#or call an ambulance

[rotinthedark]

Seb in the bg every time your muse is doing something stupid.

[cloned-eyes]

Imperial wrecker anyone.....?

[prythiansprincess]

thinking about theo glaring at you while you argue with him, pouting and crossing your arms about something so trivial. you know that you’re making a scene in front of all your friends, but you didn’t care one bit. this is what theo gets for telling you no.

theo never told you no. you were his pampered little princess, so used to getting his affection and attention any time you wanted it. but now, he was making you wait until after quidditch practice? that wouldn’t do.

so, you put on your tightest crop top and shortest skirt, making a show of chatting up fred weasley out on the field. theo spotted you right away, his jaw clenching as you threw your head back and laughed at whatever that redheaded twat said. it wasn’t long before theo landed beside you, discarding his broom on the grass like it wasn't worth a couple hundred galleons.

your boyfriend shoved fred out of the way and loomed over you. “you’re playing a dangerous game, principessa.”

you huffed, tossing your hair over your shoulder. “you’re the one playing games, theo. fred was only keeping me company because you’re too busy practicing to pay attention to your girlfriend.”

“you’re being a fucking brat and you know it.”

“so?” you challenged, tilting your chin up to glare at him. “what are you going to do about it, theo?”

the taunt didn’t sit well with your boyfriend. without a word, theo dragged you underneath the stands, pressing you against the wooden poles. you squirmed as he caged you in, squeezing your thighs together as theo yanked you by the hair. you whined, pupils dilating from how turned on you were.

“you wanted my attention,” theo growled as his fingers wrapped around your throat. “now you’ve got it.”

you smirked in return, having gotten exactly what you wanted. theo was incensed at the sight of your gloating. “don’t look so smug, bella. i’m going to make you pay for your attitude.”

theo traced your jaw before reeling back and smacking your cheek. you could already see the red handprint bruising your face. the force of it stunned you, but more importantly, it made your core ache, your pussy throbbing and aching for him. your boyfriend smirked, knowing he had the upper hand now.

“open,” he commanded.

you kept your eyes on him as you parted your lips, eagerly awaiting his punishment. theo spit into your open mouth, wet and messy as he claimed you with the degrading gesture.

“swallow,” theo said simply.

shivering at the show of dominance, you did as you were told. theo’s eyes darkened with lust, filled with a hunger that you’ve never seen from him before.

“that’s what I fucking thought.”

theo unbuckled his pants, dropping them around his ankles before roughly shoving your skirt up your waist. your boyfriend gave no warning before he thrusted his cock into your pussy, making you gasp at the sudden stretch. you wrapped your legs around his waist, moaning as he fucked you roughly against the wood.

“not so bratty now, hm?” theo taunted with a dark chuckle as you whimpered in his ear. you felt dazed as his balls slapped against your ass, rattling your brain from how hard he fucked you. “all that talk and yet you’re bouncing on my cock, fucked dumb and speechless. how pathetic.”

“please, theo — need more —“

“please,” theo said mockingly. “that’s all you had to say, principessa. but you don’t seem to have any manners, do you? so used to me giving you everything you want. maybe i’ve spoiled you too much. you have to learn that some things need to be earned.”

theo pulled out suddenly, making you whine. he shot you a warning look before bringing you to your knees. the carnality written all over his handsome face only made you want him that much more.

“now suck my cock like the good little whore you are and i’ll think about letting you cum.”

[stark-lord]

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES (2024)

1.06 - The Case of the Far Too Many Big Brown Cow Eyes

[threadsoflacee]

im fucking sick to my stomach im so hurt

[reunitedinterlude]

homeowning homosexuals (x)

[taeraenini]

[crazysodomite]

[crocuta1]

When your bitch sleep like they're in rigormortis

[hear-me-yell-bout-stuff]

I just notice smth as i was rewatching this scene

THE BOTTLE DIDNT JUST HIT HIM , IT WENT INTO HIS FUCKING HEAD

[black-and-yellow]

The walk home from UA

[zillychu]

ISAT post-canon concept:

The party slowly regains memories of all the loops while they sleep, bit by bit.

This of course results in a lot of nightmares, a lot of guilt and horror. Intense feelings talks, re-opened wounds and painful recovery. But it also results in mornings where Siffrin is startled awake because Odile is just staring at him from the doorway,

Odile: you're allergic to pineapples.

Siffrin, who absolutely knows That Tone and That Look: y... yeah?

Odile: I can understand the first one. You looked genuinely surprised before choking to death.

Odile: but twelve times?

Odile: it wasn't even quick! suffocating is one of the worst ways to go and takes the longest, why would you DO that?!

Siffrin: ... ilkdthtst

Odile: ... what was that?

Siffrin: ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃˢᵗᵉ

Odile:

Siffrin:

Odile:

Odile: I'm going back to bed now

[energeticwarrior]

[applciderr]

Day seven ✦ CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!! But not for me.

Was gonna skip yoday because bento tmrw is objectively better but i decided to do a lil sketch so this is all ur getting for now

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz: Go big or go home

Inej: I am begging you, just this one time, go home!

Kaz, about to fistfight a whole gang on his own: Imma go big

[marc--chilton]

people who watched house md and bojack horseman can compare the two titular characters easily on first glance, but real mentally ill people who WATCHED both shows have to deal with the knowledge that no matter what a casual watcher might say, bojack is undoubtedly so much worse than house