#or “am i be needing a boat?”
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"where'd you get that... comically large block of ice?" "huh? oh don't worry about that" is genuinely one of the funniest lines in tdp history and i think we should be discussing it
#funniest line since “wait narcolepsy?”#or “am i be needing a boat?”#but i suppose as a standalone line it is definitively my favorite#like this is a sitcom line and in this context it is just incredible#tdp spoilers#tdp s6#tdp#the dragon prince#continuethesaga#giveusthesaga
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joels newest hermitcraft episode was great for many reasons but. the contrast between "cis straight white man mining content" and scar telling joel and etho to get a room.
#not to mention joel always saying ethos obsessed with him#and ethos response being 'someone needs to put up with you' like LMAO????#theyre so funny#and both their builds look so fucking good so far#i am enjoying this season so much if you could tell#anyway#hermitcraft season 10#smallishbeans#ethoslab#i had to make my thoughts known for once#boat boys#semi related im so surprised when anyone calls joel 'beans'#im like wdym......
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here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud!!
✷(print shop)✷
#mine#original#euheuhe hello..i hope everyone is having a good day#we are going on a bird boat thing on wednesday im very excited about it#what else.....me and my bf went on a walk on sunday and i saw damsel flies and shield bugs and a duck with 13 ducklings#i bought a jellycat sun bag which is now all i talk about#ive started reading assassins apprentice by robin hobb!!!! its so good!!!!#im so excited there are so many books in the series to read#i doubt i will like all of them but i will give them all a go#today i will stop and hve dinner n then walk the dog and then do exercise and have a bath#and then i will. play zelda#and then tomorrow i will do shop stuff and also help my mum buy a bench apparently#i need to buy snacks also. i hve a snack stash in my rooom bc of mental illness purposes and i am low.....need snacks#maybe i will do that tomorrow. brain schedule is full up for today sorry#also. unrelated. i have my period???? again????? ive already had it this month hello i dont need another im good im all done#my hormones r going ??OAGHGHGHUH#also i want like . cute bra. but like not a bra like just cloth thats like. tit shaped. a bralet? is that what that is? no idea#anyway. hve nice evening. or else.#i have a headache#OH ALSO. i need to legally chnage my name SKFSABJSBK#put that on th todo list#i cant rmemeber how 2 do it i think it was very straight forward n cost like. £10 or smth
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Clear Sky is.......
A founder of a notoriously violent empire
A colonizer who killed and brutalized the indigenous population so he could take more land
A child abuser
Excused and downplayed both in and out of universe because of his role as a historic figure which makes certain people not want to reckon with what he stood for
featured in emotional musicals where the characters sing about their feelings, which end up ignoring or downplaying the horrors of the nation he's building
...he's a Hamilton character
#i once gently denied he wears a miku binder because he actually has the energy of a trumpy bear owner#but........ maybe he's both#clear sky#skystar#clear sky wc#fennelposting#also id apologize for this but actually I just need everyone else to suffer with me#I am a damned soul on the river styx dragging you off the boat and I cannot be sorry for it
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jonathan sims (random guy who looked exactly like him in every way imaginable) was on my scuba boat. naturally I was completely normal about this <- lying
#jonathan sims#tma#tma fanart#IT WAS SO SCARY??????#I wasn't weird to him about it or anything just kept stealing glances like WTF. WTF WHAT THE FUCK OK.HUH??? HUH?#he was super duper nice!!!!#he was swimming around the boat between dives and saw me and my sibling watching him and beckoned for us to jump in (:#then we saw a huge titan triggerfish right underneath us and. promptly got out really fucking fast LMAO#when I tell you the resemblance was UNCANNY I am SO SERIOUS#it was. very very disorientating to keep looking over to see blorbo from my horror podcast flesh and blood#he looked E X A C T L Y like the jon I imagine when I listen to tma#the magnus archives#jon sims#jarchivist#jon sims fanart#let me know if I need to tag as unreality!!
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thinking about when keating asks the purpose of language and neil says “to communicate” and keating goes “no! to woo women!” like?? did you expect neil perry of all people to guess/resonate with that?? you know just as well as i do that mf is a homosexual.
#neil is like “??? why would i wanna woo women?? i just wanna woo todd??”#anderperry#dps#dead poets society#neil perry#john keating#todd anderson#neil x todd#dead poets honor#god i remember when the dps fandom was so small that i became a relatively big dps blog#now look at me#a no good phannie account#i am in fact a multifandom account i have never been a dps account or a phannie account#but being a big name in the dps fandom was way more admirable than the phandom#no offence phannies i love you with all of my heart#but you’re all as ashamed as i am to be in this boat <3#i need yall to know that at the end of the day#other than lotr#my loyalty lies with dps#my username on letterboxd and ao3 are both from dps#and dps got me writing again#ok i can’t turn this into a dps retrospective i literally wrote a ten page paper on my relationship with dps like 8 years ago#also dps/anderperry was a big part of my sexuality journey OK IM DONE#yeet my deet
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Y’all I need some Lilia x Agatha fanfiction asap
#am I the only one on this boat?#they ain’t got no mother x daughter relation you guys tripping#lilia is hot y’all need to stop treating her like a grandma#plus they have the same age#approximately#I need it so bad I might go crazy#agatha all along#agatha harkness#lilia calderu#agatha x lilia#ok I guess no one had used this tag before#someone pls come forward and agree with me
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I saw the TV glow is so horrific to me because I fear that's my future. you find out who you really are. not who you're told you are, who you really are meant to be. you have someone who accepts you for who you are. maybe even multiple people. and yet, you bury it deep in your chest out of fear. lock it up and throw away the key. but eventually, you are crushed under the weight of what could've been. you're drowning. you were born to be someone else. you ARE someone else. you yell I'm dying! can't you see! but other people were born who they were always supposed to be. you're weren't. it's killing you. nobody can see you. there's still time. until there isn't.
#idk if this is anything but its 3 am and im thinking about i saw the tv glow again#because one of my biggest fears is running out of time#not doing what i need to do to make myself comfortable in my body so i dont rock the boat and upset other people#forcing myself to live a life that isnt mine because that's easier#i need to rewatch it#i saw the tv glow#jane schoenbrun#isttvg#film#queer
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I’m Not Much of a Talker
Don Hume x Original Female Character
Part 1 of my “He’s Progressed and She’s Impressed” Series
Summary: Don has his first date ever. And I mean Ever. ✨E V E R✨
Word count: 7,162 (buckle up, buttercups! This was longer than I intended)
Rating: Teen and up
Author’s note: This story was inspired by one of the many headcanons @groovin2beats and I have been throwing back and forth - I hope you like it, and that it also has enough Bobby in it :)
Also tagged: @solo-pitstop-vibes
Part Two
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Don was deep in thought while he walked to the general store. So much so that he didn’t hear Bobby yelling at him from across the street and the next thing he knew, Bobby was at his side, interrupting his racing mind with a nudge to his side.
“Going deaf on me now, Hume?”
All Don did was shake his head and continued walking.
“So where ya headed?” Bobby had to quicken his pace in order to keep up with Don’s long stride.
“The store.”
“What’re the chances? I’m headed there too!” Bobby noticed that Don was ignoring him. “You okay there, Don? You seem… quieter than normal.”
“I’m fine.” He wasn’t. Truth be told, his stomach was in knots and the knots were only getting tighter the closer he got to the store.
Bobby wasn’t convinced and, after prodding again, Don snapped at him. “We’re not in the boat, Moch; you don’t have to cox me.”
Bobby let his remark fly; Don was obviously worked up about something and was in a mood so for now, he’d let him be. Okay.
Full fic on AO3
#HERE IT IS LADIES AND GENTS!!!!!! HERE. IT. IIISSSS!!!#Don Hume#Jack Mulhern#Don Hume x Original female character#Bobby Moch#the boys in the boat#I HOPE Y’ALL ENJOY READING IT AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED WRITING IT!!#Note that I created a little series out of it called ‘He’s Progressed and She’s Impressed’👀#it’s gonna be a series of Oneshots documenting his little relationship milestones🤭#I AM SO EXCITED!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!#this is the fasted I’ve eked out 7000+ words lol!#WE ALREADY NEED MORE OF DON AND HIS TINY LADY LOVE
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listen. listen. i don’t believe in DNIs. i don’t believe in them. but.
DNI IF YOU DIDN’T LIKE YENTL.
#i am literally changed as a person#what the fuck#new gender unlocked new sexuality unlocked new everything unlocked#i need like ten years to digest this#i have never been the type of person to leave everything and go wandering#but i will get on a boat right now and toss my electronics into the ocean and bring books and nothing else#don’t test me#jumblr#yentl#jewblr#avi posts#i don’t know what to do with my life now#holy shit#dms open to talk about yentl btw#or anons#anything literally anything#oh my god
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#if anyone is curious i am churning out a post episode fic and hope to post tonight#then i will be drawing for the rest of hiatus#creator patterns and cycles are so interesting and i think a lot of people are in the same boat right now#we had this utterly amazing episode that i think surpassed our collective expectations and i think it was a bit of a shock#and over the next week i bet a LOT of phenomenal art and fic is going to be posted but people need time to cook#anyway i love bucktommy creators and i can’t wait to see what everyone makes
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Y’all are about to be so sick of me because last night I watched The Boys in The Boat last night for the first time and holy shit am I so in love with that movie! Like why do their arms have to be so big?!? And why did Callum Turner have to absolutely eat that role like his life depended on it. And the frowny boy Don?!? Ughhhh I love him with my life!! Roger?!? He’s such a little babe!! I’m just feral for big guys and I must come to terms with that. That movie was made for me and that is all I will be focusing on for a least the next week and a half.
#Like why do I lowkey want to be on a crew team now#we all know I’m not fit enough for that#I am the embodiment of “I need a big boy#the boys in the boat#boys in the boat#i love these boys#rachel needs to stfu
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Life series x Alien stage AU I might be cooking later uhhhhh here’s Etho in Ruler of My Heart but don’t worry I won’t make him as twisted as Luka
#life series#third life#ethoslab#etho fanart#alien stage#boat boys#im prob gonna need 10 years to finish this entire thing#but at least I drew my fav#yes I am an ethogirl#sorry
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Milo "Problem? Not my problem" Greer
Asher "That's just not my problem" Talbot
#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted asher#redacted milo#as the advocate for Asher/Milo#I haven't been talking about Asher Milo#I NEED TO DO BETTER#ASHER MILO#SHIP THEM#NOW#I WILL SALIVATE AT ART#'lucid YOURE an artist'#WRONG#I AM A CONSUMER BEFORE THAT#lucid on a boat
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Dear Diary,
Today alone I saw five posts speculating about Varric's death. I don't know how long I can live in these conditions.
#clarification that this is a joke and not anger etc!!!#or any kind of criticism#i am also speculating#and obviously a lot of people are in the same boat as me or simply theorizing about the game#hes the love of my life so i just chatter while waiting#i NEED the game. i need to know#i am actually eating up the theories about him being some kind of stuck/out of the game#dav#dragon age#varric tethras#at this point i should just start a dead varric theory tag lol#datv
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YOU. YOU TEAITOR . and when the boat 🛶 wins. YOUR WORST SIN WILL BE THAY YOUVE DESTROUED AND BEHTRAYED YOURSELF FOR NOTHINGGG
anyways ☺️ lovely eclipse yesterday have you heard
etho ( aromantic) certainly has SOMETHING going on with Joel smallishbeans that much is evident (or else I wouldn't be a boat boys girlie would i) but bdubs is different dude. I'm sorry but I'll never be the same after last life. No amount of etho and Joel dancing around each other daring the other to make the first move because theyre scared to admit they actually care will change that. Okay maybe I do like boat boys a little much but it's about the principle. Bdubs is always there. Etho can't fucking read his own feelings and doesn't know what any of his relationships really are. he falls into line when a partner establishes a dynamic because it's comfortable. But bdubs is always there and he always has been .
Part of the appeal of boat boys is that etho and Joel have only known each other since 3rd life. And they've only actually known each other since double life. They're messy and they're weird and neither knows where they stand with the other. But do I really ship them? I don't know! Bdubs is the only person I see etho having an established relationship with because he's always!!! There!!!
Anyway yeah I heard about the eclipse apparently it was really cool!! I wouldn't know though because I'm a filthy Australian who lives way outside the path of totality and experienced none of it. Sad.
#boat boys definitely fucked on that ship though ill give them that (i am so tired)#anyway obligatory im aromantic a d also a teenager so my view of love is weird but thats part of the reason i connect with ethos character#blah blah blah#i do not mind smalletho winning in fact i welcome it but i must stand by ethubs o7#in this time of great need#nics rambles#ethoslab#ethubs#boat boys#hermitshipping#trafficshipping#anon#asks
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