#or hes just a ding dong
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Majima meets the girl - Yakuza 0
#God I'll never get over how good his faces were in 0 😭#hes such a fuckin ding dong#him running in yelling so loud to do the hit is still funny to me like Good job baby#first rule of hits is try to be as stealthy as possible and you did not do it#I mean you could extrapolate that he did that as a small unconscious way to give warning to anyone who might have been there#if they have time to hear you then they might fight back and if you kill someone in a fight it wouldnt feel /as/ sleazy as sneakin up behin#em yk?#or hes just a ding dong#Goro Majima#Majima Goro#Makimura Makoto#Makoto Makimura#yakuza 0#y0edit#yakuzaedit#rggedit#majimako#majima x makoto#rgg0
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Friendly reminder that Steve and Bucky probably have absolutely wild Brooklyn accents. Maybe it’s mellowed out over the years but sometimes, woild, goil, woist, poifume. Cwafee. Wourder. Fugeddaboutit.
#1940s stucky#stevebucky#stucky#prewar stucky#brooklyn idiots#otp brain rot#circa 1918#star spangled ding dongs#english dialects#it’s just his neurosis that oughta be coibed he’s psychologically distoibed I’M DISTOIBED#steve rogers#bucky barnes
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to everyone who is concerned about lestappen fics going away now that kelly is pregnant... how many fics is she actually even mentioned in? she has been around for so long and we just pretend she doesn't exist when we write fanfic. (my ao3 word count is 659,152 and she isn't mentioned ONCE.) nothing has to change. it's all fiction and make believe. let's continue to be delusional like the veteran larry stans we are, okay? 😂😂😂
#i know you all came here from 1d don't play dumb with me#we left louis' baby out of fanfic and we'll leave max's out too#alexa play kiwi by harry styles#lmfaooooo but seriously let's all take a breath please#lestappen rpf isn't going anywhere#if anything this should just make for some great new plot twists#ding dong - it's max and his newborn baby at charles' door because he doesn't know how to be a single parent!!!#(isn't this the plot of an ellie fic from years ago???)#lestappen
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i needed to draw some non-descript earlier era of pickles with short hair or else i was gonna go fucking crazy
#man how the fuck did he come out looking like seth#is it cus of that fucked up little stache#i think it's cus of that fucked up little stache#either way this bangs#pickles the drummer#doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily do#shout out to pickles fr#gotta be one of my favorite genders#metalocalypse#mtl#mtl fanart#metalocalypse fanart#preklok#earlyklok#i don't know which one he falls under but by god he falls under one of them#not sabaton#not stam1na#babe wake up new james art just dropped#my art
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“…And at the epicentre of the strange, dark power, stands the Archon.”
(If quality looks shitty, click on the image)
@imagine-darksiders
Omfg he’s done. Luci you overcomplicated bitch.
Hey everyone! Took me a bit longer than expected to get his big feathered butt out and done, but here he is!! Archon Lucien in all his corrupted, pissy, territorial glory. I truly do love Ellie’s way with words and how she brings the characters to life in her stories, and makes my heart hurt in the best of ways. I hope you enjoy this lovely little piece for your Penance fic! I’m probably gonna get fixated on more as time goes by.
Catch y’all later!!
Toodles!~
#darksiders archon lucien#archon lucien#reader#darksiders fanart#giant/tiny art#fan art#digital art#quackalacka ding dong#trash bin post#trash bin art#sfw#fanfic fanart#i really really love him#and had fun making this piece#even tho i forgot how to make things glow and was stuck on his face#bc hes a fucking lamp with legs#the overgrown pidgeon is a bit pissed#the reader was too stunned to speak#just realized#giant/tiny#forgot that tag
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yo it sucks that harris/walz campaign and the democratic party in general is trying to cater to the conservative/swing voters. it SUCKS. strategically it makes SENSE but it SUCKS because if they can split the republican vote so it’s literally just the far right extremists voting for trump it could work to keep him from getting elected. but also every day i wake up and hear about the most rancid shit the dems have said or done and this ain’t it. literally i am just HOPING and PRAYING that as soon as trump is gone they stop playing this fucking game
#i just want him GONE i want him to lose so badly he retires and disappears into obscurity and some meme song goes viral when he dies#like when thatcher kicked it and ding dong the witch is dead jumped to no. 1
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I vote for Argenti! I hope you feel better soon!
Thank you ! I do feel much better (though I admit I hurt a little for very much my fault reasons but it's mostly manageable through light pain meds).
Take an Argenti o7 I got lazy and didn't draw the roses I was gonna draw to the left so there is now a wide open blank spot.
#honkai star rail#argenti#i managed one of the things i owe and this isnt it but here take a doodle#im a ding dong who told someone oh no its starting to pour i should draw someone quick#and then proceeded to draw him way past the rain .... so that.... was a thing#i mean luckily we didnt lose power but still#ALSO OMG THE REASONS I AM AT FAULT FOR ISSSSSSSSS#we have obtained as of yesterday a mama cat and a lil baby boy#and so i heard him mewing under the bed and like a FOOL rolled over on my side with the recovering incisions#to check on him and hoo boy that was indeed a mistake#but lil guy was okay just wanted attention#im so pleased to announce he loves me most teehee#my dad has repeatedly told me idk where he is i hope he isnt stuck#and then i simply exist upstairs and then he bounds out from his hiding spot and lets me pet him and pick him up#truly a good lil bean he is so baby i - with v tiny hands - can hold him in one hand without any problems#none of this has to do with the art i apologize#but ty for the request uhhhh over a week ago ! i do still have them in my inbox and when i can manage i try to look over em#and try to consider one but then i sometimes just do not have energy and wanna do something easy and fast
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Alternatively: Eggman simply not realizing Metal was sentient before Sage showed up and went "Big brother's wondering why you don't talk to him the same way you talk to me :) :) :)"
#eggman#metal sonic#sage robotnik#Eggman thought he wiped all sentience after the whole Neo incident but. ding dong. he is wrong.#just posted a fic about this if you're interested. called 'a father's embrace'
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Changbin telling Seungmin he had bad memories of doing 2 kids room with him bc he went with a weird concept and it was just uncomfortable and bad vibe and seungmins just being like ☺️ never ceases to make me laugh
#also han and jeongin vaguely slandering changbin and lee know bein like Hey. youre makin him sound weird :(#and theyre just like Yuh bc he is weird ding dong hyung lmao
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Angy papa.
#Hastings says something dumb#poirot unsure of whether he’s just being garden variety dumb#or extra super special ding dong#makes this face#I love him#papa poirot#hercule poirot#david suchet#agatha christie’s poirot#the adventure of the clapham cook
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I am a whore for orange juice
#r/196#r196#shitpost#shitposting#196#daily#i am so pissed that oj simpson hijacked the term “oj”#like it used to just mean orange juice#but then he had to murder his wife and her friend#ding dong the wicked bitch is dead
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I've seen someone here on Tumblr suggest "Fox kills Palpatine because he made a shiny cry" and I love it (Fox offing Palpa-bitch just makes you feel warm inside).
But like the menace it is, my brain supplied an angst factor.
Picture it:
Palpatine handwriting an order of decommissioning and making the shiny carry it. Really playing it up just by handwriting it alone. Ordering this fresh off Kamino shiny who wasn't even supposed to be there today to "deliver it to a Commander". Nothing but a power move making the shiny carry out the order or be pursued for deserting if he flees. This poor shiny trudging through the day. Avoiding encounters with commanders for as long as he can. Until bumping into Commander Fox. And now has no choice but to hand over the order.
Fox learned how this shiny was forced to hand-deliver his own death order. Carrying it around and hoping to prolong the inevitable. Probably in tears under his helmet or trying to keep them down while in the presence of a CO. He's definitely younger than Fox was when the war started and he should still be in training but instead he has the order to be decommissioned. Whether or not the paper actually is a signed order of decommissioning or just Palpatine's request for coffee only being used as a power move to prove this trooper's life could be written away is irrelevant.
Fox is going to be serving up Palpatine extra-crispy regardless.
He could have just used the shiny circulation system to send the shiny elsewhere and as long as Palpatine receives a notice that the shiny has been shipped out he'll accept it. They've done it before and it works and saved multiple lives. But no shiny has carried around their own death warrant after a week on Coruscant for a man's sick kicks. Fox is tired, he's upset, and frankly, he's murderous.
He'll claim he misunderstood the "order". Or just use the evidence of contact between Palpatine, Dooku, and Grievous, as well as the red lightsabers in the desk as a cover story. That makes a better defense.
#fox kills palpatine#cc 1010#commander fox#ding dong the sith is dead#maybe fox takes the shiny out for ice cream afterwards#actually it's funny picturing fox in the middle of a press conference just sipping on a milkshake#helmet off and sleep deprivation evident#just sipping on a milkshake whilst being asked how he uncovered the chancellor was working both sides of the war#the shiny is enjoying a double scoop in a waffle cone in the corrie guard station whilst the others are watching the live conference#thorn thire and stone just staring at the holo while fox sips his milkshake tiredly on livefeed#i'm not actually here for the mass of decommissioning headcanons#but as you can see they develop nicely into angst scenarios#i can in fact possibly make this worse
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okay im gonna be fr here the rest of this is unfinished and totally based on a fic im writing rn where pickles drags nathan to wisconsin with him in the preklok/earlyklok era but it's just so good that i feel the need to post it
i started doing a blur effect with my lineart recently and its making my pieces look way more finished i feel so powerful
#NATHAN WITH HIS HAIR OUT OF HIS FACE WHAT IT DOOOOOO#drawing exasperated nathan was fun as fuck i won't even front rn#also pickles has the cast cus he. punched a wall and broke his hand🧍#and he chopped off all his hair cus his mom kept pestering him about it and he was a nervous wreck#what wisconsin does to a mf#earlyklok#preklok#shout out to pickles fr#gotta be one of my favorite genders#pickles the drummer#doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily do#nathan explosion#metalocalypse#mtl#metalocalypse fanart#mtl fanart#babe wake up new james art just dropped#jamesposting#not sabaton#not stam1na
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Gotta love this blocky life
Just wanted to share some more Herobrine blurbs. This funky little dude just won’t get out of my head. Don’t mind the scratchiness, was in the mood to make something rough and just drop it off here.
I’m basing some of these ideas off the From the Fog mod, mainly the tamed wolves growling at Herobrine when he’s stalking the player, and how everything else ignores him. Herobrine being able to trade with Villagers is my own thing tho, as well as cats liking him.
I also have this idea that when Hero teleports around and shit, either bc of boredom or bc he has specific places around the World that are important or interesting to him, he makes the chances of a Zombie Siege much higher than normal. Like, if the normal chance of a Siege happening is 10% a week, then him teleporting from a Village or near one bumps it up to a 30% chance. The more he teleports to and from an area, the higher it rises, until it’s a guarantee that a Siege will occur that night in that Village. It’s caused some… issues during his existence when trying to socialize.
To make friends.
Not many Villagers know that Herobrine has something to do with more Sieges occuring to Villages, but those who survive and find their way to a new Village to recover? They remember him showing up, messing around and pulling pranks, before vanishing without a trace. To a Villager, Herobrine is an outsider, a traveler with no place to call his own. And his appearance and subsequent disappearance, and a Zombie Siege happening shortly after? Many begin to see Herobrine as a dark omen, bad luck, a Bringer of Death in a way. The survivors travel, and so does word of a strange man in bright clothes, with white, glowing eyes and odd behaviors. Who shows up to cause mischief, only to lead death to their doorsteps.
Hero doesn’t mean for these things to happen. Doesn’t even realize he’s the one causing them. He’s not Mortal, he’s not Human. His understanding of passive and hostile Mobs is heavily skewed bc most ignore him. He believes the Villagers he’s pranked and traded with are safe and sound (as much as they can be with Pillagers skulking around), and he’s just bringing some harmless fun to these grouchy, tired, overly stressed people. He didn’t know…..
If he comes across a Village who has survivors from Sieges he’s accidentally caused, and is seen by them, he’s run out of the Village. With fire and blade and pitchfork, sometimes an Iron Golem or two if the Village is wealthy/large enough to afford some. Since he doesn’t interact with Humans much, he’ll panic and run. Why are they being so mean? What did I do?
I just wanted to play…
Anywho, hope y’all enjoy this little mess. I’ve got more shit to work on, so hopefully that’ll be out eventually.
Toodles~!
#fan art#sfw#minecraft fanart#minecraft herobrine#minecraft villager#minecraft mobs#Minecraft worldbuilding#trash bin art#trash bin post#digital art#quackalacka ding dong#I’m not good at putting my thoughts and ideas for things into words#but i hope i got it across#Herobrine just wants to have fun#not his fault he’s a gremlin#herobrine fanart#idfk#im just vibing#not a late night post for once#sorta anyway
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all i took away from j christ is
#IS HE UP TO SUMN ONLY I I KNOWWWW#god damn is dis shit catchy lmao#i usually hate catchy songs cause theyre lackluster or passionless in serving their purpose (even if that purpose is just to party)#but this is v utilitarian in just being ‘ding dong bitch hes back ;)��#but still wants to be something on its own in a way (obv from the art direction) and i appreciate the effort lol#they was right!!! the gays (me) are hype!!!#anyway end rant >.<#lil nas x#j christ
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my brothers girlfriend drew michael. i win.
#my brother felt bad because i spent 25 hours painting shit for people on artfight just for none of them to draw michael back#so he asked her to draw him.#i guess i am getting what i want.#apparently michael looks like ding dong from oneyplays so she had to draw them together#so. i win#michael#not my art#friends#?#shes a friend in my book now
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