#or bake

[rocknbolan]

Rock RP Recap for 6-28 into 6-29

The Slipknot folks are having pots and pans fights. Bets taken. people taking it for the team.

Arthur of New York Dolls and Ace of KISS discussed cooking and debated the plural of macaroni. The conclusion? Too stupid to know how to cook.

Scotti and Rachel of Skid Row are not getting married. SHHH stop asking. But, they are making the move to L.A.

John Lennon would like everyone to make peace with yellow teeth.

Paul from The Beatles apparently has a fat ass, learning this detail with the help of Brian from Queen.

Nick of Megadeth is up to no good, diabolically threatening to restring Junior's bass.

The Beatles have been busy with shenanigans today. Apparently rock stars cannot cook, no matter what generation they're from.

Gwen of No Doubt heads to the arcade with Axl of GnR. With the cutest invitation ever.

Razzle of Hanoi Rocks has discovered that sharks can go into fresh water areas. Beware, swimmers.

Somehow the cooking foibles continues, this time it's Junior setting the kitchen on fire. (Learn to read packages, can save a life and keep your cabinets from getting smoke damaged!)

We have a conclusion to the dilemma of Ringo's sudden walrus. It was George who committed the dastardly deed!

Rob Zombie @wh4t-lurks-0n-c4nn3l-x has joined the chat! (And has some great insults.)

John Deacon @deakyyy-boy has joined the chat!

Graham Coxon @heeverglades has joined the chat!

In case anyone missed the edited addition yesterday... Pamela Anderson @iampamelaanderson has joined the chat!

And now, the weather.

Tropical Storm Axl of Guns 'n' Roses ran right up against Tropical Depression Vince of Motley Crue. It was a hilarious hailstorm of middle fingers followed by a sharknado of screaming insults. One wonders if this will drown out rumors of a tour between GnR and Motley Crue, or if the Gunners will join Skid Row's jetstream to take the US by storm. Or if they'll form a mega storm with all three bands.

Drought conditions with Ace of KISS, who was challenged to go 5 minutes without Eric. Will he make it? Stay tuned to find out!

Wildfire smoke over George and Paul of The Beatles. But residents need not flee their homes, it's been contained with the pair safely.

Continued chances of bite swarms, not just from Scotti of Skid Row either, rumors abound that Junior of Megadeth may also be part of the swarm. And something about rabies?!?

[reddwoods]

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

[daily-spooky]

[luminouslumity]

In honor of his hundredth chocolate creation!

[bellemyers]

ITS FUCKING LOAD BEARING?!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

[marypsue]

One of the worst feelings in the world: when you are just desperate, like claw-your-own-skin-off desperate, to create, but the only thing that even vaguely appeals to you to work on is a nebulous half-feeling that might be dreamily related to some half-formed notion of a concept. I must! Make! No thing! Only make!

[jacqcrisis]

Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

[het-brunette]

Source: beth_thefirstyear on Instagram

I have four muffin tips for making bakery style muffins at home.

Tip number one:

Rest your batter for 15 minutes in your mixing bowl after you make it. This is gonna allow the starch molecules to swell and absorb, creating the thicker batter and the thicker batter is known for doming!

Tip number two:

Fill your muffin holes with at least six to eight tablespoons of batter. That’s like a heaping half cup okay. You want them super full so they’re gonna create that dome.

Tip number three:

Kinda goes along with tip number two. You’re only gonna fill every other hole in your muffin pan. And why we do that - that’s so the muffins that are baking can spread and dome without running into their neighbors. Because when they run into their neighbors they get like square edges but we want perfect dome circles.

Tip number four:

You’re to bake your muffins at a high temperature initially. That’s gonna be 425*F for the first seven minutes. And then keep them in the oven and lower the temperature to 350*F for the remaining bake time. Starting the muffins off at a high temperature initially allows the muffins to rise rapidly and it sets the outer surface of the muffin, producing a dome shape.

There you have it. My four muffin tips for creating bakery style muffins.

[canisalbus]

✦ Bread ✦

[silverlunarella]