#or do idk

[softgothbabe]

When you're so wet that you pull your panties down and there's a string of drool dripping from your pussy 🤭

[silliest-heartaches]

happy trans birthday for all trans people out there (me)

[zero3six]

<333

[goodbyetoromance]

please don't unfollow me as i hyperfixate on elvis presley

[temeow]

the 3 types of british peoole in my experiencr are 1. the one who is like "um not all of us say bo oh o wa er like that :////////" and get very pissed at people making fun of them

and 2. the ones who hate british people more thab anyone else depsite how they are british. they go outside and faint (me)

3. the 😿 bullying..... (ace probably

[sluttybibuck]

i’ve been drinking a lot of wine tonight please do not take anything i say seriously

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[potatoes-tomatoes]

bro fumbled so hard he died

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

[saracastically]

now she’s all ready for spooky season—are you? 🌕🐺

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[catmask]

SNAPDEX REPORT: WEEK 1

actually, i guess nows as good a time as any. heres all my pokemon warmups from the past 9 days! i wonder how long i can keep going

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

funniest news blurb i've ever seen actually. "there was a plot to kill trump last weekend. no not that one. totally different one. we figured out about it beforehand though so we heightened security at the rally. yeah that rally. yeah the one where-- yeah. yeah that one."