#op: honey

[rodeoromeo]

theyre like oh it’s family picture time Joan is like cool and can I bring my weird boyfriend ? thanks

[r0semultiverse]

this recently happened to one of my friends

[honeyshiddendesire]

Stress Relief

Pairing: Law x Female Reader

Warnings: MINORS BEGONE! 18+! Spit kink, voice kink, Rough oral! deep throat/gagging, Dick riding, dirty talk, teasing/degradation (naughty girl, bad girl, cry baby), Dacryphilia (love for crying) vaginal penetration! you're his medicine !

Summary: Being a captain can be tough but with you around you always seemed to make things better.

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“Fuck.” Law grunts as he tugs you harder onto his cock, your body tucked under his desk with his head thrown back. His slender fingers tangled in your hair keeping you in place as he thrusts into your throat making you choke and cry. Tears streaming down your pretty face that he loves so much, “Stop being a cry baby I know you can -ah- take it.” Law's usually smooth voice is raspy with lust and stress that he wanted to release down your throat.

“Always being a bad girl when I tell you not to be.” He gets so mouthy whenever he's stressed and you love it, using your throat as a cock sleeve. Loving the sounds of your choked groans and moans sending vibrations around his long cock. The tip poking the back of your throat with every deep thrust of his hips, “Ugh~fuck~ that's it my slutty thing.” Law grunts as he looks down at your wrecked expression, drool running down your chin to drop in your exposed breast. 

Your nails dug into his thighs as you squirmed trying to create friction on your pussy but it was no use. The force of his cock in your mouth made you choke but he held you still loving every sound you made. “Fuck!”

Your eyes looked up into his with a needy expression that made him grunt, pulling you off his cock with a ‘pop’ sound. Your chest heaving as you stare up at him and he takes his cock in his hands tapping your lips with the tip. “Naughty girl, look at you so messy.” 

“Come here.” Law whispers softly patting his thigh, his thumb rubbing your chin as he licks his lips. 

You stand up slowly and climb on top of his lap, your hand going to spread your pussy open for him to watch. Law eyes paying attention to your every move with intense lust and hunger, his hands going to touch all over your body. Your thighs up to your waist then to your tits squeezing them roughly making you whine as you slowly lower yourself down on his cock. It was long and curved just right, hitting every spot that you needed it too. 

“Fuck~” Law’s moan was long and drawn out when you finally sat all the way down on his twitching cock. Head being thrown back to thud against his desk chair, eyes closing for a second as he moves his slender fingers back down to grip your thighs. 

You couldn't help but whine as you held onto his shoulders, bouncing yourself on his cock roughly just how he needed it. Taking his pleasure in your hands watching as his brows knit together with every bounce and drop you made. Circling your hips and moaning as you feel every inch of him. Eyes rolling back as he held your thighs tightly, hips rocking up into your cunt at a rough pace. His hands that you love so much pulling you down harder with each pump of his hips. 

“O-oh Law~!” You moan out loudly as your body bounces, tits moving with each thrust for his eyes to see. His jaw was tense as he watched, grunts and groans leaving him and tangling with your loud cries. The feeling of your wet walls soaking him was breaking every fiber in his being. 

You were the perfect medicine whenever he needed it and no matter his skills as a doctor you always knew what dose to deliver. You lean forward kissing all over his tense jaw, nipping and sucking marks at his neck, grinding down into his throbbing cock. His talented tattooed fingers finding your clit to rub vigorously making you whine just how he needed to hear.

 The walls were thin on the Polar Tang but the life of a captain can be so selfless and stressful but dammit sometimes he needed to be a bit selfish. He'd probably beat himself later out of embarrassment but right now he just needed you to cum on his cock. 

“Law baby please~ please cum in me.” You plead as you feel yourself gush on his cock, the mix of his thrusts and fingers rubbing your clit were all too much. You moan as you feel him fuck ropes of his seed into your pussy with a drawn out curse. His other hand pulling you down for a deep kiss as he gives a couple more thrusts riding out both of your highs. 

“You know I love you right?” He finally whispers after you both calm down and you just smile at him. Pressing yourself into his chest you kissed all over his face with a smile, “Of course you love me captain I'm your little stress relief.” You wink as a joke making his face heat up as he rolled his eyes mumbling shyly, "Be quiet will you Y/N-ya."

[islayuri]

barbieboyhalo i louve youu ❤❤❤❤

[cocoreallylovesraiden]

Bi Han living with reader hcs

(bullet points and blurbs) THIS WAS FOR AN INBOX ASK BUT I DELETED IT NOOO SHAWTY IM SO SORRY!!! I HOPE DIVINE INTERVENTION SENDS YOU THIS POST TELEPATHICALLY UR A STAR!

-Unless it’s for marriage, you would only move in with him if it was a matter of your safety. 

-Otherwise he would just trust you to manage on your own since if you can handle him you can handle anything in the world 

-Let’s say during a moment of conflict where a large percentage of earthrealm was a risk, he would ask (more like order) you to stay with him with the Lin Kuei. 

-Going to his quarters is like walking into an expensive furniture store and being afraid to get your commoner hands on anything at all. 

-You are left to settle your meagre belongings yourself, with strict instructions not to wander into the training compounds without a guide (read: himself), and though there were the usual lin kuei members patrolling about, you still felt incredibly isolated. 

-But the feeling goes from loneliness to an almost childlike wonder. It eventually leads to you taking a museum tour around the place like DAMN! This is what rich people's shampoo looks like! It’s… not very used… which is a little gross. 

-He comes back from his duties and is surprised when you greet him! Not in a cute way, in the way that you have to dodge tree trunk arms being swung at you like baseball bats. 

-The time you spend together is very mundane. Any energy he has is used on the Lin Kuei, which is understandable and honestly preferable because you get to be around a SLIGHTLY less high-strung bi han

-That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have the energy to be insufferably tungsten-like when it came to nighttime

It seemed as though he had long settled his belongings into the intricate bedside drawer. He had yet to answer your question, leaving you to wonder if it had been in bad taste. You nervously tilt your head, trying to get a better view of him. You see Bi Han’s broad back, blocking the blue moonlight in a way reminiscent of Batman standing above Gotham skylines. The thought makes you snicker, a sound that’s soft in theory but almost echoes in the deathly quiet room. It makes his tense shoulders jump to his ears, and you can see his dark eyes dart to the very corners as if trying to get a glimpse of you without physically turning around. He stays perfectly still, like if he just didn’t breathe he could melt into the fabric of the bedsheets. 

The realisation dawns upon you like a humouring punch to the gut. Was he nervous? The big, bad grandmaster of Lin Kuei, nervous to have his partner in his bed? You have to throw yourself to face the other way, hand covering your mouth like it was a hostage situation. Unfortunately, a few stray cackles manage to escape you and this time you hear Bi Han scoff out a ‘is there something funny?’ 

It’s uncharacteristically strained, like a defensive child having to explain their search history. My god, he was really thrown off-kilter by you! The unintentional ego boost goes straight to your head as you readjust yourself, using your elbow to prop yourself up in a position you could only hope came off as comedically seductive. The face you met with is priceless, a mixture of second-hand embarrassment and horror etched onto his sharp features. 

You let out a laugh that sounds more like a chicken squawking, one that’s unfortunately interrupted by a rock-hard grain pillow being hurled at your head. It lands perfectly, because Bi Han only ever does things perfectly, and the speed that you slump onto the bed has him wondering if he accidentally murdered the one person who tolerated him non-professionally. 

He barks out your name, and groans when he hears you laughing from under your potential murder weapon. It’s not as amusing to him as it is for you, seeing as by the time you’ve freed yourself he’s turned his back to you with the air of an unforgiving housewife. No matter how much you grovel and paw at his head and back he refuses to say anything, but you know he’s awake because he flinches whenever you poke his sides. 

Bi Han huffs like a guard dog when you stop pestering him (because common misconception, you did need to sleep as well) and right as you're drifting off to sleep you feel the bed shift, and the pleasant coolness of his body temperature a little closer. 

-He wakes up early in the mornings and I personally do not think this guy eats breakfast but he definitely drinks tea

-He wakes up early in the mornings and I personally do not think this guy eats breakfast but he definitely drinks tea

-You two can share the wonderful joy of standing shoulder to shoulder making your respective morning drinks and judging each other for it

-Bi Han have you considered that you are a cranky bat because you don’t have coffee in the morning 

-Haha. You are so Funny. Have you considered the fact that you are stuck in the bathroom for an hour in the morning because of it.

-Too far Bi han too far

-During his daily duties, like while he watches his little foot goons do their drills he sometimes spaces out and wonders what you are doing back in his quarters. 

-If he sees you walking around the compound, god forbid trying to get your 10k steps in he has to do a triple take, then storms towards you with the intention of an air strike. 

When he sees your familiar mop of head peek through the intricate pillars of the Lin Kuei compound, it’s like an alarm goes off in his head. Thankfully he had been alone, travelling from supervising two training grounds; so he has time to get to you personally. The way your face lights up almost qualms the lecture brewing in his mind, but then he remembers what happened the last time you were left alone with a room of his men (the lin kuei had never been so close to unionising. God fears the scorn of a charismatic woman.) 

“What did I tell you about leaving alone without a guide? I cannot have you wandering aimlessly like a lost child.” It’s a tirade that he’s gone through countless times, and it’s more of a custom than meaning any of the words. You also seem to know, with how you barely raise an eyebrow at his stern words. A cheeky smile carves your cheeks as you stick out an elbow, and even as he continues his rant he subconsciously goes to link your arms together. 

“I have a guide, do I not? And a very handsome one.” You sound collected and suave, but even he can see the way you high-five yourself for thinking of that pick-up line. He wants to frown, but the dopamine he gets from the flattery has him frowning happily, trying to bite back a snort.

-Hes not kicking his feet giggling when he sees you after a day of work… but hes not NOT twirling his hair and shuffling in place

-Gets mad when you don’t run up to him the moment he goes through the door

-Ok diva

[leadandblood]

Practical effects from The Terror (part 2, humans)

MAJOR gore warning for the stuff under the read more. Heads that have been blown/torn off. in detail. Such good job by Filmfex but by god they're unsettling. The last two images are from the Prosthetics Magazine

(Bryant, Honey, Morfin, Armitage, Irving, Goodsir, Strong and Heather under the cut)

[kacievvbbbb]

I need Mihawk to go on a true odyssey (you know like the Greek sense of the word)

Just the universe, truly atrocious luck, psychological and very physical violence all conspiring with the ocean to ensure this dude does not get where he is trynna go.

Mihawk vs heaven hell and everything in between trying to make it to his next duel with Shanks.

Of course he wins and of course he learns nothing. (​the ocean screaming shanking banging its head because it’s tried its best but these stupid as fuck swordsmen)

[puppydolled]

posters seen in canberra, australia. may 25th 2023

[yellowocaballero]

So fucking glad to see someone talk about SSS Class revival hunter 😭 I lived it so much and I feel like no one ever mentions it against more popular titles like ORV or even The Lout of the counts family, so I'm so glad to come here and see your amazing takes :>

Thank you for the ask which lets me talk about SSSCRH (the version I read was titled 'Suicide Hunter', which tbh I like more - no beating around the bush).

It's hard to draw an accurate comparison since I'm going off just the webtoon for SSSCRH, while I'm going off both the webtoon and the webnovel for ORV. And I love ORV, ORV is my media blorbo right now, it hydraulic presses my brain, I am writing ORV fanfic - it's, like, funner to enjoy. But SSSRH is just better. In the vast majority of ways it is is better. It's better than the holy trinity by a wide margin. TW talk of suicide obviously.

I can't believe I'm saying this but you need a basic understanding of Buddhism in order to understand SSSCRH. It's not about Gongja's suicides - he doesn't suicide from depression or lack of self-esteem. SSSCRH is about suffering in the Buddhist sense - dukkha. I don't want to make this an essay, so I might reblog this with more information, but extremely shortly:

The Four Noble Truths of Buddhism is the truth of suffering, the truth of the cause of suffering, the truth of the end of suffering, and the truth of the path that leads to the end of suffering. You've heard that Buddhists say 'life is suffering'. To put it one way that doesn't require defining a lot of words: the cause of suffering is experiencing the world as we percieve it instead of how it truly is. Suffering isn't just being miserable and in pain, and life isn't suffering because life sucks and global warming exists and people voted for Trump. Life is suffering because we can experience beautiful and joyful moments in this world, but we do not exist in the moment of that happiness or place our ego/'self' between us and that happiness. Living in that moment, accepting the moment as it is unconditionally, is freedom from suffering. The Buddha tries to free people from suffering through teaching Buddhism.

"What does this have to do with the webnovel and manwha about a guy murdering himself thousands of times" it has everything to do with it. Because SSSCRH is about suffering, and it is about using suffering as a tool in order to experience a world unfiltered by ego and break down the artificial boundaries between human beings. Suffering in SSSCRH is not a bad thing. Gongja has the unique capability to (reincarnate.) experience a person's suffering in unity with them, which dissolves the delusion of separation between people and puts us in touch with the reality of oneness.

The Murim arc was fucking insane because Gongja pulls a Big Bodhisattva Move and walks through the suffering of the world in order to achieve full understanding of the human experience. He takes all of the suffering of the world into himself and is liberated. You can tell it's Buddhist because death was not presented as a bad thing - death was an aspect of a happy ending for the Heavenly Demon lady, because she was finishing her life according to her own joy, and because her teachings were passed on she did not truly die.

But the purpose of embracing suffering is to discover the ability to fully embrace life, and that's where Heavenly Demon's teachings were incomplete - as the ghost dude said, Gongja hasn't even experienced his own full life and the infinite capability for his own happiness. You can only feel the depths of sadness when you've felt the depths of happiness. Sadness deserves its place in the world and it can strengthen you, but so does happiness.

Gongja is attention-seeking, envious, and unbelievably petty. When he drills down into his own desires and why he wants the things he wants, you see that he has a very strong sense of justice and right and wrong - he realizes he doesn't want to be famous, he wants to be acknowledged, but on an even deeper level he is desperate for love and to be loved. Everything he does is to experience love, and as such he learns to love others. His love for the Flamey Asshole was purely parasocial and ego-filled, with no concern for who he was as a human. Throughout the manwha, he grows to care for people as they truly are and pierce through any delusions or misleading outward appearances. He has released all attachment to life and death, and as such does not fear death, and as such has taken a step on the road towards becoming a Boddhisatva who frees others from the cycle of samsara, and as a result has learned sick sword techniques and is sooo good at beating people up.

I think the only other thing I want to mention here because otherwise this is an essay: in almost every time loop/regression story, only the final regression matters. In stories with dungeon monsters and NPCs, only the humans matter. The regressor exists in a space where there are no consequences for their actions, so they act terribly and do whatever because none of it matters. In Groundhog Day Bill Murray acts like an asshole because he can. That's not the case here. Everything Gongja does matters. The NPCs are fake, but Gongja never treats them as anything less than real people who deserve life. Once he understands a person's life he never treats them as unimportant. No loop is thrown away and no person or life is disregarded. His choices matter, the way he treats others matters, and Gongja never treats anybody as if they don't matter except for himself.

That was not short. There is a lot more. The female characters are so good and so rich. From a craft perspective it is excellently paced and has a wonderful sense of set-up/payoff and balances tone and maintains a lot of momentum, which is really hard in a time loop story. You have to do a few very specific things to write OP characters well and SSSCRH does it very well. There's more to say from a craft perspective and it's hard to judge accurately from a webtoon but it's good. I was so strangely struck the entire time about how sincere and genuine it was, how it said what it said with no trace of irony of confusion, and I think that's what stuck with me the most.

TL;DR: SSS Class Revival Hunter is good for a lot of very normal reasons, such as excellent pacing and set-up/pay off and characters, but it's also so sincerely and genuinely Buddhist that it blew my tits clean off.

[monkeydlitty]

Fire panels this week. But just like Oda to blue ball us and leave us hanging with a demon summoning cliffhanger. Also we gotta wait 10 mins in op time to hear what vegapunk has to say 🥹🥹 so we'll know in about 3 months time 😭 but break next week honeys 🥹🥹

[klaasje]

in other news i have been stardewing again... it is october there too

[honeyshiddendesire]

Head In The Clouds

Pairing: Smoker x Female Reader

Warnings: MINORS BEGONE! 18+! vaginal penetration! Quickie, hand over mouth, Smoker trying to keep you quiet, boss/subordinate, established relationship, backshots, pet names (darlin, sweetheart, baby) dirty talk/teasing (recruit, brat) roleplay sex, size kink, voice kink, light spanking

Summary: Your boyfriend Smoker can't take you in your uniform another second without dragging you back to his room and that's exactly what he does. But you better keep quiet during work hours.

“Hey is everything okay?” You question after Smoker softly pushes you inside his room. He wore a scowl the whole day and you couldn't figure out why so hopefully he was gonna tell you. “That damn uniform.” He growled out with a cloud of smoke that made your body shiver. Looking down you raised a brow, “Is it incorrect, sir.” You tease.

“Dammit, recruit, don't make me have to show you.” He barks out with a slight blush that makes you smirk, finally catching on. You did a little spin that made him take a deep breath and you couldn't help but smile, “Oh Smoky Bear you should've told me sooner.” Your voice a smooth purr as you run your hands slowly up his chest.

“Can't when we're out there darlin 'we're still on the clock so we'll have to make this quick. Better keep it down, got it sweetheart?” His voice takes a softer approach as he steps closer to you. You grin loving how he can't help but go soft on you. His hand going to run along your cheek as the other sets his cigars on the table by the door.

“Quick? Awe you're no fun sir.” You taunt with a pout that makes him chuckle.

“No fun huh? We'll see about that recruit.” He grunts out, spinning you around and pressing you into the wooden door making you gasp with excitement.

Biting your lip as he lifts your skirt to lay a spank on both of your cheeks, “Fuck!” You happily yelp out, making him reach around to cover your mouth, his breath ghosting over your ear. “Better keep that pretty mouth of yours quiet brat.”

He pushes your panties down your thighs and makes quick work of his belt and pants, bulge already pressing into you. You moaned into his hand feeling Smoker’s calloused fingers run over your wet slit. Plunging two fingers in your already dripping cunt he couldn't help but groan at the feeling of you wrapped around his digits.

“Mmm~” You moan with your eyes rolling back as he pounds them into your pussy, a chuckle leaving him at your muffled sound. “Let me see you make a pretty mess on my hand recruit.” The feeling of his lips against your ear made you shiver along with the speed he started to take.

Your legs started shaking as he filled your cunt with a third finger, his lips sucking a mark on your neck. You couldn't take it feeling him shove his fingers in your mouth, tongue slipping around them with a moan. “So pretty for me darlin.” He whispers against your skin.

Your eyes rolled back as you came all over his rough hand with a loud moan making him scowl and nip at your neck. Slowing down his movements until you came down from your euphoria he removed his fingers to suck on them greedily. When his hand was cleaned enough he slapped your ass again taking you by surprise with a loud yelp.

“Shh baby, don't want anyone hearing how good I'm about to make you feel.” He taunted shoving another finger in your mouth for you to suck on. Using his free hand to grab his huge cock that was leaking for you he positioned himself at your entrance. “Bend a bit more for me baby, show me you want it, recruit.” He grunts as you quickly comply, wiggling your ass a bit for him.

“There we go darlin.” Smoker sighs as he starts slipping his heavy cock into your wet pussy. Going slow so you feel every pulsing vein along his shaft, the size always making you gasp and squirm. Biggest you've ever taken and he's proud of that fact, always shushing you and saying how well you take his cock. “Taking my cock so fucking good recruit. Shit well done darlin.” Smoker's groans drawn out as he finally bottoms out, his breathing heavy trying to give you a second.

Just a second though before he's pulling out leaving just the heavy tip inside before slamming forward making you cry out around his fingers. “Ahh!” You scream and he just smirks leaning forward so you feel him deeper, “Ah hush I know you can take it.” Lips kissing you gently, a total contrast to the way his hips started pounding into your creamy cunt.

The force of his thrusts made the door rock, your hands pressing against it to stabilize yourself. He always made you drunk on his cock, the appendage filling you like no other you couldn't help but cry out for more. “Mmm~!” You moan and he just smirks, turning your head to look at him. Licking at your lips as he removes his fingers to hold your throat tightly. “Staring at this ass all day drives me fucking crazy you know that?”

You whine against his lips leaning toward him as best as you can but he only grips your throat tighter making you yelp. His scowl only makes you wetter as he clashes his lips into yours. Muffling your screams with his dominating tongue as he fucks you harder feeling his release approaching quickly but needing to feel your walls clamp down on him. Reaching around to rub quickly at your aching clit making you shake with a whine.

Pulling back a bit he nips at your lips giving you the one command you always listen to without fail. “Cum for me baby. Lemme feel this pretty pussy make another mess.” His deep voice surprisingly quiet but sending a thrill through your veins as you hear it. “Smoker!” His name falling from your kiss swollen lips in a scream that makes him grunt and fuck ropes of cum into you. Your tight walls sucking him in, milking his thick cock for all it's got. “Fuck that's it baby.” He grunts thrusting a few more times until you both were shaking.

“Dammit recruit the shit you do to me.” Smoker's sigh making you chuckle when he finally releases his tight hold on your neck to softly caress you. His scowl softening as he kisses your face and neck lovingly. “You're gonna be the death of me.”

“I sure hope not Smoky Bear.” You tease making him roll his eyes at your nickname you only say behind closed doors.

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[hercarisntyours]

rip ratchet from transformers you would have loved bingo

[frankwoods]

Favorite Woods lines from the Black Ops 6 Beta pt. 2 [1]

[allaboutthatlace]

Angelic Pretty - Honey Bear's Cafe OP (2023) in Pink, Mint, Ivory, Brown

[bizarreshiz]

Heehee :3 (this will either reach the right people or im getting judged 😭)

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