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triglycercule · 2 months ago

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i feel like an abusive parent coming up with my posts because why is it that when theyre sitting in my drafts collecting dust i have parental urges and those are the smartest ideas i couldve ever come up with but then when i pop them out and finally drag them out of my drafts theyre immediately disgraces

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#top 10 run on sentences #this is such a horror coded comparison i feel like he would say something like this #i remember saying once that i felt like a 1950s abusive husband when my computer was working slowly #he would say something like that. morbid dark and unsettling jokes #triglycercule SHUT UP you sound like heh..... a little peek into my dark world........ because you made an abuse joke??????#i really need to stop. i blame the mtt i blame them for everything #i love blaming the murder time trio for any weird things i say #oops officer im sorry i did not mean to pull out that gun it was the mtt they forced me to #wdym theyre fictional characters that have not that much real life influence on me. WHAY DO YOU MEA #everything im saying rn reminds me of those people who killed because slenderman told them to so i dont think this is a good thought #goddamn im such an asshole i just realized this. maybe its the teenage angst nvm im not as much of an asshole as i think #i need to stop making im gonna kill myself jokes too. but but but FUNNY.........#but but but also BAD stop saying stuff like that its only gonna manifest it #erm but also hilarious???? comedic???????? shut up die???????#alright man thats too far 😐#i wish i had a clone we'd be hilarious together #call us diglycercule #tricule rant

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