#fuckin ebay

[flight-to-mars]

[wolfvirago]

;; the way I would sell my soul for you, my stinky baby

[battiegutz]

paces the floor.. i have cash rn so theoretically i culd go to target nd get some lps but im specifically looking for a certain pet in the blind box fr a custom and i want 2 of em but ik ppl are very excited abt th new lps rn so its probs gonna be very little left on the shelves.....but my autism.......hrgghhh..

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Acosta's dedicated to sharks stays unrivalled

[fullmoonfireball]

the fact this is the most reasonably-priced (NON-BOOTLEG) olimar listing i can find right now and it's a preorder for an item that's not currently in stock............. what's a guy gotta do to be able to hug a little fella

[idridian]

i've semi-accidentally acquired a press book for the 1962 film "term of trial" (starring laurence olivier) which is a movie about *checks smudged handwriting* ...a schoolteacher whose underage student falls in love with him and then accuses him of molesting her after he turns down her advances. which is theoretically exactly my kind of problematique shit

but also i didn't even want this press book, only the bunny lake one that was on offer alongside it. like, what am i supposed to do with it?? can't very well add it to the giant photo album full of pictures of ann and steven lake, now can i

[tostada-turtle]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME :)

[lycanwlf]

n... new legends game??? and it's gen 6??? and it's not coming out until 2025??? ough... ough ohhhh ouuuuggghhhh fugg 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[spockular]

hopped on poshmark to look at suit jackets and this is what it’s pushing on me bc im crusty af lmfao

[norrkatt]

UNFRIENDLY REMINDER: HOTTOPIC ISN'T YOUR FRIEND, AND NEITHER IS ANY CORPORATION

[hornedcraft]

hey whats up witchblr its me ya gal(?) and i have. a lot of psychic energy i need to get out and nobody to use it on. if you want a free reading (probably a three-card pull just to see what’s up) just send me your question and i’ll pop one out. 

i got a bunch of different tarot decks, if you don’t pick one i’ll choose for you, but my list of them is posted here!

UPDATE: i’m closing these for the day, i’m about to Burn Out lol

[skeletonpendeja]

Twitter broke broke for me n I can't even tweet anything so I'm gonna be more verbal here about my goings ons

Anyway kinda sucks that Dreamcast fighting games are like 70-90 bucks nowadays

[thewingedwolf]

my job keeps trying to dick me around by not giving me my severance payyyyyyyy they know my rent is due soon but they just refuse to cut the damn check - i had to ask for them to even give it to me bc they didn’t do it automatically, they said wait until next payday, but then didn’t give me the money again, so now I have to bother them AGAIN to see what’s going on - and it’s ridiculous bc it’s like, $400 at MOST bc they screwed me out of a bigger severance check too smh. Worried I might not be able to make my rent so I have turned to ebay to sell some shit I don’t want in the hopes of making up the difference.

anyway if you need pet clippers, a dremel, a buffer/polisher, or some wireless earbuds, all basically new, hit me up babes

[memequeen92]

hey so i guess i have you to thank for the fuck-or-die dream i had where springtrap was threatening to shove me into a commercial meat grinder

DDJNG OH MY GOD WHAT WHO GAVE HIM A COMMERCIAL MEAT GRINDER??

[stingyslegslookweird]

me when the death is grips

me, a white boy listening to death grips

[arcanegalaxy]

bro there’s a dead spider in my book 😭

the seller had to have known right?? because there was a paper in this part of the book with like. the name of their shop i guess?

could you not have at least tried to remove the dead spider before selling it to me man come on

i got it a couple weeks ago and i didn’t notice until now. help