#or mold

[ghostlyfeelings]

everyday i have a headache

[feefal]

Mold x calico cats!

[irusanw4]

Starting a collection

If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever

[sreegs]

hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary

you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked

and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily

as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together

there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool

furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.

whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again

and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.

lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.

[karda]

i miss science class bro. we dont put things under microscopes as much as we should

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

The JK Rowling black mold saga

[thefloatingstone]

My friend posted this to the group chat and I laughed at it for like 5 minutes straight

[weezeryuri]

[kisses you tenderly on the lips while holding you like my lover] don’t eat any food with mold on it even if you cut the moldy part off ok?

[hexcolour]

[pangur-and-grim]

the carousel pins are back! AND the boy is getting his own!

(they're up for pre-order at greerstothers.shop)

[apollos-boyfriend]

lunchly having mold problems is bad enough for their image but giving ro a first-hand account of the mold is possibly the worst possible scenario for them. ro kill

[lichenaday]

When I was a little girl I dreamed of one day being nasty, off-putting, and insane, and I am so glad I have found a career that allows for that. This morning my boss asked me to go into the forest and collect slime molds and so I did. Just crawling through the dirt, cutting bits of rotting bark off of logs with my knife, hanging with the toads and bugs and slugs on the forest floor. And I get paid to do this. I am your local cryptid and I could not be happier about it.

[feefal]

Physically pains me to work on bigger pieces because my nut sized brain hates stuff that takes longer than a day (but I think miss dead merm over here will be worth it)

[aerequets]

(part 1)

(short comic) (you can otherwise search 'spy x pta' on my profile)

MY GOODNESS. it's been a hot minute since i posted the first part and i guess i just couldn't SHUT UP because this is FOURTEEN PAGES LONG. FOURTEEN. you can even see some pages where the linework is slightly different because i drew it like 6-ish weeks ago, that's how long this has been cooking. drawing in general has been hard lately because of time constraints, BUT i am so happy i finished this. this is like my fav project even tho it isnt as popular, but who cares!!!!! POPULAR IN MY HEART

[lunaticalis]

Having an argument in the server. I need to prove I am not insane for putting sliced sandwich bread/white bread/loaf whatever do u call this 🍞 in the freezer.