#or like... minecraft married?
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i saved you some cats!
#iskall85#stressmonster101#hermitcraft season 10#mcyt#hermitblr#can someone tell me if these two are married?#or like... minecraft married?#i mostly try to avoid digging into CCs' private lives#but these two flirt almost as much as Joel and Etho
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there is no one advocating harder for the lgbt community than the cishet white man on hermitcraft
#hermitblr#hermitcraft#/hj#the non cishet white men are also doing the most#but nothing says 'ally' like marrying your homie in minecraft#this is about#docm77#if that isn't clear#god i love pride month#what a great day to be gay
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big problem with the perimeter covering videos is that they restart my "dig a big hole" disease. like i had plans. i have builds i wanna make. i also should be asleep. instead im selecting the perfect chunks to build a hole straight to bedrock. in my hardcore world. i am sure this will have 0 consequences.
#bo hardcore#did i wake up early to play minecraft before the day starts?? you cant prove anything.#my coworkers ask if i did anything fun this weekend and i think the fact that i dont drink much makes me seem like. very straightlaced.#like they all assume im married bc i never go out. but really its that if i were hungover on a weekend i could not wake up early to dig a
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this is an actual pic from the garrance wedding guys trust
original under the cut :3
@star-boi0720 the garrance brainrot is spreading fr
#aphblr#aphmau#minecraft diaries#aphverse#mcd#aphmau art#aphmau fanart#mcd rewrite#garroth mcd#laurance zvahl#garroth ro'meave#laurance mcd#garrance#garrence#garroth x laurance#laurence zvahl#laurence mcd#zane ro'meave#zane mcd#vylad ro'meave#vylad mcd#zane is homophobic specifically towards his older brother n his new husband#like. is the marriage politically advantageous for new o'khasis? sure.#does he like the lord of new meteli? yeah#but of all the people that garroth could marry. did it Have to be laurance zvahl.#zane decides he isnt drunk enough for this shit.#ashes ashes mcd
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#artists on tumblr#herobrine#Herobrine with a capitol H because PROPER NOUNS#minecraft animation#minecraft#animation#ibispaint art#ibispaintx#entity 303#these two argue like a married couple#ace ventura vs crowly ass dynamic
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The way the narrative frames Laurance's actions during The Wedding (ya know, werewolf one) is actually really frustrating to me. It's Malachi's castle all over again
Because the characters talk about the even as if Laurance only went ballistic because he was jealous of Aphmau marrying someone else? As if he and his companions hadn't just been sold like a commodity? As if they're very humanity hadn't been altered (turned into meif'wa)? As if Katelyn wasn't sitting alone in a cell half naked, Aphmau wasn't being forced to marry a man she didn't know, and Laurance himself was mere moments away from certain death? But yeah no, he just go super jelly and killed all those werewolves!!
#aphmau#laurance#laurance zvahl#minecraft diaries#mcd#aphblr#aphverse#BUT YOU SEE IT RIGHT??#it's Laurance being completely reduced to ''guy who likes aphmau“#like dude was in a tight spot#he could either go crazy or die and watch his friends lives turn to hell#like I'm sorry#but acting like he only did it out of jealousy is stupid#that's a factor ig#but it's more “She deserves to happy I can't believe she is being forced to give her life away like this''#not ''omg shes marrying him and not me rn :( :( :(“
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hey i know that no one seems to want to address this and we’ve got way bigger fish to fry right now but what the fuck is going on with these two
#i don't remember THIS in the silmarillion. are we doing elven pseudoincest in my christian minecraft server#her going to tell him all about the dreams she has about halbrand like ‘’wait til brotherhusband hears about this’’#and he got so mad at her about her thing with halbrand and he keeps bringing it up completely unprompted. it's PERSONAL lmao#in canon elrond pulls a jacob from twilight and marries her daughter somewhere down the line. mess all around.#why is no one talking about this. i feel like i’m going crazy.#the rings of power#elrond#galadriel
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Is the last one inaccessible to the modern (dumb!!!) world, who no longer love Mork from Ork!!
Mork was drawn by my friend @dustystripe and I just happened to draw Joe hills close to him
#fanart#hermitblr#hermitcraft#hermits#empires smp#empiresblr#empires s1#does it count as shipping if they’re actual legit married#like do I have to tag Lizzie x Joel#or is that a given??#joe hills#Joe hills from Nashville Tennessee#juppet#hermitcraft season 10#ldshadowlady#lizzie ldshadowlady#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#bdoubleo100#bdouble0#bdubs#mork and mindy#mork from ork#bilby art tag#Minecraft
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It makes me laugh how Cellbit and Roier, despite being really good friends, if they are playing something together like for example among us, THEY STILL CALL THEMSELVES WITH THE SAME NICKNAMES THEY HAVE ON THE QSMP.
And also rp as a married couple even out of the server.
#cellbit#roier#qsmp#qsmp cellbit#qcellbit#spiderbit#qsmp roier#guapoduo#qroier#like they don't even need to try#they just present themselves as a married couple by default#i can't stand them#unbelievable#like you can drop it guys stop flirting please i feel like im third wheeling everytime i follow Cellbit's stream#i love them don't get me wrong#i love them a lot#but what are you doing#SHAKES THEM#YOU ARE ALREADY MARRIED IN MINECRAFT STOP MARRYING EACH OTHER IN EVERY GODDAMN UNIVERSE AND GAME WHAT
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I love how Skeppy asked Bad why bad decided to give him owner and Bad just make a noncommital comment like he's trying to "play it cool"
hes like ummm because I think it would make things more entertaining. (not because I trust you with my life and want us to be partners in everything. definitely not that)
#like the way skeppy was saying awww look at us both being owners together! was like.#they're minecraft married.#skephalo
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how do i turn qantoine’s spontaneous marriage proposal to qetoiles into evidence of his early-days fear of qfrench drifing away and keeping secrets from one another
#the conversation takes place in antoine’s vod: L’ANNIVERSAIRE DE TALLULAH at 41 mins ish#like . okay . its such a fucking crazy moment to me that still lives in my head bc it’s a a joke . but it’s also not#he asks etoiles directly after spiderbit wedding . ‘don’t you want to get married?’#after it gets mentioned*#etoiles turns him down bc he ‘doesn’t have time to fuck [he] needs to kill everyone’#and antoine says ‘well but— just a marriage’ like it’s the act itself that is the most important to him not anything that could come with it#the confirmation of partnership . of having someone to rely on . something that feels to him maybe more certain and solid than the#friendships antoine had at that point . like if he felt things were slipping and he was being left behind he wanted the certainty of#something like a marriage that is traditionally considered More important and certain .#and i think the end of their conversation is notable in how antoine brings up the notion of betrayal — he getting betrayed by others and how#he’s fed up with it . after etoiles says no to the marriage (though specifying that he’s gonna think about it) antoine brings the whole#betrayal thing up after a pause . he doesn’t necessarily consider etoiles as having betrayed him but it’s that lack of certainty#certainty that etoiles has refused to give him that makes him start to open up about how he’s tired of people promising him things (or#seeming to promise him things) only to leave him out and in the dark . and there’s an insecurity there that really shines if you take this#moment into consideration with the Larger Shifting his character is going through .#like tldr ; qantoine has begun to realise that his friends are starting to form deeper bonds with other people and thus keep secrets with#them which to him means leaving him behind . taking notice of this he brings this up to his friends in . not exactly direct ways . he#talks about how he doesn’t like secret keeping but doesn’t seem to push much further and he also tries to remedy the issue#of feeling left behind by doing shit as discussed above ^ however on account of the InHuman i’m not sure he understands what he’s doing very#well . and as we know antoine doesn’t make much progress and ends up retreating into himself and beginning to keep his own secrets . to do#his own shady shit . to work in the shadows and not be honest with any of his friends either . to hold them at arm’s length despite how much#he still cares . the only person he puts his full trust into anymore is pomme . not ayp who he deems too underhanded . not bagz who he sees#as having started the whole ‘secret keeping’ stuff in the first place . and not etoiles who’s actively going down a path with the codes and#resistance that he cannot follow#that was NOT a short tldr . why the fuck am i writing dissertation length tags about MINECRAFT BLOCKS#god whatever who cares i get joy out of this thats what matters#anw if you read this far holy shit ur insane . thank you#i am going to bed now godbless !#jay rambles#qfrench.posting
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RANBOO WAS THE SPECIAL GUEST????
for those unaware, Ranboo (they/he and @/ranboolivesaysstuff on tumblr) is a twitch streamer of former minecraft/DSMP fame, and also notably was an alleged member of the phandom growing up!
#JUMPSCARE i never expected to see them again after I left that fandom 😭#hes chill I have nothing against him or current minecraft fans just like oh my god what a crossover#mcyt#married fuckers#phan
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Moralizing the Boatboys hate is so funny lol you guys do realize joel edits and puts together his own videos . Just say you're not into it and ignore it
#going to get uncomfortably real here but okay here me out#many ccs know about the shipping stuff and they Will play into it because its their JOB#its their job to hold your attention and make you like them and interested in them#theyre grown ass adults on social media#if i was a cc that said something during recording that i didnt want people to take the wrong way#i would simply cut it out because i can do that#i agree that people take it too far#but ultimately a lot of mcyt fanworks are derivative and based off of caricatures#like joel KNOWS that people find the etho obsession bit funny. thats why he brings it up all the time#i agree that there are some things ccs don't want to see but also they spend hours listening to themselves talk and thinking about how they#are perceived. im sure theyve spent time thinking about Shipping#like again there are boundaries and limits to this obvs but also joel drawing hearts around etho in gartic phone is basically him saying#im continuing this bit because i know it gets engagement and i think its funny#he knows it gets perceived as romantic and hes okay with it#why? because hes married and he knows that his online persona is Not him and he knows that his minecraft yaoi with his friends isnt actually#how he feels about them as people. joel irl is NOT into ethoslab at ALL lol but hes okay with joel the minecrafter appearing that way#its one thing to read too deep into a friendship and its another to just roll with what the ccs are handing you and I dont think its any#different here
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Sometimes when I read Laurance x reader fics I insert Garroth as the Y/N
#where did this mcd brainrot come from wtf#Every time I’m madly in love with a character I ship them constantly with a certain character#Like I’m not good enough to be in a relationship with them let’s be real so marry this other guy instead#It’s like projection but not really#Garrance has a grip on me istg#I don’t give a shit if it’s a fem!reader or masc!reader or nb!reader iT WILL BE GARROTH#THEY WILL SMOOCH ON MY WATCH#aphverse#aphblr#Aphmau#laurance zvahl#garroth ro'meave#minecraft diaries#mystreet#garrance
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boosfers whole thing made me realize something, in addition to power, all the antagonists of the series all have Some kind of connection to wealth and riches
#vidwatching#watchblogging#uu#not ls#vid: I Built Minecraft's Safest Civilization#the biggest example of this is probably zam and boosfer#cause it seems like they use being rich as a sort of emotional clutch stemming from some rather severe trust issues#whereas for most of them its more a practical thing cause the richer you are the more power you can wield#<- case in point is clownpierce whos a mercenary which is basically The job of all time that marries both wealth and power#and not only is he one of if not the most powerful player on the server#hes also insanely wealthy judging from all the hugeass complicated prisons and escape rooms he commissions
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you may LIKE dante but did you write a mcd self-insert fanfic where you got together with him in the first book and then got married in the second book, but also had an irl mock wedding with your friends who watched mcd, where you used the ring given to you as a birthday gift as a wedding ring and have worn it almost everyday since that glorious november ceremony in 2015
#i wish i was exaggerating#and i still wear it on the ring finger of my left hand#to this very day#it’s not like i’m still telling everyone i’m married#bc it’s just a cute ring#but you bitches do not love dante like i do#you cant even compare#i was NINE he was the king of my heart#aphmau#minecraft diaries#aphmau minecraft diaries#aphmau mcd#aphmau dante#dante my beloved
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