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u know it's gon' be the slutiest, messiest, sloppiest, hard core sex when the post had sum hentaí banner n the pinkiest color
#i love your banners#haikyuu x reader#jjk x reader#tokyo revengers#haikyuu#tokyo revengers x reader#haikyuu smut#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen#or like when it's organised
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people be wondering why there's no appearance from hades in any of the sagas, especially the underworld saga (even if he wasn't in the odyssey itself) i have a theory!
spoilers for vengeance saga and future ithaca saga!
do you not understand how busy that poor guy/god is during odysseus' terrible, horrible, no good, bad journey home™
first he has 7 freshly made pancakes men (14 if you count the club smash noises in survive, but we'll go with 7 for this) sent by chef polyphemus, appearing one after the other.
not long after that, you have 550 very soaked (drowned) men pop through in the blink of an eye, no thanks to his younger brother, mr ruthlessness himself, poseidon.
then while he's still counting/organising the paperwork for them, a young man appears, who happens to be very drunk (talking about pig men?)
not long after that, somehow a warship filled with mortal men breaks into the underworld, ALL ALIVE, and the (king? leader? captain? he's not too sure at this point) starts singing outside his front door about becoming a monster????? but before he can sic cerberus on them, they leave on their own
finally he thinks he has a break when 6 men holding torches (are some missing limbs?!?) have now joined the party down under (granted they're all in no mood to party, they weren't expecting to become snacks for a sea monster)
and just as quick as they'd arrived, in a flash (just like the snap of lightning that took them out) 36 crispy/fried men (gods damn it zeus) appear, weapons drawn like they were about to attack someone (how does that one guy at the front swing such a big sword?)
at this point hades is wondering what the fuck is happening upstairs, because ain't no way these 600 men are all from the same fleet/island under one guy's command (turns out the captain's name is odysseus)
he thinks his prayers are answered because he has had peace for 7 years, just the normal flow of souls into the underworld- (wait whats that chanting)
suddenly those previous 600 souls are flying their way outta the underworld (he didn't know they could do that) while singing "six hundred men! (six hundred)" on repeat
they return though (thank the gods, he didn't need to go soul hunting) and once again he thinks everything will be calm
(he also found out from zeus, that their brother got his godly-ass handed to him by that MORTAL odysseus! WHO USED HIS OWN WEAPON AGAINST HIM (something to help make him laugh over spring & summer and while he waits for his beautiful persephone to return home))
he finally thinks his time with odysseus and the souls that come from him/being around him is over. when in minutes of each other, the souls of 108 men appear, all killed in gruesome ways. then they tell him that they were killed by beggar who then revealed himself as king odysseus, from trying to marry his wife and take over his kingdom (ok very understandable murder then)
at this point hades doesn't know whether he's excited for, or dreading the day he actually meets odysseus in the distant future (yes distant, i don't care about/ don't accept the telegony. let the poor man enjoy the rest of his life with his son and wife!!!)
but yeah, understandable why you don't hear from him throughout the sagas
#hades: i'm hard working & organised#hades: i love and spoil my wife for the six months she's here and then love and miss her dearly for the six she's not#hades: so WHY am i being punished with all this extra work because of ONE MORTAL#hades: *looking at all the souls that keep appearing*#hades: CAN YOU ALL STOP MOVING AROUND?! ITS SO FRUSTRATING WHILE IM TRYING TO COUNT!!#can gods get grey hair? because i feel like this has caused hades some#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#hades#hades epic#? i guess#odysseus epic#epic the musical spoilers#epic the vengeance saga spoilers#epic ithaca saga#epic ithaca saga spoilers#can you spoil something when your pulling/using the info from an ancient poem?#*shrugs*
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Why doesn't the justice league know about Amity Park?
Okay so it's been a bit sonce I watched the show but one of the things in DpxDC is the anti-ecto acts, which I love, but correct me if I'm wrong, I THINK ??? they only show up in reality trip? SO: What if Danny, when using the gauntlet to undo everything, also got rid of the Anti-Ecto acts? but this is babys first time editing reality so he uh Fucks Up A Lil'. As a result when Danny used the reality gauntlet to wipe the AEA from existence he accidentally wiped Amity Park from perception. A big 'nothing matters over here' jedi mind trick, and now no ones looking at Amity. So, the Justice League actually WERE looking into and monitoring the situation in Amity, but when the perception filter closed them off, all of that suddenly went ignored.
This is noticed when someone (Alfred, Dick, Tim, literally anyone) realises theres just. A BIG dusty pile of case files semi abandoned somewhere in the cave when going through a (time period)ly cave cleaning.
They put it down because it's Not Important.
They come back to finish the cleaning the next day and do the exact same thing, but there's nothing to actually distract them this time and it pings as weird. Because why would case files be not important? They are by definition important, because only things flagged as important go into case files.
They try to get someone else to read it, because as long as they don't read the information in the file, they don't put it down.
That person goes to read it, gets a line in and then says something like 'that isn't important' and goes to leave. Person A pushes it and person B ALSO catches on.
Que the Batfam trying to figure out hey, what the fuck actually?
Meanwhile, how is Amity fairing? Canon compliant everything's going alright? Or have knock on effects to No One Look Here started to show?
#Another way for the JL not to notice amity park and not make the JL wildly incompetent#and if the anti ecto acts ARE a response to reign storm#then the JL doing their own investigations into it around that time checks out#plus it opens plenty of reasonable excuses for some of the more horrifying concepts to take place#oh an entire town only people inside it can percieve?#an entire organisation like the giw you could totally bullshit something like#they have anti ghost technology of COURSE the perception filter doesnt effect them#they made the anti filters when they realised they were unable to communicate outside the town#so thats how theyre getting funding and supplies in#(and that leaves a trail for the JL to follow)#YEAH#an entire town that cant be percieved#with a population that arguably the government has given free range on?#that sounds like a cadmus PLAYGROUND#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#danny phantom#story prompt#or starter?#lmao not sure
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Honestly it's pretty fucked up how a story about a guy being arrested for human trafficking was turned into a meme. Sure the guy primarily known as some annoying, mysoginistic dickhead on the internet, who got owned on twitter by a 19 year old and accidentally tipped off the police about his location in the process, and that is pretty funny, but people at this point are joking about human trafficking as if it's nothing.
You realise there were actual real women he was holding captive and sexually exploiting right? This isn't just some funny twitter drama.
#human trafficking is a massive problem in my country due to widespread poverty and organised crime#this isn't like when elon musk gets booed off the stage at an event or something#andrew tate
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the things ekky has done or said that i cant stop thinking about. the 4 minute cut.
#theres a lot more#but those videos exist in vertical and like wow yeah#obviously because of that honourable mentions:#ekky on the pole almost kicking luosty in the face falling on his ass while he gets hauled up by multiple cats and mikksy put his hat back#ekky calling forsy a perfect swede#ekky slowdancing with sasha at the club#ekky saying im below you to benny while pointing out his name#ekky showing off his tat every minute he can by pulling up his shorts at the parade and gave us an egregious look at his dick#the first time ekky and mikksy do the bumpy ritual and ekky grunts at each bump and goes I LIKE THAT#any practise day mini mic shenanigans i.e “forsy cuz i love him” “forsy but only with his shirt off”#when he went tarps off for his cupday because it was raining on the golfcourse#additionally when he shimmied the cup to feeling hot hot hot#that time he was wearing shorts that they were bunching up in the front and he had to “subtly” pick it out in front of a crowd of phins fans#that time he organised a sturgeon tagging trip and invited the boys who liked fishing and also monty for vibes#because fishing is his love language#oh letting maffhew pour champagne in his mouth at the club#feeling up stolie at the end of the parade and lifting up his shirt#drinking out of the cup with forsy and also feeding himself the champgane cam but forsy taking it away from him#him hugging senko into his stall#honestly anytime he brings up forsy whether its his footspeed/speed. his body.#or how blessed he is to play with him#and likening him to a greek god#please dont make me go on
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Dyou think that when Stede is sad or having a bad day he just stays quiet? The average person can’t tell he’s not doing good but Ed just knows. His jokes are less enthusiastic, he makes fewer silly comments, and he’s got this faraway look in his eyes. And Ed knows he’s gonna have to ask multiple times before he actually gets Stede to tell him what’s up cause Stede will always just go “yes I’m fine don’t worry just tired ☺️” at first. But eventually when whatever is bothering him comes out he’ll get to spend the rest of the day wrapped up in Ed’s arms.
#I like to think Stede is like me#and verbally expressing what’s upsetting can feel almost painful at times#it’s always better when it comes out#but fuck he’s exhausted afterwards#also the whole thing of having to hide his emotions and cry in private all his life#yeah#ofmd#stede bonnet#edward teach#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#ughhh I need to start tagging all my headcanons so I can go back and find them#but that means I’ll have to go back through the last two years of posts and tag them too!#but I like to keep stuff organised!#maybe that’s a long term job for me to do#Ollie brainrots
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Jack and Ianto being a power couple? Either at work or at a meeting with UNIT or wherever
someone gimme fic recs like this immediately please 🫴
#I love power couple janto who work seamlessly together as if they’re extensions of the same person#torchwood#torchwood fanart#dwmmm.ask#janto#idk why the queen looks so weird in this pahahahha#apologies for my last post here is fun happy janto instead#I NEEEED more fics where janto are like viewed from external organisations POV#especially if they’re putting on some kind of power couple performance#ianto has definitely saved jacks ass in meetings SO many times jack has not read any preliminary paperwork ever#it’s the whole ianto naturally helping Jack with his coat without a second thought vibe sort of thing#they’re like extensions of the same being#Ianto definitely calls jack sir to mess with him at unit meetings >:)#I hope u like iantos little bow tie and combed hair when he’s meeting the queen#he’s a cutie patootie !!
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the juppet with a cup of. well. a cup of joe
#organisation tags:#hermits and crafting#the guy who conquers death - he plays for nashville when he plays minecraft#drawn in the void above the nether#reach tags:#joehills#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10#notes:#a quick juppet for the new sideblog!!#the juppet is like some kind of bug. to me
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so if solas sees himself in the inquisitor because of how they were made a leader, a prophet and a symbol by people who followed them, just as fen'harel had been made a leader and a saviour for by the freed elven slaves, will he see himself in rook because they're left alone against the threat they can't possibly defeat without singlehandedly making decisions that will impact the world in unknown ways, just as fen'harel had been left alone against evanuris with no other option but to create the veil
#just a thought. because 'what will they call you when this is over' haunts me to this day#anyway i genuinely wonder which way they'll take the solas-protagonist parallel this time#because it sure did happen before! but if they do that again there must be something they can offer#for now i see this like the inquisitor reflects that part of fen'harel story where he became a hero to his people#and then. the history got it all wrong.#but rook i think. their story might reflect the later and uglier parts of fen'harel's path. the ones that made their way into these legends#and then got spiced up with evil laughter. the hard decisions solas once had to make#it's not like inky's story didn't have that kind of decisions. but i think dai didn't focused on that kind of impact that much#also the inquisitor was backed up by their inquisition; as was fen'harel by his followers once#but at the end fen'harel is also known as who he hunts alone. you get the idea#I'm just speculating here but it seems our only kind of organisation is rook's companions. and whoever agrees to help them#without directly joining them. they have a lot less power than the inquisition did#which is interesting on it's own i think#but i think it would be interesting to see solas guide someone knowing full well they won't be able to make the right decision#because there's none#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#solas#the inquisitor#rook
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One time I saw someone try to claim that Edelgard was a victim of bigotry and I didn't know how to respond to that. I mean that figuratively. Trying to explain what bigotry means to them was obviously a lost cause and a waste of time, so I didn't bother
But still....
What kind of bigotry does this white girl face?
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Maybe it was from a devoted fan ranting about how some part of the fandom is "bigoted" and hates her?
Or it's again "projection 101" and an argument thrown at her because the double headed eagle mascot is less engaging than Saint Hatsune Marie Miku ?
#anon#fandom woes#let me guess it was on redshit?#honestly it felt refreshing to play UO and have a church/religious organisation that isn't the supreme evil of the game#Fodlan needs projection to stand because the 10k years of lore will never be released#but when projection goes too far you get some devoted takes like wow#idk what's the expression in english#throw spaghetti against a wall and see if it sticks?#or rather using big words to win outrage points even when you most likely don't know what those words mean#Fodlan discourse in a nutshell lol
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from here
#this has been living in my head the past few days because all you ever see in debates is 'there are 2 positions (trans v conservative)'#and sometimes you get '3 positions (rightwing v trans v 'some feminists)'#and its so interesting to think 'which positions are made invisible here and why'#when debates are like 'youre pro trans or you're a rightwing nazi' then its obviously a 'nice dichotomy whats outside it' situation#but even with 3 positions this has made me more conscious of the secret 4th thing#like how rfsl in their opinion statements are very queer constructionist#but in their practical activism they are trans ideological#and they flipflop between those two positions#and whenever u call them out on it they just go 'we dont care about philosophical wibble we just want trans ppl to live their lives!'#your organisations core opinions are incoherent with eachother and we're pointing it out#jane clare jones
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Guys imagine, Roach died, before the creation of 141, but Soap is able to see his ghost. He was originally following Ghost around, really annoyed that he was using his death as an excuse to not get close to anyone, but when he found out Soap could see him and talk to him he started following him around instead.
And they get really close, like two peas in a pod, except they have to be discreet about it because no one else can see or hear Roach, and they'd think Soap was crazy if they saw him talking to no one.
They use that for shenanigans too: Roach will go follow someone else and report back to Soap, Gaz is genuinely starting to believe Soap has superpowers or something. It's really useful on missions as well, and Soap managed to successfully rescue team members thanks to Roach being able to move through walls and everything.
(Roach is not the only ghost Soap is able to see btw, just the only one he's talking to.)
And then Roach is witnessing his past lover trying really hard to not fall in love with Soap, and Soap trying really hard to not do anything about the love he already feels, and he has to try and convince Soap that he is dead. During that conversation he finds out that something else that keeps Soap from doing something is that he feels very confused about everything because he also has feeling for Roach.
So now Roach has to try and convince him that even if he was still alive he wouldn't have a problem with that. He's known for a while that he was polyamorous, but he hadn't really dared talking to Ghost about that because he thinks he's jealous and possessive.
And Soap is like "oh yeah, you want me to go say to Ghost 'don't worry about your dead lover that I'm not supposed to know, he's actually polyamorous and also in love with me, I know because his ghost told me!' ??? I'm sure he's gonna take that well!"
But Roach is nothing if not resourceful and he manages to put Soap in situations where he's forced to interact with Ghost, and eventually they kiss and their relationship is beginning to be something. They're not really sure what.
And Roach is sad, because he has to watch the two men he loves being in love without him, yes, but at least they're both happy, and it makes him feel a bit better. And then during a mission Ghost almost dies.
Because he was alone and Soap and Gaz were together, Roach was following Ghost this time, ready to fly to Soap in an instant if there was any problems. But there was and he didn't have time, so he instinctively grabbed the gun being pointed towards Ghost's head and moved it as the person was shooting, saving Ghost's life, giving him enough time to shoot the enemy himself.
But even as the threat is eliminated, Ghost is still looking up from where he's on the ground, staring right through him, looking shocked. No, not right through him, he realises when he moves to the side and Ghost's eyes follow him. He also realises that he grabbed the gun. He's never grabbed anything before, in all his years of being a ghost.
Then suddenly Ghost's eyes move wildly around, and he figures he disappeared from his view. He can still go through the walls, but he's kept the ability to grab stuff when he wants. It gives him a ton of new possibilities, to fuck with people and, of course, to touch Soap.
"I wish you were actually alive," Soap whispers to him, holding his hands against his face as he's falling asleep.
"What the fuck," comes Ghost's voice the next morning, waking both of them up - wait, since when could Roach sleep?
Soap doesn't understand immediately, because he's always been able to see Roach. But Ghost is standing in the door, looking straight at dead past lover.
Turns out Soap is a necromancer and he had no idea, though the whole 'I can see dead people' should probably have told him sooner that he wasn't normal... The more he wishes Roach is alive, the more he actually is. And they all end up happy and together. And Gaz is very happy to have won the bet that Soap indeed has superpowers.
The day Roach says, in a wondering voice, "I... I think I'm hungry" is the day they understand that something is really happening and he's actually coming back to life.
(Also, Soap has no control at all on his abilities, he has no idea what does what and why, he knows nothing. No one knows.)
#cod mw2#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#gary roach sanderson#soapghost#ghostsoap#roachsoap#ghostroach#ghostsoaproach#accidental necromancer soap and ghost roach au#this is not organised at all bc my head has been hurting for days and i feel like i'm dying (i'm being overly dramatic don't worry)#this came to me when i was watching megamind don't ask me why#anyway i can't even read that again bc the words make no sense to me when my head hurts so sorry if it actually makes no sense for real lol#omg imagine ghost being interrogated bc someone reported him for sleeping with soap and he goes 'do i sleep with my sergeant?#yes i do but i don't only sleep with one of my sergeants i actually sleep with two of them; one having been dead for 4 years'#and they go 'dead as in... pronounced dead but actually alive?' 'no no dead as in actually dead as in buried; dead dead'#'so you *were* sleeping with him in the past?' 'no i am currently sleeping with him. with both of them.'#and then price has to gaslight sooo hard to make it all right they're literally taking years off his lifespan#and when he complains they giggle at him saying that it's alright bc soap will bring him back anyway if he dies for their sins
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Sam: those shots are already hitting me
Tom: Well have some water Sam!
Sam: what?
Tom: Have some water sweetie! :)
#shoot from the hip#They’re so cute I cant#Emu’s sfthwatching#<- new tag for when I say stuff like this :)#(Honestly just so I feel organised)#Livestream 14#Tom casually lovingly telling him to drink water#Is so#like#😭#maybe im starved for healthy masculinity idk (that’s very much it)
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Ooh what if Serirei just talking with their past selves, it could be chaotic with past Reigen being extremely energetic, but just imagine kid Seri too being so anxious and his future self helping him out. Now past Seri has a friend weee
OUGH!!!!! ageswap au is great actually that i went a little too far made a comic something like this
Serizawa to his 14 years old self (quite long):
Reigen to his 14 years old self:
#anon#ask#crystalv01d#serirei#tried my best make wawa young hair like a little mullet bcus both of them born at the year early 80's btw#yes i calculate that its insane they're so fucking old in the year 2023#reigen arataka#serizawa katsuya#age swap au#mp100 ageswap#kind of#mp100#mob psycho 100#wawa pov: toichiro understand abt his psychic power and drag him to join his organisation and using his power a battery#good part abt what toichiro did to serizawa is let him go out to be socialize. its getting there but he didnt do shit so#toichiro didnt change wawa that much#when wawa met mob he finally realised how he got manipulated by his president#so basically after he met mob and became friends he tried to becoming brave enough to do something#and thats the first part hes trying to change: as in saving reigen's life#and the thing that serizawa is the only one who decided to join s&s so he can be employee in any work he can do#and also decided to go back to educate more as in going to night school#and THAT BOTH PART IS ACCEPTED BY REIGEN!!!! what the#so basically when he improving himself better reigen let him. like reigen said from ova hes not being used badly like before.#all reigen want when serizawa working there is to just make him exorcism and take care. thats it#sorry for the lame ass long tags about this like meet mob opened his eyes. and reigen did the silly diys changed his life. idk#isHOULD STOP
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trying to get used to my new pc so here's the mage per unusual
#prolly could've organised the canvas better but imma be so real i just dont care that much when like 2 ppl will see this#valen and the villain#💣 temp post
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🎤 next song is dedicated to @jeongtokkie
#HAPPY ARMYBLR SUPER SECRET VALENTINE <3#min yoongi#jung hoseok#jeon jungkook#bts#btsgif#dailybts#dailybangtan#userbangtan#cyphernet#2023armysecretvalentine#idk if i can actually use this tag for this xd#*mine#BAND CALLED OUR BIAS LINE#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#you organised such nice event for us so i wanted to do sth for you too#coloring is all over the place and it looks messy i think but i love this idea too much to care#I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT ANYWAY#and when i found out we have the same bias line?#i had to share this boyband with you <3#and yes hoseok is SINGER#i'll die on this hill#yoongi playing guitar is responsible for this silliness btw#bc their vibes are so similiar in these
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