#or call an ambulance

[rotinthedark]

Seb in the bg every time your muse is doing something stupid.

[cloned-eyes]

Imperial wrecker anyone.....?

[theostrophywife]

thinking about theo glaring at you while you argue with him, pouting and crossing your arms about something so trivial. you know that you’re making a scene in front of all your friends, but you didn’t care one bit. this is what theo gets for telling you no.

theo never told you no. you were his pampered little princess, so used to getting his affection and attention any time you wanted it. but now, he was making you wait until after quidditch practice? that wouldn’t do.

so, you put on your tightest crop top and shortest skirt, making a show of chatting up fred weasley out on the field. theo spotted you right away, his jaw clenching as you threw your head back and laughed at whatever that redheaded twat said. it wasn’t long before theo landed beside you, discarding his broom on the grass like it wasn't worth a couple hundred galleons.

your boyfriend shoved fred out of the way and loomed over you. “you’re playing a dangerous game, principessa.”

you huffed, tossing your hair over your shoulder. “you’re the one playing games, theo. fred was only keeping me company because you’re too busy practicing to pay attention to your girlfriend.”

“you’re being a fucking brat and you know it.”

“so?” you challenged, tilting your chin up to glare at him. “what are you going to do about it, theo?”

the taunt didn’t sit well with your boyfriend. without a word, theo dragged you underneath the stands, pressing you against the wooden poles. you squirmed as he caged you in, squeezing your thighs together as theo yanked you by the hair. you whined, pupils dilating from how turned on you were.

“you wanted my attention,” theo growled as his fingers wrapped around your throat. “now you’ve got it.”

you smirked in return, having gotten exactly what you wanted. theo was incensed at the sight of your gloating. “don’t look so smug, bella. i’m going to make you pay for your attitude.”

theo traced your jaw before reeling back and smacking your cheek. you could already see the red handprint bruising your face. the force of it stunned you, but more importantly, it made your core ache, your pussy throbbing and aching for him. your boyfriend smirked, knowing he had the upper hand now.

“open,” he commanded.

you kept your eyes on him as you parted your lips, eagerly awaiting his punishment. theo spit into your open mouth, wet and messy as he claimed you with the degrading gesture.

“swallow,” theo said simply.

shivering at the show of dominance, you did as you were told. theo’s eyes darkened with lust, filled with a hunger that you’ve never seen from him before.

“that’s what I fucking thought.”

theo unbuckled his pants, dropping them around his ankles before roughly shoving your skirt up your waist. your boyfriend gave no warning before he thrusted his cock into your pussy, making you gasp at the sudden stretch. you wrapped your legs around his waist, moaning as he fucked you roughly against the wood.

“not so bratty now, hm?” theo taunted with a dark chuckle as you whimpered in his ear. you felt dazed as his balls slapped against your ass, rattling your brain from how hard he fucked you. “all that talk and yet you’re bouncing on my cock, fucked dumb and speechless. how pathetic.”

“please, theo — need more —“

“please,” theo said mockingly. “that’s all you had to say, principessa. but you don’t seem to have any manners, do you? so used to me giving you everything you want. maybe i’ve spoiled you too much. you have to learn that some things need to be earned.”

theo pulled out suddenly, making you whine. he shot you a warning look before bringing you to your knees. the carnality written all over his handsome face only made you want him that much more.

“now suck my cock like the good little whore you are and i’ll think about letting you cum.”

[stark-lord]

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES (2024)

1.06 - The Case of the Far Too Many Big Brown Cow Eyes

[threadsoflacee]

im fucking sick to my stomach im so hurt

[reunitedinterlude]

homeowning homosexuals (x)

[meltingpointmp3]

[crazysodomite]

[crocuta1]

When your bitch sleep like they're in rigormortis

[hear-me-yell-bout-stuff]

I just notice smth as i was rewatching this scene

THE BOTTLE DIDNT JUST HIT HIM , IT WENT INTO HIS FUCKING HEAD

[black-and-yellow]

The walk home from UA

[energeticwarrior]

[applciderr]

Day seven ✦ CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!! But not for me.

Was gonna skip yoday because bento tmrw is objectively better but i decided to do a lil sketch so this is all ur getting for now

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz: Go big or go home

Inej: I am begging you, just this one time, go home!

Kaz, about to fistfight a whole gang on his own: Imma go big

[marc--chilton]

people who watched house md and bojack horseman can compare the two titular characters easily on first glance, but real mentally ill people who WATCHED both shows have to deal with the knowledge that no matter what a casual watcher might say, bojack is undoubtedly so much worse than house

[theostrophywife]

Sleepy sex with lorenzo 🫠

lorenzo stumbles into his dorm room, smiling softly to himself when he sees you sound asleep in his bed. after the endless drills that draco made him run through tonight, enzo was more than ready to join you. careful not to disturb you, he places his broom and bag in the corner of the room before drawing the sheets back.

his heart swells when he sees you wearing one of his jumpers, the hem of it skimming your bare legs. enzo quietly crawls in next to you, tugging you close until your back is pressed against his chest. his still damp hair tickles your cheek as he rests his chin in the crook of your neck, blinking sleepily as he breathes in your familiar scent.

humming, enzo caresses your thighs, marveling at the soft and supple skin. his big hands move to cup your ass, gently squeezing before he places you right over his front, the bulge in his sweats growing harder by the minute. your boyfriend trails hot and needy kisses along your neck as he grinds his erection against your ass, breathing heavily as he fondles you.

his breathing grows ragged as he cups your tits, massaging the soft tissue before twisting your nipples. enzo leans over to see that you're still sound asleep, none the wiser to his sinful intentions. you look so innocent and peaceful, your face buried in his pillow while you snore softly. seeing you in such a vulnerable state, entirely at his mercy, makes all the blood in his body rush straight to his cock.

despite how tired he is, despite how depraved it is, enzo just can't help himself. before he can think better of it, your boyfriend palms you over your panties, groaning when he feels you soaking through the fabric. cursing, he pulls the fabric to the side before teasing along your slit with his middle finger. your pussy is wet and warm, your body reacting to him even whilst unconscious. his finger sinks in easily, the tightness of your walls suctioning him in, making him moan as he adds another. you stir as he curls his fingers within your gummy walls, feeling you soak him with your arousal.

"en—enz, is that you?"

"shh, it's okay, honey. you're just dreaming." enzo cooes soothingly into your ear, placating you as he tugs his sweatpants down. "go back to sleep, my love."

freed from the constraints, his throbbing cock slaps against his stomach and smears his abs with precum. enzo guides your hand over his hard length, watching in awe as you stroke him. your eyes are half-closed, but the muscle memory takes over as you jerk him off, murmuring his name ever so softly.

enzo is aching, his head is spinning, he feels as though he'll die if he delays another second of feeling your velvety walls hugging around him like a lover's embrace. he wanted — no — he needed to be inside of you right now.

your boyfriend doesn't waste another second. enzo grunts as he pushes the tip of his cock at your entrance, parting your folds while you clench and squeeze around him. merlin, it feels like fucking heaven as he sinks in, his eyes nearly rolling to the back of his head as you take inch after inch. enzo nearly chokes when he's finally fully sheathed, filling you to the brim.

"you don't know what you do to me, pretty girl," enzo says shakily. "I missed you so fucking much. just need to feel you, baby."

slowly, he pulls out before slamming back in again. and again. and again.

the dark and primal side of him awakens with every thrust, the hunger for you growing like a festering wound as he scrambles to satiate his need. enzo grips your throat possessively, his fingers leaving bruises while the head of his cock kisses your cervix. overcome with pleasure, your eyes flutter open, dazed and confused at the scene unfolding before you.

"missed you, baby," you babbled, glancing behind you to find enzo smiling. you thought you were dreaming, but the reality of it was so much sweeter.

you loved waking up to find enzo filling you up, his lips a hot brand against yours while he claims you with a filthy, sloppy kiss. as his thumb circles around your clit, you whimper into his mouth, feeling the familiar warmth spread from your core.

"gonna let me cum inside you like a good girl, honey?"

“please, please — oh! i want you to fill me up. oh god — please fill me up, wanna be full of you, enzo.“