I might be wrong. 😅

Once again a huge big thank you for your time and your wonderful words.Really, I will never forget it and keep it in my heart. It just means everything to me and it has made my day, or rather my days, so much better.🥺❤️

And I wish you also a beautiful day/evening/night! Take care of yourself and stay healthy.💚

Thank you!! ❤️

[addicted-to-his-knife]

((Hi! I was bored and thought this fandom needs a bit more content, despite having wonderful blogs like yours, so I decided to write something short about Graves and Shilo and submit it here! Listen, I am a MASSIVE Gramber shipper, but if y'all don't think Graves is soft af around Shilo y'all can leave I'll show you the door xD I love them in a brother/sister/best friends typa way! So yeah hope y'all enjoy ♡ Also excuse any flaws, as English is not my first language!))

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The kid was nowhere to be seen. At all. And Graverobber was starting to worry. He had seen her return home after the opera. She locked herself in there for a week. It was strange that, after spending her whole life unable to leave her house, the first thing she did with her newfound freedom was... lock herself indoors again. After seven days, Graverobber couldn't stand his worry, and he decided to throw small stones at her window. When she appeared, she was paler than usual, her face slimmer. Clearly she was barely eating, if at all. But could he blame her? Her grief was probably crushing her. When she lifted her window open, Graverobber tried to say something sweet. Something inspiring, deep, comforting.

"Hey, kid! Wanna meet my rats?"

Shilo said nothing. She closed her window, and disappeared from his sight. Graverobber sighed, ready to leave. But the house's front door opened and Shilo stepped outside. She looked fragile, but clean. When he saw her leaving the opera, she was covered in blood. Graverobber offered her a smile.

"This is the first time I see you still. You're not digging a grave, screaming or running from the GeneCops." Shilo spoke. Her voice was weak, probably from lack of use. Now that she was closer, Graverobber noticed the dark circles under her eyes. The kid was not sleeping well, either.

"They're all busy. You know, after Rotti's death. Everybody is getting ready for the funeral, and all security is needed there, so... I can roam the streets." Graverobbet shrugged. A rat escaped from his sleeve, causing Shilo to flinch and hide behind the door. "Hey, easy. Don't be scared, kid. That's Wingless Bat III. He won't hurt you." Graverobber explained.

"So you were not kidding when you mentioned the rats." Shilo mumbled, carefully avoiding to step on the rodent.

"You like bugs, I like rats." Graverobber replied with another shrug.

"Fair enough."

Shilo finally went through the door completely, finding herself outside with Graverobber and closing the door behind her.

"What do you want?"

"What do you mean?" he frowned. "I just wanted to check on you, kid. And I'm glad I did. You don't look good. At all. You look like a ghost."

"So do you."

"I'm wearing makeup. You have no excuse." Graverobber crossed his arms, and another rat left his sleeve, climbing to the top of his head. "Oh, there's Wingless Bat I. Hi, buddy."

"How many rats do you have?"

"I don't have rats, kid. They are friends. They chose me. They're my rats and I'm their human."

Shilo shifted in her spot, her head tilted to the side.

"You're kinda weird."

"Well, duh." Graverobber rolled his eyes. "I was raised by rats, I extract Zydrate from dead bodies, but wait, there's more: I also dye parts of my hair with crazy colors." He ran a hand through the colorful strands of his hair. It was meant to be a smooth gesture, but his fingers were met with knots and tangles. "Ouch!"

Shilo giggled, and the sound made Graverobber's heart feel warm. He didn't know why he felt so protective of this kid. She was orphaned young, like he had been. She was an only child, like he was. He always wanted to have a brother, or a sister, someone to help, to protect. And clearly, this girl was as alone as he was.

"Look, kid. You are weird, too," he replied, picking the rat from the top of his head and placing it on his shoulder. "You don't get to call me weird!"

"I guess I'm what happens when you isolate a person their whole life, make them believe they are sick, never let them go outside, and lie to them about everything. And then you leave them alone. Alone..." Tears appeared in her eyes. She was resentful towards her father, but she also missed him. She missed him more than words could ever say. She missed Mag, too, and she barely knew her.

"Right, about that," Graverobber stopped the rat on his shoulder from eating a few strands of his hair. "I was wondering if maybe we can be alone... together. You know, hang out, dig a few graves, make sure you learn the names of all sixty-six rats..."

"Sixty-six?!" Shilo's eyes widened.

"And twelve of them are pregnant," Graverobber nodded. "So there's more to come. What do you say, kid? I think you could really use a friend. And to be honest... so could I."

Shilo paused to think for a second. She took a good look at him, all colorful hair, dirt from graveyards, and rats. As morally questionable as his choices were, the truth was he had never hurt her. He had helped her, even though he didn't have to. For all she knew, that was what friends did. How would she know, if she had never known friendship before? It was about time.

"Shilo. If we're going to be friends, my name is Shilo. And about learning the names of the rats... why not? My memory is not too bad." Shilo said, with a genuine, hopeful smile.

[ishizusv]

Day 1 - The truth is... I never loved you

Well, I'm doing it I guess... I doubt I'll do the 14 prompts but there are a few that immediately inspired a story inside my head so I hope to write a few.

I wanna thank @wucastillo for the help with the proof reading and structure help.

For @psychbitch writing prompts "Forever Alone In February"

Fandom: Mystic Messenger

Content tags: Angst, Unrequited crush

It was a quiet night. She had fallen asleep on the couch but now she was woken by a creaking sound, those floorboards needed to be fixed, but that was of no importance at this moment. When she opened her eyes she was greeted by a dim light, barely allowing her to see him, but there he was, as beautiful as ever even with the lights low. However, there was something different about him. He was not looking at her as he used to, his expression was cold, his ruby-colored eyes showing guilt.

Her eyes scanned every inch of him, a pang of pain deep inside her chest when her eyes landed on the bag on his shoulder, he noticed, the bag seemed to make him uncomfortable now as he tried to put it in a different position and trapping his hair with the strap instead.

"So, you've made your decision?" Her voice was small, as if she really didn't want to make the question, eyes now only looking at the darkness below her where the floor was supposed to be.

"I'm sorry" were the only words that he said, his normally melodic voice now coarse.

"So you're leaving me after all?" she said from the depth of that darkness, he only replied by repeating himself. "Is that all you can say?" her frustration voiced loudly and shaky.

"I never planned this b-but the truth is... I never loved you..." he said with a heavy heart as she just stared at him, lost in those hurting words. "Don't look at me like that" he went on "I wasn't playing with you. It is something that I just now realized. I really thought you were the one."

"So you're saying there's someone else?" she bit back, tears now pooling in her eyes.

"No! It's not that. I just..." he sighed "I've always had this dream of how my career would be—".

"What does that have to do with anything?" the confusion was clear in her voice.

"Being with you is holding me back" he replied "and if I really loved you I wouldn't care, I'd find a way to make it work but... I feel like I'm suffocating." As he said those last words, her throat felt like shrinking, now she was suffocating.

"I'm really sorry" he reiterated "I really never meant to hurt you... But I have to go" and without waiting for her reply, he opened the door and left the place.

She was now there, all alone in the darkness, she let herself fall on the couch, her head on her hands, crying her heart out. She felt as if the floor under her was moving, or... was it really moving? The scene in front of her had changed, people running up and down, moving things, changing clothes, she wasn't in the right mind to process what was happening. Instead, she got up on the couch to sit on a different chair right across the place, in a corner with less activity going on. She kept crying, muffled sounds all around her, voices, songs, cheers, they meant nothing for her, even when one sounded as getting closer.

"Hey?" A soft hand over her shoulder made her notice that he was in front of her, concerned eyes focused on her and a tender voice asking "Babe, are you ok?"

"Oh?" She quickly cleaned her tears and chuckling a bit uncomfortably she replied "Yeah... I'm fine. I guess I got too much into character." He smiled at this.

"Well that explains how you are such an amazing actress" he let go of her shoulder and turned "give me a second, I'll be right back," he said while he jogged to the nearby table to get a bottle of water.

It was her first time performing in front of a public, and his words had filled her with joy. Not every day you get compliments from one of the actors you most admire. Her role was small, a couple of scenes only, but having the chance to share the scenario with him... A complete dream.

Being this close to him was something that she never thought possible until a few weeks ago, and there she was, talking with him, having him give her a bottle of water so she could calm down. Chatting about the performance, the public, the play. Was she dreaming?

Time passed faster than she would have liked, the show was over and people were coming to greet the actors. He politely said goodbye and went to meet the people that came to see him.

Of course, this was not a dream, how could it be. She was back in the real world, where she would never have to worry about him leaving her or cry after learning that he never loved her. These were not things she would need to worry about at all since she already knew it for a fact that he didn't love her, and seeing him sweetly kissing his girlfriend was just another reminder of that.

[rip-a-dip-dip-you-potato-chip]

what have I created?

idk if yall like this, but they just exist not i guess :/

ok the the first one is Royalty AU

first things first, when I say Royalty AU, I don't mean the classic shit we've all become accustomed to. Im talking about the good old Chinese royalty! And I want to emphasize that these guys will/should be dressed in century appropriate attire. As someone thats read a handful of 'marinette, princess of china' fics from the ML Fandom, I've noticed a common trend. Marinette wouldn't be in the culturally appropriate clothes, always ballgowns. Not that there's something wrong with it, its just most of if not all these fic are set in China, so I'd expect Chinese royalty to dress as THERE dress code calls for. And since this AU takes place far in the past like, it won't make sense for any of the characters to be in royal clothing that wasn't from there region. I'm not trying to white knight/gatekeeping. Im Guyanese not Chinese. But since JTTW and Monkie Kid take place in China, it's only right. In my opinion that it. You don't have to outright agree with me.

With out of the way, it's time for that good old AU crack

- Wukong is the king of the Flower Fruit kingdom(or a different one if you'd like, again I'm only familiar with what western culture has taught me, but I'll try my hardest) 

- he’s single but rumor has it he used to/still is dating the Vigilante/thief The Six Eared Macaque

- *chants ShadowPeach violently* 

- no one know whether it true or not

- On of his wanders around the kingdom he finds an abandoned baby in a basket. 

- and no shit sherlock it's fucking baby Xiaotian 

- I think we all know where this is going because i'm a simp for Monkey Dad & Monkie Son shenanigans

- Xiaotian becomes prince

Shit, ill be referring to Xiaotian as Mk from now on, I mentioned this before in a fic I wrote for lmk that Mk's a nickname for Xiaotian for some reason- wait i don't have to explain my self to you people!

- Sun loves his son

- MK is treated differently by staff and others because he's not blood related to the king

- no one mistreats MK per say, because there King loved his adopted son, but words are said behind his back

- Sometimes MK hears what’s said, and he feels as if he won't live up to his dad’s legacy.

- He meets Mei during a festival

- Mei is from a noble family, that wouldn't mind if they got a connection into the royal family.

- but it becomes hella clear to Mei’s family very fast that the two are just friends, and will always will be. but hey there daughter is bffs with the prince so that's a plus.       

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- the Demon Bull Family is rules a kingdom as well, I dont/am not creative enough to think of a name I leave that to you.

- It's a common misconception that DBK is a tyrant, when he’s not. 

- most of the time...

- they have been at war with the Monkey King for some time now and settled for a peace agreement.

- that agreement being there sons to marry

- oooo original i know

- MK and Red Son are roughly the same age, Mk being 20 and RS 22

- RS is revolted/disgusted at the idea of being wed to the Monkey Kings child, even more so when he realizes MK is adopted,

- but, that all changes the second he meets MK while he meets him by accident when he gets kinda lost in the palace when he and his parents go to discuss the arrangements.

- the second he looks at MK, he's instantly in love. MK less so, he's nervous and honestly kinda bummed he's not marrying someone he loves but it's for the good of his ppl, and he'll do anything for them.

- RS isn't even aware that MK is Suns adopted son until MK walks him back to the meeting room.

"Oh There you are MK! I was about to have a servant go fetch you!" Sun Wukong says, gesturing for his boy to come sit with him.

"S-sorry for keeping you waiting I got caught up in my lessons with Mr. Tang" MK responds, sitting next to his father. Red Son looked gobsmacked. The beautiful young man he had bumped into, was the prince of this land? Damn, life truly blessed him. Or cursed him depending on how you looked at it.

- the two are left alone in a separate room for a while.

- And MK straight up tells RS why he's agreeing to this union.

"Look Red Son. I've dreamed about meeting my one true love for a while. And I would give almost anything for that dram to be real. But I wouldn't ever dare give up my people, for as there price they mean more to me. I'm doing this for them, no other reason" MK says, his back straight and hands folded neatly in his lap. The look in his eyes was a mix of sadness, but that was drowned out by loyalty and determination. It just made Red Son fall for him even harder. Clearing his throat Red spoke.

"I understand, for im doing this for the betterment of my people to. But I propose a wager"

"A wager?"

"Yes, if i can make you fall in love with me by years end, before our marriage, we can live together like in the fairy tales from far away. But if I fail, in a years time afterwards you will be permitted to find your own path in life" Red Son stated. MK took a moment to process what was happening.

"So, if you succeed in making me fall in love with you, before our marriage we can live happily ever after?" Red Son nodded in response, letting the younger continue.

"And if I shouldn't fall for you, in a years time after our union, im free to leave?" Red Son nodded once more.

"So, what do you say?"

...

"Deal"

In the end, your free to choose their fate, should Red Son win the hart of Mk? Will he fail? Or will he let him go, and let him travel the country, after all Mk's a free spirit and keeping him trapped in a big house is like keeping a cannery trapped in a cage only for its song, only for it to dul. Or will the unthinkable happen and will both boys find their freedom? together or appart? I don't know, because that's all up to you 😉

personally, I’m partial to where MK and Red Son both find freedom together. Like they straight up run away together to somewhere far away and just live out there lives together. 

this could also be genderbent thing as well. MK or Red as their respective counterparts. Again it doesn't have to be, but it’s whatever bro. im just spitting out the idea. 

Also, there is a main side plot that they fight the WBS throughout the year as well, along with other shenanigans you wanna throw in.

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The second is a My Hero Academia/BNH/MHA AU

truth be told i'm not a big fan of MHA i think it to over hyped(this is also coming from the same person that’s a Fairy Tail fan lol), and the fandom i don't even know how to describe that mess, but I will admit not the whole of its toxic since every fandom has some toxic members, some even more so. 

I just sometimes find myself enjoying MHA AUs like the Fullmetal Alchemist, Danny Phantom, Evil!Deuk AU and several others. 

to make it clear I don't see this AU taking place the same time as the main plot of the actual Anime/Manga. This could be either like 6-10 years before or after the plot idk bro. But i’ll do this after the main story plot of MHA, so keep that in mind ya? another thing, the gang is still in China, the top hero school in the world just so happens to be in Japan, and it’s only ever mentioned by Sun wukong and other pro heros. So MK never attended AU. in short it’s only ever mention/ reference.  

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- Mk was considered Quirkless as a kid. 

- he was just a late blumer, i swear  

- Mai’s Quirk is called Dragon. 

- it pretty much works the same way as it does in the show(duh)

- Tang’s got a knowledge Quirk, 

- my man can retain information and he’s basically an archive of information drawback being his personality lol 

- Piggsy is a Animal that gained a Quirk

- in cannon to my current knowledge, there are two other characters that can confirm animals can become sentient. the characters being Fumikage Tokoyami, & Nezu the principal at the school UA.  

- Sandy is just Conner Kent, aka he like superman but can't fly, or shoot lasers from his eyes. And blue.  

I have two scenarios for Macaque and Wukong  

*- The first one is that, Sun Wukong & Macaque are brothers. twins to be exact. 

- they where legit people, but have mutation quirks that made them too like monkeys. 

- the added powers were just a boues. 

- Sun and Mac are close growing up, like there brothers but also best friends.

- the draw back to there quirks could honestly be whatever you want bro idk, same with the others tbh. Personally I like to think Sun just has lack of motivation, and Macaque needs to draw on other people's energy.

- Sun is a hero, Monkey KIng and Mac is a villain Six Eared.

- Sun was always treated has the golden child in the family, Mac always resented that, but there shitty up bring didn’t stop the two from being good brothers to one another.

- soon tho the resentment became hatred when Sun was able to attend UA in Japan, while Mac didn't.

- Mac be angy 

- so he became a villain, and joined the Chinese branch of the LOV(league of villains)

- Sun doesn't know this till he finds out during the all out war during the main story. and by that time he’s a full on hero with is own agency(The Flower Fruit agency)    

- when the hero's ultimately win and Mac is arrested 

- This ultimately hurts Sun a lot, his brother was in jail now, arrested for his involvement and wrong doings, he knew nothing about this! this brother, his blood. A bad guy? why? he hadn't seen his brother since he left for UA, he hadn’t seen him when he came home, and started his agency. 

- this just puts Sun into a funk so he’s not as active as he used to be, and he starts thinking he might need a successor 

*- The second one is that they were two separate people that had similar quirks and both attended UA but Sun ended up in the hero corse. so 1A.

- Both Macaque and Sun have similar quirks, Sun’s is obviously more light based while Macaque’s is more shadow based(this applies to the first one as well)    

- Macaque was placed in class 1B, U.A.’s High's Heroics Department, I believe, you can correct me. 

- In cannon Class 1A and 1B both went to the training camp. I can see the teachers pinning Sun and Macaque against each other to hone their skills. 

- And because of that they become great friends    

- In fact when they graduate they both co-found there hero agency together in China and are a duo.

- But due to Monkey King’s popularity and Six Eared's association with shadows(people sometimes saying he has more of a villains quirk than a heros) the public see’s Macaque as Sun’s sidekick when thats far from the truth. 

- now it’s up to you whether you think that Wukong and Macaque would be in a relationship together, but knowing how cooked we all are, ShadowPeach is a thing here more than likely. 

- If you do or don’t support/ like the ShadowPeach aspect, the two would be living together regardless since its more cost efficient. 

- They my be heroes but living costs are expensive!   

- I would imagine there would have been a huge fight/argument between the two in privet of course, at there home.(or in there shared office if you want the extra angst of the other people they work with hearing them fight)   

- If the two are dating, then this would either lead to an out right breakup, or Macaque just up and leaving with Wukong thinking he’ll come back once he’s cooled off. But after a week, with no sign of his partner, or him answering texts or calls, not even coming into work. Wukong gets worried that something might have happened to him. so there wouldn't be a confirmation if they were still a thing or not. 

- But Wukong remains hopeful, despite the nagging at the back of his head, and gut telling him to go find Macaque, or atleast make a public statement, or even just tell another pro hero about it.   

- on the not so shippy side, Macaque and Wukong still have there argument, and much like the ShadowPeach esc side, Macaque up and leaves, and isn't seen for weeks. the only difference here is that when Wukong comes home one night to there flat, most if not all of Macaques stuff is gone. 

- where as if this was the ShadowPeach side, Macaque leaves all of his possession in the flat he and wukong share. for the simple reason being, he still loves him and wants to go back, but Macaque being Macaque can’t bring himself to do it, especially after seeing just how hurt Wukong looked when he yelled at him just before he left.  

- in other words, ANGST DIALED UP TO A 10 BABY  

- in either case, its a news report that confirms Wukong's suspicions that he desperately didn’t want to believe, and that is Macaque turning into a villain.

- much like if the two were brothers, Wukong just can’t take it and is no longer as active as he once was, and is thinking about, either A) Retirement  B) Saying, “Fuck Society, Be Gay Do Crime” and join Macaque as a villain himself, or C) find a successor, and a way to bring Macaque back to there side, but most importantly, back to him.    

- also extra points if you're after people's hearts and want to make them suffer;  - If there dating, Wukong curle’s up in the bed he and Macaque shared, holding/wearing something of great value to Macaque and just crying himself to sleep, where as Macaque is getting wasted on alcohol, as he stumbles out of the bar he’s in, he either see’s something that reminds him of Wukong or while he’s trying to put his wallet back into his pocket, a photo of them on their first date fall’s out. and Macaque just cries in a nearby alley way. And it’s there where he gets indoctrinated into the League.

       - If there just friends, macaque heads to the nearest forest and just levels it, where as Wukong just gets engrossed into his work, trying not to think about it. you could add you own spin on this, again i'm just spitballing.             

- NOW BACK TO MK! :D     

- Obviously MK is a huge Monkey King fan     

- at Twenty MK has come to terms he's quirkless (HE’S NOT)

-for ANGST reasons MKs fokes kicked him out at this realization at 13.

- he works at Piggsy's Noodle shop, and has been since he was 14.

- don't need a quirk to drive or cook!

- the boy lives a content life with his new family, till DBK happens :D

- DBK runs a Mafia(in conjunction with TLOV) and has been in jail for like 5 years thanks to Monkey King, PIF and RS brake him out one night when MK's out making a late night delivery since Piggsy had the bright idea to go 24/7 service!

- one thing leads to another and Mk somehow manifest what looks like the Monkey King's staff, but its not, it’s MKs powers, it just so happens to be the same power the Monkey King has. And it practically goes down the same way in the pilot. 

- but unlike the pilot Mk and Mei go straight to the FF Agency, after making a panicked call to Pigsy and Tang.

- one way or another Mk are lead into Wukongs office. Mei being forced to stay in the lobby.

- they have there convo, butterfly monkey squishing included.

- "And so, I want you do be my success-" BOOM 💥

- from there they rush downstairs and see that the lobby has been infiltrated by the DB fam, and you know fight.

- once the DB family seems like there down, PIF wisks them away. Much to Monkey King’s displeasure.

From there stuff kind plays out like cannon, the calabash ep is just a conjoint quirk the Demon bros have. As for EP9, ill have to script that one out myself lol. I'll get onto it as soon as my will to commit stabs me in the face. Till then have a dancing Kermit the frog.

Now if you'll excuse me, am about to Kermit a felony :D

(For legal reasons thats a joke)

Psst @writingamongther0ses its done

[selimunfridhirako]

Shinji Hirako x Reader

💜 The First Date💜

A/N: I haven't been writing much and I do deeply apologize for that, again this is my secondary account, my first is @targaryens-blog I'm no longer allowing submissions no longer accepting requests at this time but for selimunfridhirako I'll have the ask box open if anyone would like to send anons just chatting or discussing topics. now that's out of the way I am taking a break from writing bnha/mha and will be focusing on creating Bleach content! I'll be tagging a few of my favorite bleach blogs I've found while trying to find good ol bleach content writers and here's a few to list^^@shinji-slut @sexintheseireitei @seireiteisins @hirako5hinji @buriedinbleach @jazzandzanpakutos @theseireitei @thesecondcircleofkel

First I know none of us talk I'm just simply a fan of all your works and you all inspired me to write bleach again your all my favs and truly hope you never give up writing for your favorite fandoms. This is my first official time writing for Shinji Hirako and I guarantee it won't be as good lol but that's the point! I just wanna write whether it's good or not. Please enjoy this scenario! Also tagging @so---ft & @fi16ns ! Much love

-Tara

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Word count: 17k

Warnings ⚠️: minor Alcohol use

Pairing: Shinji Hirako x Fem reader

Prompt: You finally worked the courage to ask Shinji on a date after years of pinning after the male. How will this might turn out?

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*You shouldn't be this nervous. Twiddling your thumbs and eyes down casted. Your head soon followed the sound of Shinji's voice, complaining about being hungry. You giggled mostly to yourself before sighing. Your heart soars everytime he's near, shake your head when hiyori and him are having their little spats, you go out of your way to even bring the blonde new magazines to read for his downtime. Way more than you'd like to admit. Your friend nudges you and smiles. "Just ask him if you guys can talk privately, it'll be okay." They say. Oh how easy you wish it could actually be. To work up such a courageous act to simply ask a man on a date. It'd be much easier if he would do it instead. Girls don't ask boys out, do they?. Finally after minutes chewing on your bottom lip you finally stood from where you sat and casually sauntered over to where he was sitting on the couch. Face in hand, his light brown eyes scanned the room before landing on your frame. He noticed you're tense shoulders and opted to sit upright and his attention on you to hopefully ease you Of whatever nervousness you're feeling. "Shinji.. Can we go outside and talk?." He smiles sweetly before placing his magazine on the couch, forgotten and getting up to follow you out. Now here, him standing in front of you, the idea seemed far more difficult than before. His slouched position and hand in his pocket, his free hand begun scratching the back of his head not knowing what to do now. You start to feel your chest feel extremely heavy, and heart begun to drop in your stomach just by his body language. You were scared shitless on what to do now. "Nice day out, huh?." You said trying to start some small talk.*

*Shinji's head looked up towards the clear blue sky before mumbling a "Yeah." In agreement and leaning his back against the wall of the warehouse for support. Shit. This couldn't get any worse. Your eyes closed and mentally slapped yourself at how pathetic you were being choosing to play with the hem of your sweater instead. Little did you know that Shinji was watching your every move and expression in his peripheral. And decided to break the ice for you.*

*"So, whatdya need ta talk ta me bout'?." **Your (eye/color) eyes finally met his calm one's. Feeling ease creeping into your every fiber and relaxing, but only a little. "Well, I. I just wanted to know-. " you made a humming sound through your nose and rubbing your arm to calm your nerves. * *'just. Ask. Him'*

*"Date.. With. Me?." Silence. All that could be heard was the sound of the wind rustling the loose leaves on the street. Soon though, his smile grew into his signature smile and his eyes twinkled.*

*"Yer askin' me out on a date (Name)?."*

*You couldn't Shake your head any faster almost causing you to get dizzy at the eagerness. Before a soft smile shown on your features.*

*"Y-Yes! If. You want to.." Why were you so nervous? You've been on dates before? But then again asking first was singlehandedly the hardest thing you've ever done.*

*"Hmpf. Nev'a been asked by a cute girl before. T'sound nice. When is it?." His smooth voice rang in your ears and heart lept with excitement.*

*"How's 7:30 pm?."*

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Here now in your room, You stared at your reflection for the 20the time, finding something new that needed touched up and make-up to be reapplied. Fixing your hair and smoothing down the dress giving yourself another look over. The dress your friend helped you pick out was stunning. White knee length, with semi thick straps that connected in the back with a lace design. With floral flowers in the color of pinkish red and a sash that wrapped around your waist. Final thing to top off was a white and black laced shawl you'll use to wrap around your arms and a simple hand bag for your phone makeup and wallet. You felt that since you were the one that asked him out, you figured it be appropriate to pay for the two of you as well. Role reversed much?. You let out a soft laugh.

Hearing you're phone beep, you quickly pulled it out of your purse before checking the message

Shinji 🎷:*Hey doll, M'Here."*

A dust of Pink adorned your cheeks while you let out a giggle from the nickname he gave you, before dashing off from your room to meet him at the front door. Opening the door, Shinji turned to the sound, adorning in a white button up shirt with a black tie, suspenders, black slacks with a nice pair of white and black dress shoes and holding a dark blue jacket on his forearm. He pulls his sunglasses up on his head and gave a modest whistle. "Yer lookin great (Name). N' all dressed up fer me?." He became so comfortable with that statement that he landed a hand on your waist to pull you closer getting a wiff of your nice smelling perfume and shampoo. "Gorgeous."

You smiled looking down at the ground, pulling a stray hair behind your ear.

"You're looking incredible yourself Shinji." He scoffs.

"Nah. This ole' thing?. Ts'been collecting dust."

You playfully slapped his chest before walking down the steps to the side walk. "So I was thinking about this nice restaurant I seen walking with (friends/name), wanna check it out?."

Shinji threw his palm up to stop you.

"No darlin. This one on me. I know a good place." Taking your hand in his he throws his jacket over his shoulder and proceeds down the street to a jazz club downtown. During the walk you soon discovered he called ahead and even made a reservation. Your mouth hung open and gawked at how fast he moved. You had only asked him out that morning and already he's made arrangements? Your heart wasn't sure how much you could handle this man.

After sometime walking you made it to a building called *'Cocktails and Dreams'*. Shinji opened the door for you and followed inside. The room was not too dark, but not too light, there was red leather booths sitting along the walls and small rectangular tables wrapped in red satin silk filling the middle of the room, and at the end of the room stood a beautiful stage with red, blues, pinks and purple stage lights. A piano, saxophone, a couple electric guitars and a cello sitting on their perks with band mates beginning their routine. The smell of cigars and delicious food filled your senses as you looked around. There wasn't many people here, probably regulars and some folks sitting at the bar upon entering the building and to top off this classy place soft jazz music played. Filling your soul with something it hasn't felt in many years. Warmth and happiness.

You were brought from your thoughts when the waitress walked past you. "Your booth is this way sir." Shinji threw his arm around your waist and led you to where you'll be seated together. He leaned down to whisper in your right ear. "So, whatcha think doll face.? Yer kinda place?." Your spine shivered with anticipation and licked your lips before responding. "It's perfect." Whilst making eye contact. He smirks, when the waitress took the card off the table she gestured the two of you to sit while she asked you two what drinks to start with. Shinji allowed you to slide in first before following suit. "Ya wanna alcoholic beverage or just water fer now?." He asked leaning towards you with that smile you love so much. "Water for now please." He nodded, "Two waters."

The waitress wrote it down and set two menus for you both to look over. Even the menu was fancy. "Ya wanna talk first then order? Or jus order than talk?." You smiled before placing the menu down. Sitting your chin in both your palms you leaned towards Shinji looking directly at him. He scooted closer to the point of your legs touching and threw his arm on top the booth chair behind you. He looked easy going and relaxed. Eyes half lidded while he looked at you through his lashes. You couldn't help but move in next to him and laying your head on his shoulder. This display of physical intimacy surprised the both of you before he let out a hearty chuckle.

"Where's'tha blushy nervous cutie who asked me out this mornin? M'not sure why but I'm enjoyin this kinda attention." You laughed with him. "I don't know. I guess once the jitters wore off happiness replaced it." You felt his head tilt to peer at the crown of your head. "Yer happy?." You hummed in agreement. Before lifting to look at him face to face. "To be honest I've been pinning after you for awhile." You looked down at the table. His smile faded into a slight frown. "But.. Seeing the way you flirted with girls. I felt I'd never have a chance. Till' this morning." His smile was completely gone but he replaced it with a smirk when you looked back at him. "M'Sorry doll. Nev' expected ya ta even gimme a second glance." You rolled your eyes.

"Well of course I did!." You giggled while he feigned fake hurt. By this time the waitress walked back with your waters and placed them down. Shinji moved to collect them. But you felt the women's presence lurking. You looked up at her and she was staring directly at Shinji, "Are you ready to order now, sir?." He gave a curt nod your way as to ask you as well, when you picked up the menu you quickly picked the chef's choice, as you were nervous to take too long, Shinji picked the same one before handing the menu back to the lady. "Thank you I'll have that right out to you, sir." Before walking away. For some reason you couldn't help but feel as if she disregarded your presence and only noticed Shinji. He turned back to you.

"(Name)." You turned your head his way. "Yeah?." He held your hand in his lap tracing patterns on your skin. "Wanna dance?." You beamed before nodding excitedly. He slid out the booth with your hands still connected before pulling you to your feet and towards the dance floor. The music wasn't too fast but not too slow, and soon he begun spinning you in slow circles before pulling you close to his frame. You giggled. You could feel your hands getting clammy at the closeness as your hands moved to lay atop his shoulders while he swayed and twirled with you on the dance floor. A couple times you had accidentally tripped or stepped on his foot, mumbling apologies while he shrugged it off. He taught you a few jazz moves before doing the signature twirl and dip. His left arm wrapped securely around the mid of your back while the other held your hand. He leaned in close to your face, a blush creeping incredibly fast, heart thumping in your chest. Your eyes widened as his face kept inching closer to yours, your eyes slowly closed Before he landed a soft sweet longing kiss on your forehead and bringing you back upright to his chest. The music ended and people hollered and clapped before music transitioned into a soft melody again.

Grabbing his hand, you both sat back down while laughing amongst yourselves and by then the food arrived. Two words. Mouth watering. House salad with shrimp and steak and to top it off you both ordered a coconut breeze martini to go with the meal. Needless to say you were thankful he picked the place, you knew jazz was his thing and boy did he deliver. You both chatted about music, movies and other favorite topics. Going as far as to critique little details within each topic. His laughs were genuine and sweet. Something you never heard before now, and his body language wasn't so much as lazy and uncaring as most times, but attentive and serious while still retaining his comical behaviour. Everything was perfect, he listened to everything you said chiming in time to time to put in his opinions and comments while you did the same with him. Slight brushing of leg and arms, and occasionally leaning towards the other, lips caressing each other's cheeks while you spoke. Needlessly to say, you begun to get a slight buzz from the alcohol a red hue tinting your cheeks. Your giggles and eye smiles were the cutest thing Shinji had ever seen. You were far more relaxed and open with jokes. After two hours sitting and talking and eating, the waitress had come back for the final time to ask if you two wanted anything else, and if Shinji would like the bill. You went to reach for your purse to pay, but Shinji had moved his palm up to stop you as he did before. "It's on me darlin. I'm the man, 'mayyybe' next time ill'have ya pay." Your eyes widened for the up tenth time that night, trying to argue back that it was your treat. And then it hit you. *'next time ill'have ya pay.'*

Your hands shot up to hold your cheeks and stared at Shinji in shock. He laughed watching as you turned away with the brightest blush, *"he said next time? He wants to go out with me again?"* you squealed to yourself. Shinji watched with a soft smile as you had your monologue before seeing the waitress hand him the check, he thanked her before her hand touched his shoulder in a flirtatious way, his eyes narrowed at her gesture.

"I hope you have a nice night sir." She gave him a sultry smile and a wink before walking off to serve another round of tables. He scoffs, upon opening the check he seen a piece of torn paper with a note along with a number written on it. He scoffs again; *'if you want to spend a night with a real women, call me ;)-' (xxx) -xxx- xxxx'*

He makes quick work of the paper after writing the amount on the bill then left a note for the waitress. He didn't even bother to wait for her to collect the check before he insisted you and him leave for a walk. He slides out, taking your hand in his and helping you out of the booth and putting his hands on your hips to follow you outside.

The waitress had walked eagerly back to your tables to collect the check and plates. Quickly opening the check with anticipation before her face fell in disappointment.

*'Thanks, but I got a real women. Oh, and ya not gettin a tip :) hav'a nice night.'*

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the walk was even more peaceful, not so much chatting, just making small comments about the scenery or how well the food and music was.

Your eyes turned to look at Shinji. "I didn't want to bring this up, but I felt that the waitress-. " Shinji stiffened.

"Didn't like me very much." He hummed. "S'fine dollface. I took care of it." Your heart swelled you could hear your friends voice echoing through your head. *"Cuff him. Cuff him."*

You let out laugh to which caused Shinji to turn his head. "Wha'so funny?." You Shook your head and squeezed his hand, by this time you both had made it to your home. He walked you to your door. "Well. This is me." He begun to slouch and scratch his head again mumbling to himself. The action would've made you think he was disinterested but the light pink hue dusting his cheeks told another story. You laughed at him and placed a hand on his upper arm drawing him from his thoughts. His soft brown eyes scanned your features before walking closer to you holding your hand in his with utmost care.

"Shinji."

"Yes dear?."

"Can. We do this again?."

He smiles. "Absolutely."

It was your turn to smile. Before your hands followed his arms up to his shoulders, and stopping at where his neck connects, soft hands wrapping where his neck starts and peering into his eyes with heated passion. You sighed softly smelling his expensive cologne.

"(Name)."

"Yes?."

"May I, kiss ya now?. Fer real this time."

You stood on your tiptoes to get closer to his face. Pulling his face only centimeters away from where you wanted him the most. Your lips were parted for him, his eyes lowered from her irises to your parted pink lips.

Before finally closing the gap to a kiss as Swift and loving as the first shine of sun adorning the horizon. And left little to the imagination of his feelings towards you. You wish you could say the kiss was short but you both held it for as long as your lungs could allow, before finally parting for air at last.

Breathless and full of love.

"I'll see ya tomorrow yeah?." You nodded excitedly before pulling him in for a hug. "Goodnight shinji. Thank you for a wonderful time."

He gives you one more squeeze before letting you go and walking in the direction of the warehouse. You leaned against your front door after sighing dreamily to yourself. You should ask him out more often.

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A/N: hope this was amazing unfortunately my computer is down so I had to do all of this on mobile and wasn't able to put a Read More™ link. It was supposed to be a short one shot to get me started but inspiration bug hit so I apologize for the long post. I hope you enjoyed, my ask box for this side blog is open feel free to slide in and say hi! Love you all and more works will be upcoming ~ stay tuned. Much love

- Tara 🐉🔮

[oheyfox]

Merman Mammon

Okay this story is a bit inspired off of a story in the MHA fandom so you might see some similarities, but anyway please enjoy! (❁´◡`❁)

Today was a rough day for you, you came back from work feeling horrible

You had a lot on your mind, so to clear it, you went to the ocean docks

You lived very close to the ocean so you visit often

You were walking up to the docks and plopped down on the edge of the wood with your feet dangling a little over the water

It was almost sunset and you were still sitting here, your were about to get up and leave until you felt something touch your toes

You pulled your foot up and looked leant over to see what could have done that

You looked back up at the setting sun and then something lightly pulled on your other foot

"I'm probably just imagining this..."

You then got up to leave, turning away from the ocean, something suddenly splashed you with water

It couldn't have been to ocean, it was too calm to have done that

"Urgh.. If there's some kid out here pulling a prank! It's not funny!" You said turning back to the ocean

As you were turning back, you saw a glimpse of white falling back into the water

You looked around to notice you were the only person on the beach in this area, wouldn't you have noticed someone coming to the water?

You tried to just ignore what happened and went home to rest

The next day, your friend gave you this beautiful anklet

The anklet had a piece of silver hanging in the front, you put it on when you got home

You headed out to the beach again, you weren't upset like last time, but you just for some reason wanted to go

Maybe curiosity was pulling you in, you still didn't know what was messing with you yesterday

You say on the edge of the docks with your feet hanging over the water

You sat there for awhile just thinking until you feel your anklet being pulled off your foot, you looked down at your foot seeing that it's gone

"Hey! What happened?" You panicked

You then see two glowing blue eyes staring up at you from the water, you jumped back

You looked over the dock again to instead see a white haired male staring at you with his blue eyes

"Were you the one pranking me?!"

"You're a funny human." He responds

"Human? He says human like he's not one." You thought

"Did you take my anklet?"

"What? You mean this?" He pulls his hand out of the water holding your anklet, he had webbed fingers and yellow scales on his wrist

You ignored the scales and webbed fingers, "Yeah, give it back!" You try to reach out and grab it, but he moves away

"No way, human! Finders keepers!"

"But you stole it- and why do you keep calling me a human? Aren't you one too?"

"I'm not a human! I'm a ..." He mumbles the last part

"You're a what?" You lean in closer

"Grr.. A merman."

"Is this guy for real?" You thought

"I'll make a deal with you. I'll give you this back," He waves around the anklet, "if you let me touch your legs."

You can't believe you'd agree to this, but you wanted the anklet back and what could this guy possibly do?

"Deal." You pull you legs up onto the docks

"I'll be right up!" He disappears into the water for a few seconds and then shoots out landing onto the dock, you looked down to see where he legs would've been, but his legs were replaced with a fish tail

The tail was black with white diamond shapes and yellow spots inside the diamonds

The man also have white V's on his chest

"Hey! Take a picture, it'll last longer."

You must have been staring, "What is that?" You pointed to his tail

"My tail, you dummy." He wiggled it around, "didn't I just tell ya I was a merman? You humans are so forgetful."

"Is it real?"

"Of course it's real!"

You reached out to touch it, but he pulled away with a small blush on his cheeks

Trying to brush things off, "So why do you want to touch my legs..?"

"They look so squishy! I don't get to see them everyday y'know, especially so close up like this."

Trying to ignore the fact that he called your legs squishy, you asked for his name, "What's your name?"

"Me? I am the GREAT Mammon! The one and only!"

"Oh, I'm the casual MC..." You replied thinking his ego was kind of cute

"I guess lets get this over with." You moved your legs closer to him, you blushed a bit, in return he blushed

He picked up your foot and started softly feeling and examining your toes

You never had someone getting so feely with your feet

It tickled so whenever you flinched, he would get a bit flustered

When he was done, you asked for your anklet back, he gave your anklet back and as you walked away, you heard

"It's not like I want you to stay with me, but I would mind it if you did."

"Did he want to talk longer?" You thought as you look back at him, his eyes told you just how lonely he was

You walked back to the edge of the dock and sat down right beside him again

"You're lonely, aren't you?"

"Lonely?! No! I got a load of brothers- I mean friends!"

"Oh okay." There was silence, you tried to start things up again, "Hey, can I touch your tail? It would only be fair since you touched my legs!" You smile

"It was fair! You got your thing back."

"Please...?" You used puppy eyes on him

"Hey, don't do that!" He moved his tail over to you, "I guess the great Mammon could allow it."

"You'll let me?" He nods, "Thanks, Mammon!" You lighty rode your fingers along his tail

You were so focused on his tail that you didn't notice Mammon's completely red face

All that was going through Mammon's head was "A cute human is touching me! ≧﹏≦"

I'm gonna end it here for now! It's getting a bit long! Heres part 2! P.S. I would let Mammon touch my legs all day 😍

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