#op. im… deceased

[silentlycrazy]

Tags from OP:

NAIL ART?!

[love-belle]

i hope i never lose you !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they finally figure out they can't lose each other.

or

for when it's forever with them. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // max verstappen x fem!reader

prequel - you're losing me ⋆·˚ ༘ *

warnings - language

author's note - part ii !! i really hope you like this <3 i love you so much, thank you for reading!! i'll post that pierre gasly au tonight, in a couple hours so !!! tagging everyone who asked for part ii @tpwkangieee @mirrorball-6 @teenagedreams-cl @kimi240302 @formulas-bitch @ironmaiden1313 @alilstressyandlotdepressy @ushygushybaby @moonsf1

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yourusername but on a wednesday in a café i watched it begin again

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lewishamilton 🤍

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landonorris the caption ⁉️

-> yourusername 🫶🏼

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-> yourusername details

-> username i think i just died.

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formulaonenewz singer/songwriter, y/n y/l/n and formula one driver, max verstappen are back together, an insider claimed. "they both took some time and thought things over and and now they're back, better than ever," they continued, "a new beginning, if you will." the pair were also seen out on a date in monaco before the race this weekend. for more details, click on the link in our bio.

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username SHUT UP SHIR IP SHIT UP SHUT UP SHUT OP SHIT UP

username GOODBYE.

username LOVE STORY ARE U KIDDING ME

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danielricciardo FUCKING FINALLY

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username tears are streaming down my face as we speak

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username THE CAPTION IM DECEASED

carlossainz55 hurt her and we have permission to run you over

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-> lewishamilton toto made sure we knew this. so did susie.

-> pierregasly our eyes are on you, verstappen.

-> danielricciardo real

-> maxverstappen1 wouldn't dream of it.

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username parents (y/n and max) did it for the children (me)

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username them.

[rebornofstars]

MY FAVOURITE PARTS OF THE UPDATE

BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN MY FAVOURITE UPDATE EVER

all comic panels from crescent flame by @linkeduniverse. readmore bc its LONG

can we start with the gorgeous lighting please . like this has to be one of the absolute prettiest palettes i dont know how the colour wheel works but PLEASE im dying over this peach coloured light. and the camera angles??? absolute fire

and we already knew he had it but as far as i can remember this is the first time we've actually seen legend using his lantern????

somoene will have to help me (SOS 😭🙏) because ive lost the spreadsheet matching each item in the december art with its name & game of origin so FORGIVE ME IF IM WRONG BUT ISNT THIS THE SAME LAMP FROM LINK'S HOUSE AT THE BEGINNING OF ALTTP??? legend you sentimental freak (deeply affectionate). hes everything.

and!!!! rulie with the candle. i dont know why im going crazy about a candle but i AM. the fact that rulie uses a light method less modern than legend's old lamp is speaking to me and the inevitable conversation about legend's legacy and the gulf between their eras. this is canon and we've been talking about it for years but seeing them together in direct comparison like this is really hammering it into my skull. and of course jojo's attention to detail is once again UNPARALLELED

also the architecture in this dungeon is just gorgeous. jojo can u design my house pls??? 🥺🥺 i'm in love with all these zoomed out shots as well like holy shit. so effective in creating an atmosphere

PLEASE the fact that hyrule holds his candle right over it to look but then backs off a bit when legend comes over so he can light it with the lamp?????? WORDLESSLY??? i dont know if its just because he knew the lamp would do a better job but the TEAMWORK??? THE COOPERATION??? I LOVE THEM???? i used to think that downfall duo was mostly a fanon invention cause legend and hyrule didnt spend much one-on-one time in the comic but FUCK THAT I BELIEVE!!!! I SEE THE LGIHT!!!!! legend's little grin is telling me everything i need to know

his face im wheezing 😂😂😂😂 rule please how did u survive this long 😭😭😭

and then it doesnt even attack them it just runs away!!!!! accurate!!!! dfd (downfall duo? is this an acceptable acronym?) are TOO OP

im actually fucking dying over this panel u dont understand. strong contender for one of the panels of all time. four has STRUCK UP A POSE. nobody walks down stairs with their hands behind their head that boy is RECLINING DRAMATICALLY.

and WIND DOING HIS LITTLE LEAP. ITS TOTALLY UNECCESSARY. IM SO GLAD IT EXISTS. and time descending in the middle of the stairs staring straight ahead 😭😭😭 equally theatric in his own stupid way im wheezing this is too much. the drama kids. old man & the Youngsters

THE ARGUING ABOUT WHO GETS A TURN AT WHAT. SOOOO SIBLINGS CODED. IM DEAD ON THE FLOOR

wiat wait wait fuck. wait fuck HOW OLD IS FOUR. theyre thinking so furiously theyre gonna hurt their brains. recontextualising every single conversation theyve ever had with the smithy!! im actually sooo sooo happy abt this panel because cheekily mysterious four (especially about completely unecessary things like his AGE) is my kryptonite & i feel like this couldve come straight out of a crackfic. the chaos is unmatched. jojo is on our WAVELENGTH ‼️‼️‼️

they are soooo sooo comfortable with each other. hyrule sasses everyone its true BUT LEGEND IS TAKING HIS SASS AND RESPONDING TO IT. theyre having a debate. legend is expressing all his grumpy opinions and hyrule is like lmao ok i see ur point. ahgsjdbgsj

the way the games are baked into every panel and plot point of this comic.. im actually deceased. also legend's stance is cracking me up

ADORE the way this is framed. love love love

the MISCHIEF AND GLEE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ WHAT IS A LINK IF NOT A DESTROYER OF POTS‼️‼️‼️ this whole page im obsessed with i read it like 3 times cause i couldnt believe my eyes. they ARE besties they ARE. theyre both being so playful & theyre both in their element & pairing them up was a gorgeous fantastic idea and i am SO here for it

in conclusion every update is getting better and better i am LIVING for this dungeon arc and i adore this comic to pieces. thank u for coming to my ted talk

[forsty]

top gun maverick avatar au thoughts

Maverick: Avatar (Formerly human) Role: Ikran warrior, Mate to the Olo'eyktan

Iceman: Na'vi Role: Olo'eyktan (Clan leader)

Goose: Avatar (Deceased) Role: Ikran warrior

Carol: Na'vi (Deceased) Role: Tsahìk (Spiritual leader)

Rooster: Na'vi (Mix of Na'vi and avatar)

Hangman: Human (maybe Avatar? Unsure yet) Role: RDA Soldier (for now….)

Phoenix: Na'vi Role: Ikran warrior

Bob: Human Role: Scientist

Coyote: Human Role: RDA Soldier (for now….)

Payback: Human Role: Scientist

Fanboy: Na'vi

NOTES:

Prologue stuff:

Iceman and Carol came from the same clan

Maverick and Goose joins the RDA Avatar program (as soldiers? not sure yet)

Mav and Goose get lost in them Pandoran woods, happens upon Carol who tries to kill them at first but then SIGN FROM EYWA?

Carol takes the two back to her village, they meet Iceman who's a fierce and… icy…. warrior. Slider is also there (Slider and Ice buddies duh

The Olo'eyktan (Viper?) decides to spare Maverick and Goose and let them live among them and learn their ways. He appoints Iceman to teach Mav and Carol to teach Goose

LOVE BLOSSOMS

Both Mav and Goose start to feel more at home in the village than in their human bodies

Avatar (2009) basically

Carol and Goose rly hit it off (faster than Ice and Mav cause they're both very annoying about it for a longer time), and are "mated before Eywa" (and she got PRAGNET). Everyone mad at first but Carol stands up for her boyfriend

I guess Mav is T O R U K M A K T O

RDA vs. NA'VI BIG BATTLE

Goose, Mav, and others probably, rest of the Top Gun 1986 squad? switch side and fight on the side of the Na'vi

Goose dies 😔

Na'vi wins! RDA idiots go home (to their dying planet. A few humans loyal to the Na'vi gets to stay <3)

Olo'eyktan dies (RIP Viper?) Iceman becomes king- I mean Clan leader.

Carol becomes Tsahìk and also has a baby (idk what happened to the former Tsahìk).

Mav gets perma avatar'd and co-leads the clan along with Ice

also Mav gets closer with Carol (no romance, Na'vi mate FOR LIFE) and help raise the kid (duh)

PEACE ON EARTH- I MEAN PANDORA

MANY YEARS GO BY (like.. 20+?)

Carol died 😔

Somebody is Tsahìk (i do not know who)

Ice is still Olo'eyktan (clan leader) and Mav is… co-Olo'eyktan (?) and also since he was/is T O R U K M A K T O he has very high standing and influence, but he likes to remain just a warrior (like the best Ikran warrior there ever was and all that i guess)

Rooster is raised mostly by Mav, but also Ice cause duh

Phoenix and Rooster childhood bestfriends, badass duo

Bob is uhhh…. one of the first humans born on Pandora, raised by scientist parents, wants to be a scientist himself (this could be reworked) Maybe he also has a crush on Phoenix but is also terrified of her

Payback also one of the first humans born on Pandora? Best friends with Fanboy

Peace On Earth- I mean Pandora

RDA show up again cause ofc they do, Mav is very stressed about it

All the Younger Ones™ wants to fight THE SKY DEMONS. Mav is apprenhesive and anxious, doesn't want more war. Wants to fly his Ikran into the sunset

Hangman and Coyote is here! They're part of an elite team of special ops soldiers tasked with…. doing something I guess. Fight Na'vi? Idk, RDA business

RECORD SCRATCH - I haven't decided if they should have avatars or remain human. Maybe they could get avatars later, idk, so far I've been thinking they just remain human

Hangman and Coyote part of a little RDA squad (spoiler: probably not for long)

Starts beefing with the local Na'vi (drum roll, it's Rooster and Phoenix (mostly)

SOMETHING HAPPENS, Hangman gets his ass lost in the Pandoran forest, maybe chased by a thanator (Jake (top gun) will do as Jake (avatar) does)

Hangman is SAVED BY ROOSTER probably

timeskip cause im tired of writing but basically Hangman and Coyote decides RDA is no fun and go hang out with the Na'vi resistance instead

👀

[dextixer]

Yknow, at first i thought i would just make a thread telling everyone how manipulative this post about how "I dont hate critique but critique bad" is, to warn people about snakes in the FNDM hiding in the grass.

But then this utter clownshoes decided to invoke Monty, to talk about Montys wishes. To weaponize a dead person as a cudgel for a fucking internet argument.

This is why i hate most of the RWBY FNDM, because they are all sunshine and rainbows, all progressive, all nice people, or at least they portray themselves to be until they take off their fucking masks. And then all of these supposedly nice people reveal themselves to be manipulative ratfucks.

So, lets be very clear. If you invoke Monty in your shitty internet arguments, you are just a morally defunct person, you are lower than fucking trash. He is a deceased man. His corpse is not there for you to parade him like a fucking puppet for your own arguments.

The fact that it follows a fake ass "nice guy" facade is just the icing on the cake.

Despite the claims of the OP, they were not "suggesting that hate discourages people" they were being a snakey fuck by at first saying "Criticism isnt bad" and then outlining literally EVERY single tired anti-criticism buzzword phrase in existence. Everyone fucking knows that most of the time "Im not saying x is bad BUUUUUT" leads to the person revealing that, yeah, they are saying that X is bad. Its the most fucking elementary silencer for any argument in existence.

We have the ol reliables of

>"If you no like, just leave" >Conflating criticism with hate >Implying that people should not criticize passion projects >Implying that RWBY receives unique kind of criticism that no other thing does

Alongside that we also have some weird implications that RWBY is disliked for being "cringe" and of course, more instances of conflating criticism with "hate". If one pays attention they could easily spot a pattern, take a shot of your favourite drink anytime you see the word "hate" or its synonim when the supposed thread is supposed to be about criticsm.

As far as for the second part of the post that comes after my reply.

Criticism does not have to be constructive, its good when it is, but if a person can see something wrong, they can say its wrong without offering a solution. I dont need to be a professional doctor to see a bone sticking out where it shouldnt be etc.

And lets get back to the old sticking point "Oh, but why does RWBY have separate critic communities".

Because the fandom MADE it a fucking necessity! Just like with shows like Game of Thrones and many others! You think critic spaces or subreddits are some kind of never seen before thing before RWBY?!

The only reason RWBY has them is because of the fucking Fandom!

The RWDE tag on tumblr only exists because people were ASKED for criticism to be something that people could avoid, by tagging a post as RWDE anyone using this platform can easily blacklist the tag and NEVER see anything from it! And yet the Fandom instead of doing so CONSTANTLY comes into the tag, and then constantly bitches and whines about how criticism exists!

The critics subreddit exists because most people there were slowly pushed away from the main sub. It didnt START as that, but it became that when the mods of r/RWBY decided that instead of moderating discussions they would rather throw out all the critics because fans would NEVER behave in critical posts and would either mass report them or cause conflict!

Whether someone likes RWBY or not has NOTHING to do with personal morality. Its also extremelly ironic that there are constant "uwu, people say me bad because i like RWBY" claims with nothing to back them up while on places like twitter you can see RWBY twitter accounts say that anyone who dislikes RWBY is just a misogynist or the like.

I would rather take the most toxic critic foaming at the mouth about how RWBY is bad over people like op, ratfuck snakes who pretend to have no problem with criticism while sneaking in the same fucking anti-criticism shit into their threads.

I dont even criticize RWBY that much anymore and i mostly just tell the critics spaces to not even talk to the larger fandom, and its because of dipshits like the OP.

Because the RWBY FNDM is full of these nice presenting, nice writing manipulative jackasses who are just smiles and rainbows while saying the same tired bullshit as always. Just a reminder, just because someone is "polite" does not mean they are not full of shit.

[maristellarium]

(actually yknow what i also want to dump a few thonkies abt yully too now lmao

though im still debating if i really want to incorporate these thonkies as proper hcs for her - it makes her feel a little too op in a way......... - but im also really leaning to doing it anyway bc this really is the kinda bs she would pull off ydgsyugdsudsgdusy)

so anyway, i think baby yully was rather nuts and kept smashing babylonia's security systems to pieces

like ive already put down that she had a habit of coding programs throughout her childhood, and i definitely did say that these programs were for cracking and copying the civilian databases. bc she was so determined to confirm if there were any Very Specific people in babylonia, so ofc, the logical thing is to get the conveniently-already-existing pool of population data for her to sort through.

but yully being yully, she wouldn't want a bunch of statistics alone. she needs as much data as possible - reports and profiles and notes, doctors' notes and school reports and whatever document there ever was, everything! so that she can cross-check the info to the last detail, analyze to the closest decimal of accuracy.

and she won't stop at just civilian data either. constructs count too. the deceased count too.

so she would collect death records and military profiles too. and considering with constructs at least, how even the military lies to itself internally - she wouldn't quite be satisfied with merely a checkmark of someone being dead. no, she would need the full story, so that she can fully and accurately reconstruct an individual's life—history, personality, beliefs; their full identity and mannerisms and mindset—as part of her own cross-referencing and analyzing procedures.

and this is all, at the very least, in the form of encrypted data - if not behind several layers of cybersecurity under Gestalt's supercomputer watch too.

Yulia wouldn't care though. she wants that info. who cares if she's like, 10 yrs old with negative zero chances of being able to hack into god damn Gestalt with her little civilian baby terminal. she needs that information for her goals. she fucking wants it.

and she has never felt something so viciously unrelenting in her life and the life before.

in a way, it feels like a very simple, logical A to B to C process for her. she feels a want, thinks about doing a thing to satisfy that want, and then simply executes.

obstacles or roadblocks or government personnel coming to her house and asking if they can inspect everyone's terminals for "important grown up reasons" aka bc they traced her hacking attempts there? (though they never actually figure out it's her specifically, partly bc child bias, partly bc the exact terminal she used has already been trashed to pieces or surgically taken apart so it doesn't exist anymore). that's all just par the course. irrelevant bc she already expected as much, so she simply needs to work with such things.

(though of course, it does hinder her in terms of efficiency to keep needing to devote time to misdirecting people's attention from her. so she would also develop methods to avoid being traced, at least not so easily - spoofing signals, false trails, falsifying credentials, coding even shit like rootkits and keyloggers, and then going the extra mile with bs like destroying or dismantling or replacing her hardware constantly, as well as even coming up with alibis for every moment she spends doing her very illegal endeavour

she's still considered a kid at this point so ofc she has all this damn free time to do all this nonsense too)

in any case, here's where im really getting at with this thonk -

Yulia going absolute ham collecting as much top-secret info in the most illegal ways means she has quite likely seen a lot of very restricted things within the government's databases. from the lying propaganda used on Constructs such as the lie of recalls, to the confidential and troubling life histories of particular Constructs such as Bianca or Kamui (or Camu rather).

ofc she probably hasn't seen Everything - but she's seen a Lot more than she, an otherwise very ordinary civilian, should by the time she's even enrolled into military college.

which is stupid nuts and also very OP of her in a broader context and mmmmmmmmmmm i don't Want her to come across as stupidly omniscient in a sense - also it's a little nuts to think that even if she's stupid intelligent and determined, that she'd able to accomplish something as difficult as hacking into hecking Gestalt or whatever government systems with the info she wants.

but at the same time..... ughhh.................... she Is stupid smart alright. and that's without fully using her brain. if she actually put her entirety into some task, she is absolutely supposed to be unholy Scary(TM).

but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah thats toooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lies down)

[sazanamiszn]

this is so vogue by madonna coded i dont even know how to explain it

I am fond of this guy

[bazooka-overkill]

hiiiii! I hope I’m not botherin’ ya, but I see you’d like some hcs (I’m a bit late lol) so I thought I’d share one of my good ol’ spooky tiger hcs if ya don’t mind some horror on your blog-

tiger’s clones aren’t clones, they’re actually ghosts or bhuts (vengeful ghosts from hindu folklore!) they’re all deceased family members that ended up possessing his body when he was younger cause he went upon their resting place unknowingly. and they’ve just followed him ever since. he’s managed to work out a kind of agreement that if they promised to behave, they could stay within his lil gem headspace.

the water gem is called Lahar, the snow gem is Sardi and the grass gem is Gaiya. they still care about tiger despite their circumstances, but death hasn’t been kind to their minds. sometimes they get out of hand, and that’s when problems arise for not only tiger but other boxers involved.

I’m so sorry for rambling op, I just like details snnsns but I hope the take is cool 💪

literally starts break dancing SCREAMS ITS OK ANON ANY HCS ARE NEVER LATE ON THIS BLOG TRUST. and trust me there is no such thing as rambling in my mind lmao. also also literally anything is allowed here as long as its not nsfw/flatout gore

this is the coolest take evr on great tiger's clones tbh; ive always just taken away that they're their own separate people, but still apart of tiger's "soul," in a way

stopp the thought that they're family makes me want to sob now. i can see them just kind of. bothering tiger like protective parents or something. tiger hasn't eaten in a hot minute? lahar's nagging him to go get or make a meal. hasn't been outside and touched grass? guess what gaiya's saying to him (99.999% get it wrong)

and the mere mention of them getting out of hand??? plus in the RING W OTHER BOXERS????? oh lord have mercy i can only imagine what could happen. i don't exactly have a good understanding/wording of what i can imagine lmao, but one things for certain: the wvba/ref has definitely had to stop rounds early because of the bhuts (am i using that word right).

damn now i want to see-- if nintendo makes a PO sequel/port on the switch or something-- the possibility of a TD 2 where great tiger and his ghosts (idk if i can use bhuts and ghosts interchangeably) lose control and mac has to counter and dodge like crazyyy.

if the above was added, i'd love to see what exactly happens when they go out of control. personally, i'd imagine great tiger gets all light headed and can barely move while his ghosts go absolutely haywire in the ring.

and that'd also explain why he's so nonchalant with them; they're his family members. when death decides to not torment them, i can see them being almost like,,, yknow family. you know that intermission cutscene right before the next round where they're all talking and great tiger tells them they gotta get back to work?

also,, idk if i want to be sad and think abt the possibility how great tiger had a strong bond with his family members before they died, but if that's the case i would imagine that's how great tiger copes; he pretends they're still alive, in that case.

GRAAGHHDHH now im gonna be thinking about this during my classes

[jacqcrisis]

idk why but im just imaging, for the Left Turn universe, the weird gore and nsfl videos that would pop up on the internet every now and then only to be gone within a week and then become the stuff of urban legend.

was that handheld video of a glowing eyed, toothy human thing digging up a grave only to start tearing into the recently deceased real? was that cctv footage of what looks like a werewolf stalking, chasing, killing, and eating someone futuristic CGI? was that porn flick with the fishy looking person with a weird internal penis an elaborate and extremely realistic costume and make-up or what?

Who knows. No one's seen these videos in years. There's whole forum threads dedicated to arguing over the validity. Weird gore/porn enthusiasts are salivating at the thought of finding them again.

Witches, fae, and devilkind alike are ecstatic the have-nots are so conspiratorial already that they don't even have to do some kind of psy-op to convince people these things are fake. The have-nots just do it themselves in the most smarmy sarcastic manner under the aliases of TheUnshaken and armpitsniffer69 as they unravel exactly how the werewolf thing was just some badly thought out viral marketing campaign for the 2004 movie Hellsing.

Of course the old man's screams of pain and cry for help were realistic. They were actors, dumbass. That's the point.

[chipjrwibignaturals]

SORRY not done one more post bc that deleted post is so fucking abhorrent and Wrong in so many ways you can’t just do it in one piece

(note I have to add: op seems very opinionated that ONLY 2023 should impact the votes or be considered. keep this in mind)

(^ person who DEFINITELY understands how grieving happens and that no one will EVER let feelings sway their very serious tumblr cat poll voting)

anyway op’s pissy bc jellie, a “lame ass” and “stupid” “youtube cat” beat “” hm? which cats are those?

listen these are all great cats. hell, if it wasn’t a round 1 (before the tourney took off) I could see Mr J easily beating jellie! love these cats! but using op’s OWN LOGIC, what makes them the cat of 2023?

Mr J and Jorts & Jean have been around longer than 2023, hell Jorts and Jean’s propaganda even SAYS they became first popular in 2021. so should their original post(s) not be considered, bc they weren’t this year (and thus shouldn’t hold bearing on the poll)?

Eric im unfortunately unfamiliar with, but the description given even states he… did nothing

So what the hell qualifies any of them to be “some of the most prominent cats of 2023” OVER Jellie..? Because it sure as hell seems like they have the same qualifications here.

all this is rlly to say that. op fucking made up their own ruling to try and logic out their hatred. they were unfamiliar w jellie and are mad that she made it this far. that’s it, it’s just petty stupid bullshit. and that? is fucking pathetic

like this is a fucking tumblr poll that does not matter in the slightest. please for the love of god take a step back and look at yourself. you are unhappy your choice in a tumblr poll isn’t winning and decided to publicly shittalk your “opponent”, which is a fucking recently deceased pet, as well as anyone who cared abt her. as a “joke”. nice one, bud.

[toxintouch]

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This post poisoned my brain

[icharchivist]

I said I'd write a book report about Almost Siete and you said to go for it, so you have nobody to blame for this

It already starts with literally the first thing we see of him, just standing in the fog with his back to Anre. That's so moody. Cinematic, even. Highly symbolic cloud fog? Perhaps. Also, how he immediately recognizes Anre (even though Anre is floating, so he couldn't have heard his steps)? Super ominous. It's the same with how in chapter 2 he immediately calls out to Seox, who was hiding in the shadows, when in chapter 3 both Tweyen and Niyon, the eyes and ears of the group, are startled by the guy. So he can just inexplicably sense people. That's so fascinating and it's just never elaborated on

Of course, the irony plays a big part in it. Almost Siete complains about being called out here so much, he complains about having to wait for 10 people to gather and it becomes so funny because I have forbidden knowledge from the future, my guy, you're gonna love it

Also loving that he got there early to have a look around, he's so paranoid like that. Or prepared. Whichever you wanna call it

Almost Siete only turning around to look mildly surprised at Anre and then immediately going back to being dismissive, he's so guarded, it's so hot

The fucking dry wit of "Hey Eahta, you wanna be Fif too?"

The now blogwide famous "That's a (whole ass) child :)" But also the mention that he was smiling while saying it is killing me specifically

Him being the only adult on this tortoise to point out that having a tiny child fight a tortoise is kind of fucked up, maybe and then fucking off into the fog again (really loving the use of the fog here, it's so ominous)

The laughter from the fog when Fif asks if she's gonna have to fight them? Come on. But then also immediately doing whatever it is that apparently gets Terra in fight mode

And then showing up again just to get a word in edgewise and call Terra their pet? Please. The man has bonded with the giant fuck-off tortoise before he's bonded with literally any of his fellow people, I am deceased

In chapter 2 how he just fucking grabs Fif ("like a ball") while she's excitedly flying around, like no, you look at him when he's talking to you. Very hot.

How he immediately flips into standard Siete fare with the introduction and the wink and then the uncanny valley moment of him acting like that while still dismissing his leadership position literally the next time. Also Anre saying he's the leader and Siete going "Sure" is just. So dismissive it's funny. It says so much in just one word

The utter hilarity of how he clearly never considered uniforms, immediately wonders whether they should get uniforms and then gets annoyed when he has to make the call, cause it's not like he cares about any of this or anything

Still being relatively soft about Fif when she immediately conks out and then immediately going back to "Anyway, y'wanna fight? :)" He's so aggressive

And then again so dismissive when Anre explains that that's not what the Eternals are for (hey, I just did what you said, it's not like I care or anything)

"I'd hope so, anyway" when Tien asks if all the Eternals are coming. This Siete would fucking physically drag everyone to the meeting if he cared about assembling them. I have never been more sure of anything in my entire life

The implication that he may be using his OP avatars again to defend Stardust Town while the twins are here and again his utter dismissal of Feower and refusal to explain? And then that Seox moment

But at the same time, he goes and makes tea, even though it was Anre's suggestion??? And even goes and brings everyone their cup? This man is so ambivalent, I'm losing my entire mind

And then just "Thanks, I tried my best (you ungrateful little brat) :)" when Feower knocks his tea (and again the narration calls out his fake smile, just mwah). Also love how nobody else really comments on it, besides Tien, so it's probably fine? Idk something about that

How he just immediately lets Tweyen have his tea and also implicitly offers her a place to sit? How he just clocked her desire to be part of a group from a glance??? But it's not like he cares or anything. Also how he immediately assures her by saying they have Terra as a security system. And then just resting his head on his hand? He's so nonchalant, I'm gonna bite him just to get a reaction

How he keeps resting his head on his hand because he explicitly FC's Feower with his free hand??? Also that the sword master could break your bones without ever even unsheathing his weapons, I'm gonna cry, that's so hot wtf

How he immediately knows it's Threo based on Niyon's description. Or maybe he did his weird people sensing again, not that that's any less hot. And then how he also immediately gets Threo to sit down. Also how she just immediately looks at him after coming in? Yeah, those two have a rapport. I need to know all about it. Chapter 4 please

The next time she suggests a fight he just wordlessly pushes her back, I'm foaming at the mouth

Something about how the entire ridiculous exchange between Feower and Fif makes him chuckle is so endearing and also so arrogant in a way I can't describe. Coming from him it just feels condescending

His own introduction being back to casual, but the "It's so fun to see you finally in one place" can also be read as super threatening tbh

How he just shrugs when asked about being the leader

Then how he says he would've let literally anyone who wanted be leader instead, but not Feower. Fuck Feower, actually. Feower's been annoying him all day. Why not fight? And then immediately draws a sword without fucking warning? Impossibly hot

The little detail about his smile being reflected in the blade? Please

Tossing the sword from one hand to the other, just playing with it? Basically taunting Feower??

But then also immediately pulling it back so Fif doesn't fly right into it????? And dropping it just as quickly as he brought it up?

Pointing the girls at the pantry? Again with the casual little acts of helpfulness. This man is impossible to pin down

And then just telling Anre straight up "I didn't think we'd get here :D" "Sorry about your dreams Anre, I never fucking believed in you. Anyway, lol @ having achieved it"

It's just so fucking funny how he swivels

He's not straight up dismissive or super obviously mean, but he's also very open about his ability to kick your ass if he wanted. Much more than he is in the present

Or even just knowing how present Siete isn't huge on fighting and this one would just wipe the floor with the entire crew if he just got slightly bored

I'm obsessed. I'm bewitched. I'm in love with one semi-feral man

Thanks so much, writer Anon, I owe you my entire life

holy shit you weren't kidding about the essay

i hope writer anon sees it because it's a glowing praise if i see one.

and also, 100% agreeing with everything you said. there's something so bewitching about Almost Siete and you really put it into words so well.

we're really lucky to have a writer who really put it so well into a scenario. Like damn.

thank you for this glowing review. I really hope writer anon sees it!

[cervidsunrise]

this romance was written with me and my interests specifically in mind

[incorrectzukka]

hakoda is more like aang than we think because he has a bi son thanks for listening i’ll be here all week

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[monsterslament]

oooh god what the actual fuck .

[xamaxenta]

Yeah thats the scary part Oda is not done i know he isnt but thats ok ill take it !!!!

I think its gonna be cool when the thematic use of “nothing happened” is gonna be aligned with the “event that shakes the world”

Nothing happened -> everything happened (kumas memories?)

I don't wanna scare you but unless Odachi performs a miracle I think that Kuma is a death man walking...

I dont doubt that, im fully prepared and aware Kuma will most likely die by the end of this arc

I just want him to be happy, or have the chance to catch a glimpse of hope beforehand

I just want the next chapter to be the end of Kuma and his tragedies i dont think i can take it for much longer if his backstory has more what else can happen now im distraught

People have to understand Sabo is insane for going above and beyond to risk it all and save him from the reverie