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MarloweLevel 22 | Panromantic Ace | They/ThemExtended zodiac: Lig(m)aWelcome!!!Ask box/Submissions always open!If I ever post my art, please don’t repost or copy it in any way without my permission!
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colossal-frogs · 4 days ago
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can’t use the internet without adblock because it’s so crowded that it’s unusable can’t read important breaking news without a subscription can’t get a streaming service without them eventually adding commercials can’t watch youtube videos without 30 ads can’t search up things on google without seeing a shit ton of sponsored results can’t answer unknown numbers because everything is a scam call can’t use essential app features without a 30 dollar subscription per month can’t watch a music video without product placement. is anyone else tired
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colossal-frogs · 6 days ago
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happy 10th birthday to my blog i suppose
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colossal-frogs · 7 days ago
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hah. im scared
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colossal-frogs · 4 months ago
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worst nightmare come to fruition: docs not in the office today and i have to make not one. but TWO phone calls
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colossal-frogs · 5 months ago
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colossal-frogs · 5 months ago
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goodness gracious girl those tits are fucking fat as shit. hey what's up. they call me Insect Nightlife and every life decision i've ever made has ended up hurting someone at least in some small way. can i borrow 10$
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colossal-frogs · 5 months ago
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Are Humans Self-Aware?
Ants have often tested humans for self awareness. They placed objects in our homes and were shocked we didn't cover them in sand.
"Although humans build interesting nests & show signs of cooperation, can they really have rich inner lives like ants? Unlikely."
They laid pheromone trails & we ignored them.
"Even a newly eclosed callow or a termite could have followed these trails! Human intelligence is perhaps similar to that of a lichen... or perhaps an aphid at best."
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colossal-frogs · 7 months ago
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fandom wiki simulator
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colossal-frogs · 7 months ago
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*listening to a podcast on spotify*
*gets an ad for the us airforce*
*gets an ad for the us airforce*
*gets an ad for the us airforce*
*gets an ad for the us airforce*
*gets an ad for the us airforce*
*gets an ad-*
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colossal-frogs · 7 months ago
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anyways, puppy
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colossal-frogs · 11 months ago
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Guys 2014 is in two months
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colossal-frogs · 11 months ago
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colossal-frogs · 11 months ago
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our puppy and our little beagle have started to play with eachother in a healthy way and im so happy bc our beagle has never been that engaged and playful before it was amazing
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colossal-frogs · 11 months ago
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lets all move to mutuals island together
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colossal-frogs · 11 months ago
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puppies rlly r so similar to toddlers. extremely fussy when tired and dont yet understand they can take a nap.
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colossal-frogs · 11 months ago
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puppies r. exhausting.
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colossal-frogs · 11 months ago
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