Aaron the believer, Neil the skeptic, Andrew the main cameraman. Kevin does research probably. There's vague ideas for everyone else but mostly I laugh about Dan and Matt being the editors bc they make the funniest edits
Thank you @jtl-fics for enabling me and having great ideas as always 😂💕
"they" is a pronoun that has the same rules as any other it's not a 'get out of misgendering jail free' card yes it's gender neutral no it doesn't mean you're allowed to use it to refer to someone you KNOW doesn't use that pronoun
Heads up from the 2024 Kids’ Choice Awards! Poppy had won her orange blimp YET AGAIN!!! 👏👏👏
Meanwhile, Branch’s spot was destroyed by a Netflix lizard. 🥺
Yeah, I know it’s a shame that my boy didn’t deserve it, but I’m still really proud of Anna Kendrick because she nailed her Troll so well for all these years. Congratulations to her, by the way! 😍🥰💖
Alright I know everyone's super excited for ZITS and Grian & Joel teamups this season, but yall aren't considering the other possibilities this opens up
Joel and Doc can work together
GIGGS can have a reunion
Stress and Skizz can Team Up
Joe and Joel can go around being menaces together
Official team ups between Joel and Cleo and Skizz and Pearl
So yeah, season 10 is gonna be great, welcome to the gang Joel and Skizz!
Man although I can't send this and have Spamton see the image (cuz it would be text instead) I'll send it to you and you can give me your opinion about it.
What do you think...
...about...
...snowy Spamton?
IT SNOWED YESTERDAY YESS!!!
(this was on a car btw, which made it even better)
So something that's been bugging/concerning me about HB is specifically how old Stolas is.
(To preface this I know there's seemingly a difference between years and Hell years since the wiki distinguished the two, but they seem to work close enough for huge red flags to be raised (in my brain at least))
The wiki states Stolas is in his 30s, no specification on early or late so we're working with 30-39. And in The Circus he seems the exact same age as Blitzø, maybe a year or two older.
With Blitzø in mind we can get a more solid guess. Oops happens 15 years after the circus fire and they were probably in their late teens (15-17) making Blitzø 30-32. (Also sorry for the picture choice it was the clearest shot 😭😭)
With this in mind, Stolas is at youngest the same age and at oldest about 34 since he reinforces the timeline of things by saying it's been over two decades
Where my concern and why this has been bugging me so much is Octavia. She is 17, almost 18. Going by the absolute oldest he could be he had Via when he was 21 or 22, but I unfortunately don't think it's likely (in my heart and soul i hope this is the right answer if they ever confirm his age). With my estimations, the oldest Stolas could've had Via was 16 or 17 and at the youngest only 12 or 13. The worst part is that the visuals don't do anything to dismiss these.
Look at the differences!!! He's so, so much shorter than he is now.
Even comparing shots like this is such a difference. It's not like young Goetias are the size of adult imps, we see that in the flashback that Blitzø and Stolas were the same height when they were kids.
So yeah this whole thing has been nagging me for like 2 weeks. If he was a teenager it genuinely makes me feel a bit of sympathy to Stella too because she's probably the same age. Of course I still hate her a lot but it's all really fucked up no matter what happened
all the critiques of the “male presenting” bit in the star beast are valid and true (patronizing, kind of bioessentialist, etc) however i think we’ve been ignoring the funniest part of the whole thing which is like. he was a woman like three hours ago. you don’t need to give him a lecture about What Women Are Like. he knows. and even when he was a woman he still bottled shit up so your argument is moot anyway