#or fannon?

[koreposion]

Thinking about Red

Smoked wood and sweet cherries

You sat there on the bed while kicking your feet and scrolling through social media. Nothing exciting was happening besides the usual potentially world ending event. At this point you were used to ignoring things like that to better your mental health over all.

There is no point planning for doomsday in this day and age.

Besides that, your online time was spent coming across little gems of videos. Text post jokes that got genuine laughter to leave you. You sent some of them to Red, your... roommate? Partner? You both never really bothered to put a label on your relationship because it always seemed like too much.

Both of you just wished for something cozy and uneventful, considering both of your mundane jobs. He works as a teacher and you work at a library. There is a day or two where you both get pleasure and displeasure in equal measures. Overall it's just day to day life that you both live with each other's company.

There is then the sound of a laugh track as the front door opens and closes. Red has gotten home and already has his phone pulled out. You could tell the moment you heard the laugh track that he plays on his soundboard. Ever since he got a phone he's been pulling all sorts of goofs and jokes on you.

You'd tell him to stop but he probably would take it to the next level.

"Honey 'm home!" He exclaimed as he walks into the living room setting his things down before ending up at your bedroom's doorframe, "Miss me, Doll?"

His pet name rolls off his tongue as smoke leaves his mouth. The smell of sharp cherries and firewood filling the air as he fills the emptiness with his presence.

"Course I missed ya." You say with a grin and make space for him on your bed. You pat a spot in which he can lay and he takes your offer. He kicks off his sneakers lazily before flopping down onto your bed. It creaks from his weight and you feel yourself lose balance as you roll into him.

"So why'd you stay out so late?" You asked him as he put away his phone and took a drag of his cigar.

"Would ya believe me if I said I got to meet the parents of my lil hell beasts?" He questions you with a big toothy grin, a golden tooth shines at you.

"I'd believe you." A casual reply as you lay your body on top of his playfully.

"Well then I lied, that's not what happened." Chuckling he puts out his cigar on his bone, snuffing out the fire and leaving ashes behind, "There was an after school program that they wanted me to supervise. Something bout, 'showing that everyone is kind' or whateva schools pretend to teach."

You hum in understanding as he says this. You get the feeling of being used as unity bait from the library. There are pictures of you up in the children and teen areas. It would have been more annoying if they just took those pictures and didn't pay you. At least the head librarian was kind.

"Ha! Loser, you got used for propaganda." You laugh at him playfully, rolling your body over his. You lay on his stomach and look at him and his expression.

He seems unamused before it gives way to his iconic grin. He chuckles before letting out a gut busting laugh. The irony of the joke not being lost on him as he holds onto you.

"Yeah, and m' not getting paid for it. Next time I just might skip out so I can come see ya sooner, Doll." He says while pulling you closer to his face, he then nuzzles you. A low rumble leaves him as his cat-like mannerisms cause him to purr.

You always love the sound of it and nuzzle back. Feeling the way he shook your body gently with his purrs.

"You know I don't like not knowin' where you are." You mention to him what must be for the hundredth time.

" It'd be real shitty if I just stopped showin' up and payin' rent." A joke but he does take what you say to heart, a soft blush appearing on his face, "Don't worry, I can take care of myself and I know you can take care of you."

"Just remember-"

"Ta let ya know if I need help, I know!" He finishes your sentence with a roll of his eyelight, "With the way yur harping over me I might think yer in love with me or somethin'."

With that we both go quiet as we stare into each other's eyes. The scent of firewood and cherries still lingering in the air as it mixes with the smell of your bedroom. Your heartbeat is loud even against his low rumbling purrs.

"You're lucky that I do." You say simply before giving him a kiss to the cheek.

"Ah, yer right..." He starts off as he looks away to avoid your gaze, "I don't know what I'd do without ya, Doll."

[ohnohah]

“uhm the ship is cannon 🤓☝️”

uhm actually, the only cannon ship is me x whatever character i’m into. stop being delusional.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny wasn't sure what to do. Was this legal? He knew the bats were part of the Justice League and whatnot but surely they can't just pick him up off the street after he got into a brawl with some creeps trying to mug him!

Sure, Nightwing had jumped down to help and Danny, still in his living form with its crappy human vision, thought he was another mugger because of the dark and attacked him too.

Now he's sitting in the back seat of the batmobile with his hands in wierd bat handcuffs.

Was everything these guys owned bat themed? Yeah his parents put there last name in all the titles of their inventions but they had a brand to sell so it was excusable. Batman however, is clearly living out his bat shaped dreams. Usually Danny was all for the furrys doing thier thing, one of his best friends was a proud furry and Danny 100% supported him, but there was a line you don't cross and tall dark and fuzzy crossed it when he kidnaped one 14 year old Danny Fenton.

He couldn't Go Ghost right in front of Batman and Nightwing but he could use the one thing his mom made him take with him everywhere since he was a little boy.

His panic button.

It was powered by ectoplasm and could get through signal jammer with no problem. If he pressed the button his parents would drop everything to come save him. They made sure to put little sirens and flashing lights in thier own hazmat suits to make sure they didn't accidentally miss it. Sure they looked hilarious the few times he had seen it go off in his life but it was highly effective.

So he pushed the button and his parents were charging torward them in record time, the GAV playing chicken with the freaking batmobile. Suddenly his mothers voice came from the panic button, "Are you in the front of back, sweetie?"

"I, uh." He stuttered, looking up at the shocked face of Nightwing before answering, "The back."

"Perfect." He mother said darkly.

A trio of high mechanical whines filled the air and Danny didn't need to look through the windshield to know the buzz saws were out.

----

Bruce just wanted to know why Danny Fenton, youngest of the Fenton Family and son of Jack Fenton and Madeline Walker, two people whose marriage brokered peace between thier prospective mafia syndicate families, was doing in Gotham beating up low level thugs.

He was not expecting overprotective mad scientist parents.

[ryna-boo]

I’ve recently read so much fanfic of dungeon meshi that I completely forgot Kabru isn’t trans. I got through like five fics on AO3 and the other one I picked he was cis and I sat for a long moment realizing I just accepted fannon and full cannon. Interesting and thought I’d share with the class.

[qcomicsy]

a list of funniest things jason todd could do:

slowly steal the parts of the batmobile and reassemble it elsewhere, then pull up next to bruce in his own second secret batmobile

become a lawyer and get joker setenced to the death penalty - bonus is that he completes college and gets a degree which bruce never did and alfred is proud beyond the gravethat one of his grandkids actually completed college

change bruces name to "free trires" in his phone contacts

call time the wrong name everyday, but it starts of sounding like a genuine mistake (tom, jim ect) and slowly gets further and further away from the original (jimothy, jeremy, dave, the dogs name)

dye his hair red, claim he was an original red head and then gaslight the family into believing bruce made him dye his hair black to look more like dick and be a replacement

come out as gay and claim to be the only gay member of the batfamily and when tim tries to say something to dispute it he just hits him with "who are you again? the computer guy or smthing?"

could also come out as poly and roll up to family dinners with more than one partner and if someone says something about it, he just says "mad cuz i got TWO more partners than you huh. lonesome bitch."

feel free to add on

LMAAAAOO THIS IS GREAT

Let's go.

Made a carbon copy of Batman and spread in strategic places on the Batcave, Tim's boat, Clock Tower, Duke's nest and Dick's house. (He almost killed them)

(One of Dick's colleagues saw it and he had to lie he was this die hard Batfanboy, his ego never recovered until today.)

Stole Tim's mug and placed on Damian's room, stole Damian's mug and placed on Tim's boat then proceeded to visit the Manor until he hard the scream of the fight he planted between them;

When he saw Bernard for the first time he said "Whoa Timmy you move on fast, this one is Terry right?";

Did a Tramp Stamp tattoo;

Slut shames Dick every chance he gets (this one is actually cannon);

Shot Dick's phone;

Every Christmas shows up with a different Outlaws member and affirms that's his partner

Dated an arrow to piss of his dad, when Bruce got over it proceeded to date a lantern instead;

Never told no one other than Dick he's actually in a stable relationship with Artemis because he refuses to swap Bruce's horrified reaction to a normal one;

Gave Bernard the shovel talk;

When he bumped with Selina after the (failed) marriage and she teased him on how he didn't gave her shit for it he just answered "No, no I get it"

Purposely brings Harley to bat reunions under the bullshit "She's my therapist" when the bats bother him, knowing his therapy with Harley only count when they're at her office;

Told every one he's Harley's adopted kid (actually Harley was the one to say that once when she was drunk and he just went along with it);

Exchanged Bernard's number to Kon's in Tim's cell phone and vice-versa;

Left his Mustache grow and showed up as Matches Malone in one of Wayne's Gala;

Lied he was actually a Titan but they kicked him out because Dick's is an asshole;

Stoled Signal's Patrol Lunch;

Stole's Spoiler's lunch;

Brought alcohol to manage going through their family gathering when he was caught he blamed on Tim;

(He thought about blaming on Dick but he knew Dick would just go along with it)

Everytime Dick, Barbara and Bruce call him he answers with "He's dead";

Introduced Tim to the Outlaws with "That's Robin they found him on the thrash"

Showed up to Barbara's job dropped a "Hi mom" as a greeting then proceeded to laugh his ass off while Barbara tried o explain to her coworkers that that tank of a man wasn't her child;

Told Dick Talia adopted him;

Told Talia Dick adopted him;

Told Damian that if Batman dies he's going to adopt him out of spite;

[touchlikethesun]

oh my god, yuuri was jealous. literally yanking his tie like no don't pay any attention to them, not when i'm right in front of you, not when you're mine. "the performance has already begun" oh my god chills

[spirit-doll]

I love this ship :Р (FANON)

[pricegouge]

me either, soap

[idontcaboose]

Haunted car Au part 11

Previous. Masterpost

When Duke woke up, he remembered the fight he had with Bruce last night. All in all, it was actually what Duke wanted to happen in a way. Duke got full access to “fix” the Batmobile, but just the way Bruce made it sound was just… Infuriating. Like, sure, blame the newly 17 year old kid who had only moved the car, not even a hundred feet, for everything wrong with the car. Being benched until he figured out how to get whoever was possessing the car sucked though.

The good news is that the only people who would be awake to bother him or ask unwanted questions would be Alfred and maybe Tim. If Tim got on his case it would be simple to call in Alfred or to threaten him with calling in Alfred. The only other people that use the cave like the front door are Dick and Jason. Both would be up for hiding the issue from Bruce once explained. Dick would be a bleeding heart to a potential meta/alien kid getting stuck because of their powers. Jason would keep the secret just on principle, especially if told Duke got blamed for something he had no hand in. Jason would probably help set the kid up after he gets out of the car too, assuming Bruce doesn't pull a Bruce. It would be nice to not be the only meta in the family though, and the kid would already know about the family, but that would be the kids choice.

After a short breakfast, Duke made his way back down to the cave, only to hear a…Rave?

He made his way through the cave following the muted music to… the car…

“What in every hell are you doing?” Duke could not help to exclaim as he saw the Batmobile, for lack of a better comparison, dancing.

The car was strobing its headlights from the yellow driver's lights, to the brights, to the color changing LEDs Jason and Dick put in for a party prank that Bruce never removed, all to the beat of some techno that had to have been in Tim's Playlist. The car stopped in its perceived dancing to open its door in another mockery of a wave causing the music to become almost deafening as the door opened. Duke had to cover his ears as the kid in the car panicked and set off its alarm before turning everything off. If Duke thought the cacophony before was deafening, the silence after was even more so.

“Seriously, what the hell kid?” Duke said with as much incredulity as he could muster.

The car responded with a slow turning of its front wheels and a quieter sound of ‘Sorry’ by Justin Beiber playing, which could have been from either Dick or Steph’s playlists.

“You know what? I am not going to deal with song names and lyrics to guess from. Give me a second.” Duke went to the Batcomputer and found Tim's folder containing all of the sound bytes and clips that he uses when he gets real malicious with the power points for his team, the JL, or for Bruce when he is being exceptionally pissy, and downloads it onto a large USB stick. It took a little longer than Duke expected, but within an hour the USB was downloading its new playlist into the Batmobile’s radio storage. The sound bytes should be better than songs, right?

“GOOOOOOODDDDDD MOOOOORRRRRRNNNING GOOOOOOOTTTHHHHAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!”

“God dammit Tim”

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[jjaydazo]

wear your girlfriend's shirt. this is probably the only au where I draw sans like a damn cunt.

[vesppperoro]

What is it like being the Sin of Envy?

The pic above is your sigil.

You’re a Hellborn, like the other sins.

As your sin suggests, you embody Envy. Sinners and Hellborn alike live in the Envy ring.

The Hellborn? They’re called Glamours.

Glamours are a fish/mermaid/siren based demon that gives the Hellborn a special ability. The ability to manipulate water.

They don’t do much with it but host performances and such, but you also have this power.

You’re a fashionista, an inventor, and a performance artist. You do everything your heart tells you to do.

You protect your people no matter what.

Anyways. The Envy ring is FREEZING COLD. Your people have adapted to the cold, despite being in hell. You and them don’t have a high tolerance to heat.

You run a Jester Circus-like place full of Glamours and Sinners! You invite all rings, except those from the Greed ring, to watch your shows.

You put so much hard work into getting your jesters to be perfect. Hell, you even own most of their souls. Except a few, of course. For example, Fizz. Ozzie would NOT like you if you owned his soul.

You’re a shapeshifter! You shift into anything you see yourself as. Whatever you want to be, you can be it. That’s the perk of being jealous of everything and everyone.

Your demon form is based on a monstrous Sea Serpent that is around 200ft+ long. You, in your normal form, are around 8’5 unless you choose to shrink yourself.

You adore Hellborn. You love Hell Hounds and Imps alike! Some of your jesters are Imps too!

You also know of Hell Hounds through Beelzebub, seeing as how most of the Gluttony ring is that species.

You, despite loving parties, like to be alone a lot of the time. A quiet day in your aquarium filled room gives you the energy you need to continue.

Onto other things. Your actual name is Leviathan, but you use Name or Nickname whenever you can. You just like it better.

You also have a long, serpentine tail that protrudes from your back. It works similarly to a dog tail.

You may seem rude to most, but you’re a huge softie. Especially for your people.

If anyone tries to hurt your ring, you’ll kill them on the spot.

Just as you are protective with your people, your people are just as protective about you.

If you express distaste towards someone or something, they’ll do everything they can to end it or end the person.

You also visit other rings often. You have some Glamours follow you around as your guards!

Not that you need them. They just want to spend time with you.

However, even if you love your people, you won’t stand for betrayal. NO ONE is allowed in the Greed ring. If they are found in the Greed ring, they are not allowed to return.

Everyone in the Envy ring understands your hate for Mammon, so they avoid him as much as they can.

Anyways. You also throw many parties since you and your ring just love drugs and alcohol.

While others fight for their lives, you guys are living your best afterlives.

You believe in Charlie’s redemption hotel, so you always advertise it whenever you host an event.

During the war, you and your people helped fight off Angels.

You put a protective spell over the Glamours and Sinners from the Envy ring, but they still got it and it broke your heart. Or, whatever you had.

You took care of all of your people and made sure they were in good shape.

Long story short, your people adore you. You’re their idol, the one they look up to if anything happens.

You’re like their parent and they’re like your children. You wouldn’t have it any other way.

[miraculousbohemian]

i'm so fucking tired of heteros ffs GIVE ME PEGGYNAT

also natasha in this entire episode is just *gay yearning* for a certain Brit

Melina just goes slipping shit like "ah go for her left knee she fucked it up in third grade" LIKE MA'AM.

WANDA?! WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA

[zombiecare-rot-art]

Even though I have not beat the game I adore Hollow Knight it is one of my faves!!!

[yuukirita]

"How? Expand on this. You can't just tell me that and run away, anon. Whatchu mean?"

I mean, I have a fanon where sparklings don't develop mentally or physically without their Sire and Carrier, since it wouldn't be safe for them. Sentinel killed Megatronus and Prima Prime before they introduced BabyBee and BabyCliff to the public.

And both BabyBee and BabyCliff were too young to remember what happened that time and considering the fact that they hit their heads when falling to Sub-Level 50, it can be expected that they don't have many memories.

ey only know that sometimes they have fleeting memories of two giant robots that (although they can't see their faces very well) always smile at them and make them feel safe.

(and when they see Sentinel for the first time, they are terrified for some inexplicable reason)

Ahhhhh! Context! FABULOUS!

Sparklings not developing without its caretakers is interesting. That on it's own is more interesting to me than the primes being the parents- but that's just because... I like worldbuilding. It reminds me of the Robots movie where the robots only grow when they get new parts so they need an external influence to change their bodies to match their mental when it's needed. Which is cooool. And having something like that with Cybertronians is neat! Even if the process is less involved.

With the babybee au however... Especially with your suggestion of the Primes being their first caretakers, it's tricky.

That means we'd have 50 year old babies (lol like Grogu), that in on itself isn't that bad. But if they're so young and they cannot grow neither mentally or physically, how did they survive so long?

The whole sparkling life cycle is a whole... mess. Because it's mostly fannon. Like, what is a sparkling? How independent can they be? At birth/creation, how aware are they?

Every version is valid though. Cuz its fannon. I like your idea, I'm putting it in the 'cool fanon' idea box. But I'm not using it. You can expand on that though! Would love to see it! Seriously, never stop creating! :D I didn't think much about why sparklings exist- why Bee is a sparkling. Just wanted to draw cute stuff. I say he comes from the well. Why does Primus make sparklings? I dunno! :D But it is fun to wonder about.

[2b-vertical-jump]

Evbo: "Here in Parkour Civilization, NO ONE chooses to jump for beef" Seawatt: "I'd jump for your beef-" Evbo: "What?-" Seawatt "What?"

[crows-ace]

Heavenly ordeal - pg2

What’s that - Gods meeting with the angels look sinister?? Noooo what do you mean??? Look at that pastel background~ nothing bad going on there 👀

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