#or IS it???

[saintsenara]

Hi!! For the unhinged ships, how about Mollymort? She likes 'em tall and nerdy. He has towering mummy issues and likes a bossy woman. Maybe a Weasley jumper could've fixed him? [sound of Bellatrix screaming in the distance]

i genuinely back this one, entirely - as you say - because of somebody's oedipus complex.

[and also because all he wants is the feeling of being warm and secure, in a place he can call home.]

and have ever since i stumbled upon this absolute banger of a fic:

[thanflowers]

@tobebrutal:

#( icb they're gonna kiss one day uwu )

els after making out sloppy style w/ nathaniel howe: this doesn't mean i like you >8l

[herejusttosufferalong]

As batshit as this blog is, it’s also the only sane place talking about Nicola (and Luke) anymore. Everywhere else is either crazy delusional about Nicola and Luke being married (lol), weird and angry haters who are over invested in Nicola and Jake (yikes), or haters who hate all involved (ugh)… glad this is still fun and funny here!!!

we (the fandom) are fucked if I am the "voice of reason" around here lmfao

[snittygoop]

We’ll get married one day

Mark my words

[piepiepiemag]

what if i told you that i……………….dramatic pause……………don’t actually hate nolan chance?

[child--ish]

me when I first saw Mr. Pants:

oh my archons.. it's worse than we thought!

THEY MADE HIM EMO

[ironunderstands]

Hii! I was in the middle of drawing your OCs Psyche n Eros when I realized I wanted to know if you have a concrete design idea for her (also if you had a specific hairstyle in mind for her n psyche cause so far I’ve winged it), I’d love to know your design ideas for these two so I can bring them to life better!!

Omgogmgogmgmogmgm

first off thank you so much, second off I do actually have a specific hair style for Psyche: a high ponytail and for Eros.. well honestly I don’t know yet really but she is a beautiful enough woman to name an entire planet after so she’d probably look something like this

Also I have been cooking up their lore a bit more so ITS YAP TIME 😈

First off, Psyche was made by Yaoshi on a random barren, dead planet with the only thing going for it being some water and existing within the habitable zone for its star to basically attempt to populate the planet herself with all various forms of life (also the planet is huge) because Yaoshi can’t be everywhere at once so they decided to make a few beings to do their job for them, and Psyche so happens to be one of them.

Fortunately, seeing as she’s the first one Yaoshi made, she’s also an emanator, and is fluent in creating and controlling all aspects of life- including people’s emotions

However Yaoshi isn’t exactly an amazing parent so they kinda just left Psyche there to do whatever the hell she wants and so she does, making herself a friend- Eros

Now unlike Psyche, Eros isn’t an emanator but she is immortal (in the “if nothing kills me I’ll live forever” flavor of immortality) and is fairly durable, also possessing some innate healing abilities both for herself and others

Together they begin to fill the planet with life until it’s as biodiverse as ever, and by then several centuries have passed past. Psyche and Eros are living happily together on this world, when disaster strikes- a stellaron crisis.

Most of the life on the planet is destroyed- including Eros (psst: she’s not actually dead but Psyche doesn’t know that) and Psyche is DISTRAUGHT and entirely alone again.

Unwilling to just forget, Psyche names the planet after her fallen lover, and builds a magnificent statue in her honor after sealing the stellaron away for good.

She knows nobody could replace Eros in her life again but doesn’t want to be lonely, so she makes the first humans on her homeworld, and ritually comes in to aid them every now and again, which results in them viewing her as their creator/god.

Caring for them in the way a mother would, she sets up some temples for them to worship her in, as well as indulge in her selfish desire to fix her ever broken heart- by helping her dear humans find love instead.

However, over time as their population grows more zealous and their technology advances, her people’s requests grow more and more selfish until Psyche finally realizes she’s been fulfilling wishes that have been hurting people- her own children.

Heart completely shattered, she locked herself away in her biggest temple, forbidden anyone from entering, never to exist herself again.

Well… until a certain doctor and gambler come along.

If you’d like to read this Aventio fic go ahead, although Psyche herself only appears in the first and last chapter (she still carries regardless).

Although she succeeds in preventing the IPC (whose presence had been ever growing on her planet with her absence) from stealing her power and harming her people, Psyche’s little matchmaking session makes her realize she’s been missing the outside world quite a bit, so she attempts to try and learn what’s happened while she locked herself away, and guess who she sees hanging with the astral express in some one off news article..

Oh Psyche, good luck babe.

Because Eros thinks you abandoned her and left her to die, and now you gotta prove yourself (Greek myth style hehe) to get her back

[theartingace]

i got POSSESSED by this image in the middle of the night and had to put it down ASAP. A season 3 'cover' to go with the others! Experiments in Mignola's style have been so much fun and in general it's perfect for Malevolent, but NOWHERE is it more perfect than for s3.

[newx-menfan]

I’m gonna say Xorn/Xorneto…just to be funny and contrarian lol…

[saintsenara]

Hello, I love your posts! Your reaction to Horace Slughorn/Ron Weasley? Please help me, I can't get them out of my head.

thank you very much for the ask, pal!

ordinarily, i am very much of the view that slughorn is creepy and would only be hitting on his students as part of his inherent clare quilty-ness.

this - however - i am compelled to find funny due to the fact - as we all know - that ron is time-travelling dumbledore. the two of them are reliving their torrid, youthful affair. the reason slughorn canonically can't remember ron's name is because he gets so flustered making sure he doesn't accidentally call him "albus" that he can't remember what pseudonym he's living under.

[topguncortez]

i bought my man some nice cologne for our 1 year

and if i don’t get some hawk tuh tonight im gonna break it on his head

[herejusttosufferalong]

For anyone who doesn't have IG like me, Jake posted a story from the gym. Nic posted after an hour from the same gym.

Poor Rory

He has been replaced

[melnitz-speaking]

Can I hear you laugh, babe? Can you make me smile? I'll forget what's on my mind for a while....

Can I tie you up, love? If you tell me, "Yes" I'll unbutton every button down your green, green dress

[puffin-smoke]

My running theory for the wedding is that Asher will have a heart attack and die on the day of the wedding. None of the vampires will be there yet so he permanently dies and his playlist is marked as complete. The fandom begins to theorise that Quinn will ambush the funeral.

[iznsfw]

as always nise fic lodi k tlg :DDDD :gigil:

- 📦

Tenkyu! Slowly getting back into the groove <3

Everyone read Yeseo too! :D

[lettuccine]

i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter