#or chocolate strawberries 🤤

[bwootster]

I wanted to try to do the Toilet Bound Hanako Kun art-style 👉👈 so I used it on Yao Yao because she’s a cutie patootie

[grimalkinmessor]

The day of my birth approaches

[physics-of-one-piece]

Get To Know Me

Thank you for the tag, @fanaticsnail ❤️ Sorry I’m late with this one.

Rules: Answer and tag 6 people

Favourite colour: Turquoise & blue, sea blue. I’m a sea kid, what can I say 🌊

Last Song: Rule #34 - Fish in a Birdcage. Everyone was saying it’s a Doffy song and yeh, it’s a Doffy song. It slaps. I love it. I always play it when I write for Doffy.

Currently reading: (goes to my little book corner) It depends on the day. I really like sci-fi, fantasy and detective/crime thrillers but also classical literature. Right now, I’m reading Lady Joker Volume 2 by Kaoru Takamura . Yeah, I know I know, the title is Doffy coded 🤣. I got it as a beach read and it’s very interesting, a crime novel. I’ve been going through it slowly.

Currently watching: Beethoven's Treasure Tail. Yeh, the dog movie, it was on the TV and I like dog movies so, yeh. Otherwise, for TV shows, Lucifer is fun as hell to watch. Funny, too. For anime, most recent one I watched is Skip and Loafer, the mc love interest is a Rosinante look-alike and has a golden retriever personality. Also, I’m planning to put on Lord of the Rings on the TV tonight, I adore those movies. My favourites are Legolas and Gimli, I love their friendship.

Currently craving: Something sweet. A cake. Vanilla and chocolate and biscuits and strawberries… 🤤 Fluffy American pancakes, too! I usually slice bananas and put them in there and add caramel syrup and finish it off with Nutella. Also, shredded biscuits atop! Yum.

Coffee or tea: COFFEE! Well, my stomach reacts better to tea but I always drink coffee, so coffee. I drink iced coffee mostly. When it's cold, hot chocolate is my go-to. Macchiato is nice, too.

No pressure tags: @ladycrocy @moonbaby26 @tuquidflamingo @skullfacedlady @ohnomyhooves @flamboyant-vampire @saracrossing02

[sippywippy]

my friends comments on tf2 characters just by appearance

ft. ssome slurs we can say and ummm not kind nor important nor helpful language ^_^

scout

meowmeow : minecraft youtuber, british, ugly looks like my old stepdad, no facial hair makes him uglier, only faggots shave

woof : replied with chat gpt telling me to leave her alone

soldier

meowmeow : he looks like a strawberry dipped in chocolate

pyro

meowmeow : FUCK ME -> why are his pants so low hes like those black people

woof : i genuinely think he looks like a hey mamas lesbian

demo

meowmeow : his gun looks like a dildo

woof : "its easier to fake a smile than to explain why youre sad" ahh sticky note😭 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

engineer

meowmeow : Dude all these characters look like theyd have big dicks i wanna ride them & why are his feet so long

woof : defending scaramouche with her life in another channel

heavy

meowmeow : word girl sandwich man (chuck), why does he have a syringe on his gun

woof : he looks likw he gets men pregnant idk

medic

meowmeow : why does he look like a flayed rabbit in this picture

woof : nothing

spy

meowmeow : he looks like a monkey HE LOOKS LIKE HED HAVE A NEW YORK ACCENT

woof : isnt francw like anti muslim why is he wearijng a mask he clearly has one of those like hostage porn kinks

sniper

meowmeow : he looks like the guy that shot himself

woof : too racist for tumblr

miss pauling

meowmeow : shes like those 3d animations with the cum all ovwr the walls and everything

woof : SHE LOOKS LIKE LILY FROM LILYS GARDEN

EXTRAS

saxton hale

meowmeow : he looks like some guy from a farming mobile app i think

woof : is that the guy u have on mudae (i dont sadly)

burly beast medic

meowmeow : 🤤 licks

woof :

ok thanks

[the-moon-devi]

🍨What flavor Cookie are you based on the BAKER ASTEROID? PT.1 🍡

🧁🧁BAKER ASTEROID◇◇ 《2549》🧁🧁

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DESCRIPTION: The baker asteroid is said to be the bakers asteroid for things like cookies and baked goods and even bakers. However in this post I'll be focusing more so on cookies.

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Baker in aries/1st house: a very fast baker, your baked food could taste hot/spicy or maybe very health yall are the type to bake ginger spiced cookies or something like that if that exists. Maybe even Nutritional baked foods. If in the 1st house this could actually be what your known for!

Cookie: spicy Chai molasses cookies / Gingerbread

https://pin.it/6K3b4Pd: gingerbread

Baker in Taurus/ 2nd house: your baking is very good and warming to the senses. I feel like people really feel comfort and secure with your baking. This placement wouldn't be the type to try anything too risky when it comes to baking. Baker in the 2nd could make you spend alot of money on baked goods/ maybe even earn $ through baking. Yall baking could be very beautiful and pleasing to the eyes as well. Yall like sweet and soft but flavorful

Cookie: rich&gooey Butter pecan chocolate chip cookies/ oatmeal cream pies 《 ik ik it's not a cookie well kindaaaaaa🤔🤭》

Baker in Gemini/ 3rd house: I feel like if you have this placement you have potential to be a great baker I think there's a lot of versatility in your baking. If your not a baker then you could have siblings who can bake. You could talk about baking or teach people how to bake even create baking recipes and stuff like that maybe even a baking blog. (ESPECIALLY 3rd house people) I feel like yall might might be a little picky or you just like a lot of different flavors or you don't mind putting in something different in your baked foods.

Cookie: Neapolitan Cookie/ lemon crinkle cookies

Baker in Cancer/4th house: baker here yall goodddddd. Like mama's famous poundcake type good. Of course depending on the aspects. But yall like cooking for your kids/ loved ones. You guys definitely would be the type to either make recipes for future generations or follow recipes from your ancestral lineage. You could also come from a line of women who bake really well. Yall baking is sweet,soft,moist. ***"It's like a reward 😇🤤" *** do yall know that tik tok sound that's going around saying that? Anyways if this is aspect by your 10th house ruler or by planets in the 10th house/Mc you could easily be a professional baker. Once you become a mother your baking could get better or you might bake more (ik wierd I just channeled that, take it or leave it)

Cookie: chocolate chips ofc this is the original/ biscoff cookie butter cookies

Baker in Leo/5th house: possibility of being famous for your baking. Your baking could look very appealing to the eye or it just stands out. Baking could be a way of expressing yourself it could even be a hobby. I feel like yall baking taste very flavorful that's all I can say but I know it's good. You may have learned how to bake at a young age. Cooking could be a creative outlet. Your child could be a great baker.

Cookie: lemon cheesecake cookie

Baker in virgo/ 6th: virgoss yall the type to cookie healthy cookies or raw vegan cookies stuff like that. I feel like y'all would do diary free/ cleaner options when baking <<This could even go for Pisces>> this could be your occupation or your co-workers may know how to bake very well. Since Virgo is mercury ruled you could be very analytical about what you cook. Baking may be a stress reliever or apart of your daily routine. Definitely gluten free sugar free diary free perservative free placement for baking. Yall Could bake for the homeless or less fortunate.

Cookie: matcha sugar cookie/date cookies

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𝓓𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓓𝓮'𝓛𝓾𝔁𝔁𝓮 (masterlist)

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©𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓵

[presidenthades]

Just scratch the itch a little.

Is Daeron just like his brothers?

A yes or no answer is enough 🤤

I know you said just yes or no is fine, but the question didn’t feel that simple. I wanted to say “he’s just like his brothers in that they’re all ice creams, but they’re different flavors.” But I didn’t know if that made sense, so now I’m subjecting you to an overly long ice cream metaphor.

(^this was the least erotic ice cream GIF I could find on tumblr, just so you all know)

Aegon is like a sundae with all the toppings. The usual stuff like sprinkles and chocolate chips, but also weird toppings like hot sauce and potato chips. You look at it and go “wow that’s crazy, no one wants to eat that.” But at his core he’s a simple vanilla (made with real vanilla bean—vanilla done right is NOT boring, it is delicious and flavorful) who just wants to be appreciated instead of the throwaway flavor. (Translation: he can bring kinky stuff to the table, but as long as he’s cuddling with Jace he’s happy.)

Aemond is the opposite. He looks like a simple scoop of very dark chocolate that makes you think, “OK, intense with a hint of bitterness, I can handle it in moderation.” Then you take a bite and go “holy shit there’s A LOT of nuts hiding in here, how did I not see them before??” Then you realize the ice cream is also soaked in rum, and your plans for the night turn out very different. (Translation: he seems like a “missionary only” guy but actually has tons of crazy kinks, and Luce has never met a sweet she didn’t like.)

Daeron is like a cone of soft serve from a dual-flavor machine. One flavor is strawberry: how wholesome and refreshing! But the other flavor is something much more unusual, like black truffle. Joff is the person controlling the machine and deciding how much black truffle to infuse into the strawberry. Also she’s the one holding the cone so it doesn’t fall over and get wrecked. (Translation: Daeron is sweet and Prince Charming-ish by default, but Joff adds some craziness to him according to her preferences.)

In summary: the Targbros are all ice creams, and ice cream makes all the Velargirls happy in different ways. 🍦

[fattofitsure]

Basic stovetop oats

50g oats oats����

100g oat milk 🥛

100g water 💧

1/2 mashed banana 🍌

Cinnamon 🫘

Cook on the stove until thick & creamy 🤤😀

Toppings

Strawberries 🍓, bananas🍌, peanut butter 🥜🧈 & dark chocolate 🍫

BY kyliesbakes on Instagram

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CLICK HERE to get a plant based recipes cookbook

[siriuslygay1981]

Regulus likes strawberry ice cream (or mint, like a freak) ICE CREAM SANDWHICHES!! Usually eats in a cone or a cup

Remus likes chocolate or cookies and cream ice cream. He eats straight out of the tub

Sirius likes vanilla with toppings(gummy bears! Sprinkles! Chocolate syrup!) He also likes ice cream w/peanut butter. Bowl cuz of all the toppings!

Lily likes banana splits ( with pineapple and strawberries and all the messiness 🤤) bowl cuz how u gonna eat a nana split in a cone? Exactly.

Pandora likes strawberry or Napoleon! Strawberry in a cone and Napoleon in a bowl! No specific reason why, she just likes it that way

James...James is an ice cream monster. He likes all of them and makes a mountain of scoops. Chocolate, cookies and cream, sherbet, vanilla, strawberry and it's always falling over. If he likes it a scoop will be added to his bowl/cone. His cone never survived so he has to put it in a cup/bowl mostly if he wants a bunch of flavors. On days he puts a few flavors he uses a cone tho!

Peter likes sherbet or vanilla! In a cup. Oh he loves drumsticks too!

Evan likes coffee tasting ones, like with layers! Or bubblegum cuz he's nasty! He eats it out of the tub ofc! Gelato.

Barty likes mint. But! He redeems himself, he likes those ice cream with chunks in it. Like waffle cone chunks, brownie chunks, cookie dough chunks! He also eats out of the tub bc who even serves it in a bowl.

Dorcas is a frozen yogurt girl IDK. She likes black cherry or raspberry! And in a cup ofc. She likes coffee ones as well!

Marlene eats twix ice cream bars or Luigi's shaved ice!

Mary loves the birthday cake one. I don't make the rules, she's obsessed. She likes ice cream cake too! Chocolate mostly Cheesecake ice cream.

Can you guess who I am in this?

[vecnuthy]

16 30 36 49 82 85

Ooooh an assortment 🤩 thank you!!

16) favorite makeup brands: I use cruelty free brands, so I use IT Cosmetics, KVD, tarte, Colourpop, and elf.

30) what's your favorite candle scent? Ngl i don't really do candles because I think I have a really sensitive sense of smell and get overwhelmed pretty easily, but you can't beat a vanilla candle. It's a classic for a reason, and I like how mellow it is. There's a candle I've had for a while that's basically spiced citrus. I just open for a sniff every now and then. It's so nice!

36) favorite movie? Oof okay okay so either The Mummy (1999) or Pride and Prejudice (2005) are the knee-jerk answers, and for good reason. At the risk of getting heat for this, I just watched Call Me By Your Name for the first time last week, and I am so in love with the cinematography and the style and ambiance of that movie. It's such a gorgeous film. So that's a new favorite, despite the Armie Hammer of it all.

49) what was the last compliment you received? I sent a picture of the lipstick I wore to Nosferatu today to a friend, who said "that lipstick is spicy ✨️✨️ girl you looking pretty as hell" 🤭 i did look pretty good ngl lol

82) favorite ice cream flavor? I'm a biggggg fan of ice creams that have a ribbon of crushed chocolate cookie in them, so those are always winners, especially the Ben & Jerry's salted caramel cheesecake 🤤 regular chocolate and vanilla are both bangers too. Fav milkshake is strawberry, though!

85) what shirt are you wearing? An oversized smokey looking black and white tie dyed Metallica shirt with the fanged skeleton decal. It's one of my top go-to comfy shirts

Feeling a little curious?

[stormage-writes]

For the pure and sweet ask game!

🎁- when is your birthday?

🍭- how tall are you?

🍰- strawberry or vanilla?

🍯- describe your favorite smell

🎀- any question you want - How are you doing today?

🎁-when is your Birthday?

May 12th! A nice Spring birthday right before Summer hits

🍭-How tall are you?

5’5”-ish

🍰-Strawberry or Vanilla?

Chocolate, no further questions /jk

I prefer Vanilla generally, but a good Strawberry shortcake is 🤤

🍯-Describe your favorite smell

Waking up on Christmas morning and smelling Cinnamon rolls fresh out of the oven, nothing better in the world

🎀-(Any Question)

You know, I’m alright. Still tired from the holidays, and I’ve been working all day, but I’m not too bad, thank you!

[kikker-oma]

something that isn’t a carrot!

also legend would 100% be munching on these. Pretending he’s eating dry fruit or smth bit in reality he has a sweet tooth

(I have no idea if the image uploaded but its basically freeze dried chocolate covered strawberries)

YUUUUMMM those look so good🤤🤤🤤🤤

I hope you enjoyed that sweet bag of not- carrots haha😂 tho carrots ARE wonderful, I'm glad that's not all you're eating lol

[never2late2beperfect]

💖 DAY 17 LOW CALORIE SNACK HAUL: Testing out some low calorie pre-packaged snacks, hated the pop tart bites so gave those to my sister, but loved everything else.

Especially the mini wafers! Omg… soooooo good. 🤤

Kellogg’s Strawberry Pastry Crisps: 100 calories for 1 bar

Pepperidge Farm Strawberry Thumbprints: 43 calories for 1 cookie

Confetti Cake Pop Tarts Bites: 150 Calories per pouch

Voortman Mini Vanilla Wafers: 150 calories for 7 wafers

Voortman Mini Chocolate Wafers: 150 calories for 7 wafers

Cheez-It White Cheddar Puff’d: 150 calories for 40 puffs 😱

[cryptidcryptic]

People you’d like to get to know better…💞

Thank you for the tag @pinkberrytea you are a sweet strawberry pie that’s just too good for this trash world 🥹🍓🧁

Favourite colour: usually purple 💜💟💜💟🦄

Currently watching: literally just finished American gods and found out it was cancelled in the same breath🥹

Last movie: queen of the damed (look I know it’s a badish vampire movie but Aliyah in that Akasha’s dance scene was mwah😍 literally all I desire in a vampire queen)

Sweet/spicey/savoury: all of the above mixed together 🤤 (sweet and salty popcorn with chocolate melted in and a dash of cinnamon? Heaven)

Current obsession: my wife’s crocheting skills, she’s literally so fucking talented, look at the tiny lil guys she made fucking fantastic babe 😘😘)

Last thing I googled: queen of the damndd to find a spelling for Aliyahs name cuz I’m a idiot 😪

❣️Tags❣️ @venranae @melonkka @ascendedastarionapologist @moodyvoid

[birinboom]

Hello my love!!!! <3

0, 2, 36 and 39 for the nosy asks please!!! 😊

Darling Rox, thank you so much for this 🥹💖💖💖

0: Height 5'9'' or 176cm

2: Shoe size uhh... 42 in European sizes. I think that's a women's size 10.5 in the US (?)

36: Where I would like to live I'm actually really happy with where I live, out in the countryside with plenty of wildlife (and cows). If I had to pick something different, though, I'd pick somewhere on the coast where I can smell the ocean.

39: My favorite ice cream flavor Either mint chocolate chip or butter pecan. or strawberry. or nougat. or vanilla chocolate chip. I can't pick, I love ice cream 🤤

Wanna be nosy? Here’s your chance.

[mommysmilk]

Kink rate: Chocolate pickles

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

y’all are literally bullies, you can’t hate it until you try it. i once tried making the strawberry-peanutbutter-chocolate thingies from tiktok too and replaced the strawberries with pickles and those were so good too!!🤤

[dearlucygraybaird]

I had chocolate covered strawberries this morning for breakfast 🤤 I want to feel alive like this everyday

Also packing an extra sandwich today because a certain twink is always starving 😒