#or hes just a ding dong
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Majima meets the girl - Yakuza 0
#God I'll never get over how good his faces were in 0 😭#hes such a fuckin ding dong#him running in yelling so loud to do the hit is still funny to me like Good job baby#first rule of hits is try to be as stealthy as possible and you did not do it#I mean you could extrapolate that he did that as a small unconscious way to give warning to anyone who might have been there#if they have time to hear you then they might fight back and if you kill someone in a fight it wouldnt feel /as/ sleazy as sneakin up behin#em yk?#or hes just a ding dong#Goro Majima#Majima Goro#Makimura Makoto#Makoto Makimura#yakuza 0#y0edit#yakuzaedit#rggedit#majimako#majima x makoto#rgg0
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Friendly reminder that Steve and Bucky probably have absolutely wild Brooklyn accents. Maybe it’s mellowed out over the years but sometimes, woild, goil, woist, poifume. Cwafee. Wourder. Fugeddaboutit.
#1940s stucky#stevebucky#stucky#prewar stucky#brooklyn idiots#otp brain rot#circa 1918#star spangled ding dongs#english dialects#it’s just his neurosis that oughta be coibed he’s psychologically distoibed I’M DISTOIBED#steve rogers#bucky barnes
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to everyone who is concerned about lestappen fics going away now that kelly is pregnant... how many fics is she actually even mentioned in? she has been around for so long and we just pretend she doesn't exist when we write fanfic. (my ao3 word count is 659,152 and she isn't mentioned ONCE.) nothing has to change. it's all fiction and make believe. let's continue to be delusional like the veteran larry stans we are, okay? 😂😂😂
#i know you all came here from 1d don't play dumb with me#we left louis' baby out of fanfic and we'll leave max's out too#alexa play kiwi by harry styles#lmfaooooo but seriously let's all take a breath please#lestappen rpf isn't going anywhere#if anything this should just make for some great new plot twists#ding dong - it's max and his newborn baby at charles' door because he doesn't know how to be a single parent!!!#(isn't this the plot of an ellie fic from years ago???)#lestappen
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Let me out? Promise I won’t bite uwu
We know your game, Tim. We all know. You WILL bite, and won’t be sorry.
Hey guys, made a doodle based off a little blurb someone on a G/T Discord made that just tickled me pink to make! It involves Pre-BatFam Hood finding a shrunk Tim and trying to capture him, only for Tim to have Orange Cat Bones™ and just slips out Hood’s hands like water. Hood then has to get the Jar so the little shit will stop escaping.
(Hood is unaware that he has fallen right into Tim’s trap)
Hope y’all like this cute little thing, I’ve got more stuff to do. Have fun! o/
Toodles!~
#robin tim drake#red hood jason todd#dc comics#dc comics fanart#giant/tiny#g/t art#trash bin art#trash bin post#quackalacka ding dong#digital art#fan art#sfw#not a late night post for once#feral tim drake#or at least the biting aspect#hes a silly little guy#hood is just Done#orange cat!Tim
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i needed to draw some non-descript earlier era of pickles with short hair or else i was gonna go fucking crazy
#man how the fuck did he come out looking like seth#is it cus of that fucked up little stache#i think it's cus of that fucked up little stache#either way this bangs#pickles the drummer#doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily do#shout out to pickles fr#gotta be one of my favorite genders#metalocalypse#mtl#mtl fanart#metalocalypse fanart#preklok#earlyklok#i don't know which one he falls under but by god he falls under one of them#not sabaton#not stam1na#babe wake up new james art just dropped#my art
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Maybe it’s me but if I was with a one night stand with an obvious history of sleeping with random guys quickly and was ohhhh worth tens of millions of dollars I would be damn sure I got a paternity test even if I wasn’t I would do it, who accepts becoming a father from “trust me bro”
Also I would make sure important people in my life like lawyers knew he’s not my son because if the child stays a Cali resident children can’t be cut out of wills even if he’s not mentioned he would be entitled to a share of if not all of what he’s worth if anything happened
I’m not going to get into how he amazingly tries to smile like Louis in every single pic when no way do children do that
But an example of how people can be my friend has a daughter, people constantly say how she’s a little her, carbon copy, etc but the thing is they share no DNA she had to have an egg donor. People are looking for similarities they’ll see it because in their brains they should be seeing it
Meanwhile he has the build the face shape even the features of the Clarks when he absolutely shouldn’t
Yep.
#babygate#but at the end of the day#it's not my circus and not my monkeys#the ding dongs who believe freddie is his kid#are going ot believe it until louis says he's not#until then i think we all just need to move on
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yo it sucks that harris/walz campaign and the democratic party in general is trying to cater to the conservative/swing voters. it SUCKS. strategically it makes SENSE but it SUCKS because if they can split the republican vote so it’s literally just the far right extremists voting for trump it could work to keep him from getting elected. but also every day i wake up and hear about the most rancid shit the dems have said or done and this ain’t it. literally i am just HOPING and PRAYING that as soon as trump is gone they stop playing this fucking game
#i just want him GONE i want him to lose so badly he retires and disappears into obscurity and some meme song goes viral when he dies#like when thatcher kicked it and ding dong the witch is dead jumped to no. 1
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I vote for Argenti! I hope you feel better soon!
Thank you ! I do feel much better (though I admit I hurt a little for very much my fault reasons but it's mostly manageable through light pain meds).
Take an Argenti o7 I got lazy and didn't draw the roses I was gonna draw to the left so there is now a wide open blank spot.
#honkai star rail#argenti#i managed one of the things i owe and this isnt it but here take a doodle#im a ding dong who told someone oh no its starting to pour i should draw someone quick#and then proceeded to draw him way past the rain .... so that.... was a thing#i mean luckily we didnt lose power but still#ALSO OMG THE REASONS I AM AT FAULT FOR ISSSSSSSSS#we have obtained as of yesterday a mama cat and a lil baby boy#and so i heard him mewing under the bed and like a FOOL rolled over on my side with the recovering incisions#to check on him and hoo boy that was indeed a mistake#but lil guy was okay just wanted attention#im so pleased to announce he loves me most teehee#my dad has repeatedly told me idk where he is i hope he isnt stuck#and then i simply exist upstairs and then he bounds out from his hiding spot and lets me pet him and pick him up#truly a good lil bean he is so baby i - with v tiny hands - can hold him in one hand without any problems#none of this has to do with the art i apologize#but ty for the request uhhhh over a week ago ! i do still have them in my inbox and when i can manage i try to look over em#and try to consider one but then i sometimes just do not have energy and wanna do something easy and fast
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that moment when u and the guy u took under ur wing look almost exactly the same but people respect you a lot more than him and give you all the credit for every good deed he’s ever done so he gets really hurt and pissed and commits treason but you don’t have the heart to execute him so now he’s banished and you dont know if he’s dead or not but u miss him dearly........
yknow, the usual
#ding dong draws#the smurfs#johan and peewit#peewit#prince ingraham#these two#JUST HUG IT OUUUUTT CMOOONNNN#peewit feels bad abt it btw but he's too lost in the “everyone thinks im evil so fuck it” sauce rn
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Alternatively: Eggman simply not realizing Metal was sentient before Sage showed up and went "Big brother's wondering why you don't talk to him the same way you talk to me :) :) :)"
#eggman#metal sonic#sage robotnik#Eggman thought he wiped all sentience after the whole Neo incident but. ding dong. he is wrong.#just posted a fic about this if you're interested. called 'a father's embrace'
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Changbin telling Seungmin he had bad memories of doing 2 kids room with him bc he went with a weird concept and it was just uncomfortable and bad vibe and seungmins just being like ☺️ never ceases to make me laugh
#also han and jeongin vaguely slandering changbin and lee know bein like Hey. youre makin him sound weird :(#and theyre just like Yuh bc he is weird ding dong hyung lmao
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Angy papa.
#Hastings says something dumb#poirot unsure of whether he’s just being garden variety dumb#or extra super special ding dong#makes this face#I love him#papa poirot#hercule poirot#david suchet#agatha christie’s poirot#the adventure of the clapham cook
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I am a whore for orange juice
#r/196#r196#shitpost#shitposting#196#daily#i am so pissed that oj simpson hijacked the term “oj”#like it used to just mean orange juice#but then he had to murder his wife and her friend#ding dong the wicked bitch is dead
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“…And at the epicentre of the strange, dark power, stands the Archon.”
(If quality looks shitty, click on the image)
@imagine-darksiders
Omfg he’s done. Luci you overcomplicated bitch.
Hey everyone! Took me a bit longer than expected to get his big feathered butt out and done, but here he is!! Archon Lucien in all his corrupted, pissy, territorial glory. I truly do love Ellie’s way with words and how she brings the characters to life in her stories, and makes my heart hurt in the best of ways. I hope you enjoy this lovely little piece for your Penance fic! I’m probably gonna get fixated on more as time goes by.
Catch y’all later!!
Toodles!~
#darksiders archon lucien#archon lucien#reader#darksiders fanart#giant/tiny art#fan art#digital art#quackalacka ding dong#trash bin post#trash bin art#sfw#fanfic fanart#i really really love him#and had fun making this piece#even tho i forgot how to make things glow and was stuck on his face#bc hes a fucking lamp with legs#the overgrown pidgeon is a bit pissed#the reader was too stunned to speak#just realized#giant/tiny#forgot that tag
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okay im gonna be fr here the rest of this is unfinished and totally based on a fic im writing rn where pickles drags nathan to wisconsin with him in the preklok/earlyklok era but it's just so good that i feel the need to post it
i started doing a blur effect with my lineart recently and its making my pieces look way more finished i feel so powerful
#NATHAN WITH HIS HAIR OUT OF HIS FACE WHAT IT DOOOOOO#drawing exasperated nathan was fun as fuck i won't even front rn#also pickles has the cast cus he. punched a wall and broke his hand🧍#and he chopped off all his hair cus his mom kept pestering him about it and he was a nervous wreck#what wisconsin does to a mf#earlyklok#preklok#shout out to pickles fr#gotta be one of my favorite genders#pickles the drummer#doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily do#nathan explosion#metalocalypse#mtl#metalocalypse fanart#mtl fanart#babe wake up new james art just dropped#jamesposting#not sabaton#not stam1na
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I've seen someone here on Tumblr suggest "Fox kills Palpatine because he made a shiny cry" and I love it (Fox offing Palpa-bitch just makes you feel warm inside).
But like the menace it is, my brain supplied an angst factor.
Picture it:
Palpatine handwriting an order of decommissioning and making the shiny carry it. Really playing it up just by handwriting it alone. Ordering this fresh off Kamino shiny who wasn't even supposed to be there today to "deliver it to a Commander". Nothing but a power move making the shiny carry out the order or be pursued for deserting if he flees. This poor shiny trudging through the day. Avoiding encounters with commanders for as long as he can. Until bumping into Commander Fox. And now has no choice but to hand over the order.
Fox learned how this shiny was forced to hand-deliver his own death order. Carrying it around and hoping to prolong the inevitable. Probably in tears under his helmet or trying to keep them down while in the presence of a CO. He's definitely younger than Fox was when the war started and he should still be in training but instead he has the order to be decommissioned. Whether or not the paper actually is a signed order of decommissioning or just Palpatine's request for coffee only being used as a power move to prove this trooper's life could be written away is irrelevant.
Fox is going to be serving up Palpatine extra-crispy regardless.
He could have just used the shiny circulation system to send the shiny elsewhere and as long as Palpatine receives a notice that the shiny has been shipped out he'll accept it. They've done it before and it works and saved multiple lives. But no shiny has carried around their own death warrant after a week on Coruscant for a man's sick kicks. Fox is tired, he's upset, and frankly, he's murderous.
He'll claim he misunderstood the "order". Or just use the evidence of contact between Palpatine, Dooku, and Grievous, as well as the red lightsabers in the desk as a cover story. That makes a better defense.
#fox kills palpatine#cc 1010#commander fox#ding dong the sith is dead#maybe fox takes the shiny out for ice cream afterwards#actually it's funny picturing fox in the middle of a press conference just sipping on a milkshake#helmet off and sleep deprivation evident#just sipping on a milkshake whilst being asked how he uncovered the chancellor was working both sides of the war#the shiny is enjoying a double scoop in a waffle cone in the corrie guard station whilst the others are watching the live conference#thorn thire and stone just staring at the holo while fox sips his milkshake tiredly on livefeed#i'm not actually here for the mass of decommissioning headcanons#but as you can see they develop nicely into angst scenarios#i can in fact possibly make this worse
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