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one time I saw a photo of a skinned whale/dolphin flipper on reddit or something and I've just never recovered
there's just. A paw in there.
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Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?
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i think kinich, of all people, is aware that everyone has the capability of being cruel and he would understand that he too could turn out to be just like his dad
one part of any kinich ships that i love to think about is kinich having that moment when the thought of him turning out like his father freezes him :3c
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one part of any kinich ships that i love to think about is kinich having that moment when the thought of him turning out like his father freezes him :3c
#like no you don't understand but Kinich doesn't like... hate his dad (at least from what i read)#like he is bitter yes because why not I am bitter as well and mine wasn't as bad#but he doesn't like hate him...#I don't feel that kinich would hate him#not when there were so many other things for him to worry about#he would just be bitter and numb#but the thought of turning out like his father scares him
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In case you're wondering what raising a kid in a polyamorous family looks like, our kid just has. Zero concept of monogamy. Like we've explained it to her many times but she just like. Forgets it's a thing and the assumed cultural norm. We're showing her Lord of the a Rings and she was very confused when Aragon rejected Eowyn.
"Wait, I thought they liked each other??"
"She likes him but he's already with Arwen."
"So?? He could just be with both??"
Anyway enjoy this meme I found about it

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i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?
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going to put "boss isn't fickle and is clear on what they want" as one of the top requirements for a job because frankly :) I'm sick of fickle bosses who change their mind at the drop of the hat and also do not give clear instructions :)
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I want George Washington replaced with Dolly Parton on the dollar bill and I want people to call it a Dolly bill and no sir I have not been smoking this idea is reasonable and sound thank you and good day.
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always complain about things. okay, you know how programmers explain their code to rubber ducks when it's not working? same principle. an appliance breaks down. I get pissed off, try everything, go through the various stages of despair etc. I complain about it to a friend and explain why it frustrates me so bad, and suddenly I'm thinking 'wait I should try unplugging it and then doing a factory reset and then—' and I go home and do that and it starts working again. I keep losing my earrings. I complain about it to a friend, about how I keep them all in a little dish but then the specific one I want always dematerialises the moment I want it. my friend says 'I just keep them on the little card backs they came with' and I think well shit, I always throw those out. but then I think aha I can make a bunch of pinholes in a decorative postcard. genius. I read a story. it's about something I'm usually into, but for some reason I don't like this story at all. I complain about it, I figure out what irritates me about it, I have a great idea for a way better story. I try a new recipe, it doesn't come together. I bitch about it like crazy, about what I thought I did right and how it failed, and before I know it I'm explaining out loud which parts I'm inexperienced at or didn't understand or adjusted wrong. I need a little table for drawing on. I complain about it in the group chat, two days later someone says 'hey I spotted the kind of table you're looking for on the side of the road, do you want to come pick it up'. I complain, endlessly. my life is enriched. the art of complaining.
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I overheard my 14-yo say (while petting her cat), "you raw piece of corn. You unplugged toaster. The plate is spinning, but the light isn't on."
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