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Y'all I am a 33 year old educational professional why am I ignoring the lesson plans that I need to write in favor of arguing with probable children on the internet about whether or not Peach and Bowser are good for each other
#nobdoy yelling into the void#I'm going to need somebody to stop me#or hand me a link to a discord#because I really need to get out of the YouTube comment section
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#my art#linked universe#lu#legend linked universe#lu legend#digital art#the weekly prompt in the lu discord was 'Mobility' and one suggestion was overall disability aids#SO I wanted to try my hand at designing hyrulean medical alert bracelet!#ofc I had to use legend and make his hands as pretty as possible#this also gave me an excuse to draw a bunch of his OoS&A rings lol#who can guess which rings they are 👀
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Oh shit I forgot to post this
I have made Time a Honorary member of Space dad club. I shall explain the insanity of the thought: The chain is literally traveling across time and SPACE! Not in the outerspace sense, but it's still space as they are basically teleporting or traveling through wormholes across time, changing the space they end up in. So Time is a Honorary Space Dad.
So in the future when I doodle them, I can have Shiro (Voltron Legendary defenders) drinking tea with Time, talking about their kids, with Star Saber (Transformers Victory not IDW, IDW Saber did not adopt a human child, he is not a father he is not the real Autobot Commander Dad Star Saber, he is not my Star Saber), Optimus Prime (Probably be Prime or Skybound's version of OP) and Great Shot (Also known as Sixshot who is a Decepticon; Greatshot is a new body of Sixshot, also new idenity to hide from the Six Clan to turely fake his death, and to attone as his time as a Decepticon, in the transformers G1 Japanese continuity, who's an autobot thanks to Star Saber)
#Yes I colored the words in the colors of the lions in the mind scape#Yes it's been a while since I watched Voltron Legendary defenders some facts are probably wrong in the tags#No I am not running away to Transformers I just haven't had the time to lore dump on someone or the Discord#lu time#linked universe#Never drawing the armor again#Why the hell does Time have to wear something complicated?#Time is a Honorary Space dad and you can take this away from me from my cold dead hands#And even then I would have glued it to my cold dead hands#Time's hair about to be inconsistent for every drawing of him#I don't know how to draw times hair-#Can't draw him bald because then it just look weird#Do I tag transformers and voltron because I mentioned them in my rant/defending my insanity?#IDW Star Saber is not my Star Saber
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I hate when my phone won't let me have 2 audio sources running at the same time (depending on the app). I know what I'm doing, let me hear the discordant noises. My brain has built-in audio separation for music. It came as compensation for auditory processing issues. Don't make me pause the music.
#i also go absolutely fucking feral when my phone lowers the audio to play a notification sound#I CAN SEPARATE THE AUDIO. I CANT UNDERSTAND THE VIDEO IM WATCHING IF THE VOLUME SUDDENLY GOES TO ...#... 1% TO PLAY MY NOTIFICATION SOUND#wish i could turn that off more than the 2 audio sources one but i already tried researching how and its not possible with my means#i want to hear the notification sound but not at the cost of understanding what was just said on a video#especially if my hands are covered in paint and i cant rewind it#like i said. audio processing. often cant understand whats said under normal circumstances#suddenly lowering the volume makes it worse than having the notif and video play simultaneously#same with music and a video going. i dont wanna stop the vibe to play a video/short video/moment of video to bookmark the link#its not a phone ability issue bc i can play music while my battery-draining phone game plays!!#((usually dont tho bc i like the game music but if im playing while walking i need other music on even if its discordant))#((sometimes its not discordant which is fun))#oh correction before i post: i can usually understand whats said by understanding the other words spoken and mentally filling in the blanks#...for the words i missed. but when the audio goes to like 1% for a full like 5 seconds i miss an entire convo worth of audio#...on top of being pissed ab the audio being lowered for something easily filtered like a little 1 second chime#its hard enough to focus on what words people are speaking even face to face in person#im tired idk where im going w this now#ShitPost.exe#Cori.exe#seriously tho i love putting a song on repeat for hours and doing whatever. if i pause it its like. idk#in the middle of a shower. ur phone holds u at gunpoint to step out and take a shot of ketchup while u still got soap in ur eyes#then once u shoot the ketchup u can go back to showering and ur phone loses its ability to hold u at gunpoint.#like. i may not historically be opposed to a shot of ketchup for the meemz...#...but i dont want my shower interrupted at gunpoint by my phone to make me shoot ketchup...#...and then have to finish the shower with the taste of ketchup still lingering.#im tired i promise im not high thats just the best analogy for how wrong it feels to have to stop the music vibe thats been going for hours#man these tags went on longer than the post deserved and now im too tired to read what i wanted lmao#prob doesn't even make sense goOD NIGHT#delete later / /#((future cori can be the judge of that present cori is too tire))
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ah, delicious, the discord server for the yarn shop where i do weekly knitting activity is having Drama
#some1 who's never been there irl has joined and is mad that the 'events' channel is a reference/update channel for the in-person events#actually hosted at the store#and not a 'server events' channel (because there are no server events) (bc it's a discord server mainly for store regulars)#and accordingly argued that accessibility demands that the store employee who runs the discord should hand-enter each class and meetup#as a scheduled discord event#even though none of it happens on the discord ever. and most class attendees are not the people in the discord in the first place#box opener#this is all fantastically uninteresting drama but it's the same person who accused me of posting animal cruelty bc i linked to that post#about someone collecting angora fluff to spin by holding their rabbit on their lap and petting it#so if im being totally honest i'm kind of hoping this makes them mad enough to flounce completely.
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rainbow brigade. unstoppable rainbow brigade inseperable.
(was having fun with this Picrew here and made my main Lob Corp Captains plus my Manager! they are baby mode. also alt text for their names!)
#do NOT pick them up by their heads! put your hand down and gently let them climb onto it.#lobotomy corporation#lob corp#lobotomy corporation oc#lob corp oc#picrew#spark's project moon adventures#spark talks about nothing of relevance#now that's what i call shitposting#tumblr probably won't main tag this because it hates links but eh! this was more for me anyways :)#the rainbow brigade thing is a catcrumb reference btw djfngnb#if anyone wants lore for them be warned the only one with serious lore is Nine lmao#also side note if you ever wanna know what the four captains are like together:#look up narpy's video about the worst setups on their discord that's literally all of them in the call dnfjgjbn
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I love watching Tears of the Kingdom memories out of order /sarc /lh
It took my around 100 hours to even find out the tears were a thing and wondering wtf my mom was talking about when I kept asking for help on what to do but that aside, I had seen #1 and #2 in order, tried to find Tabatha stable for a good 2 hours and then decided to go take a break and got hit with #8, WHICH WAS LIKE GETTING HIT BY A TRAIN
#1: :0 time travel wow oh wait your my old grandparents
#2: "let's go to the castle dear and get some clean clothes"
#8: SHE'S DEAD AND GANON IS IN POWER AND YOUR FUCKING WIFE IS DEAD AND ITS YOUR FAULT RAARU
Also there's 18 memories?? Damn how the fuck is it gonna sucker punch me more than that fucking 180 in story but aside from that i. I really wish it gave you a little way to back out, like it tells you the memory of what your about to watch and if you wanna do it later, I wanted to watch them in order TT AND I STILL HAVENT FOUND TABANTHA STABLE
#once i lost a carton of milk in the fridge and genuinely stood there for like an hour i was later told trying to find it. and then#my roommate walked over and handed it to me in about 4 seconds so i am not surprised i cant find the stable#im gonna go use google now#im mostly posting since i realized i should make semi regular posts on this account for my own sanity even if its not s&m related#since im not really s&m related anymore aside from the occasional art i'll change my pfp to reflect that eventually#i want to start making zelda art but i would want to put ALOT of time learning a more realistic artstyle to be happy with that#and contrasingly im struggling to learn the really cartoony style of aga so uh. shit outta luck with all of my hyperfixations rn#i might make something genuine related to undertale in the meantime? i have some aus ive held incredibly close to my heart#talk talks#hmm okay yeah i should start using fandom tags but i dont want to clutter anything what do i do here#zelda ranch dip#hell if i'll remember that but i'll put it in my searchable tags as a hail mary#would anyone be interested in my wackass theory about how i think link is a witch#i have a giant ass rant in my discord i think as well as a few rants on the fae and the such#oh shit good tag to put in her actually right before i hit post#spoilers#totk spoilers#just in case cause i got spoilered a little bit? but i have really good luck and skill with avoiding spoilers about alot of games and#the only thing i really know is that zelda turns into the dragon..i think ive been told that was wrong but i might be being juked
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everytime i post a picture of tohruadachi the next time I'll see him with hearts and blush superimposed on the same image or it'll straight up be someone's icon
#kommento#// not shaming any of the adachinators in my station I think it's a bit silly#// first time I did that with the same head in hands elbows in the air 'WHAT ABOUT MEEE' manga panel the next day I#// saw it with heart emojis over it on my dash feed something in my same circles and it changed something inside me#// it's like im sharing some lost media type of shit and people are seeing this for the first time#// yeah I'm glad to serve but maybe you'll see MORE when you READ SOGABE'S MANGA ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#// 'how do you have an easily accessible collection of adachi bbg' because I liveblog to the discord every time he makes me so mad that#// I have to share my wrath and sit there for a second or so before I get to move on#// 'so that means youve memorized every moment in the timeline he shows up' yes for the exact reason to avoid him#// 'have you considered maybe you're insane' not as insane as people who've memorized his in game social link availability schedule
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Hey, so, Patreon is lying to you about Apple forcing their hand.
Patreon is getting rid of 1st-of-the-month/per-creation billing, claiming a new decision by Apple has forced their hand. This will hurt a lot of creatives, and their excuse is bullshit. Allow me to explain.
In 2018, Patreon tried to impose a new ill-considered fee structure on everyone that would have cost creators a lot of smaller pledges. They ended up apologizing for this profusely; they have now deleted this apology from their website and unfortunately I was unable to find it on the Internet Archive. This was shameful, but to their credit they backed off quickly when things got ugly.
Back in 2021, Patreon discussed plans to force all creators into a rolling bill structure and get rid of first-of-the-month/pay-up-front billing. The community once again very decisively shouted them down, and they had to walk it back again. This whole fiasco damaged the already shaky trust between Patreon creators and staff.
This week, Patreon announced that, along with extra fees, Apple's policies were supposedly forcing them to move everyone over to the rolling fee structure that they first tried to get us to agree to in 2021. Patreon will tell you they are not happy about this. As a person who spent a long time watching Patreon make terrible decisions, I can tell you-- they are probably very happy about this, because it's exactly the smokescreen they needed to do what they've been trying to do for years, which is pull ALL Patreon creators away from 1st-of-the-month and per-creation billing.
The spin in the news I've seen so far is "Apple bullies Patreon, boo hoo hoo poor Patreon". This is very obviously not what's happening. Mind you: Apple does suck, and they are doing something bad here. Fuck apple. But Patreon and Apple are BOTH the asshole in this situation; Everyone Sucks Here. Patreon has options: they can make the iOS app a reader app and do billing through the browser to avoid the restrictions and the extra fees (Netflix and Amazon, notably, both do this), or they can allow creators to opt-out of iOS billing if they want to use billing models that don't work with it.
It seems most likely to me that the Apple situation is a real fire that Patreon has chosen to use as a convenient smokescreen to do what they've been wanting to do since at least 2021, and maybe since 2018.
What do we do?:
They have a feedback form specifically about this.
They also have a creator discord.
And they have lots of social media pages where they probably really, really hope that this doesn't blow up again, because they never learn. The incidents I've described here aren't the only two other times Patreon has pissed off their creators. They know if they don't contain the noise it'll be harder to get away with it, so make some noise. They've done a lot of work to spin this cleverly so you'll have sympathy for them and they won't get the kind of backlash they know they deserve.
Please don't misuse these links and make threats or spam or something. All you have to do is give well-reasoned feedback. Patreon hates feedback. Make sure they get a nice heaping helping of their least favorite vegetable.
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honestly do not get comfort characters any character is a discomfort character to me i look at them and get really uneasy and it physically hurts and i wanna hide in a cave curled around them like a dog for the rest of my life and never see sunlight again. is that a thought you guys find comforting?
#mik talks#fictional characters rarely inspired anything but deep deep separation anxiety in me#its like i have a really bad crush on someone but no idea if they like me back#and also like 11 thousand people say they also have a crush on that person so am i really that special?#oh god i am so autistic jesus christ#anyway no i can not imagine making any of like. my top 5 favorite characters my public profile picture or something#not a single time where i have even uttered their name on any public website#that is between me and god and my discord friends#so yeah. the cave. darkness. dog. no sunlihgt#syd is my pfp because hes my silly little guy and i am able to be normal about him lol i can appreciate his awesomeness#without becoming really possessive and weird and being like GRRRR HES MINE HES MINE HES MINE I AM HIM NO DOUBLES#or whatever#that just sent me back a few years wow. ... kin discourse.....#honest to god i understand kinnies its a real bad way to cope with your life but i get it. wanting to claim complete ownership and kinship#over/with a fictional character lol...#for me its like a sliding scale of intensity but theres like idk... a handful of guys iwill never be able to mention publicly :/#thats why im pretty sure none of my mutuals know what my favorite shows are lol#and u wont find out unless were like 3 years into friendship or something#yes i am normal#just realized technically i did utter all these shows names on my very public website but. well idid take the link out of my profile bc#i got too lazy to work on it haha
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Help Falstin's family survive and escape genocide in Gaza and win hand-made Palestinian thob!
What can you win?
A Palestinian thob made by Palestinian hands, tailored for you. Thobes are traditional dresses worn in Palestine and are embroidered with tatreez patterns of various colors (usually mainly red) on black cloth - you can see the example in the poster.
Who will you help?
24 people trapped in Gaza who desperately need funds for their survival and evacuation. Falastin's family already has a lot of martyrs and they were displaced more than 20 times leaving them with very little possessions. It has been extremely hard for them to meet their basic needs, and they need all the help they can get to purchase food, water and medicine (which are incredibly expensive as there is very little aid entering Gaza) as well as shelter, fuel and clothing as it's getting cold.
Gofundme donation link
PayPal donation link
Please fill out this form after donating: https://forms.gle/1JPkqoab55bxC3iS8
More detailed info under the cut:
We accept both PayPal and Gofundme donations: 50 USD for one PayPal entry; 500 SEK for one Gofundme entry (500 SEK is around 47 USD so it's a slight discount!)
Only donations done after the raffle start (October 19th, since making this post) will count for entries. Additionally, every three weeks starting from today, one winner will be chosen and all entries for that period will be reset. The winner will be given 48 hours to respond and if they do not then we will choose another one from that time period.
Dates for raffle resets:
1) 9th of November - first winner 2) 30th of November - second winner 3) 21st of December - third winner
The winner announcement will be done on those Saturdays at 15:00 (3 PM) GMT (that's 10 AM EST).
Right now we are a little over 12k USD (counting both PayPal and Gofundme) but most of it came in the last several weeks. So we aim to get another 12k USD/126k SEK (again both PayPal and Gofundme) by the end of the first raffle round.
You can enter as many times as you want and can stack entries over time (so one 2000 SEK donation will be 4 entries, or two donations 75 USD and 25 USD will count as 2 entries). Because there will be 3 rotations, if your donations fall short of the minimum donation in the first/second rounds, you can still qualify for the next until your total exceeds the entry cost. For example, if you donated 40 USD in the first rotation you will not enter the first raffle round but can still enter second one if you donate another 10 USD. Another example: if you donated 120 USD in the first time period you can donate another 30 in the next one for one entry. You can enter second or third time even if you won previously.
After you have made the donation(s) required for at least one entry you need to fill out the form: [link]. You will be asked to provide a proof of your donation, your email address (or discord handle) and (optionally) Tumblr/Instagram username. An email address or Discord is required for contact purposes, as there is a possibility that either me of Falastin could be restricted or suspended on Tumblr, but we will contact you on your preferred platform if we can.
One thob will roughly take 3 weeks to complete so please be patient - you will be contacted by your preferred method for any questions after you won and when the shipment starts.
Shipment is covered for Europe, but if you are living outside of that region you will need to cover the shipment cost yourself.
You also need to be comfortable with sharing following info with us privately if if you win the raffle:
address and name for the shipment;
your measures or general size (S, M, L, etc) for tailoring.
You can ask any questions me here on Tumblr or send an email to [email protected].
Vetting info: #282 in El-Shab-Hussein and Nabulsi's spreadsheet [here], #957 in the Butterfly Project spreadsheet [here] Falastin's account: [link]
Donation links again:
GOFUNDME:
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Finally managed to make something potentially resembling a TPN animatic!
> turn on subs for translation! :)
#hope you don't mind if i add these gifs i made for reference in discord discussions tori#(obs with the inclusion of a link to the original video so it could be seen in its full glory)#with that last one thoroughly wrecking me with how perfectly you synced it up to the final chorus#and how perfectly you captured the pure‚ unconditional love between them#Fave#Full Score Trio#Norrayemma#TPN S1#Ray#Emma#Norman#Pre-Canon#Escape Arc#TPN S1e11#TPN S1e12#TPN 036#TPN AMV#Video#stray-tori#also the little things like the focus on Yvette‚ the encapsulation of his conflict with Isabella in the beginning#[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭]#and all the tiny hands clinging to hers hey what if i just fucking died#and toward the end those flashes of Emma from ep11 and Norman from ep12#𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘦'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵#their relationship no longer tainted in his eyes as he can now be completely open in his affection and care of them#unconditional with his love unlike the earlier shots with Isabella's hand#abusing the word “perfect” in these tags today but holy shit so much emotional resonance in that shot#it really is the perfect choice to end on)#tysm for putting all the time and effort into it it's still appreciated years later 💖💝💕💗💞#this animatic owns my entire ass and soul
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Cuddling Headcanons — Jade & Floyd Leech x gn! reader
tw: none.
a/n: I know I already wrote affection headcanons for all the NRC students, but I had a dream about hugging Floyd and needed to write about cuddling the eel.
wc: 1k
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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Jade Leech
❥Jade is a bit stiff when it comes to physical affection. Your hugs are met with light pats to the back. Just give him some time and start with small things. Jade, unlike his brother, isn’t as well versed in expressing his emotions so openly. He’ll try for you though, but only in private, he’s not comfortable with being vulnerable by himself, let alone in front of others.
❥Expresses his affection more subtly than Floyd, whether that be giving you gifts or helping you with any troubles. If you really want to hold on to him he’s more open to gentlemanly shows of affection like linking elbows or kissing the back of your hand. He’s amused at your want for affection and can’t help but give in even if it’s just slightly (also enjoys showing you off in a way that isn’t overly affectionate).
❥When you’re alone? He’s more open to any hugging you have in mind. Over time the awkward pats on your back will turn into a firm hug. You’re very lucky, he doesn’t even hug his brother like this. Like Floyd, his body temperature depends on his environment, so he won’t be warm per say, but he is tall and his hugs make you feel shielded from the rest of the world. He will tease you about how affectionate you are (even if you aren’t super affectionate), calls you clingy but makes no move to let go.
❥Cuddling is another thing Jade has to get used to. So, so stiff at first. Over time he gets used to it, understanding how you want him to hold you or if you want to hold him (he finds the second option much more amusing). It’s not something he’ll crave, but he also enjoys the warmth you provide (both physically and emotionally). It’s in these moments that he finds himself willing to be just a bit more vulnerable with you, kissing your temple softly and tracing your features with his eyes. Finds it amusing and heartwarming that you’re willing to be so vulnerable in front of a predator like him.
❥Mornings are so domestic. Jade will typically wake first, go through his morning routine and wake you after. If he’s feeling a bit extra he’ll make you breakfast in bed, revealing just how sappy he actually was deep down. On the rare occasion you wake up before/with Jade, he finds the way you both walk around each other, doing your separate routine’s to be his favorite moment. How well you both know each other, and are comfortable you are with the other. It doesn’t fail to warm his heart. He’ll be hesitant if you ask to do his hair, he has a very specific routine to make himself look professional…but your puppy dog eyes do work on him no matter how much he argues otherwise.
❥Even Jade’s sleepwear is classy, you almost feel hesitant to touch it…almost. Unlike Floyd’s pajamas (which are baggy on him, can’t imagine how baggy they’d be on you), Jade’s are silky and smooth…also very baggy on you. He can’t help the predatory smile that tugs on his lips when he sees you in them, perhaps even he can feel a bit of cute aggression. But he doesn’t squeeze you, instead he admires you when you give him a twirl, flapping the sleeves that engulf your hands. He doesn’t mind sharing with you, not as long as you keep this view between the two of you.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Floyd Leech
❥Let me just say this out front, hugging Floyd is so comfy. He may not be super warm (moray eels are ectotherms which means their body temps depend on their environment), but the way he holds you so snuggly more than makes up for that. If you’re touch starved he’ll be your best bud. An excuse to squeeze someone? Sign him up. A willing victim to his shenanigans is welcome in his book (although he finds himself a bit downtrodden that you don’t run away from him anymore, he liked the chase).
❥Loves love loves touching you. Whenever he sees you he just gets the urge to squeeze you, but not like his normal squeezes where he wants the person to pop. No, he wants to squeeze you because of the fluttery feeling he gets in his chest. Cute aggression to the max. He doesn’t just hug you though, he likes to swing your intertwined hands or carries you around (depends how he’s feeling).
❥Cuddling with him is a one way ticket to being stuck for hours. He loves draping himself over you like a weighted blanket. Maybe not fully laying on top of you, but you lay side by side facing each other and he’s got an arm and leg splayed over you. Floyd basically cocoons you in his hold, basking in the warmth both you and the blankets provided him. Loves love loves feeling you snuggle into him, he gets all happy and squeezes you just a bit tighter.
❥In the morning you never know what mood Floyd will be in. Some days he’s extra sleepy and will try and get you to stay with him (it’s hard to say no with him nuzzling his face into your messy hair), other days he’s bouncing off the wall, wanting you to get up early with him and start the day off with a bang. No matter what he’ll be asking you to help him with his morning routine, specifically fixing his hair. He has such a terrible bedhead that it never fails to amuse you. Floyd just loves to feel your hands in his hair, so who better to style it than you?
❥Steal his clothes. Do it. Okay maybe I want to steal his sleepwear ‘cus it looks so comfy. His reaction depends on how he’s feeling. If he’s in a happier mood he’ll coo and tease you for stealing his clothes, makes him wanna wrap you up and keep you all to himself. If he's in a pissed mood, he won’t take too kindly. He was already having a bad day and now you’re wearing the exact hoodie he wanted to throw on. It might seem like he’s being a drama queen but if you’ve been looking forward to something (especially when you’re having a bad day) and someone took it you wouldn’t be too happy either. So don’t fight him, let him take the hoodie (and steal a different one).
#twisted wonderland x reader#twst wonderland x reader#twst x reader#floyd leech x reader#jade leech x reader#twisted wonderland#twst#twst wonderland#floyd leech#jade leech#x reader
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List of “awkward confessions” prompts
Requested by: Anonymous Request: “hihi! could you give some prompts for awkward/unsure confessions?”
“So, I um… Think you’re really great, yeah?” “…I- yeah. Thanks, I guess?”
“I mean, we should definitely link up or something.”
“Yeah, so I think I like you? Like, I’m ninety-nine percent sure—” “Then what the hell is holding up that one percent?”
Character A, grabbing the back of Character B’s shirt to stop them from walking and then blurting out a shaky, “I like you” because they couldn’t find the courage to confess to their face.
“Did you seriously ask our classmate to hand me a letter to tell me that you liked me? You couldn’t have told me in person?”
“See, I’m still not sure if I like you that way or—“ “Well, you had the option of keeping your mouth shut before sorting it out, you know?”
“Maybe we could like… Hang out?” “You mean go on a date.” “…Yeah, something like that.”
“Okay, give me a fucking second, I’m nervous.”
“I don’t know but I feel like you’re worth dying for. Wait, that sounds extremely weird—“
“Yeah, that wasn’t supposed to happen and I was not supposed to say that, I’m so sorry.”
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it's been way too long since i last did wildly self-indulgent fanart, so of course i did it for an SVSSS AU that doesn't even have any actual fanfiction written of it yet. but what can i say! it's a compelling scenario! Just check the original post for details!
here's a workplace doodle for his mess of an outfit, too:
Xin Mo is floating behind his back, wrapped in talismans. the collars are meant to be vaguely inspired on a flower bud.
Some notes i came up with for this version, copied straight from a month-old discord convo:
he may have protagonist halo now, but he's for sure not a stallion protagonist. he literally exchanged fates with his favorite person in the world in order to spare them a hellish trial-- that's romantic as fuck!! damn!! this is old CLAMP shoujo and no mistake!!
binghe may no longer be the protag, but he's still a half-heavenly demon. power-wise, heavenly demons can't be topped, and all the remaining heavenly demons are accounted for. so, SQQ can't be a heavenly demon, even in part.
HOWEVER, as a protagonist, there's a factor more important than power! it's the CHUUNI FACTOR. what's more CHUUNI™️ than being part demon?
one option is being part demon and part angel.
how would that even fucking work??????? IDK man, you can either pull from chinese folklore for fairies or heavenly beings or spirits, or you can blame Airplane and go "he accidentally implied the existence of christian elements by means of importing unexamined anime tropes"
Shen Jiu conveniently has a big fat blank on his parentage. We as fans can and have put whatever the hell we wanted there.
SQQ would jump into the abyss still under the impression SJ was a shallow villain. If his trip through the abyss involves recovering SJ's memories somehow, that sure would be fun times, huh?
so he awakens a mysterious ancestry and survives the abyss and takes Xin Mo, but he probably takes longer than Binghe did due to being squishier.
but Xin Mo isn't ACTUALLY his! so he papers it over with sealing talismans, and to battle the temptation to wield it he takes to wearing these longass sleeves. they're probably covered in talismans as well.
guessing Xiu Ya stayed behind to be mooned over by the clown trio in Cang Qiong. let's go full sparkle-sue here and say he's now fighting almost entirely via musical cultivation. i like swan-necked konghou harps so let's go with that, it'll look dope.
why is he barefoot? why WOULDN'T he be, is the question. fragile!! suffering!! dainty!! he's a shrinking flower, tormented by the weight of the One Sword To Rule Them All!!
also for extra pathos, his constant mental struggle against Xin Mo means he can't spare energy to front. it takes constant focus! he's still a bit in his delusional shit, but even when he's going "oh no, binghe is only latched throat-deep onto my dick because he's a good boy who's concerned about me and the danger i could pose by losing control" he'd probably�� well, he'd probably say that out loud to anyone who asked. he's in a half-trance, mentally battling the crazy-making sword. lying is too much work.
Wouldn’t resisting Xin Mo’s influence be the mental and spiritual equivalent to training under 400x gravity or something? his wife-beam is going to be off the charts when he puts it down.
also also: who the hell dressed him like that? fucking shang qinghua, of course, after SQQ showed up in the northern palace to punish MBJ for hurting binghe in the conference. did the system explain shit to SQH? on the one hand, extremely funny if it updates him on the role change out of nowhere mid-alliance. on the other hand, extremely funny if he only finds out because Binghe is crying safely in Qing Jing while the scum villain apparently jumped into the abyss.
Here's another link to the original AU post! I've had it open on a tab all this time just so i could point to it when I was done, so make sure to check it out!
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lunch break - professor!simon riley x professor!reader
"Hey, stop—" You stab at Simon's fork as he tries to steal another piece of food from you, huffing. "I'm already barely eating anything."
"'M hungry."
"You have snacks in the desk."
"That's not food, luvie." He mumbles.
"Yeah, but I gotta eat."
"The rice roll in your fridge begs a notice."
"It's not even a rice roll. I finished that last week. Yeah, don't we have food in my fridge?!"
"You want to walk back to our shared office and make me late to class?"
You bring the food to your lips, rummaging through your bag as you hand him another sandwich. "There you go. Can you stop stealing mine?"
"Luv ya."
"You literally stole my afternoon snack. I don't know what else you want from me." You finish the rest of your rice, biting on the tip of the utensil as you close your lunchbox. "You owe me coffee."
"It's the start of the semester. That's when the bribes come in." He hums. "Though, I know you won't like the mooncakes."
"No thanks. We still have all of the homemade ones in the fridge. I wish John would've taken more." You sigh.
"I can send more his way."
"Nah. It's fine. I'll hand it to my students." You mumble. "My office hours are in person for once."
"You don't get lonely?"
"Of course I do. I'm a professor." You deadpan, turning to stare at a couple of students. "They yours?"
Simon turns to stare, brow raised as the group scrambles. "Sure are."
"Can't wait to see what you end up seeing in the gossip section of your class discord."
"I'm not on it."
You grin at him. He doesn't want to know how you got the link.
"You got rice on your stubble. Again." You reach over, fingers gentle on his skin as you scrape at it. "Tsk tsk."
"Oh, so y'a don't even want me anymore?"
"Oh, Simon." You mumble, getting the last of the white off his chin. "Haven't shaved lately?"
"Hectic week. Also, you said ya liked it."
"I do." Your thumb brushes at the stubble, humming at the texture. "Feels lovely."
"You're better, luv."
"You really ought to stop reading my publications."
"You love it."
The grimace on your face makes him chuckle, leaning against your hand.
"Can't wait to check your class discord."
"Luv, can we drop it."
You only grin.
#☾.professor ghost#☾.blurbs#simon riley x reader#one per day scheduled or smth idk... idk man... idk#they make me SO ill ough somebody save me ugHGHGHGHGHHHH#oh btw reader finds a pic of Simon looking at reader all stupid while she cleans the rice off of him in the discord. don't ask
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