#oow.

[misdreavusmishap]

oh. that close. to establishments! for weeks i have been this close to someone's establishments. a farm even. i don't i don't need to be escorted please.

[patrothestupid]

shower dragon

[mistfallengw2]

A (GW2) human ask game has appeared! 👤

1. Where were they born? Did they like the place? Did they move at some point?

2. What's their family like? Are they still around? Do they like them and get along?

3. Of what descent are they? Does all of their family come from the same region or are they mixed? Does it influence them much?

4. Do they have any particularly (in)famous or historically relevant ancestors? Does it matter to them?

5. Which god do they revere/were they blessed by? Are they particularly religious? Does that impact their daily life?

6. How did they take Balthazar's betrayal? Did it change how they feel towards the other Gods?

7. What's their opinion on the Queen, the Ministers and the White Mantle? [alt for Elonians: Joko and the Sunspears. alt for Canthan: the Empress and the Purists]

8. Have they ever had to deal with bandits, pirates or other criminals? Has any of their family and friends (that they know of) been involved?

9. How do they feel about charr and the treaty? And about the attempts to stifle it?

10. Do they find themselves at home in human society or do they prefer to live outside of it? Would they change anything about it?

11. What was their first experience with other races? Did it impact them or forge particular sympathies or antipathies? Did they have any bias beforehand?

12. Do they have a job/occupation? Did they ever change it? Are they happy with it?

13. [Free space for 3 pieces of trivia about your human!]

[bubzterr]

(baba consulting her orb) LOL be emo bitch 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️

[urlriel2]

Mjau mjau

[ratmouseshrtwo]

how do i write so much romance. i do not feel that stuff am i even doing this right

[depoteka]

listening to chopin's polonaises and i remembered how i moved my head like a pigeon while dancing the polonaise at prom in high school

[aromanticgarbage]

2015 joji twitter bio.

[juantinarchive]

🤎

[qrevo]

eeooough <- took an accidental 30min nap and it feels like my bones were sent to the shadow realm

[batemanofficial]

i have no investment in the mean girls movie musical whatsoever but i cannot get the revenge party vocals out of my head

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

How many follow does u owns

uh

remove the bots, anon, cause i cant keep up with shit

and its 30 exactly

which means ive lost one actual real human

oow backwards is woo and this is not a woo so oow

[patrothestupid]

I’m gonna lie down on top of you like a weighted blanket

Get squished

[payaso-affairs]

Oh why does english dub haida sound like that

[transingthoseformers]

I forget sometimes that by the point in the timeline we're in for the tfp au, which is somewhere from one month to four after the orion arc i suppose, the autobot elite triad and their dinky little ship is somewhere. And Pharma manifested at some point, and I don't quite know how yet thus the term manifested. Motherfucker likes to just //appear// i guess (and that's kinda canon)

When i say dinky little ship i don't mean the Jackhammer, i mean something that everyone questions how it even was able to survive the atmosphere lol.

[kerra-and-company]

6 and 22 for Ari!

Ari interview hours 2k23, tyty :D!

6. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do?

Ari blinks. Blinks again, just a bit too fast. "I had to get Lifa back to the Citadel. Pol was already gone, and..." She shakes her head and growls a little in frustration--the sort of frustration one has when attempting to prevent emotional overflow and on the verge of failing. "Couldn't get them all. Save who you can save, I guess, huh?"

22. What’s the easiest way to flirt with you?

Ari looks confused for a second, then shrugs. "Well, if this question is you trying to flirt--don't know who told you I was available, but they lied. Shoot your shot somewhere else."

Cio, who's fiddling with a gyro at a desk nearby, looks up and grins wide. She puts her tools down, cocks her head to the side, and crosses her arms. "Can't believe you're not answering that--what if I wanted tips?"

Ari turns to look at her, her mouth curling slowly into a matching smile. "You think you need tips, Sparks? Really?"

Cio shrugs, grin even wider now. "Would you like to give me some?"

(Sensing that they're about to be far too distracted to talk with you further, you leave quickly, feeling like the question was simultaneously not answered and answered completely.)