#oops officer im sorry i did not mean to pull out that gun it was the mtt they forced me to
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i feel like an abusive parent coming up with my posts because why is it that when theyre sitting in my drafts collecting dust i have parental urges and those are the smartest ideas i couldve ever come up with but then when i pop them out and finally drag them out of my drafts theyre immediately disgraces
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#top 10 run on sentences#this is such a horror coded comparison i feel like he would say something like this#i remember saying once that i felt like a 1950s abusive husband when my computer was working slowly#he would say something like that. morbid dark and unsettling jokes#triglycercule SHUT UP you sound like heh..... a little peek into my dark world........ because you made an abuse joke??????#i really need to stop. i blame the mtt i blame them for everything#i love blaming the murder time trio for any weird things i say#oops officer im sorry i did not mean to pull out that gun it was the mtt they forced me to#wdym theyre fictional characters that have not that much real life influence on me. WHAY DO YOU MEA#everything im saying rn reminds me of those people who killed because slenderman told them to so i dont think this is a good thought#goddamn im such an asshole i just realized this. maybe its the teenage angst nvm im not as much of an asshole as i think#i need to stop making im gonna kill myself jokes too. but but but FUNNY.........#but but but also BAD stop saying stuff like that its only gonna manifest it#erm but also hilarious???? comedic???????? shut up die???????#alright man thats too far 😐#i wish i had a clone we'd be hilarious together#call us diglycercule#tricule rant
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Princess ~ Jay Halstead
This was requested by @somthingrandomhere Back in April, it’s now July (oops!) but here it is!! I’m sorry it took so long and it’s not the best but I hope you enjoy!!
Jay couldn’t help but smile as he and Adam walked through the theme park, children and families of all shapes and sizes laughing and smiling as they enjoyed their holiday. Children running up to their most loved characters, eyes wide with the biggest grins that he had ever seen.
“So what exactly are we looking for?” Adam asked as his eyes scanned the crowd, subtly taking a quick once over as one of the princesses caught his eye.
“Six foot, tanned skin, dark hair and one of the witnesses said he was wearing a blue cap with those mickey ears.” Jay recalled without taking his eyes off of the crowds around him, eager to find the guy that had been stalking the princess actors around the park, taking pictures of them and sending them to themselves the next day.
“What exactly is this guys problem anyway? Why the pictures?” Adam mumbled to himself, knowing that while it did scare the girls involved there was no evidence that any physical harm had been done, or even planned.
“I dunno man, guess he gets a kick out of scaring girls.” Jay shrugged, his eyes narrowing as they landed on a guy that fit the description, standing at the back of a small crowd that surrounded a Belle. “Ruzek, over by Belle.” He mumbled, casually nodding his head in the general direction.
“Boss, we got a guy matching the descriptions in the far right hand side, he’s watching one of the girls.” Adam spoke into his phone, Voight’s voice on the other end telling them to get the girl away without drawing so much attention, without blowing their op.
“Let’s go get ourselves a princess.” Adam grinned making Jay chuckle as they approached.
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“Well don’t you look gorgeous.” I grinned as I crouched down to the little girl infront of me, no more than six years old, her hair rested over her shoulders in two long plaits while she wore the signature Anna dress. “I believe your spot is on the other side of the park princess Anna.” I winked as she grinned up at me, the missing front tooth making me ‘awwh’ mentally.
“I’m not the real Anna! My names Amy!” She giggled.
“Oh! Silly me!” I sighed dramatically, the smile never leaving my face. “Princess Amy it is a pleasure to meet you!” I grinned bending my knees in a courtesy as I bowed my head to her.
Pulling her into my side we both smiled wide as our picture was taken, Amy’s parents were stood watching with proud grins on their faces. I smiled over at them as I stood up and took Amy’s hand in my own.
“Your Royal Heignesses, here is your princess.” I bowed slightly as I let go of Amy’s hand. “I will see you soon Princess, enjoy the rest of your day!” I grinned before making my way back to the front of the long queue of children.
As I got back to my spot I noticed two officers stood just off to the side watching me with small smiles on their faces, I knew why they was there, we’d been told all about the guy that had been stalking other girls back to their homes and taking pictures of them, we already knew that there was police patrolling the park.
“Excuse me Princess?” The taller of the two stepped forwards, the children’s eyes going wide as they looked up at him.
“How may I be of assistance?” I asked, staying in the princess role.
“We need to Uh, have a talk about, uhm.” He stuttered, his eyes floating over the disappointed faces of the children in front of him.
“We just need you to approve of the new tableware that the Beast has purchased, Princess.” The other guy stepped forwards, his blue eyes watching me nervously as he bowed slightly making me smile.
“Oh of course!” I grinned before looking over at the children. “These are the beasts best knights, I’m so sorry my Princesses and Princes but im going to have to sort this out, the beast isn’t very good at this.” I stage whispered making them laugh. “I’ll be back as soon as I can, I promise.” I smiled apologetically at them and their parents before following the two officers into one of the staff buildings.
“I’m Detective Jay Halstead and this is Officer Adam Ruzek, we’re from Chicago PD.” The smaller one introduced with a smile.
“Y/N.” I smiled.
“We’re sorry to pull you away like that but our suspect was in the area.” Adam smiled apologetically.
“It’s fine, but shouldn’t you be out there catching the bad guy.” I asked.
“Our team is already on it.” Jay smiled at me, my heart fluttering as he did, he really was gorgeous.
The sound of muffled talking caught my attention confusing me until Adam pulled out a radio from his pocket.
“I’m on my way.” Adam spoke into the radio before looking over at me and Jay. “Guys done a runner, stay with her.” He said to Adam offering me a smile before he quickly left the building.
“Water?” I offered as I went over to the fridge sitting in the back corner, pulling one out for myself after he declined.
“So how long have you been doing this?” Jay asked as we took a seat opposite one another at one of the tables.
“A few months, not the career I’d imagined but I do love it.” I smiled fondly.
“You are beautiful.” He mumbled before his eyes went wide. “I mean uh, you make a beautiful belle.” He said quickly making me giggle, a slight blush rising to my cheeks at his words.
“What about you? How long have you been a cop?” I asked taking a sip from my water.
“A few years, I was in the army and when I left I still felt the need to help people so, here I am.” He shrugged with a smile.
“A real life hero huh.” I smirked making him chuckle slightly.
“Something like that.” He smirked back, a few seconds of silence fell over us until a rustle from the back room caught his attention. “Anyone else in here?” He asked quietly, his eyes watching the door to the back room.
“There shouldn’t be, the only person who uses this place is me and the other Belle’s.” I said quietly, my nerves rising.
“Any other way in?” He asked as he slowly stood up with his hand on the gun that rested on his hip.
“There’s a door round the back that leads into that room.” I mumbled, nodding towards the room where the noise was coming from.
Nodding his head he quickly spoke into his radio that there was someone else in the room before slowly and quietly creeping over to get door. I watched as he took a deep breath before throwing the door open only to be tackled to the ground by a guy that was slightly taller than he was, but in the muscles department was clearly slacking compared to Jay.
I let out a loud gasp as the man swung his fist into Jay’s side making him groan out in pain, before he quickly started to fight back, the two of them rolling on the floor until the unknown man got the upper hand, pinning Jay to the ground with his hands around his throat with his back towards me. Without thinking I quickly stood up and grabbed one of the metal chairs quietly making my way over I raised the chair above my head and slammed it down onto the guys back with as much strength as I could muster. He groaned at the impact and fell to the side in shock, he was grown of long enough for Jay to grab the gun from the floor and jump to his feet pointing it down at the man.
“Chicago PD, you move I shoot!” He yelled kicking his back to get him to lay on the floor just as Adam and two other officers burst threw the back door with their guns raised.
“Good job Halstead.” The blonde woman grinned rushing over and cuffing the guy who was still laid on the floor groaning in pain.
“Wasn’t me.” Jay shrugged with a smile as he looked over at me with a twinkle in his eye, making me blush.
“You did this?” The older guy that had just came in asked with raised eyebrows as his eyes moved from the chair lying on the ground, to the suspect, to me.
“Guilty.” I smiled nervously, relaxing as he chuckled.
“Good job Princess.” He chuckled to himself. “Sargent Voight.” He introduced himself holding his hand out towards me.
“Y/N, or Belle.” I laughed reaching out and shaking his outstretched hand.
“You know, Belle has always been my favourite.” The woman smiled as she walked over to me leaving Adam and Voight to haul the guy in cuffs away. “I’m Hailey by the way.”
“Want a picture?” I asked with a smile, knowing that the adults who came to the park were just as excited to have their pictures taken with their childhood favourites just as much as their own children.
“Yes, yes, yes.” She grinned quickly pulling out her phone and practically throwing it at Jay as she rushed over and stood beside me. “Thank you so much!” She grinned after seeing the picture Jay had taken. “I’m gunna go catch up with Voight, I’ll see you there.” She smiled at Jay before giving me a hug then leaving.
“You know, if this princess thing doesn’t work or you’d be a great cop, or wrestler.” Jay smirked making me laugh. “Seriously, that was pretty badass.” He smiled as he stood in front of me.
“I may be a Princess Mr Halstead, but I’m not a damsel in distress.” I winked with a laugh, our eyes making eye contact.
We stood in silence for a few seconds, just looking at each other while a blush crept its way from my chest to my cheeks as his blue eyes sparkled.
“I might be completely out of order right now, but uh, would you maybe like to Uh, get a drink sometime, with me, I mean, ya know, if the beast doesn’t mind.” He stumbles over his words which made him approximately ten times cuter than he already was.
“I’d love to.” I smiled with a giggle as I reached into the hidden pocket on my dress and pulled out the booklet I used to give autographs to the children. I quickly scribbled my number and ripped the page out handing it over to him. “Gimme a call sometime Detective.” I smiled with a wink before making my way to the door.
“You got it, Princess.” He smirked with a nod, I offered him one final smile before I made my way back out to the park, the thought of seeing Jay again keeping the smile on my face for the rest of the day.
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