#or hockey

[kingofthering]

I know that a well written 50k fic about a pairing I like would temporarily fix me

[doscientasmph]

Going on a card buying mission tomorrow

[allylikethecat]

the ear fix was so good just like 😫😫 the way you write matty scratches every itch in my brain and i can’t stop rereading your stuff literally everyday !! he’s so soft & vulnerable i just want to cuddle him

perhaps Matty’s next journey is to the dentist for a cavity & given his feelings with every other doctor a dentist by all means wouldn’t be his favorite place either 😭🥺

Yay! I'm honestly so happy that people have enjoyed the ear infection fic! I was worried I took too long to finish it and that people weren't going to care anymore. Instead, everyone has been so extremely kind and complimentary and I really appreciate it, it makes my heart so happy. I'm also extremely flattered that you like my characterization of Fictional!Matty- he's a very multilayered guy and I'm so happy that my version resonates with you. (And that you want to cuddle him- I think with all that I've put him through he could use a good cuddle. My favorite line in the Ear Infection fic was "Take your fucking shoes off and hold me." Because, well, Matty really needed that at that point haha)

You might be onto something with the dentist thing 🤔 I too am very afraid of the dentist, to the point where when I chipped my tooth as a child they decided to just leave it because it wasn't worth the trauma of trying to fix it (the two years I had braces might have been the actual worst two years of my life) 😂 However, I miraculously have never had a cavity, and therefore am unsure if I can do that miserable experience justice. I'm going to make note of this idea though and we will see what ends up happening 👀 I don't want to make any promises but we might / will hopefully be visiting infection-verse!fictional!Matty again in the future!

Thank you so much for reading and taking the time to send in an ask! It's so reward and makes me so happy to hear that people are enjoying my fic and I am forever grateful!

❤️Ally

[kensatou]

make men slutty again.

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[nando161mando]

Pro-homosexual forces stay winning

[callisteios]

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

[tojisun]

call it bad porno plot but blue collar simon coming to your house cuz you rang, saying you needed some plumbing done, and you, well, you didn’t expect this hulking mass of a man to come greet you with an accent so thick you can feel yourself getting wet :(

he calls you maam and missus—you say “just miss,” with a little cough because you’re not married, and he pauses and goes, “oh, is that so?” with this little pleased smile tugging at his lips.

he checks whatever’s going on in your kitchen sink and says it might take a while, and you can barely reply to him when he begins to shrug his jacket off, leaving him in this skin-tight black shirt that literally looks so beat up with overuse but unbelievably hot on him.

“reckon little ol’ me can have somethin’ to drink, maam?” he asks, crossing those thick arms over his chest, and you can barely rasp out your reply before you’re turning around to rummage around the fridge.

you don’t notice the way simon eyes you down, tracing your body and barely biting a pleased hum at the sight you make, all doll and pretty, so easy to read with your blown wide eyes staring up at him with such palpable desire.

you haven’t been fucked right, huh darling? probably never had a real man treat you well—fold you over the counter, make you squirt with only fingers, yeah?

well, he thinks, rolling his shoulders and grunting his thanks to you when you give him a glass of OJ, maybe i can be that man for you, isn’t that right petal?

(it takes a purposeful hit at the pipes for things to pick up—you came running back to the kitchen with a confused yelp, and the next he’s got you on your kitchen table, legs thrown over his shoulders, and his head buried in your cunt.)

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[dadvans]

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

[gyudons]

a sequence of Events. not crosby. not mcdavid. just one nhl player with no “reputation” and everything to lose.

[saucingitup]

the nhl said we won’t let the mlb have all that ripaway jersey fun

[pyladeshungover]

[nicohischier]

it’s fine

[kensatou]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

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