#open heart incorrect quotes

[a-cloud-for-dreams]

*Naveen Seeing Chandini and Bryce flirting*: They're cute, I want to put them on a boat

Ethan: ...

Sienna: You mean...you ship them?

[liaromancewriter]

Cassie: The stars are so beautiful...

Ethan: They're just giant balls of gas.

Cassie: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Ethan: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Cassie: Oh...

[choices-addict]

OH MC: "I grew on you, though."

Ethan: "Eventually, like moss or a skin disease."

[myglassesareinkansas]

Ethan, noticing Bryce order a daiquiri: That’s a girl’s drink

Bryce, sipping his fruity drink that comes in a pineapple and with a cute little umbrella: Okay ethan. Enjoy your 5% bread flavored soda. I’m drinking a fruit smoothie that’ll have me fucked up beyond recognition in 15 minutes. It’s called efficiency

[harringtonshoe]

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[imauthicktic]

Slashers incorrect quotes

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Y/N: *hands Ghostface a heart shaped box* will you be mine?

Ghostface, takes box and opens it to find a knife inside: I aint complainin', sweet cheeks, but I thought this was a proposal

Y/N: actually, this is a blood oath

Ghostface: understood, go ahead

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Baby Firefly: *crying while Y/N comforts them*

Baby Firefly: *back to normal* sorry I was vulnerable with you. Do you still think I'm hot?

Y/N:

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Y/N, Chucky, and Tiffany Valentine playing two truths and one lie

Tiffany: *talking to Chucky* You're tackey and cheap. Plus, I hate you.

Chucky: Ha! nice try! all of those are a lie!

Chucky whispering to Y/N: she was lying, right?

Y/N:

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Y/N: why are you following me?

Billy: because we're dating now

Y/N: okay... what about Stu?

Billy: we're a package deal

Stu: buy one idiot, get one free

Y/N: *gasps* I love BOGOS!!!

[in-another-april]

The way Spencer loves you is gentle, natural, almost instinctual. He’s so casually affectionate, so in love it’s impossible not to show it, all over his face and his sappy lil heart eyes

He gravitates towards you, it’s like a magentic pull. He looks for you first in every room, he just has to sit or stand next to you wherever you go. He does something impressively smart or tells a stupid joke, he looks over to see your reaction first. Your opinion is the most important one to him, after all.

He always makes sure you walk on the inside of the sidewalk, away from the traffic. He keeps you close, hands interwined and shoulder to shoulder. A cool breeze hits, he’s immediately pulling you closer to keep you warm.

Even when he’s asleep he needs you near him, holding you tight througout the night. When he wakes up in the middle of the night, the first thing he does is reach for you and pull you close again.

He likes sleeping on your side of the bed if you’re away for the night, comforted by the lingering smell, warmth, vibe?? of you :(

Everything makes him think of you! (Ik I’ve talked abt this before but it’s so cute and so Spencer lemme have this) It’s just a natural progression in his mind at this point: he sees something → he somehow connects it to you → he’s happy.

It’s like that old incorrect quote meme, someone calls him Spencer and he’s like “My S/O calls me that 😇” “…Because it’s your name?” LMAO

He saves you a seat at every table, getting up to pull it out for you! He practically RACES to the door so he can get there before you and open it for you. Is all “that’s >:( my job >:(“ if you beat him to it or someone else opens it for you.

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[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 3

(I’m taking this a bit far, don’t you think?)

Y/n: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Morro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Kai: You don't know anything about me!

Y/n: I know everything about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Y/n, staring at Lloyd: I could fix him…

Garmadon: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Jay: We have a problem.

Y/n: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[luxthestrange]

OP Incorrect quotes#41 Plan B...for buggy-

Operation win back Crocodile ex-secretary is a go...

You are enjoying your weekend off, when someone knocks on your door...not expecting to see Dracule Mihawk & Buggy the clown of all people at your doorstep

Buggy*Leaning on your door frame with "sauveness"* Hey, buddy!-

EX-Secretary!Y/n*door slams on their faces but as they knock again and open the door unimpressed with Mihawks attempt*...

Mihawk*is now in front of the door instead of buggy*Y/n-

EX-Secretary!Y/n*door slams on his face now*

They knock and you open to see them in suits with cleaning supplies

Buggy: Free cleaning service? 

door slams

Buggy: Census taker?

door slams

EX-Secretary!Y/n*Opens the door and stares at the two grown men...in Girl Scout outfits* "...Honestly the clown can pull pigtails"

Buggy: Good day, kind Mx Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?~

EX-Secretary!Y/n*Takes a photo of the two with you den den mushi, grab the cookies*...

door slams

Buggy*Door hitting him right on the nose*-Ow! 

part 4 of:

[a-cloud-for-dreams]

Colt *wrapping an arm around Lyra's waist and resting his head on hers*: Hmm, you're hot Lyra *trying to study*: Do you really think now is the best time to flirt? Colt: I meant you have a fever but it's always the right time to flirt with you, Sweetheart Lyra: *blushes*

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Lyra *Placing a Hand on His Forehead*: Omg Nik you're so hot! What happened? Nik *Mumbling*: Years of trauma Nik: ...

Nik: Wait, are you flirting with me, Rook?

Lyra *Gasps*: N-No! I didn't mean that. Not to say that you aren't hot! Uhm- Yeah I'm not making it better am I? Nik *Smiling*: Not at all, but this is very entertaining for me

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Bryce *Mumbling Into Chandini's Shoulder*: You know you're like the hottest person at Edenbrook, right? Along with me of course Chandini: ... I have a fever, darling, but thank you

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Tobias *Checking Ethan's Temperature*: I didn't know Doctors could be this hot... Ethan: Are you talking about my temperature or complimenting me? Tobias: Why can't it be both? ;) Ethan *Hides Blush*: I suppose I can't argue with you on that

[liaromancewriter]

Cassie: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Ethan: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

[choices-addict]

Ethan: "I didn't get the shopping."

OH MC: "What? Why not?"

Ethan: "Because I had a row, in the shop, with a chip and pin machine!"

[myglassesareinkansas]

Bryce in his intern year in the midst of a surgery: I’m so good, I could do this with my eyes closed

Tanaka: *glares*

Bryce: I won’t though

[wiselyghost]

Incorrect Quotes part 2

ghost: Comparing y/n and soap is like comparing apples and oranges.

y/n: We’re both unique in our own ways?

ghost: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.

soap: Which one of us is the orange?

soap was later shot 27 times in the bronx

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laswell: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

y/n: It was autocorrect.

laswell: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me mommy."?

y/n: Yes.

(in y/n we trust ✊)

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price : Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

price : Oh no, where did it go?

Gaz: PRICE WHAT THE FUCK?!

price: GAZ GET OFF THE FUCKING ROOF-

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Gaz: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you.

Y/n: Aww, thanks—

Gaz: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

Y/n:........

Y/n: I wouldn't either if it was like you it's forehead would be to fucking big.

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Ghost: I have issues.

Soap: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-

Ghost: With you

dawg just make out already 😭

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Y/n: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

König: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Ghost: Stop.

Y/n: Don't ever stop

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Soap: Why is Ghost crying on the floor?

Gaz: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Soap: And?

Gaz : He got Y/n.

(currently Ghost)

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Soap: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Y/n: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Soap: I said within reason, Y/n. How about I murder that guy?

Y/n: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Soap: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Gaz: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Ghost doesn't take me seriously enough.

Price: "Sometimes"?

Y/n: "Enough"?

Gaz:......

Y/n: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

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Y/n: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Ghost is? Because Ghost is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

Price: Where the fuck do you come up with these things.

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Price: While I'm gone, you're in charge Y/n.

Y/n: Yes!

Price, whispering to Ghost: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.

Ghost: Obviously.

HIII GUYSSS WISELY IS BACK BABYYYY!!!

I have been gone for a really long time my bad gang but am back in bussines! this was just a little something l though over and thought you guys would like it :) I am open to requets just go to my page and ask! i hope all you beautiful people have a good night/moring/afternoon!

-wisely

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #12 (aka more Pinterest 💩)

Gaz: *walking down the stairs in a flannel hoodie*

Price: Hey Gaz, the 90’s called-

Gaz: Yeah, because they couldn’t fucking text!

Price: Goddamn it! I’m getting tired of my men owning me.

Ghost: What did you expect? We’re YOUR men!

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Price: You’re done, Simon. You’ve broken 68 bones.

Ghost: Boss for my dying wish-

Price: -You’re not dying-

Ghost: -Please break one more bone for me.

Price: Absolutely not.

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*when Sherlock first met Los Vaqueros*

Sherlock: Hi! I’m Sherlock! Your base’s really cool! Not to say that you guys aren’t cool, Colonel Vargas. Thank you for letting us borrow it.

Rudy: Ale.

Alejandro:

Rudy: Can we…

Alejandro:

Rudy: Can we adopt her?

Alejandro:

-Bonus-

Nikolai: She’s already taken.

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Soap: I know you said not to call you unless it was an emergency, ma’am. But it is and we need your help.

Laswell: Is the house on fire?

Soap: No but-

Laswell: Then it’s not an emergency. Leave me and John alone and have Ghost take care of it.

*she hangs up*

Gaz: What did she say?

Soap: Idk she said it wasn’t an emergency.

Ghost, struggling to push an oak bookshelf off of himself: NOT AN EMERGENCY?!!

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Sherlock: It’s rather muggy today, don’t you think? Sherlock: *sips coffee from a bowl* Roach: *looks outside, sees all the mugs in the lawn* Roach: It is... Roach: *sips coffee from a bigger bowl* ----- Gaz: *texting Laswell* Laswell! Help, I'm being kidnapped! Laswell: *replying* Where are you? Gaz: I'm with some strange person! In a car. Help! Laswell: I'll call John. Price: *answering his cell* 'ello? Laswell: Where's Kyle? He told me that he's being kidnapped. Price: Gaz? Whaddya mean, he's sitting in the back seat right her- Price: Price: I'll call you back. *hangs up* Price: *turns around in his seat to be facing Gaz* GARRICK! MY BEARD WILL GROW BACK! Gaz: *pushing himself against the car door* WHO ARE YOU?! ----- [Soap opens the door to his room to find Ghost standing there with a bag of snacks in his hand] Soap: What are you doing here? Ghost: I'm here to babysit you. Soap: Babysit?! I don't need a babysitter, I'm a grown man! Soap: *opens the bag of snacks* Soap: Oooh, a juice box. ----- Soap, after the Channel Tunnel: Am I in hell? Shepherd: No, if you were down here, you'd be on a throne and the devil would be panicking. ----- Nikolai: Sherlock! Get away from Ghost, he's dangerous! Price: It's OK, Ghost could never hurt a woman! Ghost drawing knives: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?! Sherlock: omg Ghost, your knives are so shiny and cool!

Ghost:

Nikolai:

Price:

Ghost: I require a different woman!

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Price: What is wrong with you?

Graves: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

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Price: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.

Gaz: Maybe you’re pregnant.

Price:

Gaz:

Price: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me because I just had a heart attack.

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Natasha Romanoff

Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Did I Cross The Line? Part Two

Natasha and Y/n are married. Y/n arrives home and they end up arguing. Natasha ends up doing something she regrets...will she be able to fix her mistake?

Why not you?

Natasha and Clint arrive at Vormir when an unexpected guest shows up

Never meant...

you've noticed Natasha's been distant lately. After giving her some time you push her to open up to you

Natasha Romanoff Incorrect Quotes

Why are you two being weird?

Jelly fish and brains

your in love with me?

so you find me attractive?

Come on, Jolene

Fuck your hot

Your an ass, Tony

Safe Place

She broke my heart

Is Natasha gonna be there?

Pretty everyday

Comes easy

*Natasha Exists*

Soup

Die bug! Die!

Pick me up at 8

the fuck

interesting, into resting

not special

I'd kill everyone

yeah, i'm a cuddler

give me patience

Steves gonna kill you

How tall are you?

Overwhelmed with fears

No sleep

Panicked and Dabbed

Stop Sexualizing Me!

Justice or Revenge

Dangerous Baby

Sour patch kids

Distinction

Natasha Romanoff Mini One-Shots

Do you regret it?

Don't you remember?

Don't take my sunshine away

You're my anchor

You're breaking my heart

Are you lost?

Are you getting off on this?

You're safe

You did this

Regulations

Moving on by letting go

Wanda Maximoff x Reader

To be added...

Wanda Maximoff Incorrect Quotes

Too tough to cry

I knew it!

Im sad Wanda

Flirting or fighting?

Interesting

Y/n no

Dates and being mysterious

phones dies

muggy out

I'll take care of you

Proposing

Pay attention to me

Gay

Wanda Maximoff Mini One-shots

You were a mistake

WandaNat x Reader

To be added too...

WandaNat Incorrect Quotes

This is on you

Masks my shame

Avengers Incorrect Quotes

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Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen

Seventeen Eighteen Nineteen Twenty

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