#or “am i be needing a boat?”
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m4rs-ex3 · 3 months ago
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"where'd you get that... comically large block of ice?" "huh? oh don't worry about that" is genuinely one of the funniest lines in tdp history and i think we should be discussing it
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sc0rpain · 8 months ago
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joels newest hermitcraft episode was great for many reasons but. the contrast between "cis straight white man mining content" and scar telling joel and etho to get a room.
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obsob · 1 year ago
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here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud!!
✷(print shop)✷
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bonefall · 7 months ago
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Clear Sky is.......
A founder of a notoriously violent empire
A colonizer who killed and brutalized the indigenous population so he could take more land
A child abuser
Excused and downplayed both in and out of universe because of his role as a historic figure which makes certain people not want to reckon with what he stood for
featured in emotional musicals where the characters sing about their feelings, which end up ignoring or downplaying the horrors of the nation he's building
...he's a Hamilton character
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crabussy · 2 years ago
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jonathan sims (random guy who looked exactly like him in every way imaginable) was on my scuba boat. naturally I was completely normal about this <- lying
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danandfuckingjonlmao · 9 months ago
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thinking about when keating asks the purpose of language and neil says “to communicate” and keating goes “no! to woo women!” like?? did you expect neil perry of all people to guess/resonate with that?? you know just as well as i do that mf is a homosexual.
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jubshead · 1 month ago
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Y’all I need some Lilia x Agatha fanfiction asap
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thesunoficarus1 · 4 months ago
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I saw the TV glow is so horrific to me because I fear that's my future. you find out who you really are. not who you're told you are, who you really are meant to be. you have someone who accepts you for who you are. maybe even multiple people. and yet, you bury it deep in your chest out of fear. lock it up and throw away the key. but eventually, you are crushed under the weight of what could've been. you're drowning. you were born to be someone else. you ARE someone else. you yell I'm dying! can't you see! but other people were born who they were always supposed to be. you're weren't. it's killing you. nobody can see you. there's still time. until there isn't.
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sassyandclassy94 · 7 months ago
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I’m Not Much of a Talker
Don Hume x Original Female Character
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Part 1 of my “He’s Progressed and She’s Impressed” Series
Summary: Don has his first date ever. And I mean Ever. ✨E V E R✨
Word count: 7,162 (buckle up, buttercups! This was longer than I intended)
Rating: Teen and up
Author’s note: This story was inspired by one of the many headcanons @groovin2beats and I have been throwing back and forth - I hope you like it, and that it also has enough Bobby in it :)
Also tagged: @solo-pitstop-vibes
Part Two
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Don was deep in thought while he walked to the general store. So much so that he didn’t hear Bobby yelling at him from across the street and the next thing he knew, Bobby was at his side, interrupting his racing mind with a nudge to his side.
“Going deaf on me now, Hume?”
All Don did was shake his head and continued walking.
“So where ya headed?” Bobby had to quicken his pace in order to keep up with Don’s long stride.
“The store.”
“What’re the chances? I’m headed there too!” Bobby noticed that Don was ignoring him. “You okay there, Don? You seem… quieter than normal.”
“I’m fine.” He wasn’t. Truth be told, his stomach was in knots and the knots were only getting tighter the closer he got to the store.
Bobby wasn’t convinced and, after prodding again, Don snapped at him. “We’re not in the boat, Moch; you don’t have to cox me.”
Bobby let his remark fly; Don was obviously worked up about something and was in a mood so for now, he’d let him be. Okay.
Full fic on AO3
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avi-on-jumblr · 6 months ago
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listen. listen. i don’t believe in DNIs. i don’t believe in them. but.
DNI IF YOU DIDN’T LIKE YENTL.
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newtkelly · 11 days ago
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b00ks1ut · 5 months ago
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Y’all are about to be so sick of me because last night I watched The Boys in The Boat last night for the first time and holy shit am I so in love with that movie! Like why do their arms have to be so big?!? And why did Callum Turner have to absolutely eat that role like his life depended on it. And the frowny boy Don?!? Ughhhh I love him with my life!! Roger?!? He’s such a little babe!! I’m just feral for big guys and I must come to terms with that. That movie was made for me and that is all I will be focusing on for a least the next week and a half.
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monobytee · 7 months ago
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Life series x Alien stage AU I might be cooking later uhhhhh here’s Etho in Ruler of My Heart but don’t worry I won’t make him as twisted as Luka
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dawnofiight · 2 months ago
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Milo "Problem? Not my problem" Greer
Asher "That's just not my problem" Talbot
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thyredwarden · 3 months ago
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Dear Diary,
Today alone I saw five posts speculating about Varric's death. I don't know how long I can live in these conditions.
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ethosiab · 7 months ago
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YOU. YOU TEAITOR . and when the boat 🛶 wins. YOUR WORST SIN WILL BE THAY YOUVE DESTROUED AND BEHTRAYED YOURSELF FOR NOTHINGGG
anyways ☺️ lovely eclipse yesterday have you heard
etho ( aromantic) certainly has SOMETHING going on with Joel smallishbeans that much is evident (or else I wouldn't be a boat boys girlie would i) but bdubs is different dude. I'm sorry but I'll never be the same after last life. No amount of etho and Joel dancing around each other daring the other to make the first move because theyre scared to admit they actually care will change that. Okay maybe I do like boat boys a little much but it's about the principle. Bdubs is always there. Etho can't fucking read his own feelings and doesn't know what any of his relationships really are. he falls into line when a partner establishes a dynamic because it's comfortable. But bdubs is always there and he always has been .
Part of the appeal of boat boys is that etho and Joel have only known each other since 3rd life. And they've only actually known each other since double life. They're messy and they're weird and neither knows where they stand with the other. But do I really ship them? I don't know! Bdubs is the only person I see etho having an established relationship with because he's always!!! There!!!
Anyway yeah I heard about the eclipse apparently it was really cool!! I wouldn't know though because I'm a filthy Australian who lives way outside the path of totality and experienced none of it. Sad.
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