#oops all wardens

[curiouslavellan]

I love the Grey Whiskey/Ritewine/Conscription Ale bottles from Inquisition, so reblog and tell me what your Hero of Ferelden's drink and label would be

[waywardstation]

Doodle dump!! Cleaned up a bunch of sketches I had sitting around and put them together ^^

[vanmarkham]

see I’ve been thinking about doing an “oops all lesbians” da playthrough for like a year now……. And I wanna achievement hunt the games LMAO so I should just goooo for it bc the leliana romance is one of the origins achievements I need lolll

[fruk-choosing-a-username]

Zevran's romance literally almost made me cry and I am not blind to the Astarion parallels because his romance ALSO almost made me cry

I can't really say anything that hasn't already been said (because I am extremely late to the DA:O party, everyones already passed out from the rager and Im just now showing up with pizza) and I'm not good at articulating serious thoughts, because this shit has me so giddy but also heartbroken that my brain is mush and can only go "BLORBO! BLORBO FROM MY VIDEO GAMES!! PUT HIM INTO SITUATIONS AND SHOW HIM HOW TO LOVE AGAIN!"

unfortunately my game was a little weird with it sometimes and did things the wiki said was never supposed to happen and other things that were supposed to happen didn't happen. also I'm on PS3 so no dialogue fix mods and I can't see if the approval is "love" or "warm" or "adore" or whatever, I can only see how full the bar is (unless I'm just stupid). But I'm pretty sure I got the important stuff, and he says dialogue/greetings that are only said if he's in love I THINK, but all I do know is I did the earring thing right and holy shit the second time he gives it to the warden?? that fucking floored me, the bell rang three times, the ref had to check my pulse. like are the engaged now? was that actually a proposal??? they sure fucking made it seem like one

ALSO WHEN WYNNE APOLOGIZES FOR DOUBTING THE WARDEN AND ZEVRAN AND SAYS SHE CAN SEE SOMETHING SPECIAL BETWEEN THEM, FAVORITE FUCKING CONVERSATION IN THE ENTIRE GAME, THE THINGS SHE SAID ABOUT THEM MADE TEAR UP AND SHE'S SO RIGHT

I did miss his fade nightmare (I did Redcliffe and the circle of magi asap bc I wanted to be a bloodmage so he was not yet in the party) which probably gives crucial background so I'll probably watch that in a video or something

I think I'm pretty much at the "end" of the romance stuff but I'm taking him everywhere hoping that maybe theres an extra dialogue or two during specific quests and what not

I'm already making a playlist for him and my warden too (will probably evolve into an overall DA:O playlist) ((song suggestions welcome))

anyways thats my update/rant on my first time DA:O playthrough, I told you all this would happen and I am sure none of you are surprised

[druidgroves]

rip my 1st 3 rooks are all elves

[waterbearable]

took a little break to continue bg3 run 2 and delighted to report that although I gave up on the weird fuckin needle blight ambush (might return to it another time I was just barely at level+at a halfway point w spell slots and it was not worth a long rest) I DID get into moonrise and break out the prisoners without triggering a fight which I hadn't done before. (tried to talk warden into letting me speak w prisoners first, that didn't work, so I shut the door and killed her, then deceived the other guards into thinking I could talk w the prisoners, then careful sneaking meant I killed all the scrying eyes and didn't alert any other guards. Wahoo)

[dragonagesummer]

the every-origin-is-true worldstate is a tragedy but it's also a comedy specifically because of the soap opera levels of drama happening between Nat Brosca and Aeducan between leaving Orzammar and returning

[dianapocalypse]

uh oh, im shifting into dragon age mode

[secretagentdragon]

Years late to these templates but here's my canon DA protags! (she/her for all)

L to R: Hayden Mahariel, dalish elf rogue (duelist/assassin) - Natalia Hawke, human mage (blood/a bit of force) - Kianne Trevelyan, human warrior (champion)

[salsa-di-pomodoro]

Tired.

A: yo ingo check out this meme

A: when the alpha pkmn...-...img.

I: Very funny, Akari.

A: arent u supposed 2 b asleep

I: Aren't you supposed to be in school?

A: fuck you

I: [Typing...]

[cactusnymph]

OC Associations Meme

I was tagged by @curiouslavellan thank you elly 🥺🥰

Asaara Adaar

Seasoning: Chili

Weather: Thunderstorm

Colour: Red

Sky: That dark grey before a storm breaks when it almost feels like night

Magic power: Lightning

House plant: Venus Fly Trap

Weapon: Mage’s staff. Also a mean right hook

Subject: Math

Social media: She’s a cryptid and doesn’t use any

Make-up product: The blood of her enemies lipstick (red)

Candy: Licorice

Fear: Helplessness

Ice cube shape: Boobs

Method of long distance travel: She likes the physical exertion of just walking/hiking

Mythological creature:

Piece of stationary: Ruler

3 emojis: 👊🏴‍☠️🌩

Celestial body: Mars

Tarot card: The Chariot (Control, willpower, success, action, determination)

tagging @cordyceps-fungus, @fearless-flower, @calicostorms, @travismatagot, @kingfisherkink, @andsotheuniverseended (no pressure if youre not in the mood ofc!)

[sadmages]

If I pull this set of drawings off....on god I'll be so powerful

[katrielsgrasp]

Yael Surana (she/her). Arcane Warrior first and foremost: Dirth'ena Enasalin, the knowledge that leads to victory. Ex-Circle mage, former Warden Commander of Ferelden, rumored maleficar. Reckless, driven, shining. A honed blade, singing with lyrium and blood, plunging at the Blight, at the Calling, at everything she can possibly learn.

[curiouslavellan]

Harriet and Sten's relationship is best described as "work dad and daughter" but neither of them would ever describe it that way because if Harriet consciously realized she was replacing her dad she'd cry for days and Sten comes a culture with no concept of fatherhood

[endawn]

i forgot how violent summoning a demon into that mage was when you first go into the top of the tower to confront uldred

[ozzgin]

hear me out...

yandere prison..

runs normally, but the warden hired very specific people

and you just got falsely accused of a heinous crime

Yandere!Prison x Reader

A few years back I actually wanted to make a dating sim with a similar premise! So I might just redraw my old cover and recycle the characters, haha. content: gender neutral reader, violence

You've been accused of a crime you didn't commit. Even worse, you were speedily shipped to a maximum-security prison, despite your horror and your desperate protests. Your lawyers are scrambling to get you out as soon as possible, but it's not a guarantee.

You thought you'd be killed within the first moments after arriving. The three men you're sharing a cell with, however, turned out to be reasonable enough. Unexpectedly so.

The blonde one greeted you with a wide, merry smile. He's the friendliest of the bunch, despite his heavily scarred features. One of them seems to wear a mask at all times, and he doesn't speak much. The last one is polite, though he keeps his distance. His answers are curt and to the point.

You quickly noticed that all other inmates avoid you religiously. The tables empty when you put down your lunch tray, and during breaktime the yard fluctuates with people migrating to whatever corner is farthest away from you.

Today, you finally found out why: one of the prisoners happened to bump into you, and he promptly fell to his knees, begging you to not mention it to your cellmates. You are apparently sleeping next to the leaders of the biggest gang around. Even the guards are terrified to approach them the wrong way; the last one to do so was placed on permanent medical leave.

And yet, they are nice to you. In fact, you'd go as far as to say they're strangely protective of you, always looking out for your safety and hovering in your vicinity like trained dogs.

On your way back, you find the inmate who pleaded for your silence; his head nearly cracked open, held against the bathroom sink by your beloved blonde bunkie.

"Oops! You weren't supposed to see this," he laughs awkwardly. "Why don't you return to our room? I'll join you in a moment."

He flashes you his usual smile, innocent and somewhat silly. This time it appears particularly eerie, given it's stained by fresh splatters of blood.

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