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theriverbeyond · 8 months ago

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt #i* have

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sentiniel · 1 year ago

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oh my god not being in school and not having a job is so boring

#a compilation!#i hate being in school #or having a job #i HATE it when people expect things from me #leave me alone and i will be the happiest motherfucker alive

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inkskinned · 6 months ago

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring #bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency #okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like #fanfiction authors having to write dissertations #because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol #this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person #am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''

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kenapiece-main · 3 months ago

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

#adhd #autism #Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid #and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem #(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent #i guess? man #i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man

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tuttle-did-it · 5 months ago

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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

#Fuck your Rowling #Fuck terfs #David Tennant #Fuck Harry Potter #And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show #little whinging fuckers #gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR #maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR #if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge #But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment #He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR #he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you #which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe #says a lot #described

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liquidstar · 1 year ago

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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beebfreeb · 7 months ago

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#funny talking tag #My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.

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doom-dreaming · 7 months ago

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"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

#have you maybe considered even once that an 8-5 job is not the natural human state #'i never had a job with so much leisure time'#YOU NEVER WORKED A SHIFT JOB #EVEN WHEN YOU WERE SCRAPING BY IN COLLEGE #I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THINGS HAVE GOTTEN EVEN WORSE SINCE YOU WERE MY AGE #screams forever and ever #sorry this is literally just incoherent venting

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wrishwrosh · 1 year ago

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one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week

#i didnt like lettuce as a kid #but now as a grown up with a full time job i have the glorious opportunity to pay $14 for very delicious lettuce #im havin a shit week but damn if that salad cant fuckin caesar

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annalyticall · 9 months ago

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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

#the thing is I'm not too old but i have also lived long enough to know how shortlived some trends are #it's called 'sometimes having a job and paying bills puts things into perspective'

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hemaris · 1 year ago

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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

#i'm sooo stressed out (accidentally did good at a job interview & have to make life choices now) but ohhh his sweet little face...#ollie

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leisi-lilacdreams · 2 months ago

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#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #my art #rise of the turtles #rise of the tmnt #meme redraw #raph should be scolded from time to time #reminder they have one brain cell that ping pongs between the 4 of them like the DVD logo screen #april should start a tiktok where she casually mentions all the jobs she's had #and then makes an off hand comment on why she got fired #comments would be wild trying to piece together her work history

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meziniart · 3 months ago

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Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

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roe-oo · 4 months ago

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upper management

#he (cub) was made to be a vaguely threatening superior #permit office employees when they have to do their job:#hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #grian #cubfan135 #cubfan fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #roe.art

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nickydraws · 4 months ago

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Sketches!

#i have sooooo many sketches i want to turn into something... less... sketchy...#but it seems i have to quit my job to do that #good omens #crowley #good omens fanart #art #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands

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hmslusitania · 18 days ago

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Origins: the world is ending and you and your one remaining coworker are the only option left to save it.

II: the unavoidable tragedy of a queer friend group/polycule trying and failing to save their fucked up city

Inquisition: you went to a conference and accidentally ended up in charge of saving the entire world (again) with a team of colleagues who are (mostly) professionals and outstanding in their fields.

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Veilguard:

Rook: hey, I suffered from “sudden field promotion” after “fucking everything up worse than it already was.” I’m putting a team together to kill at least one, maybe three, Gods

Seven of the most unwell people in Thedas: say no more, I’m in

#dragon age #I have to just live here for the next [checks notes] four years so #they did a really good job giving Rook my favourite aspects of the HoF and Hawke’s set ups #I mean. it is probably too soon to state this officially #but it miiiiiiiiiiight be my favourite da game???????

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