#or fuckin TANK
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Everybody know the scene in The Dark Knight where some idiot dresses like Batman and Bruce gets real pissed at him. Well it goes a little something like this:
Copycat Batman: What’s the difference between you and me!?
Batman: I’m not wearing hockey pads.
Alternatively:
Copycat Nightwing: What’s the difference between you and me!?
Nightwing: CAN YOU DO THIS? *insane quadruple flip off the roof with his middle finger out.*
Obviously not Red Hood: What’s the difference between you and me!?
Red Hood: I died.
Copycat Red Hood, mumbling: well obviously not.
Red Hood, cocking his gun: Wanna change that?
Copycat Red Robin: What’s the difference between you and me!?
Red Robin: Spandex isn’t usually something I wear on the regular. And that latex cowl isn’t doing you any favours either. While we’re at it- [proceeds to roast the shit out of the copycat until they’re begging him to stop. He doesn’t.]
Copycat Robin: What’s the difference between you and me!?
Robin, unsheathing his Katana: Run.
Copycat Robin: What?
Robin: If you care for your life you will know to flee. I will not give you another warning.
#the dark knight is a laugh#why is his voice so gravelly tho???#it’s so stupid???#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#love his car tho#or fuckin TANK#mechanical engineer in me going brrrrr#this got out of hand#Robin#red robin#red hood#nightwing#batfamily#batfam#fuck I forgot the girls#I don’t know them too well so anyone’s free to add some of their headcanons
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handsome stranger
#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#ff14#wol#paladins#ffxiv meme#hi. i'm not dead#still out here still kickin still playing ffxiv#cyprian#friends wols#this guy was literally like. a midlander hyur. and i .#i felt like a princess#wow.#that tfw when the off tank. when the off tank fuckin got you man when they GOT you
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hey guys I've never played bo4 this is how Alpha Omega goes, right?
#cod zombies#tank dempsey#edward richtofen#I think Dempsey should have betty boop hooks#for no reason other than it looks cool#FUCK I CAN'T DRAW ULTIMIS RICHTOFEN#I hate you Richtofen my disgusting degenerate bitch wife (affectionate)#my art#I fuckin guess bluh#can anyone tell that I love drawing fabrics?
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The Gunbreaker, The Spellknight... and the Berserker?
#ffxiv#concept#sketch#thancred waters#g'raha tia#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#my favorite trio: gunblades - arcane weapons - and bare fists#I cant imagine zenos having a good time being able to feel to any capacity again#hes here to be some terrifying combination of a dark knight and warrior#a berserker but 90% of the time he's the eerily calm type of angry and the remaining 10% is him but a feral fuckin beast#meanwhile thancred isnt even scared- just stunned he'd go out and say it so readily#(maybe a little jelly tbh)#I also just think of the times of thancred going “nah you dont need me for this”#but its zenos kidnapping him everytime he heards thancred say something akin to it#its so goofy but I write that zenos can charge the cartridges with the demon arm#adventurer zenos but he's also an allrounder (begrudgingly- favors primarily tanking)#how does he heal?#:> dont worry about it
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Happy pride month.
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#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#harrykim#kimharry#i just relized that I forgot to color the fuckin tie#im tired so lets just pretend its another tie he has that's just green#mesh tank top my beloved#i used to have some really good body hair brushes back when I used clip studio all the time#i miss those brushes and I don't have the patience to draw individual strands of body hair#so if someone reading this has a good body hair brush that works on procreate... pls send me a link#i love drawing body hair but i am very impatient#also send me dumb meme references and I will probably draw them
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#penn plax#aquarium#fish tank#decoration#aerator#action#pirate#skeleton#vintage#1970s#MIB#fuckin ebay#personal
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gordon: i've never once lost my way. but i never have to think about it, either. i seem to know the right line by some sort of... wondrous, magical instinct. i guess it's because I'm so amazing. and handsome.
james: lmao don't be daft. it's not like we choose our own tracks, we just go where the signalmen send us.
gordon:
gordon: the what?
james: the signalmen?
henry: never heard of 'em
james: they're — they're the guys up in those signalboxes? controlling? the signals?
henry: is this some kind of joke?
james: no?!
gordon: ah, signalmen. yes, yes, of course.
gordon: but. let's be serious, little james. it's not like they choose my routes for me.
james: yes?? they do???
gordon and henry:
gordon and henry: NAHHHHH 🤣😂😜
#i tried to answer the 3+5 post but got distracted analyzing this scene#they're so fuckin funny#james really dumbed himself down to fit into this clique istg#incorrect ttte#ttte#ttte season 1#ttte james#ttte gordon#ttte henry#the big three#thomas the tank engine
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sonic scribbles of varying ages and intents. surge from mid 2022 when i was first catchin' up on idw, silver from a few months ago when i was trying to figure him out, the rest from late 2022 from memory with stylization and redesigning where i couldn't be assed to try and stay on-model
#tagging my NEMESIS. whatever im gonna test some things with this one#surge the tenrec#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#sonic fanart#rouge the bat#amy rose#tails the fox#sonic the hedgehog#these feat. my unique and highly specific beef with hedgehog ears#ive never seen anyone else bitch about this but it bothers me SO much & always has#they are! supposed to be going fast! they should be streamlined for going fast!#not have these big dumb forward-facing triangles on their heads!!! that's gonna create so much drag!!!!#not to mention not being able to hear anything from all the fuckin WIND do you know how LOUD that shit would be#let their ears fold back or something to lay flat in the wind oh my god!!!!!#& unlike rouge/big/tails their ears arent big enough to significantly contribute to their silhouette so they really just feel so tacked on#AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON IT AS IT APPLIES TO METAL SONIC. YOUR ROUNDED SPEED-TYPE ROBOT YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE#this is yet another reason why mecha is superior btw 😤 bro is NOT designed to be speedy and streamlined he's a spiky tank.#and so in his case the ears add to it. extra spiky. do you understand#arting#sonicposting#silvers also fine because hes slow as fuck. no problems there
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can we take a moment to appreciate that the scene that has spider all into missy is her eating a fucking chicken leg- 😭😭
#I love this boy#also missy stop being so fuckin fine oml#i understand the want#ALSO black tank top & necklace combo??? im deceased#(I say for both of them)#spider x missy#heartbreak high#shitpost
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G1 Warpath
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#request#g1#warpath#this fucking dude. let me tell you.#first tf show ive ever watched for more than a third of an episode when i was a youngin was tfa. that was my only basis for warpath's vibe#emo. low whisoery voice. trying to be batman. bitching about lousy fuckin draft dodgers.#and then i see him in g1 and im expecting that enery. because SURELY. an autobot tank in blood red?#SURELY hes an edgelord. probably of the quiet variety bc we already have cliffjumper#and then i am met with a guy who has undiagnosed adhd and is possibly always a little drunk.#and my wig is on the fucking floor. girl who is this?!?! that is a fascinating creature.#i was expecting 'violence 💀👹💥🔥👿' and i got 'Violence!! ✨💖🎶🎉🤪'#FASCINATING creature
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Who do u guys think wins the most pack runs?
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#i think asher or tank#am i playing favorites?#yes.#tank always wins in my eyes#tank is my shayla#but i do feel like asher is probably fast and agile so it gives him an advantage#hes tall so i take it hes more on the slimmer side#ykwim?#and tank because tank is tank and i love tank so yeah tank <3#tank prolly sees it as a win as long as david doesnt win#i just know tank rubs it in davids face like no other#''fuckin loser'' is 100% what tank says to david#just yapping tbh
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Sometimes a family can be just a dad and his seven giant steam locomotive children.
Bonus James-centric screenshots because I have a favorite child (clearly):
#ttte memes#ttte shitpost#ttte#thomas and friends#thomas the tank engine#sir topham hatt#ttte thomas#ttte james#james the red engine#ttte edward#ttte gordon#ttte henry#ttte percy#ttte emily#shitpost#i will never get over how FUCKIN HUGE the engines are in cgi#any group shot they have with sth will always be funny to me#because sth is already short by human standards#but next to the engines he's FUCKING PUNY#SMOL ASS MAN#these giant ass steam locos (who are all older than sth too let's be honest) all gather round and are like “hi dad :D”#and sth looks back at them and are like “hello children :D”#it's so funny to me i don't know how else to explain it XD#redengineposts
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This 'big freakin zombie' means nothing in the RE verse lol
#my art#resident evil#resident evil 6#re 6#left 4 dead#l4d2#l4d2 nick#leon kennedy#i accidentally parried a tank once#leon fuckin knees it to the face what a chad
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i can't be watching solo leveling cause the urge to write jinwoo x reader is getting too strong must rebuke.
#•𐦍 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉тαℓк#DUNGEON DADDY#BECAUSE HOW IS THIS MAN JINWOO GETTING EVEN FINER S2!?!?!#ME WHEN I MAKE HIS COCK ARISE#IMMA BE ON MY KNEES#LEVEL UP MY BALL GARGLINGGGGG#WHEN HE SENDS HIS LEGION IGRIS AND TANK TO FIGHT THE BOSS AND WE JUST FUCKIN MID BATTLE#IDRLFVKZDFHVJFDHBVZ#DLFVDFJKHVXFJDH#SOMEONE HELPPPP#I GOT DEMONS AGAIN#solo leveling#sung jinwoo#OH AND HIS DADDY!?!?!?#ITS GIVING TOJI#I WENT TO THE STORE TO GET SOME MILK#AND FELL IN A DUNGEON FOR 10 YEARS#RFKLVBDSFJKHVBZDJF#ILL TAKE THEM BOTH DOWN#HIRE ME AS THE FAMILY COCKSLEEVE
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Why are Jan Valentine's lines in Hellsing Abridged so brainwormy that I can't stop saying them in his voice
#“i aint jackin off right now”#“you go down to the local pharmacy ask them for something called viagra and itll HELP YA GO FUCK YOURSELF”#“read the fuckin paper”#“thats an anti tank rifle OH FUCK THATS AN ANTI TANK RIFLE”#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#hellsing ultimate abridged#jan valentine#hellsing jan#i dont give a shit i dont give a fuck i dont give a shit i dont give a fuck#and if i give a shit i might just give a fuck but i dont give a shit i dont give a fuck
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Gordon in a dress, 2025 version!
A redraw of my first post, 3 years later!
Overall I'm still unsure about how I feel about this, but I like it more than the old one for sure! Some things never change, do they?
Here's to another 3 years!!
#ella's rambles#ella's drawings#drawing#art#ttte#ttte humanized#ttte au#ttte gordon#gordon in a dress#dead trend but idc#ALSO HI I'M ALIVE#I really need to redo the sideblog's master post as it's REALLY FUCKIN OUTDATED but my motivation tanked with this lol#ANYWAY HAVE THIS THING#ALSO RIA RIA HUNGÁRIA WHOOOOOOOOO
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