#opm fic

[rants-about-opm]

Jealous

-Trade Fic for the splendid @the-little-guru . The prompt was Badd's cat getting jealous of him spending more time with Garou.-

“Just pet her, you'll be fine."

Garou narrows his glinting eyes at the grumpy ball of fur occupying Badd's lap. Tama returns the disinterested glare, almost daring him to try. He barely lifts his hand before her whole body puffs up like a marshmallow, and she growls low in her throat. Almost on instinct Garou growls back.

"If your little rat bites me, I'm tossing her to the moon."

Badd frowns, adding a second pair of eyes staring Garou down. Privately he wonders if that trademark glare runs in the family.

"You realize that if you two don't get along I'm choosing her over you?"

Garou blinks lazily and shrugs, but he's actually quite miffed about it. This whole 'getting to know people' and 'making connections' thing was hard enough without being cucked by a damn cat. She's already purring as Badd rubs just behind her ears, her half lidded eyes watching Garou, like she's trying to mock him.

"Why couldn't you own a mantis or something?" Garou mutters. "So much easier to deal with."

Badd is only half paying attention, cooing nonsense to Tama.

"Tama's just jealous. Once she gets used to you being here, it'll get easier."

"This is the first time you've invited me to your house, and I've been here six minutes. How is she gonna get used to me?"

Badd glances up at him with a smirk.

"Cuz you're gonna keep coming over, smartass."

Oh.

Garou huffs and turns away, picking at a loose thread on his pants.

Suddenly an 8 pound ball of anger is dropped in his lap.

He tenses up as claws dig into his legs and Tama yowls, eyes wide and locked with his.

"Badd." Garou hisses.

He doesn't break eye contact to look at Badd, but he hears snickering.

"Badd, call off your damn bloodhound."

Tama leaps away, scuttling across the couch to go sit behind Badd.

"Worth a shot." He grins, ignoring Garou's death stare. "You want a coke?"

Garou stops glaring. He suddenly isn't mad anymore.

Rolling his eyes, Badd gets up and starts walking to the kitchen. Garou stands up to follow, only for Tama to dart off the couch and trail behind Badd possessively, sitting at the entrance to the kitchen to keep anyone else from coming in.

"Forget being the ultimate evil." Garou grumbles to himself. "I think she has me beat."

Unable to do something as boring as sit on the couch waiting for Badd to come back, Garou starts pacing. His fingers are already tapping against his leg impatiently, and he’s considering just leaving. Badd already said he would choose Tama over him, so why bother? There’s other people he’s kicked the shit out of before. Although, they might not be as willing to forgive him. Plus Badd was way more worth his time.

“I guess I’m stuck with him.” Garou sighs.

Shoving his hands in his pocket, he scanned the apartment for something interesting to occupy himself with.

He didn’t have to search long.

"You know, you can be really mean sometimes." Badd murmurs to Tama.

Taking two sodas out of the fridge, he sets them on the counter and reaches down to scratch beneath the little cat's chin. She purrs immediately, turning her head to allow better access.

“He’s a lot like you, you know. A stubborn, clingy bastard. No offense of course.”

Suddenly, Tama’s eyes seem to narrow, and she makes a weird noise, scurrying away.

"Tama?" 

Taking the sodas, Badd follows her, planning to hand off the drinks to Garou before going to see what she's up to, but Garou isn't on the couch. Badd stops, blinking in confusion. He cranes back to look down the hallway to the front door, but Garou isn't there either, and he would have heard the door shut if he had already left. 

Tama meows again from the opposite corner of the living room

Badd looks to where she's sitting in front of the cat tree, and follows her line of sight up to see...

"Garou, the fuck are you doing on my god damn cat tree?"

Yeah, the idiot is perched on the top of the tree, smirking down at Tama as she meows loudly at him.

"Cry about it, furball." He chuckles.

Badd sighs deeply, closing his eyes and counting backwards from ten like Zenko always tells him to do. His hand twitches, aching for his bat.

"If you break my two-hundred dollar furniture, I'm going to kick your ass."

Garou shrugs.

"I don't know why you paid that much when you could have just gotten a box or something, cats love that crap. Besides, if she's gonna hoard something I want, two can play at that game."

"Oh, you want me?" Badd replies, grinning smugly.

Garou's wide eyes snap up to look at him, his expression blank. Badd can practically see the gears screeching to a halt in his head.

"I have no idea what you're on about." Garou says flatly.

Badd crosses his arms.

"You're trying to make my cat jealous." He smirks. "Because you want me."

A moment of silence passes between them.

Garou hops off the cat tree, taking a soda from Badd and walking past him.

"I'm leaving."

"You want me."

"I'm never coming back."

"You're jealous that I pet her head and not yours!"

"Go jump off a cliff!"

Badd hears the front door slam, and laughs, turning to Tama.

"I'm so sorry, little miss prissy pants, but I can't *not* fuck him."

He turns to go upstairs, and freezes.

Zenko is standing on the bottom step in her pajamas, rubbing the sleep from her eyes. 

She looks back and forth between him and the door. She tilts her head judgmentally.

"Was that the weird goblin that tried to kill you?"

[roktavor]

Written for the 'lifted by the neck' square on my @badthingshappenbingo card.

Rating: T Words: 4.9k Pairing: Batarou Summary: (AU) After an especially violent, disappointing bout in the fighting ring, Badd goes home to Garou - who offers more comfort than expected.

[card progress under the cut]

[villainous-ace]

Office AU - Saitama x Genos

(Aged up characters)

Saitama, 35 year old office drone at a large corperate company. After working for 10 years he's only managing to be promoted to TL (team leader) of his department; co-workers and higher-ups taking advantage of his position to steal his accomplishments and push him down the ladder. Plus! losing all his hair at 25 and everything else he's just gone numb.

As he contemplates turning in his resignation for the umpteenth time for the day(though he doesn't have any slush funds to depend on). Enter high energy and serious 29 years young upstart Genos, a employee sent over from another branch after supposedly causing some tension in the other branch due to his attitude and un-bending and robotic like personality.

Desite being over qualified hes been handed off to Saitamas department. How troublesome. Saitama has no idea how to handle over serious passionate types, but whats even more troublesome...

is how embarrassing this guys praises and compliments are!!!!

It doesn't seem to matter how mundane or simple his instructions or advice is, this Genos guy acts like he's imparted some sort of great wisdom. He's even taken upon himself to start looking after him at work, bringing him lunch and all sorts of other unnecessary like he's a personal assistant.... or as his annoying coworkers like to put it.. his WIFE.

Poor disgruntled Saitama can't seem to catch a break, maybe he really should just resign

[belladonazeppole]

I made you something! @greeneyedsigma​

[themisterhip]

"Let me worship you..."

Fanart inspired by this fanfic (NSFW) made by @theomnicode (READ IT, IS AMAZING ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)) Also hey, I'm not dead :D (read the notes for info) Have a hot sneak peak:

[tawus]

Me: "I'm reading One Punch Man manga for the engaging plot, the intentional and thinly veiled derision of the hero-villain dichotomy, the fast-paced action, wholesome comedy, and Murata's god-tier art style"

The engaging plot, the intentional and thinly veiled derision of the hero-villain dichotomy, the fast-paced action, wholesome comedy, and Murata's god-tier art style:

[villainous-ace]

This is definitely going to influence my fics from now on

Thank you for the food 🙏

I haven't read Dark Matter but I have it tabbed

Do you have any head cannons for Boros' backstory? Like how his childhood was on his home planet or how he got so much power?

WELL

Yes, I have a few. Thanks sm for asking

He was born in a lab. His people have very strong regenerative abilities, so some decided to conduct experiments on living subjects, both their own and others. Their goal was to make the ultimate powerful creature. They more or less succeeded, but not with their own species. An octopus like creature with telekinetic powers. That creature, named Geryuganshoop, grew too strong and broke out of the lab, destroying and killing everyone in the process. With him, there was another test subject, strong, but not as strong, but willing to help his friend along to escape. That was Boros. The two stole a ship and escaped from the planet. They were faced with many hardships and enemies, but Geryu was always there to protect them. Boros grew tired of relying on his friend to survive, and decided to become stronger. He trained and trained, learning from powerful masters across the galaxy. He sparred with Geryu constantly. Eventually he became stronger. Stronger than Geryu, than anyone in the Universe. In the process he and Geryu met others to travel with together, and they formed a group. Not abiding by the law, always traveling through space, stealing what they could from others, challenging whatever strong warriors they met. The group became bigger and bigger as Boros grew stronger, and they were now a feared pirate group known to most of the people of the Universe. Geryu was still his friend, his right hand man, as he ruled his pirate ship and laid waste on planet after planet. But as decades passed with no battles that would sate Boros’ lust, he became more and more depressed, distant. His relationship with his best friend was strained, now barely interacting outside of business. Then he hears of the prophecy, and sets course to Earth.

He was the strongest of his species, from the very start. The females of his species were generally much stronger, but he was an exception. In his youth, he was hot headed and cruel, seeking destruction and battles, challenging and killing everyone in his way. He was exiled before he was even an adult. He was sent off world on a small spaceship to die. He was in wild space, lost and on the verge of death, when he was found by a random explorer. They took him into civilization, and there, Boros learned to coexist with others. But he still craved for the excitement of a good fight, so he left with a few friends to travel the Universe to find warriors he could challenge. He became a pirate, the group becoming a huge organization spread across the Universe under his leadership.

He was the strongest of his species, from the very start. He united and ruled his planet, becoming a fierce leader. He grew bored eventually, and left to find other adventures. He meets the three warriors, he bests them all in battle. They follow him, and they recruit more strong beings, and form a pirate organization. Boros returns to his home planet from time to time, but is mostly traveling across the Galaxy to find a good fight.

These are the few I have for now, but I have to mention a certain backstory made by not me, but my friend, @lara60

Boros escapes from his oppressive home planet, and meets a band of pirates that take him in. He grows stronger and stronger, facing the challenges he and his friends face in their adventures across the Universe. This is an ongoing story on AO3, it updates every two weeks. It is my FAVORITE fic, period. The storyline is insane. It is so entertaining, engaging, and thrilling. There’s a whole ensemble of OCs that you’ll fall in love with as the story goes on. It is just too great. As of now, Boros is still not as strong as he is in canon, but he’s getting there, slowly but surely. And watching this young and naive Boros turn into the ruthless pirate lord we know from OPM is just an amazing experience.

Here’s the piece I drew for the one year anniversary of the fic

This story is my fav backstory for Boros. I can’t think of anything else other than this fic that I’d consider his canon origin story. It’s called Dark Matter and I’m currently VIBRATING IN MY SEAT waiting for chapter 32 to drop this Saturday. It just gets better and better with each chapter. If you ever get interested, check it out!

Thank you so much for sending this ask, it is as always a delight to talk about my favorite alien boi💜

[suprababka]

"You're everything I could ever wish for"

Happy birthday to @zombiefox89 (@soulsheen)!🥳💝

I hope I didn't mess up with time zones and you receive my mini-surprise exactly on your birthday, not sooner nor later!

Dear Zombiefox, I highly hope you'll enjoy reading a small fanfiction I wrote for you (and for other Zombieman's stans too)💕

I know we got closer to each other only this summer, but I count you as my friend. Moreover, not just a friend, but my first online-friend from another country :D

I thank you with all my heart for every like and comment you leave under my post. Your support always means a lot, and I appreciate it!🤗

I wish you nothing but the best (as cheesy as it sounds), not to be overwhelmed by your work and to have more free time for your hobbies, to take nice fun walks with your dogs, to participate in exciting adventures with your friends in D&D world and, of course, to find and read new stories with your favourite man ;))))

Happy birthday!!!🙌🤗🫶✨💗🎉🎊

There are many things you love in your relationship with Zombieman (and about this man too). The way he looks, smiles, pays attention to every detail about you, supports you, surprises you with little gifts, gives you compliments... The way he loves and appreciates you.

He may come off as an emotionless person, but in reality, he cares a lot and is not ashamed of showing it. Though not anyone is "blessed" to see his affectionate side, only people who are close to him know how empathetic he is. For example, Child Emperor… and you. Especially you. The person who showed him he was able to love and, moreover, deserved to be loved.

That's something Zombieman will never take for granted. He cherishes every moment spent with you: watching a movie while cuddling on the sofa, running together under the rain, telling each other different stories before going to sleep, staring into your eyes and taking in all your beauty, cooking with you, or trying out different cafes. And today is no exception, as you're both sitting in the recently opened café.

"M-m, this looks amazing!" you exclaim vigorously, examining a large milkshake in front of you with whipped cream formed as a cat head.

Yes, you two decided to go to the cat-themed café. Usually Zombieman doesn't go to places like this since all he needs is a cup of coffee to go on with the life. But with you… something much more meaningful and energizing than coffee appears. It's your smile. The way the corners of your lips lift is a ticket straight to heaven for him. Really, he feels like nothing else matters. As long as you're happy, everything is fine. That's why the hero's main goal is to give you joy, to do anything in his power to make you laugh and beam.

While Zombieman is deep in his thoughts, you cheerfully tell him about your Friday and consume all of your drink in no time.

"Earth to my handsome boyfriend,"  you call out to him.

"Hm?"

"So you were not listening to me."

"Why? I was."

"Mm, sure. What was the last thing I said?"

"Well, 'What was the last thing I said', yeah?" he smirks, proud of his witty remark.

"Really funny and smart,"  you roll your eyes, making him chuckle and pat your head.

"I'm just messing with you, love. Though you're the one who does this in our relationship."

"Hehe, that's true. But I'm still waiting for your answer. Can't have my boyfriend slacking off now, can I?"

"Of course you can't. You were telling me about how hard your day was. I'm sorry everything went downhill, but what matters more is that you handled it. You did a great job, dear. I'm proud of you as always."

"Aw, thank you, honey! You're making me blush now."

"I wouldn't be a good boyfriend if I didn't flatter you, huh? But what I said was true."

"Of course it was,"  you kiss his cheek. "You know that I wouldn't want to be anywhere but with you right now."

"And that makes me happy. I feel the same way."

"Good, as you should do,"  you smirk. "Alright, let's get going, honey?"

"Yeah, let's head out."

It's already dark outside, and you two should probably go home, but you insist on taking a walk in the nearest park.

"There is a good spot to admire the sky,"  you reason, lifting up your finger and pointing to the appearing stars.

And of course Zombieman can't argue with you and accepts your offer, not that he minded it in the first place. Wrapping his arm around your shoulders, he begins walking with you. It doesn't take you long to reach the spot you were talking about. As both of you sit on the ground (the hero's arm is still wrapped around you to keep you warm), you notice that the sky is already full of different shining stars.

"Wow, so magnificent…" you comment; your voice sounds like you're hypnotized by the beauty of the view over you. That's quite understandable because Zombieman would act the same way as you do… if he wasn't already enamored by you, that is.

"Look! A falling star!" you suddenly exclaim, standing up and pointing at the sky. "Quick! Make a wish!"

Your boyfriend chuckles, amused by your enthusiasm, and stands up. He quickly glances at the star and returns his gaze back at you.

"You're everything I could ever wish for,"  the man says, patting your head. This makes you gasp and look at him with a flustered smile that Zombieman loves so much.

"B-baka! You can't just say things like that out of the blue!.."

"Oh, really? Didn't know there are specific circumstances to tell my girlfriend how I feel about her," as he finishes his words, you playfully jab his shoulder. "Ouch, what was that for?"

"For being a smartass. But just so you know… I feel the same way about you."

"And that makes the luckiest man in the world,"  he smiles, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you closer against his chest. "So, then what did you wish for?"

You place a finger on his lips, smirking, "I can't tell you. Otherwise it won't happen, you know?"

"Right, of course. Guess we will have to see, huh?" he smirks, tilting his head and capturing your lips in a passionate kiss. Little did both of you know that you made the same wish: to be together forever.

[waterbottlqueen]

HEAVEN CAN WAIT

[rants-about-opm]

Hello OPM Artists!

I'm wanting to do a barter commission!

If you will draw something for me, I will write a fic for you! It doesn't have to be OPM related, it can be anything you would like.

Reply to this post/message me if you are interested, and I will dm you to discuss what I'm looking for and what you would like in return!

[the-daiz]

Imagine a crack fic which is literally... Puri-Puri's dating tips 🌚🌚🌚

"So, you want to know the secrets of picking up unsuspecting specimens?" A clink echoed in the sealed room as Puri-puri prisoner carefully lowered his teacup against the tiny plate cupped in his contrastingly large hand.

"That is not what I asked-"

"well, sure it was, you've got 'hopeless romantic' written all over you." He cut you short, his posture laid-back as if the interrogation room drew out no sense of panic or worry in him, a normal reaction you’d see on most— if not all your work hours.

You had been called in the late hours of a Wednesday night to interrogate the famous hero for another one of his infamous… incidents, if you will. The hero association granted him extra privileges, noting the finely crafted matching tea set with a plate of tiny sandwiches before him, in the interrogation room, and before you: the esteemed detective of this case.

You were almost positive that if he wanted to, he could slip past these allegations with a few pulled strings from the H.A., but, from what you’ve heard from your colleagues, the fine man wanted to be judged fair and square for his crimes in the name of ‘justice’.

(your colleagues heard him mutter something about how ‘his lovely boys in prison must have missed him’)

You certainly had your work cut out for you tonight.

"Quite the assumption, Mr puri." You spoke firmly. "But let's focus on the matter at hand."

"Your single-ness?" He brought the teacup to his lips.

"Your crimes." You countered.

“Oh, I get it now!” He perks up slightly, his large build straightening as he peered down at you. “You need dating advice.” He leaned down a bit and winked.

“no-“

“You just got dumped, didn’t you?” He looked at you with something akin to sympathy.

“Mr. Puri. My personal matters do not concern this.” You said with an involuntary twitch of your lip.

“There’s no need to be ashamed. We’ve all been there.” He places the cup down and flashes a prideful smile, along with a fiery flex of his triceps, causing his sleeves to rip to shreds. You covered your eyes and squinted as a bright light shone from him. “But don’t fret, you’ve come to the perfect lover-boy for advice!”

You blinked in disbelief. ‘Lover boy..?!’

“You’ve gotta take care of yourself, in general really. Making sure that your mentality is clear and confident, and is only emphasized further by your outward appearances, guarantees that your partner will stay head over heels for you.” He interjected anything meaningful you were about to say.

“People like confident lovers, not sulky ones, unless you’ve got one of those mentally ill partners— Stay away from those, they’ll ruin you.”

“You better maintain your shimmy too, make sure to maximize your assets.” He flexed his arms again, the exposed muscles bulging with veins. It made you grimace. “If nothing else works, you can always flash em’! Sometimes you’ve gotta show them what they’re missing out on.

That much can be said about my dear boyfriends. They can be so silly at times. How adorable.” He let out a dreamy sigh and shook his head with a smile. You could’ve sworn you saw a few illusions of tiny pink hearts fluttering around him.

“right…” you coughed into your fist. “So about—“

“Don’t forget to love yourself, you can’t expect anyone to appreciate you if you can’t even appreciate yourself.” He winked, one hand pointing at you while the other rested over his chest.

“That’s real sweet.” You responded rigidly. Before you could attempt to stir the conversation back to the case, an alarm blared from outside, causing you to flinch.

“That’s my queue!” He shot up from his seat. “Better go make sure no cute boys get attacked by any monsters, that would be such a tragedy!”

“hey, wait! You can’t just—“

He busted through the door. Before he left, he turned to you with a charming smile.

“don’t forget: love is a battlefield, with strength and courage, and a bit of assets, you’ll be sure to win!” He gave you a thumbs-up, then he was gone before you could even process his words.

[villainous-ace]

Modern AU Genosai Fic Outline

Genos , [freshman college]:

An overly optimistic and straight laced student who, despite his serious nature has a pension for getting in trouble due to his unyielding personality and blunt way of speaking.

Is a engineering and robotics major.

Saitama, [Freeter]:

had no interest in college deciding to work odd jobs for needed cash, spends the majority of his time exercising,  reading manga watching anime, hanging out with his friend King, looking after the house and cutting coupons.

Plot outline:

After Genos gets himself tangled up with some delinquents on his way home from school Saitama steps in to help him (either on his way home from grocery shopping or maybe taking out garbage or something at his part time job) The scuffle ends with saitama winning but it results in his groceries being damaged and/or him getting fired. Genos feeling "indebted" to Saitama (but its very clear to the reader that hes infatuated by Saitama and wants and excuse to get close to him) ends up tracking him down desperate to repay him. After his persistence Saitama agrees to let the kid do some chores at his house. Friends to lovers ensues.

#pining #unrequented love #unrequented to mutual pining pipeline #idiots in love #god just go out already ect.

[euphress-fics]

Euphress Fics

Welcome to my blog <3 I'll be writing yandere x reader content, and taking asks/requests! Fandoms and other disclaimers under the cut.

I'm using this tumblr account as a way to write without having to start whole books. I typically use wattpad (under the user "euphress") but tumblr gives me the chance to write when I'm not feeling an entire story!

Fandoms I will write for:

My Hero Academia Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Scott Pilgrim VS The World One Punch Man Ouran Highschool Host Club The Disastrous Life of Saiki K Hunter X Hunter One Piece (season 1 or OPLA only, unfortunately.) Haikyuu (Nekoma and Karasuno only)

Rules, Exceptions, ETC:

NO: pedophilia, nsfw of minors, racism, homophobia, transphobia, blah blah blah you know the drill OK: nsfw (adult/aged up characters only. obviously.), non/dubcon (not to be romanticized, only for entertainment purposes, not glamorizing.), specific kinks (just no piss/scat/weird or anything that goes against my "no" list), multiple characters, harems/reverse harems, LGBTQ+, polyamory

Not Sure? If you're unsure of my rules/limits, ask! also, if you're here from my wattpad account... hi!

[criscura]

Hello! Have you been reading One-Punch Man? Have you been enraptured by the escapades of the mysterious Blast, and curious about his tenuous relationship with the corrupted ninja once known as Empty Void?

Do you want to see them absolutely friggin' wreck each other's shit and rawdog sloppy style until they're dripping in blood sweat and cum???

Yeah the FUCK YOU DO!!!!!!

Have over 30k of bi panic, dick measuring contests, sweaty wrestling foreplay, and the kind of sex that makes you ask if they're fucking or trying to commit murder 💛

((And angst. Could I even call it mine if there weren't a few haymakers *right* to the heart??))

[guardiandae]

"5+7" - Chapter 10

Fandom: One Punch Man Pairing: Genos/Saitama Rating: T Word Count: 80k (ongoing) Tags: AU where Genos is the top ranked hero, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fluff and Angst, Platonic Cuddling, Mental Health Issues, OCD Genos, Trans Saitama, Happy Ending

We've finally arrived at the Gala.

This chapter is long, so when you have time, settle in and enjoy.

Teaser snippet:

Genos had wanted a friend to come with him – a date, even – and now Saitama understands why. Everything is so stiff and formal, demanding a facade and a guardedness that's probably exhausting to maintain. Genos deserves some protection from that now, and even a few minutes to just truly enjoy the night. Saitama follows the music all the way to the stage area, where the volume is so loud he can feel it in his chest. It was the right decision. It's far too loud for any of the schmoozing types to carry on a conversation. The people here are younger, clustered together in couples and groups, dancing or just holding each other close. When Saitama finally stops at a perfect spot and turns to face him, Genos seems surprised and even unsure of what to do, exactly. The uncertainty reminds Saitama of how young Genos still is. Despite all of his success working as a professional hero, despite his status and the way he had told Saitama, so confidently when it was just the two of them, that he wanted everyone to see Saitama on his arm, he had still never actually done this before. "Do you want to dance?" Saitama finds himself asking, both as a proposal and to double check that he isn't somehow going too far. Genos nods, silent and almost sickly-looking with nerves. Saitama offers him a smile, trying to remind him that it's all okay. More than okay, even.

Read on AO3 - Chapter 10

[thatwasntverycashmoneyofme]

Garou who’s so pissed off at you cuz you’re not answering the phone, having his calls go to voicemail and maybe texts not going through. He thinks you blocked him again but your phone was just dead and before that you put it on dnd cause you was out hanging with your ppls and Garou be pissin you off no cap.

You unlocked your door jumping finding Garou sitting on your couch legs in a manspread as he watched you enter, his yellow eyes following your every move. “Boy what tf are you doing in my h-”He interrupts you. “So where you been?” You scoff at the audacity of this man. “Out.” He rolls his eyes.

“So you don’t know how to pick up the phone?” You put your keys and stuff down heading towards the kitchen. “My phone died sassy ass nigga. But that don’t explain why you in my crib.” He followed behind you watch your ass as you lean over getting a water bottle from the fridge.

“I picked the lock but that doesn’t explain why you ain’t answer my texts for two days.” You turn around closing the refrigerator door leaning on your counter taking a few gulps from the bottle.

“Umm didn’t know that my dad walked his baldheaded ass back in my life… Wait, bitch, nigga did you just say you picked my locks?” Your eyebrows scrunched as your lip curled. “Y/n yo that’s not the point.” You muttered under your breath. ‘Could’ve fooled me.’

You’re not surprised by his behavior Garou was a fuck buddy that got obsessed with that gorilla grip super-soaker and it was fine cuz you were feeling him too, his dick game go bananas, but he still wanted to fuck around but you wasn’t with that so when you left him for a new dude he went to the guy’s job and threatened him to break up with you and he keyed his car and busted his windows.

Yea that nigga crazy but now he says he cut off all his hoes and he just want you (massive mafuckin eye roll) He held out his phone handing it to you you looked at it sizing him up before looking back at the phone. “Just take it.”

You grumble snatching the device from him going through it. You seen the conversation between him and his three other sneaky links that he put in a group chat this guy🙄 cursing all of them out and them finding out about each other started another argument.

You could do nothing but laugh as you hand him back his phone, slowly walking towards where he stood at the island leaning over it. “So you believe me? I’m tryna make us possible.” You suck your teeth looking into his eyes teeny to find fault. “I’ll give us a chance but if you fuck up me and my goons running in yo shit baby.”

He smiles kissing your lips his hand sat on your waist. “That’s a bet and I already have our first date planned.” You look at him questionably. “What we doing?” He barks a laugh patting your hip. “We gon watch my exes fight they said Saturday at the park.” You back up from him looking dead in his eyes.

“Boy don’t play with me, better take me out to dinner and a movie or something.” He rolled his eyes pulling you back to him. “Girl chill their fight’s just gonna be the preview.”

You walk towards your room a tired smile playing at your lips from the exhausting interaction you hear Garou’s footsteps behind you. “Play too much crazy ass boy.”

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