#or a nero situation)

[alicethenobody]

The amount of mischaracterization that happened to both Nero AND Dante in the fandom because of one cutscene at the beginning of DMC5 needs to be studied like lmao.

[fatedroses]

he is indeed very proud of himself.

[tinypaperstar]

offers u alnst oc stats

[companion-showdown]

Who is the Greatest Accomplice to the Doctor's War Crimes?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

[money-and-dandellions]

Lester is being suicidal again.

Meg is not a fan.

[teknah]

Putting Nero in a Situation™️

It was just supposed to be a quick recon mission— in and out. That’s all.

An SOS distress beacon from a neighboring spaceship had been picked up on The Wishbone’s radar and the INTERPLAN vessel had the terrible misfortune of being the closest to respond (being only a single warp-jump away).

Under intergalactic law (and customary social peer-pressure), all ships anywhere at the cosmos were obliged to provide assistance to those lost in the beyond. <-Lest they be ridiculed.

But perhaps … second thoughts were in order, as Nero found himself onboard the other vessel after losing a round of rock-paper-scissors.

The stretch of corridor was barely illuminated. Power had long since gone out even before INTERPLAN had arrived, which left the ship’s back-up generator to keep this hunk of metal afloat and barely operational.

Yet not a single soul was found on board.

All that could be heard was the hum of dimmed fluorescent lights from above and the echoed footfall of Nero’s own boots.

That is, until there was a scream from further down the corridor. Shrill. Panicked. Then: a cry for help.

Someone, or perhaps 🧬something, was on this ship after all.

Shit. Nero hated being ridiculed more than usual. And he also hated being sent out on dangerous assignments without anyone else there.

♫

The away teams would take their sweet time getting over here. No one was answering the comms channels back aboard the Wishbone. Probably taking their sweet time warming up the telepads or prepping the engines on a shuttle. He produced his particle pistol, and started marching towards the sound of the disturbance, every footfall heavier than usual. He felt like he had the maneuverability of a Sherman tank, like from the historical archives of old school papers.

With his left hand, he slapped a button to open a sliding door. His right hand pointing the blaster pointed ahead at whatever caused the crew member to scream. Nero looked a little more harrowed than he'd have liked. A light clipped to his green field jacket, with the INTERPLAN logo patch over his left sleeve for identification, the right side bearing a patch from some defunct Terran commando unit.

"...?!"

[zerothisnero]

I like to think there was absolutely no warning for Jean's unsatisfied hunger it just randomly happened one day so I get to think about funny situations like this

[leonleonhart]

me: ahhh! why is x'rhun here (is the guy who put him there)

[dmc-questions-anon]

The gangs signature swords get turned into humans for a day what do you think they're like

Thanks for the ask!

This is a very interesting question!

I only really have an answer for Yamato, unfortunately. Yamato comes across to me as very protective and loyal. I think it would probably stick close to Vergil's (or Nero's depending on when it takes place) side, gentle but also very duty-oriented. Though I think if only around the one it deems it needs to protect (or around both Vergil and Nero) it would be much more relaxed.

[i-mybrunettelady]

weirdly specific dating related rant below the cut

One thing I need to let go of in 2024 is the instinct to go to the scarcity mindset. I have a solid group of friends, people like having me around, I'm not worried about that. But every time I fail a talking stage, I can fall into the temptation of feeling like I've wasted my one (1) chance to find someone, which,, no! I am simply a little weird around guys I may be considering in a romantic sense and that's it! Nothing you can't grow and learn from! Or maybe they weren't meant to be and that's also okay!

Like, this year, I really wanna condition my brain to not fall into the trap of this kind of thinking. And yeah, there are worse things than this, but like, it's something I need to work on in regards to my personal life. And it feels nice to say it somewhere

To anyone who's stayed and read this you're a champ

[silkhy-john]

In my mind, Sunny having to work as vice-principal Nero’s secretary is the reason her [English] vocab improves so much in the Austere Academy.

And I mean improves more than you’d expect it to, because her job is demanding and her boss is terrible and punishes her for all the things she’s UNABLE to do, big and small, and she can’t quit so really the only thing she can do is learn and learn FAST.

[the-gaping-wound-of-christ]

before the elimination battle (2/2)

[hazardsoflove]

i think if you think percy would study marine biology you don’t understand him at all

[manaosdeuwu]

I'm sitting in that shithole box of an office for NINE HOURS and my boss sends me so much stuff to do in the LAST FIVE MINUTES OF MY SHIFT. what do I even come in at seven in the morning for. I literally watched a whole two hour movie. like. couldn't he talk to me EARLIER.

[scalproie]

the interesting thing here is that regarding the devil gene, jin is most likely applying what his mother told him aka "some times call for defense, some for offense" (as we saw in the flashback when xiaoyu was in danger) so rather than tapping in the devil gene for power just for the sake of it, he used it to do good as in save his friends and not just pure revenge, but all heihachi sees is the devil gene as a threat after getting attacked by two carriers of the gene (kazumi & kazuya) so of course he wouldnt accept what he interpret as jin embracing his devil gene, even tho maybe jin wouldve turned out okay if heihachi didnt interfere

[redhotarsenic]

Maybe the ending of bayonetta 3 won’t be as bad as I heard it was and everyone was overreacting a bit :)