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Everybody know the scene in The Dark Knight where some idiot dresses like Batman and Bruce gets real pissed at him. Well it goes a little something like this:
Copycat Batman: What’s the difference between you and me!?
Batman: I’m not wearing hockey pads.
Alternatively:
Copycat Nightwing: What’s the difference between you and me!?
Nightwing: CAN YOU DO THIS? *insane quadruple flip off the roof with his middle finger out.*
Obviously not Red Hood: What’s the difference between you and me!?
Red Hood: I died.
Copycat Red Hood, mumbling: well obviously not.
Red Hood, cocking his gun: Wanna change that?
Copycat Red Robin: What’s the difference between you and me!?
Red Robin: Spandex isn’t usually something I wear on the regular. And that latex cowl isn’t doing you any favours either. While we’re at it- [proceeds to roast the shit out of the copycat until they’re begging him to stop. He doesn’t.]
Copycat Robin: What’s the difference between you and me!?
Robin, unsheathing his Katana: Run.
Copycat Robin: What?
Robin: If you care for your life you will know to flee. I will not give you another warning.
#the dark knight is a laugh#why is his voice so gravelly tho???#it’s so stupid???#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#love his car tho#or fuckin TANK#mechanical engineer in me going brrrrr#this got out of hand#Robin#red robin#red hood#nightwing#batfamily#batfam#fuck I forgot the girls#I don’t know them too well so anyone’s free to add some of their headcanons
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handsome stranger
#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#ff14#wol#paladins#ffxiv meme#hi. i'm not dead#still out here still kickin still playing ffxiv#cyprian#friends wols#this guy was literally like. a midlander hyur. and i .#i felt like a princess#wow.#that tfw when the off tank. when the off tank fuckin got you man when they GOT you
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Happy pride month.
(reference under read more)
#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#harrykim#kimharry#i just relized that I forgot to color the fuckin tie#im tired so lets just pretend its another tie he has that's just green#mesh tank top my beloved#i used to have some really good body hair brushes back when I used clip studio all the time#i miss those brushes and I don't have the patience to draw individual strands of body hair#so if someone reading this has a good body hair brush that works on procreate... pls send me a link#i love drawing body hair but i am very impatient#also send me dumb meme references and I will probably draw them
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#penn plax#aquarium#fish tank#decoration#aerator#action#pirate#skeleton#vintage#1970s#MIB#fuckin ebay#personal
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hey guys I've never played bo4 this is how Alpha Omega goes, right?
#cod zombies#tank dempsey#edward richtofen#I think Dempsey should have betty boop hooks#for no reason other than it looks cool#FUCK I CAN'T DRAW ULTIMIS RICHTOFEN#I hate you Richtofen my disgusting degenerate bitch wife (affectionate)#my art#I fuckin guess bluh#can anyone tell that I love drawing fabrics?
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sonic scribbles of varying ages and intents. surge from mid 2022 when i was first catchin' up on idw, silver from a few months ago when i was trying to figure him out, the rest from late 2022 from memory with stylization and redesigning where i couldn't be assed to try and stay on-model
#tagging my NEMESIS. whatever im gonna test some things with this one#surge the tenrec#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#sonic fanart#rouge the bat#amy rose#tails the fox#sonic the hedgehog#these feat. my unique and highly specific beef with hedgehog ears#ive never seen anyone else bitch about this but it bothers me SO much & always has#they are! supposed to be going fast! they should be streamlined for going fast!#not have these big dumb forward-facing triangles on their heads!!! that's gonna create so much drag!!!!#not to mention not being able to hear anything from all the fuckin WIND do you know how LOUD that shit would be#let their ears fold back or something to lay flat in the wind oh my god!!!!!#& unlike rouge/big/tails their ears arent big enough to significantly contribute to their silhouette so they really just feel so tacked on#AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON IT AS IT APPLIES TO METAL SONIC. YOUR ROUNDED SPEED-TYPE ROBOT YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE#this is yet another reason why mecha is superior btw 😤 bro is NOT designed to be speedy and streamlined he's a spiky tank.#and so in his case the ears add to it. extra spiky. do you understand#arting#sonicposting#silvers also fine because hes slow as fuck. no problems there
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can we take a moment to appreciate that the scene that has spider all into missy is her eating a fucking chicken leg- 😭😭
#I love this boy#also missy stop being so fuckin fine oml#i understand the want#ALSO black tank top & necklace combo??? im deceased#(I say for both of them)#spider x missy#heartbreak high#shitpost
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G1 Warpath
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#request#g1#warpath#this fucking dude. let me tell you.#first tf show ive ever watched for more than a third of an episode when i was a youngin was tfa. that was my only basis for warpath's vibe#emo. low whisoery voice. trying to be batman. bitching about lousy fuckin draft dodgers.#and then i see him in g1 and im expecting that enery. because SURELY. an autobot tank in blood red?#SURELY hes an edgelord. probably of the quiet variety bc we already have cliffjumper#and then i am met with a guy who has undiagnosed adhd and is possibly always a little drunk.#and my wig is on the fucking floor. girl who is this?!?! that is a fascinating creature.#i was expecting 'violence 💀👹💥🔥👿' and i got 'Violence!! ✨💖🎶🎉🤪'#FASCINATING creature
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Sometimes a family can be just a dad and his seven giant steam locomotive children.
Bonus James-centric screenshots because I have a favorite child (clearly):
#ttte memes#ttte shitpost#ttte#thomas and friends#thomas the tank engine#sir topham hatt#ttte thomas#ttte james#james the red engine#ttte edward#ttte gordon#ttte henry#ttte percy#ttte emily#shitpost#i will never get over how FUCKIN HUGE the engines are in cgi#any group shot they have with sth will always be funny to me#because sth is already short by human standards#but next to the engines he's FUCKING PUNY#SMOL ASS MAN#these giant ass steam locos (who are all older than sth too let's be honest) all gather round and are like “hi dad :D”#and sth looks back at them and are like “hello children :D”#it's so funny to me i don't know how else to explain it XD#redengineposts
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This 'big freakin zombie' means nothing in the RE verse lol
#my art#resident evil#resident evil 6#re 6#left 4 dead#l4d2#l4d2 nick#leon kennedy#i accidentally parried a tank once#leon fuckin knees it to the face what a chad
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DP x DC (Or Marvel) Prompt: Pirate of the Underworld
(Again, this can work for either and I have no issues people changing up which Fandom they use because they're both good)
Youngblood was a great kid and that would never change. That being said he was a Ghost kid with a huge imagination and because he was a kid a lot of ghosts would play with him. Not normally a problem until Youngblood, Ember, Skulker, Kitty and Johnny decided to 'play' together in an alternate dimension after going through a natural portal!
But there they were,continuing to play and raise hell for a dimension who had little to no experience with the Ghost Zone. Thankfully, Danny had plenty of experience dealing with all of them, and while he wasn't used to it being so public he wasn't about to let the five (six counting Youngbloods bird-thing) torment this new dimension.
Now if only the heroes from this dimension would stop trying to interfere.
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The last thing Bruce expected to see in the Gotham Harbor was a massive glowing pirate ship that seemed to rise up out of the ocean itself before sitting in shore. He also didn't expect flying figure's to start taking 'treasures' from all throughout the city. Gold, jewels, people, anything they could get their hands on.
His city was in trouble, that's all he knew and he wasn't going to stand for it.
Now if only this weird white haired meta would stop trying to interfere and let him and his team do their jobs.
#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp prompt#my prompts#dp x marvel#if you want#There needs to be more Danny and Bruce getting on each others nerve fics#Bruce doesn't like people on his turf without telling him what's going on and Danny is too protective of these idiot ghosts to leave them#also you know damn well the other ghosts are trying to convince Danny to not be such a spoil sport and play with them for his cores sake#“you have a baby core babypop just play with us it'll be good for you :D”#“maybe some other time when you're not kidnapping people but until then not a chance”#I imagine their conversations have the same vibe as “get out of the fuckin' tank”
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8.5/10 the real "i listen to everything"
absolutely MAD for monochromatic fits as BORING as it sounds they can't go wrong. skinnyyy legend king never missing the classic skinny jeans, boyfriend??? bootcut?? wide leg??? nahh man i don't have the time to mess with that i have a wife to attend
#mcr#my chemical romance#mcr tumblr#my chemical fucking romance#mikeyway#mikey fuckin way#mikey post#mikey fucking way#mikey way#mcr mikey way#mcr mikey#my chemical mikey#my chemical romance mikey#my chem mikey#britney spears#tank top
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I JUST got this guy and he's already complaining >:/
#I GOT THE NRM SPECIAL EDITION M7 IM FUCKIN BUZZING!!!!!#IM GONNA TRY RENUMBERING HIM TO MAKE HIM INTO DRUMMOND PROPERLY :D#Might even try sculpting a face...#drummond the pompous engine#ttte#thomas and friends#thomas the tank engine#ttte oc#monster engines#my art#oc#model railways#model locomotive#lswr m7
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Day 7 - ShB Allied Societies
Hound is always too polite to comment on things constructed too small for him, not that he expected the dwarves to build for his size...but their insistence on making him ride the tank seemed more like pranking than the thoughtlessness he's used to! (looking at u, Garlond Ironworks)
#roegadyn#hellsguard#roevember#roevemberxiv#towering hound#ffxiv#phex ocs#the tank is one of my favorite mounts bc of this roegadyn pose btw#i dont think they should do this with *every* mount but this one was absolutely perfect#he doesn't fit in there....it's perfect#every garlond vehicle he has he's fuckin squeezed in there like pls...Biggs is right there im begging
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ough haven't been unhappy enough with a piece to scrap it entirely in a while that doesn't feel good lmao,,, anyway turns out i lied about the gojo-centric 2parter gomenasorry it's lookin like a solo :'3
#hina.txt#i need to finish this before i end up hating it too#bc the thing is#the concept of the piece has been done before. i know this and i knew it going into it#but then in my reference search i Found the art i had seen tht has the same concept executed slightly differently#and seeing it fuckin tanked my confidence that my version is. idk unique enough?? tht i was able to put enough of a spin on it???#its not even like i referenced that art i have my own composition colour palette pose etc#but i am just so frustrated idk#i was kinda banking on my piece being half of a duo to further solidify My idea as a little more original#but now bc i hate the second piece so much its gonna be on its own and i am like *surprised piba*#sighs
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Steve Rogers isn't gay.
Steve Rogers is straight, and he fucks men when he needs to. One day, though, he knows he will settle down with a woman. He really will.
Then a serial killer starts murdering everyone Steve Rogers has ever slept with. On that list are 11 men. One of them is Tony Stark. And suddenly, Steve is confronted with a reality that is very far removed from the idyllic one he created in his head. With the looming threat of public exposure; the harsh memories of a childhood he worked so desperately to forget; and the terrifying countdown until their murderer reaches the Avengers Tower all crushing down on him at once, Steve is forced to not only figure out who the hell is behind the killings - but also to reckon with the kind of man he wants to be once he makes it out of this.
If he makes it out of this.
#let’s fuckin GOOOOOOO#im currently at 45k but I’ve only posted 20k so rest assured I’ve got more in the tank#stevetony#Tony stark#Steve Rogers#fic
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