#or is it????

[puffin-smoke]

Things are gonna go to shit soon. Its been way too peaceful in the fandom lately, with the role-playing and everything. I feel something brewing. We're never normal for this long. Nobodies been called a rape apologist or a pedo in a week.

[ramblingoak]

Sorry but Papa V is actually a resurrected Primo. I don’t have time to explain how I just need you to trust me.

[atomiqueen]

@radiaking mentioned you on a post:

@atomiqueen that marina and the diamonds meme but like. Only the side with the smirk lmfaooo

​literally coop when lucy straddles him & steals his hat:

[louisgayvodka]

Niall horan hooked up with Shawn Mendes.

absolutely. why do you think he wrote ‘put a little love on me’?

[alwayschasingrainbows]

ERIC:

“Now play for me, please,” he said. “I want to lie here and listen to you.”

“And look at you,” he might have added. He could not tell which was the greater pleasure. Her beauty, more wonderful than any pictured loveliness he had ever seen, delighted him. Every tint and curve and outline of her face was flawless. Her music enthralled him."

KILMENY:

At last she laid her violin aside and wrote,

“I have done my best to give you pleasure. It is your turn now. Do you remember a promise you made me last night? Have you kept it?”

(Kilmeny of The Orchard)

ALSO ERIC:

"Kilmeny the Beautiful!” he murmured, “and yet, good heavens, the child thinks she is ugly—she with a face more lovely than ever an artist dreamed of! A girl of eighteen...”

"Again that note of innocent frankness! What a child she was—what a beautiful, ignorant child, utterly unskilled in the art of hiding her feelings! But why should she hide them? They were as pure and beautiful as herself. Eric smiled back at her with equal frankness."

[thiefscant]

@strngher replied to your post “when astarion suggests he feed on anais in her...”:

astarion vc: well... as long as it's just a *knife*, i suppose i can work with that

​anais vc: the next time you drink my blood i will be conscious or i will be killing you. choose.

[cloversugar]

“it’s bubblegum pink” actually my favorite color changes roughly monthly, sometimes a little bit longer though, and right now, it’s like this super specific shade of blue. it’s kind of like periwinkle but it’s not quite periwinkle. actually, i think it IS periwinkle, but periwinkle looks a little different than the blue i have in mind. im also not sure if the blue im thinking of actually exists lol.

[birdybellicose]

Hmmmm... was going to dress as a Werewolf but my crush is ALSO going to be a Werewolf.....dare I dress as red riding hood or is that too obvious/forward???

[theomachst]

Zack: I'm from Gongaga! Genesis: ... is he trying to communicate with me, because all I hear are meaningless sounds. Angeal: *swats Genesis’ shoulder with a report binder* Be NICE.

[louishomesharry]

Unfollow me and block me if you have NOT listened to hs3

[thefixergone]

⁽  *  ⁾        who  wants  to  make  me  a  psd  ?  

[hellacioushag]

Not you being clowned for an obvious joke when an E/riel literally had a whole theory about Gwyn being Az's niece

wait… is that something that actually happened? wow.

also i was re-reading CC to prepare for the new book:

i mean… i’m just saying the signs are all pointing to kissing cousins

[bunathebunny]

my meow meow meow changed...

devastating...

[kember-writes]

Chapter 22 of my next fic is subtitled Regulus Whips His Cock Out but it's definitely not what you're thinking

[muppenthings]

You know that meme with the cow dancing behind the mailman's back? I definitely picture the gargoyle and Roman in this situation 🤣

Ppppffftttssssss! That's quite the scene!! xD

[cryptidiiots]

WHEN YOU ADOPT MY MUSES THERE ARE NO RETURNS

RECIEPT IS IMMEDIATELY EXPIRED

THE ONLY WAY OUT IS DEATH