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wastelandbabyblue · 2 years ago
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WE'RE BEING FED THIS WEEKEND!
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tearosepedall · 2 months ago
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EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don’t be Rude????? Like wtf lol)
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housederiva · 4 days ago
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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...
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saulwexler · 1 year ago
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how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie
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as-i-watch · 7 months ago
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Chilchuck 'i would rather die than admit i need other people' Tims
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ayy-junipei · 8 months ago
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Fears
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foolsocracy · 6 months ago
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identity reveals are always fun
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0vergrowngraveyard · 7 days ago
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i think he does this sometimes
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nendracula · 6 months ago
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sam stardew valley they could never make me hate you
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doodlefox2 · 9 months ago
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why won't you look at my face 🥺
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spyres · 1 month ago
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pien-art · 8 months ago
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i dont know shit about dungeon meshi (yet) but ik theyre gay.
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donutdrawsthings · 2 months ago
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It's still on my mind... save me
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machveil · 14 days ago
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Y/N, over text: I'm so sorry for drunkenly yelling at you
Simon, over text: Do it again.
actually hear me out
TF141 going out for drinks after a deployment, just to unwind and drink after surviving a nightmare of a mission, and Simon gets completely wasted - just drunk off his ass. he’s not a lightweight, he can hold a couple drinks, which is why Soap and Gaz are having a laugh over him slurring out incomprehensible sentences and wobbling in his seat
but, through his thick accent and hoarse voice, Simon manages a couple mumbled words, “Where— where’s m’doll?”. his eyes are as cold as ever but his voice is suddenly so desperate. Price is watching it unfold as Johnny tries to ask Simon what he’s talking about. after Simon grumbles at him that his ‘doll’ is missing and, “Soa— Soap, need m’doll—”, it clicks for Gaz
they’re trying to get Simon to unlock his phone, he’s being stubborn about his mask being tugged down and Soap is trying to get him to tell them his password. somehow, after a couple minutes, they finally manage to break into the man’s phone. yeah, when Simon sobers up he’ll probably mouth off at them, but right now they’re scrolling through his contacts. Simon’s contacts are just people’s numbers, no names - except for one simply labeled ‘Riley’
as soon as Gaz clicks the FaceTime button he hands it off to Simon. he’s not really paying attention until your voice rings in his ears, then he’s quick to look down at the screen. suddenly he’s sated, gaze smitten as his shoulders relax. you can tell he’s had a few, his head dipping ever so slightly as he slouches over, face a little too close to the camera. you’re about to ask why he called you but he cuts you off, muffled by his mask and voice a couple octaves deeper from the alcohol, “Hi, dolly.”
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future-crab · 9 months ago
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Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:
My actual full legal name
The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers
Michael (x4)
They all die horrible deaths :)”
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mstrchu · 9 months ago
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girl help my friends keep trying to do things that will definitely make them insane
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